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Wednesday, Day of Infamy, 2011 Vol 2794 - Hickory nuts
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"Romney is sober and responsible, but he doesn't know how to woo the voters. He's a bit like Bob Dole, who in 1995 told GOP leaders, 'I'm willing to be another Ronald Reagan if that's what you want me to be.' " -- Jonah Goldberg, on why Romney is such a loser, Link Send e-mail to Bart Blago gets 14 Years in Prison
Breaking - no news yet on the net I still have no idea what his crime was - maybe it was for cursing too much? He had something that people would pay $40M for - why should he give that away? When Obama won the White House, he offered Biden the VP slot - how is it different? When Obama won the White House, he offered Hillary Sec of State - was that a crime? Surely it was a bigger crime to bet short on the WTC insurance company on 9-10-01, but nobody has been arrested for knowing in advance that the towers were coming down. But attempting to sell something worth $40M is a crime? Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Link The Winter of our Occupation by Michael Moore Link We are not even 12 weeks old, yet Occupy Wall Street has grown so fast, so big, none of us can keep up with the hundreds of towns who have joined the movement, or the thousands of actions -- some of them just simple ones in neighborhoods, schools and organizations -- that have happened. The national conversation has been irreversibly changed. Now everyone is talking about how the 1% are getting away with all the money while the 99% struggle to make ends meet. People are no longer paralyzed by despair or apathy. Most know that now is the time to reclaim our country from the bankers, the lobbyists -- and their gofers: the members of Congress and the 50 state legislatures. And they're crazy if they think that a little climate chaos (otherwise known as winter in the 21st century) that they've helped to bring about is going to stop us. There are many ways to keep Occupy Wall Street going through the winter months. There is perhaps no better time to move the movement indoors for a few months -- and watch it grow even bigger! Good point - why not occupy malls and banks and brokerage firms? What are the police going to do - keep arresting people month after month, year after year? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Christmas cards Bart, this year, you could ask everyone to add you to their Christmas card list and maybe put in a couple bucks for the kitties. Brad the Pillar Brad, thanks for that. I would love to get Christmas cards from my readers. My PO Box doesn't get a lot of action these days... Bartcop PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Send e-mail to Bart Money where my mouth is... I will give $100 to the person who can solve my banner code problems. I got a check yesterday for $15 for running a company's ad for a damn month. I'm pissing readers off for $15? That's not a good deal for anyone. I need help. Make Money with Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Eastwood pulls a Hamilton by Whitewashing Hoover's crimes Link J. Edgar Hoover conducted some of the greatest abuses of power and legal transgressions ever. And while he did so, he protected himself by collecting pieces of personal blackmail. In one famous case, Hoover managed to secure film of a prominent citizen’s wife fellating her black chauffeur. When these kinds of things did not exist, Hoover would have FBI employees invent the evidence to execute the blackmail. A good example of this was Hoover’s destruction of Congressman Cornelius Gallagher, who was concerned about the use of the Bureau’s technologies to spy on Americans. Gallagher spoke about this in Congress and began to hold hearings on the topic. Hoover sent an emissary to warn him. When Gallagher persisted, the Director manufactured a scenario of Gallagher being tied in with the local New Jersey mob. The FBI broke into his home and stole his personal stationery. Hoover’s operatives then forged documents to connect Gallagher to Mafia chieftain Joe Zicarelli. They also forged telephone tapes of Gallagher talking to Zicarelli. Hoover and DeLoach got Life magazine to publish that false story. DeLoach then told Gallagher’s lawyer that unless the congressman resigned DeLoach would have Life print a story that a New Jersey gambler had died of a heart attack at Gallagher’s home while in bed with his wife. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: summer and winter solstice I think I can help w/ some of your questions, Bart! Native Americans commonly constructed wooden post structures, Stonehenge-like, at their villages, including Cahokia Mounds, IL—across the river from STL—and Spiro Mounds in far eastern OK (both of which I’ve seen my-own-damn-self) that are interpreted to be quite accurate astronomical observatories. Even better, they did it far earlier than you suggest—IIRC, Spiro dates from the 1100s (Common Era) and Cahokia from the 400s. When your next planting/harvesting season depended on knowing when the solstice was coming, I’ll bet they got good pretty quick! Now, about rappelling down the cliff on a vine? I’m witcha: How the hell did they do that? :-) Eddy, bartcop.com pillar Send e-mail to Bart Subject: OK State football Hey Bart, Looking at cold, hard facts, the Oklahoma State defense is ranked # 107, Alabama's defense is ranked # 1. Being a south Florida resident who doesn't give a hoot about any college football, you look at the numbers and you have to accept the facts. When you're # 107 (out of #112!!) you are a straw man's argument to play the last college football game of the year. As an aside, I'll never understand full grown men driving 400 miles one way and painting their faces to root for a bunch of teenaged boys in tight pants piling on top of each other--unless they're all latent Jerry Sanduskys. Swing, swing, swing that ball peen hammer, Paul in Boca Paul, I'm glad you said it because I can tell you're not a college football fan. You'd rather watch a 7-3 championship game than see the final score 45-42? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Permanent Amazon link to help Bart Hey BC, here is a better Amazon link for you: http://amzn.to/bartcop Brad in CA Brad, thanks for that. Anything that makes it easier to buy things will help a lot. Every purchase helps The Tequila Treehouse and costs you nothing. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
Subject: Iran Bart, Opposing an insane attack on Iran is not the same as not wanting Iran to get nukes or wanting to avoid nuclear war. That is a stupid analogy. Vince Vince, your quadruple negatives gave me a headache trying to figure out what it was you intended to say. I would rather battle Iran before they got nukes but you are free to disagree with me on that. I'll bet Memphis Minnie is with me. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: fund-raising idea
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Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is a 1951 Hudson Hornet. Had the nick-name "The Wonderful Hudson Hornet". The car has 40 NASCAR wins to its credit between 1950 and 1955. John in OH Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Hi Bart, that's... Last issue's Mystery Celebrity remains unidentified. Is it Natalie Cole? Is it Whoopie Goldberg? Is it Michelle Obama? Send e-mail to Bart Joplin, before and after I vote this Picture of the Year. This is what global warming is doing and nobody cares enough to act. "Surely you don't expect us to care enough to act...." No, frankly I don't. If I had some photos I wanted to restore,
I'd trust a true artist like Mario Piperni. Got some old photos that you'd like to give the gang for Christmas, but they're not quite good enough to send? Mario can fix that. Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is... The Mystery Country is Bavaria. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Hi Bart – that cute little baby is Adolf Hitler. Marty in London Send e-mail to Bart Excellent toon. In 2025, when summertime temps in New York hit 130, the GOP might finally say, "OK, maybe you were right." But by then it'll be too late. "Surely you don't expect us to act...." No, I don't. Subject: donation Bart, just a little Christmas subscription. Still deployed. Still read your site everyday. And Jeff Beck has my vote for best guitar player. Anthony from Belleville, IL Anthony, thanks for that. Stay safe, wherever you are. If you're shopping online, it never hurts to check Amazon's prices. New A-List Celebrity - Stacy Kiebler Check out 302 sexy and tasteful photos of Stacy Kiebler in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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