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He's the crookedest and stupidest judge ever Link Democratic lawmakers on Thursday called for a federal investigation into Clarence "Slappy" Thomas' failure to report hundreds of thousands of dollars on annual financial disclosure forms. Led by Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-N.Y.), 20 House Democrats sent a letter to the Judicial Conference -- the entity that frames guidelines for the administration of federal courts -- requesting that they refer the matter of Slappy's non-compliance with the Ethics Act of 1978 to the Department of Justice. The letter outlines how, throughout his 20-year tenure on the Supreme Court, Slappy routinely checked a box titled "none" on his annual financial disclosure forms, indicating that his wife had received no income. But in reality, she earned nearly $700,000 from the Heritage Foundation from 2003 to 2007 alone. Slaughter called it "absurd" to suggest that Thomas may not have known how to fill out the forms. Do we have a mechanism to getting rid of super-crooked, moronic, on-the-take judges? Send e-mail to Bart
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https://www.createspace.com/3615232 Quotes "All the fights Obama's had with Republicans over budgets and money, he’s caved unnecessarily. Should have come in like a house on fire… his first one hundred days could have more resembled FDR’s first one hundred days. He didn’t have to cave in on the Bush tax cuts, that’s ridiculous. He didn’t have to cave in on the debt ceiling fight. -- Bill Maher, unhappy with Obama's constant caving - like most sane Democrats Link Send e-mail to Bart Christie may run for White House After dozens of denials that he wasn't Link News about Chris Christie via the Newark Star-Ledger: Gov. Chris Christie is seriously rethinking his months of denials and may launch a campaign for the White House after all, a source close to the governor said tonight. Thursday's report is the latest bit of rampant speculation about Christie's 2012 plans. ...and two weeks after he enters, the GOP will discard him, making him look foolish and probably killing a once-promisng career in politics. Besides, Christie is another Romney. He's a gun-grabbing, gay-loving, pro-choice liberal from back East. He's not going to get ANY teabagger votes and the Teabaggers are running the damn show for the Cavemen. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude
Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: America - Eviction Nation Hey Bart, I got evicted yesterday, I have to be out by (yesterday). Wish me luck as a new homeless person. Robert W Robert, is there anything we can do? At least tell us what part of the country you're in. Who knows, you might be near a Bartcop-reading, pot-selling, liquor-store-owning, over-sexed, mute hottie who needs a manly roommate nearby to feel safer at night. Or. maybe there's some grouchy old Bartcop-reading dude who has a garage apartment that needs some cleaning up... Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Even if they find Conrad Murray guilty of the murder of Michael Jackson he won't do much time in prison - look at Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan!" -- some asshole on HLN Hey Asshole, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY. Those women are SO HATED you would equate them with murderers? I've asked a dozen times or so - why are these women (mostly Paris) hated so f-ing much? Replies usually begin, "Because she's rich and good-looking, because she thinks she's so hot, because she's never done an honest day's work" which fits half of Hollywood. When people hate Obama and can't say why, I think racism. What motive do we assign to Paris Hilton haters? And I'm not saying you should like or love Paris Hilton, but many/most people would walk barefoot over broken glass to spit on her - but they can't say why. I know the answer, Bart Subject: They told me I had Stage 3.9 Ovarian Cancer I know you don't have time to read my story, but let me keep it short: Two years ago I came down with stage 3.9999 ovarian cancer (killed Gilda Radner and Patsy Ramsey) - it is the deadliest reproductive cancer for women. So, my situation was pretty dire. Out of the woodwork came the Catholics, whether they be friends, family, or otherwise . . . and they were there for me, etc. (major stuff) - And magically, when the doctors went in, there was no tumor around my ovary. True story. Caught the doctors off guard, and now I can read your friggin' fantastic website every day and even get my writing on there now and then. It is very hard for me to be an atheist at this point. And, I ain't a religious freak, believe me. In fact, we can thank all the religious freaks for the present state of America. Rock on Bart!! SP SP, I just found your e-mail (from April of 2009) sorry about that. Forgive me, but I don't think "magic" was involved. I don't know Bush about ovarian cancer, but if there was no tumor I assume the doctors just made a misdiagnosis which happens on occation. I'm really glad you're feeling better. Send e-mail to Bart Assassinating Awlaki Obama Can Kill Anyone He Wants To? Link Now we know what embattled Yemeni President Saleh meant when he said yesterday: “We are fighting al-Qaeda in Yemen in coordination with the Americans and Saudis.” The defiant Saleh, who’s long promoted himself as an asset in America’s seemingly nonstop Long War on Terrorism (LWT), apparently knows what he’s talking about. Hours later, Yemen’s military announced that a missile strike had killed Anwar al-Awlaki, the bombastic, American-born Islamist who’s been linked to Al Qaeda and to recent terrorist attempts against the United States. He’s not exactly OBL, but Awlaki’s assassination, and that’s what it was, is a signal that Obama intends to pursue the LWT to the ends of the earth, regardless of the consequences, even if it means an extra-judicial killing of an American citizen. Not that killing non-citizens is kosher, but killing an American isn’t. I'm OK with it. That cowardly prick was training weak-minded sheep to kill Americans. Fuck him. I hope they ran our of virgins for him in Heaven. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: my opinion of Obama Basically, my opinion of him hasn't changed since 2008; he's an empty suit. He won the primaries on a lie (the Clintons are racist), and from what I hear, he's surrounded himself with a bunch of opportunistic, sexist (why am I not surprised) creeps, who are now all busy writing tell-all books about the dysfunctional White House they helped create (but of course have no responsibility for). But if you want to know what I really think ... I think a lot of people have buyer's remorse, but it's too little, too late. I also think that the Republicans will not be able to mount a credible campaign against him, given the field, but I could be wrong. Anyway, once again I'll have to hold my nose as I go to the polls. I do, however, get a chuckle these days from all the people I know who hated the evil Hillary and are now whining to me about how Obama has sold out everyone who supported him. No sympathy here. They got what they wanted; let them live with it. Of course we have to live with it too, but why should we suffer? Ninja Librarian Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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let people know you're still here. So, what to do about Obama? We only hear from him when it's a Booty call Link Progressives may sometimes feel like they're in a backdoor high-school affair with the President. You know the kind: The popular kid will make out with someone from the wrong side of the tracks. But he'll only take a rich kid from "the right kind of family" to the school dance. Lately, Obama has made some significant moves toward the left, but the response has been cool in some progressive corners. The skepticism's understandable. His 2008 platform was progressive too, but after he was elected he tacked sharply right without even bothering to explain the shift. Progressives don't want to feeling like the kid who 'puts out' in the backseat and then is all alone on prom night. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Link Bart, that's a Duesenberg J, Ed Roth Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, Albert Watson photographed Alfred Hitchcock holding a dead goose with a ribbon around its neck for the 1973 Christmas issue of Harper's Bazaar. Daniel the Lawyer Send e-mail to Bart Young Rick Perry and you-know-who More magic from Astrocat Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Close-up Link Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family... Send e-mail to Bart It was looking like the worst weekend EVER! First, the Cardinals lost the first game of their best-of-five playoff games. In Game Two, the Cardinal pitcher walked two of the first three batters, loading the bases for one of baseball's most feared hitters. Soon it was 4-0. Second, the Razorbacks were playing Texas A&M and they were down 18 points at the half. And then the BIG one... the Dallas Humps were beating my favorite team of all time (Whoever's playing Dallas) in this case it was the formerly-red-hot Detroit Lions by what seemed like 50 points. In all three cases, I turned away and worked on the page - no sense watching a massacre. But then... I turned back to the baseball game and the Cards were ahead 5-4! Woo Hoo! All they had to do was hang on thru the 8th and 9th innings - and they did. Then the Razorbacks were down so far but they clawed their way back to a rousing 42-38 victory. Beating any team from wants-to-secede Tejas always feels good. Then yesterday - it was the BIG one. The Dallas Humps were ahead by 24 points, but their magnificient quarterback, Tony Romoaner, threw THREE second-half interceptions, the BIGGEST COLLAPSE in Hump History! I was screaming "Hex on Thee" at the top of my lungs, scaring the cats. The game was still in doubt when Felix Jones intentionally stepped out of bounds before he got a first down which is wrong since that was fourth down - to end the game. I was dancing the victory dance in my living room. My e-mail was ringing off the hook with congratulations. It doesn't get much better than that. Cowboys suffer 'epic meltdown' Link Link Quotes "There’s no issue about faith in Tony Romo, any place in this organization, period. … If you’re going to try to make plays, then you’ve got a chance to have some bad plays. But however we go, we’ll go with Tony. As Tony goes, we’ll go...” Link - Humps owner Jerry Jones, vowing to stick with Romo forever, which is damn fine with me It turned out to be the best weekend EVER! The Humps are off next week so they'll have two weeks to mull over their biggest collapse ever. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Brooklyn, New York on 8/31/1954 (during Hurricane Carol). Your good friend, mperry48 Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link What is today's History Mystery? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's Ted Kennedy after his 1964 plane crash. Therese O'D Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, I'm back! Finally working. What a country, Pauline D in Hayward Pauline, you're the best! Thanks for being so generous. Donations are accepted. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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