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Wed-Weekend, Nov. 30-Dec 4, 2011 Vol 2791 - Nervy bums
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"Those of you that will be 21 by Nov. 12th, I ask for your support and your vote," -- Rick Perry, who doesn't know 18 year olds can vote, Link BTW, Rick, WE are voting on Nov 6th. Telling your peeps to vote on Nov 12 shows how stupid you are. Send e-mail to Bart Dems: Tax cuts for middle class
But the super-rich have to pay more Link Ineffective milquetoast Harry Reid is offering a bill that would cut taxes for most families next year by about $1,500, paying for the cut by taxing income above $1 million. The idea is to cut 2 percent of the working man's Social Security payroll taxes. The new version offered Monday by Milquetoast Harry Reid would boost that figure to 3.1 percent, or half the 6.2 percent payroll tax, for 2012. The measure would give employers the same break on the first $5 million of their payrolls, as well as waive the tax entirely on the first $12.5 million in payroll for new workers -- as an incentive to spur hiring. They estimate it would benefit 98 percent of small businesses. The tax cut would be paid for by slapping a 3.25 percent tax on adjusted gross income above $1 million, which wouldn't kick in until 2013. There he goes again - offering a plan that'll start to be paid for in the year 2013, which means the super-rich has 15 months to figure a way to kill those taxes. Why can't Democrats learn? Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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PLEASE turn off your AdBlocker. Subject: guitar players It all depends on your criteria. There are a ton of great guitar players out there but at the end of the day, which one (or ten) move you the most? For me, no guitar players have ever moved me as much as Duane Allman and Jimmy Page. I still really enjoy a bunch of other players, too. Why does everybody get all bent out of shape over what someone else likes? Andy Andy, you are correct. If someone told me Ted Nugget was the greatest guitar player in the world, I wouldn't insult him but I would feel sorry for all the great music he was missing. We need to remember that Rolling Store is a whore publication. They aren't in the music news business, they're in the money-generating business. They weren't trying to list the best guitar players, they were trying to incite controversy by putting unqualified players in the "top ten." Instead of "Top Ten" guitarists, they should've asked, "Who do you enjoy listening to the most?" As someone who likes both Page and Allman, what is your opinion of their slide play? I've heard Page's "In My Time of Dying" hundreds of times, especially live, and I really enjoy his slide work and I consider that the zenith, but Snarky Stu (apparently - he's hard to understand because he's a lawyer) seemed to suggest Allman's slide work makes Page sound like, as Eddie Van halen put it, "a drunken retard with broken fingers." Eddie must be a very small person to say something that stupid about his superior. Someone else mentioned that "selling out stadiums doesn't mean you're good," which I would argue with because if you're not exciting, nobody will pay to see you. In 1977, we had tickets number 81,xxx to see Zeppelin at the Superdome. It was going to be the biggest single-band concert in history but Plant's son died and that killed the tour and they never came to America again. Maybe the best way for whore Rolling Stone to ask that question would've been: "If you were broke and couldn't afford the ticket, which guitar player would cause you to mow lawns all summer to see him play live in concert?" I believe Page's playing would inspire the most lawn cutting. Subject: guitar players Bart, I know they're not rock guitarists, and I doubt they've had much influence on any recent rock guitarists, but two of the best damn guitarists I've ever seen are the Del Castillo Brothers. The way they play makes you think invisible cloud beings are guiding their hands. Jeff http://jeffcrook.blogspot.com Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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Maybe priest rape is so common it's no longer news? Quotes "I would continue current federal (drug) policy, largely because of the confusing signal that steps towards legalization sends to harder drugs." -- Newt changing his story from yesterday, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness If Americans could grow pot legally they wouldn't import any from Mexico. But that would make God angry and we're stuck doing whatever the Invisible Cloud Being wants. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Feds want Bradley Manning's Head Did they catch him smoking pot while playing poker? Link The civilian lawyer for Bradley Manning is seeking to question the severity of the leak by requesting the government's own internal damage assessments that reportedly contradict statements that Manning irreparably damaged national security. Manning's defense attorney, David E. Coombs, is attempting to get evidence from the government to defend Manning in his upcoming pre-trial hearing on Dec. 16, but says the government is stonewalling him. "The defense has repeatedly requested the below discovery in this case, but the government has consistently responded with a blanket denial of the defense request," Coombs wrote in the partially redacted filing. I forget - what did Bradley Manning do? Did he push many millions of families out of their homes? Did he cause tens of millions of people to lose their jobs? Did he steal the life savings of 1/3 of American families? Did he send twenty million kids to bed without enough to eat? No, that was the Banksters of Wall Street - and how are they doing? So, the bastards who stole all those trillions get government protection, and the whistle-blower is having evidence withheld from his legal team? I'm so old, I remember when America was great. Send e-mail to Bart Gov. Brokeback attacks KS teen She tweeted, Gov narc'd to her principal Link A Kansas teenager is in trouble after mocking Gov. Sam Brownback during a mock legislative assembly for high school students. Emma Sullivan, a senior at Shawnee High School, was in Topeka on Monday as part of Kansas Youth in Government, a program for students interested in politics and government. During the session, in which Brownback addressed the group, Sullivan posted on Twitter: “Just made mean comments at gov brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot” On Tuesday, Sullivan was called to her principal’s office and told that the tweet had been flagged by Brownback’s staff and reported to organizers of the Youth in Government program. Looks like Emma is getting a crash course on how Nazi scumbags operate in today's Amerikkka. If you have an opinion the GOP doesn't like, you will be "flagged and reported." Why do they always go after helpless little girls who can't fight back? I've been trying to get someone to fuck with me since 1996 and I can't find any takers. Sullivan said the principal ordered her to write letters of apology to Brokeback, the school’s Youth in Government sponsor, the district’s social studies coordinator and others. Goddammit, why can't I get someone to order ME to write an apology? I'll write an apology that'll make Mark Twain sound like a nun, trust me. Maybe Brokeback should send some goons with pepper spray to Emma's house and teach her what happens to young girls who dare to have an opinion about the biggest asshole in her state. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Permanent Amazon link to help Bart Hey BC, here is a better Amazon link for you: http://amzn.to/bartcop Brad in CA Brad, thanks for that. Anything that makes it easier to buy things will help a lot. People write and say, "I bought a camera, did you get the credit?" If you use Brad's link, I'll get the credit for true. If you would, click on Brad's Link and then bookmark it. Next time you go shopping, it's just a click away. Every purchase you make thru this link really helps The Tequila Treehouse and costs you nothing. I have to make what I can during the holiday season because, thanks to Bush, it's the only time of the year when people might spend some money. Send e-mail to Bart Obama Renegs on Pot Pledge Link The Obama administration has been a disappointment in some ways, but by far the worst of its actions concern medical marijuana. What the federal government is doing now is nothing short of cruel and unfair, not to mention a gross waste of taxpayer dollars. It began with aggressive raids last March on legal Montana producers and providers who had been working to help worthy patients, and now has escalated to become a national scandal. As a physician, I have issued more than 400 recommendations to patients who have benefited greatly from the use of medical marijuana. It seems to me that we are seeing the fruits either of colossal ineptitude on the part of Obama’s appointees or, much worse, an unconscionable double-cross that essentially amounts to deliberate entrapment by the government of good, law-abiding citizens. Obama Backstabs Pot Community Unlike Cali, Montana didn't get any warning Link In October, the feds gave California dispensaries 45 days notice to shut down. In contrast, the Montanans — all registered with the State — got zero warning of Obama's hissy fit. They had been judged as legal businesses, but unlike their California counterparts, they didn't get any notice that Obama was about to suddenly reverse policy. Why? The federal government is now prosecuting these local businessmen. Why? Indeed, some of those being targeted by Obama had maintained continuous and close relations with local law enforcement. They had no interest in breaking the law. Instead, taxpayers are now funding a DEA witch hunt that targets them in direct contradiction to Obama's promises both as a candidate and in his initial policy actions once in office. That seems like entrapment to me. They were legally empowered by the state of Montana to sell medical pot, yet the feds scooped in to bust everybody and make a big stink about nothing. Why give California stores 45 days notice, then bust Montana sellers with no notice at all? Why can't Obama worry a little more about terrorists and creating jobs instead of using so much time, money and energy to attack pot and poker? Why can't Democrats learn? Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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