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Weekend-Monday, February 18-20, 2012 Vol 2828 - First to Worst
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"Back in my day they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives, the gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly." -- billionaire Santorum backer Foster Friess Link No doubt, if Santorum wins, he'll appoint religious-insane handjobs to poweful and important positions, Cabinet-level, maybe. Can't wait for that. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's War on Pot Why can't he mind his own damn business? Link Before he had power, Obama promised, "I'm not going to be using Justice Department resources to try to circumvent state laws on this issue," he vowed, promising an end to the Bush administration's high-profile raids on providers of medical pot, which is legal in 16 states and the District of Columbia. He lied. Over the past year, Obama has quietly unleashed a multiagency crackdown on medical cannabis that goes far beyond anything undertaken by Der Monkey Fuhrer. Obama's feds are busting growers who operate in full compliance with state laws, vowing to seize the property of anyone who dares to even rent to legal pot dispensaries, and threatening to imprison state employees responsible for regulating medical marijuana. With more than 100 raids on pot dispensaries during his first three years, Obama is now on pace to exceed Bush's record for medical-marijuana busts. "Obama's the worst president on medical marijuana," says Rob Kampia, executive director of the Marijuana Policy Project. "He's gone from first to worst." Obama's federal crackdown imperils the medical care of the estimated 730,000 patients nationwide - many of them seriously ill or dying - who rely on state-sanctioned marijuana recommended by their doctors. In addition, drug experts warn, Obama's war on law-abiding providers of medical marijuana will only drum up business for real criminals. "Obama is going after legal dispensaries and state and local authorities in ways that are going to push this stuff back underground again," says Ethan Nadelmann, director of the Drug Policy Alliance. Gov. Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island, a former Republican senator who has urged the DEA to legalize medical marijuana, pulls no punches in describing the state of affairs produced by Obama's efforts to circumvent state law: "Utter chaos." He flat-out lied about this to get elected, now he has a hardon for anyone getting relief from pot. Same with poker - he just can't stand somebody having fun. He's lucky that he's running against women-hating, gay-bashers who are religiously insane. Send e-mail to Bart If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. Clowns in our Whore Media We don't get news, we get crap Link The fact that news has become a product for sale is not new, nor is the fact that media has embraced celebrity over content and corporate sponsors over substance, and mindless entertainment over education and illumination. Edward R. Murrow warned of these things in his RTNDA Convention speech in 1958. And now, 54 years later, it echoes with immediacy as though written yesterday. Television news is an ugly circus of innuendo, gossip and tabloid sensationalism. Whether ABC or CBS or NBC, the news is read by celebrity personalities between self-promotional appearances on late-night talk shows. The nightly news is anything but news. Seven minutes of shallowness, two car chases, the latest celebrity divorce/trial/book/or murder-mystery followed by a feel good human-interest story. Information, elucidation and perspective are sacrificed for pharmaceutical elixirs of youth and sex, insurance lizards, and the latest in-dash tracking system that monitors and synchs up with your Blackberry/iPhone with a voice that guides your every waking movement and thought. Everything you don't need and can't possibly afford but must have. Cable news is nothing more than nightly WWE cage matches between hot-air blowhards and giggling snark. Yes, I'm talking liberal and conservative programming. Subject: The Rich are Enslaving the Rest of Us The national debt is an artificial
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Subject: Iranian IEDs Hi Bart, my understanding from news reports was that most of the IEDs came from unsecured stockpiles of Iraqi Army munitions, pilfered my ex-Iraqi soldiers before American troops arrived at the scene. If that is the case, then it could be argued that America is responsible for the IEDs, as we supplied a lot of those munitions. Should America be allowed nukes with its aggressive foreign policy stance? Just askin'... le gach beanacht Simon Simon, since we have nukes, your question is moo, to quote Joe Tribiani. Yes, there is less consensus than I previously gauged on this topic. If you Google "IEDs from Iran" (I wondered why nobody did that? ) you get the article below - plus a bunch more that say it's all bullshit. abcnews.com The most deadly improvised explosive devices being used against U.S. soldiers in Iraq continue to come from Iran, and Iran continues to provide more tactical training, according to explosive experts working with the U.S. military. The Iranian-made devices are known as EFPs, or Explosively Formed Projectiles. When exploded, the copper disc center becomes a molten liquid bullet that can penetrate the thickest armor the United States has. Earlier this month, CIA Director General Michael Hayden told the Senate Select Intelligence Committee that the EFPs from Iran cause more casualties on an incident-for-incident basis than any other type of improvised explosive device. Of course, that's all bullshit paid for by (insert enemy's name here) My mistake was getting into an argument about the f-ing Middle east. I know better - where was by brain? Send e-mail to Bart See
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Quotes "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." -- Romney, Nov 18, 2010 Link GM Posts Record Profits Thanks to President Obama Link General Motors made a profit of $7.6bn over the year, up 62% from 2010. The firm, which faced bankruptcy two years ago, saw sales rise 7.6% last year to more than 9 million vehicles. GM will give up to $7,000 each in bonuses to 47,500 eligible workers across the world - compared with $4,300 a year ago. Quotes "At the risk of offending potential customers, ...yes." -- GM's president, when asked, Did Obama save GM? CBS News ...and now Willard is asking Michigan for their vote? It sooo sucks to be Romney. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Thanks, they send me
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Threatened to deport his boyfriend, "Jose" Link Am Arizona sheriff resigned as a co-chair of Romney's campaign in Arizona on Saturday after he was accused of threatening a former male lover with deportation to Mexico if he talked about their relationship. In an embarrassing incident for Romney's struggling campaign, Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu denied that he or his lawyer made the deportation threat but stepped down from helping Willard in the racist state. Babeu acknowledged at a press conference on Saturday that he is gay and that he had a personal relationship with the man making the allegations, whom he identified only as "Jose." Poor Willard - the bastard just can't catch a break... The GOP race is so screwed-up now, they're talking about a "brokered convention," where some candidate comes riding it at the last minute - Sarah Palin, Jeb Bush, Paul Ryan or Mitch Daniels. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: We kill the elderly in The Netherlands Hey
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Please, before espousing your opinion to the rest of the world, learn to spell correctly. There is a program called spell check that you may find useful. Dwayne Hey, I'm one old man with an IQ of 64 who's trying to publish a humorous news magazine four times a week by myself. Where are your 8,000 mistake-free web pages? Send e-mail to Bart Man-on-Dog turns into big ass Santorum brings shame on his faith and being Catholic, that's kinda hard to do Link Rick Santorum on Saturday questioned Obama's Christian values as he courted tea party activists and evangelical voters in Ohio, "ground zero" in the 2012 nomination fight. Santorum, who calls himself a Christian, wasn't very Christ-like when he said that Obama's agenda is "not about you. It's not about your quality of life. It's not about your jobs. It's about some phony ideal. Some phony theology. Not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology." Obama spokesman Ben Labolt said Santorum's comment was "the latest low in a Republican primary campaign that has been fueled by distortions, ugliness, and searing pessimism and negativity." He said it was "a stark contrast with the President who is focused everyday on creating jobs and restoring economic security for the middle class." Today's Mystery Car
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