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Weekend-Monday, Sept 24-26, 2011 Vol 2758 - Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo
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Capizomics.com A regulated free market economic system for democracy Quotes "I'm bored if I don't have a challenge..." -- Herman Cain, on why he should be president, Link Send e-mail to Bart Mike in Atlanta said it because Obama and the Democrats won't... Herman Cain Wins Florida
Can he keep up the momentum? Link Herman Cain is basking in the Sunday glow of his surprise win Saturday in the Florida straw poll. But, can he keep up the momentum? Will the results of what is essentially a candidate beauty contest make any difference in the national polls, which are a much more accurate gauge of how the rivals are doing? And will it mean sharper scrutiny – and pointed criticism – of his positions and policies in upcoming debates and straw poll maneuvering? I have a theory: The Republicans f-ing hate their choices. Cain won because they can't stand the others and I see a pattern here. Trump was leading for a while. He surged ahead because nobody liked their crappy choices. Then they found out what a nut he was so they kept looking. Bachmann was leading for a while. Then they found out what a nut she was so they kept looking. Perry was leading for a while. Then they found out what a nut he was so they kept looking. Now Pizzaboy is (this week) leading - but soon they'll find out what a nut he is. They're still begging Chris Christie and Mitch Daniels to run. Why? Because they're not sure exactly how crappy they'd be as candidates. Will it all come back to Romney, like it came back for McCain in 2008? Romney, the gun-grabbing, gay-loving flip-flopping liberal who forced health care on Massachusetts? Send e-mail to Bart
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https://www.createspace.com/3615232 Subject: Republicans never miss a chance to do something rotten With this latest budget battle Republicans have once again shown that they will miss no chance to do something rotten. This time they are targeting disaster aid and gas saving cars at the same time. Disaster aid helps communities rebuild after tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and floods. But - say the Republicans - we can't just hand out money to these freeloaders, someone's gotta pay for it. The Republicans need to find someone to kick so the go to the department of energy. And they want to cut funding for the development of cars that use less gas. I can not imagine a single American who is against developing cars that go farther on a tank of gas. Whether you are Democrat, Republican, or Tea Party we all want cars that burn less gas. What are these people thinking? It can be only one thing. These people are at war with the hippies. This is a culture where Reality is called the "R" word. And it just all has to stop. This - is nuts! The idea that we should attack disaster aid, or even make it a political issue, and to be against better gas mileage is just plain crazy. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Link This is trouble for us Democrats. When the GOP threatens to shut down the government, Obama panics and offers them a blank check. What's he going to give away this time? And everyone knows FEMA is out of money because the super-rich don't pay taxes. Or if they do, they pay less than you and I pay on our income. What will Obama give them this time? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Sarah Palin missing? Bart, I'm not getting the Sarah Palin Nude each issue. Last issue's Sarah Palin isn't there. Wednesday's was there--pretty good picture too! Tuesdays's wasn't there. and there wasn't one in the Weekend-Monday issue. I check your site daily using my Mac G-4 from home, my Samsung Continuum smartphone, and the Dell desktop at the Library. Just thought I'd let you know. David David, thanks for asking. Sometimes I just can't find a good picture. I try to find a photo that shows impeding doom. While we're at it, maybe we should vote. What's your favorite "mystery" feature and what's your least favorite? If we were going to lose a "mystery," which one should it be? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Ghouls on parade Week after week, the GOP presidential candidates debate, appearing more and more like a seltzer bottle spraying, nose honking, clown fight. It has become obvious that the Grand Old Party has degenerated into catering to it's fringe ghouls on parade. Ghouls, cheering over Rick Perry's prisoner death count. Ghouls shouting "Let him die!", after a question about what to do with uninsured coma victims. Ghouls, booing a soldier calling from the battle field, because he said he was gay. The Republican party that once aspired our nation to be a shining city upon a hill, has become a party that would lead our nation back into the hate filled dark ages. The divide is growing and a divided nation can not survive. Michael H Check out the news and toons at
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Odds of rape are about 50/50 Link The judge lets misdemeanor offenders serve time and pay a fine or go to church every Sunday for a year. If offenders choose church, they can pick the place of worship as long as they check in weekly with the pastor and police. After a year of Sundays in the pew, the offender's case will be dismissed. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Even growing up my friends would always say that Palin would flirt with him, it seems kind of weird. Then one of my publishers said she had a cougar crush on me!” -- Levi Johnston, saying Palin is even more weird than we think, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: poker at WhiteHouse.gov Bart there is a petition to get online poker legalized. Yep! Really. It can be found at this government website. >>> https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/ All that is needed is you register to vote on existing petitions. After 500 people vote yes on a petition the white house promises to act on the petition. I already voted for poker and repeal of the citizens united ruling. Share this with your readers it will start a movement. Oh Pot legalization is also there and it's getting a lot of votes. Peace Roger The Poker Player Roger, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers Thanks to Deborah http://www.evilgopbastards.com/ Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! Quotes "Anybody who goes hiking on the Iraq/Oran border that DOESN'T work for the CIA could probably benefit from the kind of reality-based therapy provided by an Iranian prison." -- Gene Lyons on Bartcop/Facebook Send e-mail to Bart Busey, Haggard on reality show Careful, Gary - he's fighting meth and gay demons "This time, I'M the sane one." Wanna join ma church, handsome?" Link Gary Busey and Ted Haggard swap wives ... That's not a joke or a punchline. It will actually happen on "Celebrity Wife Swap." The actor and the meth sniffer — both of whom have made the rounds in the media, Busey for years on insanity and Haggard for snorting meth off this dealer's tube steak — would seem an odd pairing for the ABC show. But they have something in common: ...they are both religiously insane? There is no better entertainment than Gary Busey trying to behave himself. Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even
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