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Wednesday, Sept 14, 2011 Vol 2752 - Romophobe
Halloween is just around the corner! Buy early - get THE costume you want! If not, you'll end up with a Harry Reid costume Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes Quotes "CNN is teaming up with a political splinter group as an (apparent) equal partner in a debate. CNN didn't team up with political progressives, who helped shape the 2008 presidential campaign, during that election cycle. Yet here it is proudly teaming up with Teabaggers. My guess is CNN is more interested in wresting viewers from Fox than in maintaining its own credibility." -- author (of what?) Scott Martelle Link Scott, did you just figure out CNN's not in the news business? If you'd read bartcop.com you would've known that back in 1996. Send e-mail to Bart Boner, Gibson CEO vs. Obama
Link Last week federal marshals raided a Gibson Guitar factory in Tennessee. It wasn't the first time. The government appears to be preparing to charge the famous guitar maker with trafficking in illegally obtained wood. It's a rare collision of music and environmental regulation. The raids recalled a similar raid in Nashville in November 2009, when agents seized a shipment of ebony from Madagascar. They were enforcing the Lacey Act, a century-old endangered species law that was amended in 2008 to include plants as well as animals. But Juszkiewicz says the government won't tell him exactly how — or if — his company has violated that law. This immediately became a rallying cry for the TeaPublicans to cry about excessive government interference and job-killing federal regulations. Gibson has been raided by the feds before this last one, but no charges have been filed. Yet. First, I'm so happy for John Boner. He actually found a case where the government actually "regulated" something concrete. Gibson is apparently guilty - they used a fake name on the manifest. They must have known they were breaking the law. Why didn't Gibson do what all rich corporations do - bribe congress to change the law? The part I don't get is - why is Madagascar ebony so endangered? Why doesn't Gibson buy some land there and plant a shitload of ebony trees? Lastly, the law was amended in 2008. Since Bush had no vetos over-ridden, HE signed this law. "I put the heavy boot of the federal government on the throats of small businesses like Gibson..." So once again, Obama is to blame for Bush's actions. Too bad Obama has no clue how to list the goddamn facts. Send e-mail to Bart
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and the President enjoys his golf game Link I'm not saying he doesn't deserve a vacation now and then, but how many thousands of votes does he lose each time he's photographed playing golf while 46,000,000 people are in poverty? Does our president know what the word "perception" means? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: GWB, stupid shit he's said HBart, I believe the worst thing Bush ever said about 2001 was, "All in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me" which he said in December 2001. Forget the attacks, the recession, the war in Afghanistan, damn good year for sure. Found a list of quotes for the monkey here, Take care, Jon the Atty Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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"Yes, I want to be on the team that fights back!" That's part of an email sent out today by Barack Obama's "team". That's right! The Obama team is now calling itself "The Team That Fights Back!" LOL! They should be known as the team that most deserves to be laughed at for it's propensity for cowardly surrender! Tim Quotes "Hey, *I* should be having a baby, not my mother. Let's get pregnant." -- Bristol Palin (R-Rich) to Levi in 2008, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: fake firefighter Denis Leary
Hi Bart, I am on the board of directors for our local fire department and we are in the middle of a major funding crisis. No one wants to pay a dime of extra taxes to insure a healthy fire department and ambulance service but you should hear the screaming when they don’t have someone respond in 5 minutes to their call. Firefighters and paramedics are basically invisible until you need them and then they better by god be there in a heartbeat. I watched the show about the “miracle” firehouse on 9/11 and was choked up for half of it. These guys bust ass every day and they sure as hell don’t do it to get rich. God I hate republicans! Woody Send e-mail to Bart Is Rick the Prick still the front-runner? Dear Lord, I Need a Favor... As you know, Lord, tonight is the premier of Survivor on CBS from 7PM CST to 8:30, which is then immediately followed by the season finale of CBS's Big Brother. As you know, Lord, those are two of Mrs. Bart's favorite TV shows which means she will not be driving anywhere between 7-10 PM so if you were planing to send my heart attack tonight, could you do that after 10 PM? I realize, Lord, that you and I aren't really close (mostly because you don't exist) but if you somehow do exist, the favor I'm asking is a really small one. I hope you have a nice day - up there in your Invisible Cloud Castle. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Ryan Gosling is serious, an artiste, an Oscar nominee and an heir to Brando or DeNiro." -- Mary Pols, TIME Magazine Is Mary Pols thinking with her loins? Gosling is an heir to Brando and DeNiro? That's kinda like saying "This band is as good as the Beatles." What movie could I see that showcases this greatest actor of our time? I saw "Fractured" a few years ago - Gosling was OK but he was no DeNiro. Send e-mail to Bart I'm an 18 year volunteer firefighter Link Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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Link Today's Mystery Celebrity is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood history but there's only a 50-50 chance that you'll even know who she is. Last issue's Hot Mystery Celebrity Link is Bill Murray in 1980. Chris Campo Send e-mail to Bart Spectacular photography by Astrocat Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Backdoor Channels: The Price of Peace We are pleased
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