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Tuesday, Dec 20, 2011 Vol 2798 - Swampy
Whittier
Hills Oil Watch
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Big Oil lackey to voters on oil fracking: “Residents of Whittier are not
sophisticated
or intelligent enough to review
the environmental impact report.” See letter (October 19, 2011) Quotes
"Women protesters have been rounded up and subjected to horrific abuse. Journalists have been sexually assaulted. And now, women are being attacked, stripped, and beaten in the streets This systematic degradation of Egyptian women dishonors the revolution, disgraces the state and its uniform and is not worthy of a great people." -- Sec State Hillary Clinton, Link Word of advice to Eqypt's military rulers: If Hillary tells you to knock that shit off, you'd better f-ing listen. She'll slip into Cairo personally and put two in your head. Send e-mail to Bart Why smart Republicans hate Newt
by Gene Lyons
Salon.com Metaphorically speaking, Gingrich’s candidacy is the love child of Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, with Fox News throwing the baby shower. This only makes the horror of intellectually inclined conservatives at the prospect of Newt’s ascendancy more remarkable. Where have they been all this time? Back in 1994, Gingrich and Frank Luntz circulated a list of hurtful words conservatives should always call liberals. “Traitors” was at the top, also some that sound particularly ironic today: ” “corruption,” “greed,” “cynicism,” “cheat,” “steal” and “patronage.” To George Will, Gingrich “embodies the vanity and rapacity that make modern Washington repulsive.” To Charles Krauthammer, it’s Newt’s faculty lounge-lizard side — his half-baked intellectual pretentiousness — that’s most disturbing. Krauthammer writes that “Gingrich has a self-regard so immense that it rivals Obama’s — but, unlike Obama’s, is untamed by self-discipline.” He finds Newt’s “thinking of himself as a grand world-historical figure, attuned to the latest intellectual trend” downright comical. Will too lampoons Gingrich’s “intellectual hubris” and “enthusiasm for intellectual fads.” He levels the ultimate insult, correctly asserting that Newt “would have made a marvelous Marxist, [believing] everything is related to everything else and only he understands how.” I, too, was surprised to hear the right turn on the GOP's last best hope to derail Romneycare. They're apparently going to send in a gun-grabbing, gay-loving, pro-choice, health-care-for-all Northeastern liberal in the ring to do battle with the Great Satan. As of today, Obama couldn't lose this if they caught him with a dead white boy. Send e-mail to Bart GOP Quotes "The president hasn't made a decision to do anything with respect to Iraq." -- Rumsfeld, 9/16/02 "Fuck Saddam. We're taking him out." -- Bush, to Rice and three senators, March 2002 "America must not act as "an imperialist power, willy-nilly moving into capitals in that part of the world, taking down governments." -- VP Cheney, August 27, 2000 "We are doing everything we can to avoid war in Iraq." -- The Decider, pushing 5,000 soliders into Arlington graves Send e-mail to Bart Subject: We'll send them a messages John Boehner sent us working people a message. His message is that we are pawns - bargaining chips - in their game of taking control of America. They destroyed the economy and they made it clear they control our paychecks. They have no problem raising our tax rate as long as it helps what they call the "Job Creators". At no time did Boehner mention the working class. They want us to know that they can toy with us. Message received! So I want to send them a message. We are not going to let you corrupt America any further. There is no way that an attempt by the "Job Creators" will succeed. Even if you get everything you want what you will have is not a self sustaining system. If we lose - you lose. Reality is on our side and when you go up against reality you always lose. We are one nation. I remember being taught that "United We Stand, Divided we Fall". When our country was formed our forefathers send us this message. They made it our motto. They wanted to make sure that we never forgot it. Those people were talking through time to us today, and if we are to be what they dreamed we would become, we are going to have to hear that message loud and clear. It's time for us to step up. One can not defy reality. We already know what United we Stand means. We had better not find out what "Divided We Fall" means. The time has come to take responsibility. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Quotes "I need the Speaker and House Republicans to put politics aside, put aside issues where there are fundamental disagreement and come together on something we agree on. The American people are weary of this brinkmanship they're tired of it and they expect better." -- Obama, asking the GOP to act sane for five minutes, knowing they;d refuse his request, Link The GOP doesn't mind being the party who increased taxes on the dying middle class in the middle of the Great Recession because the super-rich didn't get more than their fair share.. Send e-mail to Bart Uncle OJ Watts plays the fool on Hardball Link Uncle OJ loves the ladies... Uncle OJ is one of the stupidest people to ever get elected to anything. (He got elected - from Oklahoma - because he could play football.) Last night, when asked if he agreed with Newt that congress should be able to arrest judges and drag them to Washington, handcuffed and in-custody, his reply was, "Judges have many venues where they can make their intentions known." When told he was light-years from answering the goddamn question, which was, Should congress have the right to arrest and kidnap judges - at gunpoint - he doubled down and said, "Activist judges need to stop making law from the bench." You know you're right, you know they're wrong, you know you've won the argument when the other guy can't answer a simple yes-or-no-question, which Uncle OJ couldn't do. This "arrest the judges" bullshit is what cost Newt his shot at Iowa. I told Romney a while back - all you have to do is hold still and Newt will find a way to shoot his mouth off and come crashing down," which he did - early. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Subject: Lowes Bart: A few weeks ago, I bought some Lowes gift cards to give to some friends and co-workers. Then the Lowes-All-American Moslem thing happened and I no longer wanted to give these cards and bought something else. Mrs. ET does not want to set foot in Lowes again, so I am stuck with the cards. If I sent them to you, would you use them? The cards are already purchased and paid for, so Lowes has already made their money. If they are left unused, Lowes profits even further! Do you have a use for them? ET in Mesa, AZ ET, I have an idea: Why not give them to Habitat for Humanity? They build houses for the homeless. You're doing a good thing. Send e-mail to Bart Nader's 2008 Obama Predictions Video Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Rep Anthony Weiner, lying like a Gingrich, You stupid dumb fuck-job. Why would you bring that up? You truly are a tool for the GOP. You constantly attack the Dems every chance you get. You know, there are plenty of republican fuck ups that could fill you page, yet you seek out the Dems. Why don't you just come out and admit you are a right-wing hack job. noballs54313 Noballs, sounds like you've done a little sexting yourself? Do your friends like to see you naked with no balls? Have a cheery Christmas, Noballs. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Christmas cards Bart, this year, you could ask everyone to add you to their Christmas card list and maybe put in a couple bucks for the kitties. Brad the Pillar Brad, thanks for that. I would love to get Christmas cards from my readers. My PO Box doesn't get a lot of action these days... Bartcop PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Update: I got several Christmas cards, thanks for that. Some of them contained $5 in cash - that was a nice touch. These days, $5 can buy 2-3 meals or a weeks worth of cat food. Send e-mail to Bart This is Newt’s choice for Sec. of State DVR Alert Kathy Griffin has a new hour of foul-mouthed, anti-celebrity stand-up on Bravo tonight. If you don't like The Kardashians, gay-haters, Britney, Real Housewives, Octomom, Republicans, etc., this is an hour you should enjoy. Kathy has also declared her intention to get Anderson Cooper fired at CNN by co-hosting New Years Eve Live with him. I wonder how many lives Kathy saves each year? You know people are staying home for drink and watch CNN instead of going to a bar and drinking more than a driver should. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Apple iPod touch 32GB (4th Generation)Buy new: $259 (cheap) with FREE shippingAmazon donated $10.00 to the Treehouse Time is running out! Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Maybe it is time to bring the troops home Palin - Ready to Jump In? Link In the final weeks before the Iowa caucuses, the GOP losers who make up the 2012 GOP field won't be able to look to Sarah Palin, who ran for vice president in 2008, for a boost in the state. On Fox Whore News, Palin said that she would not endorse anyone "with the field as it stands." "My endorsement is going to be with sincerity and enthusiasm and I am just not there yet... with the field as it stands," Palin said. "And there's no need to endorse until that enthusiasm is within me, in my gut." "If one of these morons understands the fiscal crisis that we're in, and knows what to do about it. then I will feel that enthusiasm and I will endorse, but I'm not ready yet," she added. Damn, sounds to me like Sarah wants another ride on the Fame Train. She could suddenly jump in a create a sensation and Teabaggers would orgasm for weeks. If she does, she'll suddenly be the front-runner but if she gets the nomination look for Obama to win 68 states. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: headline Bart, you’re head might explode when you see this headline from TPM. http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/updates/2988?ref=fpa Rick P He is wrong. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Permanent Amazon link to help Bart Hey BC, here is a better Amazon link for you: http://amzn.to/bartcop Brad in CA Brad, thanks for that. Anything that makes it easier to buy things will help a lot. Every purchase helps The Tequila Treehouse and costs you nothing. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Link Subject: That car was a what? I know you've mentioned in past volumes about the complications with file names and so on... But, BartGuy, I just gotta ask this one time, as I am intrigued beyond mere words, and on the verge of apoplectic collapse, what on earth Three-Axled-Gizmobile at Vol. 2797's Mystery Car (It's not a '55 or '56 Buick, that's for sure!) Keep feelin' better, and keep hammerin' -- until the whole dang thing breaks loose! Alex in Oregon Alex, you have a point. The page has gotten away from me a few times lately. When I see it's time to post and I know I'm not ready, I can either skip that day or go with what I have. Plus, I'm working on the Thursday page when the Wednesday answers come in, and those who read every other day are sending in Tuesday answers and things can get confusing when you have an IQ of 64 - so mistakes are to be expected. Worse, trying to go back in time to correct past mistakes is another dimension of confusion but I can understand car buffs wanting to get the correct answer. If anyone knows what the 3-axled car is, send me an e-mail Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is the versatile '59 Buick http://www.floatingcubans.com/buick.jpg The angry looking front end was perfected in 1959 and included eyebrows http://www.electra225.com/owners/Brian-Laurance-59/SM-TOP-59buick.jpg Dodge tried but falls short by comparison http://www.lasplash.com/uploads//1/dodge_charger_daytona4.jpg Walt Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Hi Bart – that's Grace Kelly and Audrey Hepburn considered at one time to be two of Hollywood’s most beautiful women; although I always thought Hepburn was a little thin. That photograph was taken back stage at the 28th Annual Academy Awards (1956), where Grace and Audrey were presenters. Steven in Miami Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is the Unisphere, a relic of the Worlds Fair, Expo “67 Montreal. Uckschmay Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's Princess Di with Mother Theresa. Hitch would have died younger if Nancy had been there, too. JimB Sheridan OR Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, I know you're busy - no need to respond this this... Jon in Lodi Jon, thanks for that. If you're shopping online, it never hurts to check Amazon's prices. Cameron Diaz - Is she still hot? Check out 1068 sexy and tasteful photos of Cameron Diaz in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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