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Weekend-Monday, Sept 17-19, 2011 Vol 2754 - Catch a falling knife
interviews-on-the-border.webs.com Quotes "Rick Perry's a more overt, less subtle guy than George W. Bush, and he is going to be more overt in his policy statements and his statements about his faith." -- Richard Land, leader of the Southern Baptist Convention, Link So, Perry is like Bush, but without the subtlety? Send e-mail to Bart Casey Anthony singled out
Found not guilty, she still has to pay Link I think this is pure bullshit. Have you ever heard of someone being found "Not Guilty" and then the state piles on with a $100K fine? Send e-mail to Bart
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That's what a new book claims... Link In the book, out Tuesday, McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd. Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU. A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.” A source unrelated to the book told The ENQUIRER, Todd was very much in the picture at the time and the couple married just nine months later. Love child of Palin and Glewn Rice Is that why Palin hates Blacks? Because Glen Rice dumped her whiny ass back in the nineties? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Social Security is not a fraud - GOP is First, Michele Bachmann calls Social Security "a tremendous fraud". Then candidate Rick Perry calls it a "Ponzi scheme" and declares it "unconstitutional". And they do this while the GOP steals our social security trust fund to pay for tax cuts for the rich. It's not Social Security that's a fraud and a Ponzi scheme. It's the Republican Party. Marc Perkel If America wants to see Social Security eliminated, just vote Republican in 2012. (That message is too complicated for our Democrats to master.) Send e-mail to Bart Better
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You're never going to be happy until Obama loses. I would be happy if he had an ounce of fight in him. I would be double happy if he could actually win a fight. My bad. You don't mean that. Stupid me for trying to get YOU to fight for your own side. When he fumbles the ball, you want me to write, "Another touchdown by Obama!" It doesn't work that way. Sometimes the truth hurts. Keep blaming Obama, every time you do, you convince another person ON OUR SIDE to stay home in 2012. Tally *I* am to blame for Obama's 35% approval? *I* am to blame for his 500 early surrenders? *I* made Obama turn on the poor and coddle billionaires? I've been saying "Time to come to work" since August of 2009. Twenty five months later, the rest of the Democrats agree with me. Perhaps you'd prefer I had an IQ of 44 and was two years behind everyone else? I'm the hospital spokesman saying "The gunshot victim lost a lot of blood." After hearing that, you're calling me the shooter. That's illogical. Be honest: If you were Obama's top advisor, would you be saying. "Heads need to roll, Sir, and I mean RIGHT NOW! Or would you be saying, "Great job. Mr. President. Stay the course." Send e-mail to Bart Quotes Obama is the weakest president of my lifetime. They say Democrats are attacking his $450B stimulus because there's no downside to attacking him. His three biggest mistakes? He always surrenders early - every f-ing time. All you have to do is wait and he'll cave in. How pathetically weak. His idiotic insistence on "looking forward" is another sign of weakness. Right after winning, he said Kissyface could keep his committee posts, which spells out. "No matter how savagely you attack me, I'll never attack you." That taught every Rethug and every Democrat that he will NEVER fight, no matter what. He's paying for those sins now and it's only going to get worse. One other thing - I am changing my prediction - Perry WILL win the GOP nomination. All it took to change my mind was one sentence, which was: "Will Republicans vote for Boston or Austin?" Send e-mail to Bart Cheney's Unintended Admissions by Robert Parry Link Political memoirs are usually self-serving affairs, mixing rationalizations with score-settling. But Dick Cheney’s In My Time may become the new standard for this sorry genre, made even worse because it is almost devoid of newsworthy tidbits of information. One of the few candid admissions that slipped through was his brief acknowledgement that Bush had decided on the need for a “second resolution” in the UN Security Council to authorize the 2003 invasion of Iraq but failed to get it. “When the president decided to try for a second resolution, I understood his reasons,” Cheney wrote, indicating that it would provide necessary legal and political cover for Tony Blair. “But our efforts to gather support for the resolution were unsuccessful, and we pulled it down.” That left Saddam in a pickle because he had already destroyed his stockpiles of unconventional weapons and whatever his government did to prove the point was not going to be enough to dissuade Bush, Cheney and Blair from invading. Yes, Bush & Cheney were always going to invade Iraq. Cheney sold Saddam upgrades for his oil fields, and once it was paid for, they invaded and stole millions of barrels of oil every day. Lucky they were followed by a president who turned a blind eye to their crimes. Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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Friday morning, after months of 106 degrees every f-ing day, it was 55 and raining when I woke up - to me, that's perfect weather - so I did what anybody would do. I went out back and turned on Mrs Bart's bubbler, then lit a fire in the Spanish chimenea, then I poured myself a shot of the good stuff, then got lit and I sat there in the cool, misty breeze enjoying a great morning while wishing Obama didn't hate online poker players. Last Fall, I would sit outside after dark, watching the fire dance in the chimenea while listening to the water trickle while playing dollar poker tournaments but I can't do that this year because big, brave Obama declared war on poker. I wish he had something else to occupy his time. Saturday was more of the same, then Sunday was even better. We must've gone thru $10 worth of that fancy pinion wood. You readers who live in places like Carmel and Portland, you forget how nice a day can be if you live with great weather all year 'round. ...and then, Sunday afternoon, the Dallas Cowboys got lucky. That ruined a perfect weekend. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: What is Christianity? It is the belief
that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever
if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland. keith in louisville Keith, to the believers it makes perfect sense. They see nothing crazy about that paragraph. It makes sense to them because that's what their parents told them, the same people that told them "the stove is hot." Turns out the stove IS hot, ...so those silly stories must be real. That would ordinarily be OK with me, but vote-lusting politicians in America make life and death decisions based on what this "jewish zombie in the sky" wants. Right now in Texas, Rick Perry is about to murder a man who's likely innocent. ...but God told Perry, "Fry that bastard" so that that's what Perry will do.. It's downright crazy - but that's today's America. Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Can you guess the city with blue water and green streets? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Hong Kong No other city is nestled into spikey mountains like that. Big Boy Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are tons of shows to listen to. You can select a monthly plan to provide recurring support.Please sign up for whatever
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