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Weekend-Monday, February 4-6, 2012 Vol 2820 - Here we go
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"The halftime show was essentially a worldwide advertisement for Madonna’s various ventures. At $3.5 million for a 30-second spot, Madonna’s 12 minutes were worth $84 million." -- somebody on the Internet Send e-mail to Bart Romney's Dukakis Moment I
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Link One can fake many things in life, even an orgasm, but one can't fake military experience. Willard Mitt Romney has never been in the military. It was also true that Obama had no military experience, but not anymore. Obama has been commander-in-chief for the past three years, and while there are those on both the left and right who oppose some of his policies, the argument that the president is inexperienced is no longer valid. But, this isn't about defending the president's foreign policy record. This is just to say that his likely Republican challenger doesn't have one. In his Nevada primary victory speech Saturday, Romney accused the president of "shrinking our national defense," adding that he will "insist on a military so powerful that no one in the world would think of challenging it," but when did Mr. Romney become such a hawk? One shudders to think of a more powerful military given that, over the past decade or more, the U.S. has immersed itself in conflicts in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen, Syria, and is currently insinuating its way into Iran. Indeed, one shudders to think of a foreign policy more hawkish than that of the Obama administration. Our military is way bigger than it needs to be. We can fight wars with computer now - we don't need as many planes and ships. Send e-mail to Bart Republican Found Guilty Indiana Rethug guilty of election fraud GOP scumbag convicted Link Indiana's top elections official could lose his job and his freedom after jurors convicted him of multiple voter fraud-related charges on Saturday, leaving in flux the fate of one of the state's most powerful positions. Republican Secretary of State Charlie White (R-Dirty Crook) has held on to his office for more than a year despite being accused of lying about his address on voter registration forms. The jury found White guilty of six of seven felony charges, including false registration, voting in another precinct, submitting a false ballot, theft and two counts of perjury.. It wasn't immediately clear what would happen to White's elected office. He has resisted calls to resign. What? Indiana Rethugs keep their phoney-baloney elected jobs even after a conviction? Seeing the ads puts
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The Supreme Court has always had its critics. But in the history of the Supreme Court, nothing has ever prepared the justices for the public opinion wrecking ball that is Stephen Colbert. The comedian/ presidential candidate/super PAC founder has probably done more to undermine public confidence in the court's 2010 Citizens United opinion than anyone, including the dissenters. In this contest, the high court is supremely outmatched. Citizens United, with an assist from a 1976 decision Buckley v. Valeo, has led to the farce of unlimited corporate election spending, "uncoordinated" super PACs that coordinate with candidates, and a noxious round of attack ads, all of which is protected in the name of free speech. Colbert has been educating Americans about the resulting insanity for months now. His broadside against the court raises important questions about satire and the court, about protecting the dignity of the institution, and the role of modern media in public discourse. Also: The fight between Colbert and the court is so full of ironies, it can make your molars hurt. If money is free speech, why don't poor people have more of it? I predict congress will outlaw massive personal and corporate donations next year. Quotes
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Can Tehran's missles really hit the United States? Link McClaiming that all of Iran’s nuclear facilities are vulnerable and that a military option is real and ready to be used if sanctions fail, Israel’s top political and military leadership issued a series of warnings to the Islamic Republic on Thursday in some of the most candid comments on the nuclear threat in years. Speaking at the Herzliya Conference, Defense Minister Ehud Barak said there was a consensus among many nations today that if diplomacy and sanctions failed to stop Iran, a military strike should be launched. “If sanctions don’t achieve the desired goal of stopping [Iran’s] military nuclear program, there will be a need to consider taking action,” he declared. Send e-mail to Bart Romanian
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by my good friend Mahia Matei Subject: Obama can't Bart: Obama can’t appear to be the “black man who legalized dope.” Forget it. Not gonna happen under his watch. sera Why can't he just mind his own damn business like Bush did? Same with the "crime" of poker - everything was fine until Obama told his Justice department to start fucking with people. He should concentrate on creating jobs and stop busting down doors to screw with people who are harming nobody. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time," Yes, the Patriots dropped a lot of balls last night - expecially when it counted most. I thought the commercials were mostly forgettable. Thank Koresh for Howard Stern and his hose. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your LA Trip
Hi Bart, Excellent travelogue!!! I loved it. I live in Ventura, about 60 mi north of LA but we get down there often. I have to give you kudos for your LA driving! I’m right there with Mrs. Bart, I clutch the door handle (not the one that opens the door!). And you had to take the photos, too! I recognized everything so you had a good tour. The show looked very, very cool! Those Cirque shows are razzle dazzle. We saw LOVE in Las Vegas and it was non- stop action. I especially liked your tale of Philippe’s…had to laugh. We’ve eaten there several times, and you are right, the process is not intuitive! Sorry you had to do all that with pain but you were a trooper! Love your site, especially the Nature and animals. Miss ol’ Astrocat! Keep on hammering, Bart! Cheryl Send e-mail to Bart Man wins $50K on Brady's Safety . Link A safety is a rare play in any game, but for it to happen in the Super Bowl as the first score of the game? No one would expect that to happen. No one would lay a bet on something so unlikely, right? Jona Rechnitz bet $1,000 at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas that the first score of the game would be a Giants safety. With 50-to-1 odds on such an unlikely score, Rechnitz is walking away from Las Vegas with a $50,000 pay day. Subject: Boehner cries a lot Hi Bart, John Boehner's tendency to cry and look miserable in public is now legendary. One wonders why. Is it just a quirk of character that makes him cry at seemingly inappropriate times? Is it genetic? No, there is no proof that such behavior is genetically induced. It is most likely learned. It is known that John Boehner was subjected to psychological and physical abuse by his father. Authoritarian fathers (and mothers to a lesser extent) tend to use corporal and psychological punishment. Such abuse is not necessary sexual, but can scar a person for life. Boehner's father had a history of alcoholism, big time. As a psychologically abused son, who was often forced to stand in front of his dad for four hours at a time, being spat upon and preached at, I can testify to the trauma that can be caused by parents who abuse their kids. My dad always said that at least he didn't beat me as his dad did. In lots of ways psychological abuse is far worse than physical abuse. I understand very well why Boehner cries, and why he should get immediate help from a trained mental health professional. Nelson Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Today's Mystery Car
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