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Dec 28-31, 2011 Vol 2801 - Non-local reality
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"The free flow of goods and services through the Strait of Hormuz is vital to regional and global prosperity. Anyone who threatens to disrupt freedom of navigation in an international strait is clearly outside the community of nations; any disruption will not be tolerated." -- a spokesperson for the US Fifth Fleet, Link In this case I think it's a good thing for Obama to make his position clear. Send e-mail to Bart Tax fight - Did either side learn anything? The fight just ended - so we start it all
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Link Congress took its impasse over payroll tax cuts and other expiring provisions to the brink of raising taxes for some 160 million Americans, before Boehner "pulled an Obama" and caved in like the Democrats usually do. Now, with barely a pause, it all begins again. Both sides are assessing the fallout from a standoff that drove Congress’s approval to record low levels – and bumped President Obama to his highest approval ratings in 12 months. Some 47 percent of Americans approve of the way the president is handling his job. That’s up five points since the standoff with House Republicans over the payroll tax cut began. By contrast, Congress wound up the year at an 11 percent approval rating – its lowest level ever. Polls signal that the public blames Republicans more than Democrats for the dysfunction on Capitol Hill. So to answert the question - The Barking Doigsd learned nothing. They'll be back to shut down the government until they get what they want. Obama, meanwhile, learned to act like a man instead of a mouse. Well, hopefully he learned that lesson. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "We hired somebody who turned in false signatures. We turned in 11,100 -- we needed 10,000 — but 1,500 of them were by one guy who, frankly, committed fraud," -- Gingrich, making excuses on CNN why he didn't qualify for the Virginia ballot, Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Have the rapists baby! Says Rick Perry With one week to go, Rick Perry declares that if a woman is raped, the government should force her to have the rapists baby. I'm not sure what I find more disgusting; Parry's pandering, or that there are actually people in Iowa who that appeals to. But Perry stopped short of "going all the way", that would be demanding that the woman marry her rapist. He must be hoping Bachmann or Santorum doesn't go there first. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Panties awad over Bill Maher Tweet Let's boycott HBO - because the comic made a joke? Link Even in defeat, Tim Tebow creates controversy. Bill Maher created a firestorm over the Christmas weekend with a funny reaction to Tebow's four interceptions in the Broncos' lopsided defeat to the Bills, Maher poked fun at the very religious NFL star. (Warning: Bill Maher uses the language most Americans use.) "Wow, Jesus just fucked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere ...Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo’s killing them," Maher tweeted. Maher upset a number of no-sense-of-humor conservatives. Eric Bolling, a whore who's paid to be outraged by Fox News, called Maher"disgusting vile trash," among other things. Tebow didn't bother responding to Maher, but plenty of his fans did. Some called for a mass cancellation of HBO subscriptions over the offensive tweet. "Real Time with Bill Maher," is scheduled to return January 13, 2012. Boo-fucking-hoo. A comedian made a joke about religious hypocrisy and the religiously insane can't take it. When Tebow wins, he says "God won this game, not me." So when he loses, why is it not God's fault? Of course, the truth is there is no God but many people are afraid to admit it. They can't make it thru the day without advice from that angel on their shoulder. Maybe that's why America is no longer the greatest country in the world. What are we ranked these days, 45th? The religio-crazies want it both ways. When the plane crashes and kills all but 3, they say, "God reached down and saved those 3," but they never mention why got wanted the other 297 people on that plane to die. And when will the Right learn that comedians LOVE IT when they're attacked? Send e-mail to Bart Whittier
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Ron Paul's lead holding in Iowa "It's all about the timing..." Link The first poll of likely Republican tossers in Iowa since Christmas shows little change. Ron Paul (R-Half-Crazy) leads Magic Pants (24 to 20 percent), followed by Squeaker Gingrich (13), Bachmann (11) with Rick Perry and Rick Manondog at 10 percent each. The last poll had Paul leading Romney 23 to 20, with The Squeaker with 14 percent. But if Paul wins, they're going to say, "Iowa means nothing." But if that's true, why has Romney lived there since 2007? Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Bart: Ron Paul never said, "Let 'em die", Why do you feel it necessary to lie? Regards, Scott in Arizonastan I did NOT lie, I merely took a shortcut. The problem is Ron Paul is a goddamn coward. In that debate, he said, "We shouldn't force people to buy insurance if they don't want it." When Wolf asked, "So, what about the guy who shows up at the ER with no insurance, do you let him die?" Ron Paul stood there, groping for something - anything - to say because his only answer is "Yes." If the answer is NOT yes, then he's just flat-out crazy to say you don't need insurance if the ER is going to treat you anyway. That's socsialism and it's 100% exactly what Paul's against.. Fortunately for Paul, while he was stammerring and trying to come up with an answer for Wolf, some redneck teabagger in the audience yelled, "Yes!" and let Ron Paul off the hook. If you're a Ron Paul fan, you should have some clue what the fuck he stands for before you scream "Liar" at someone who does underastand his positions. Send e-mail to Bart This is Fax the Cat Arkett Type & Graphics / Arkett
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