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Tuesday, February 28, 2012 Vol 2833 - Mud clown
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"This feels good, being back in Michigan, ...You know, the trees are the right height.”
--Willard - It was the second time in the week that he praised the relative growth
of the state’s flora as one of his favorite features. Link
Really, GOP?
This idiot and the Santorum nutjob are your "best and brightest?"
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Willard's day of Reckoning in Michigan
Is he for real? Or just jerking off?
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Willard Mitt Romney faced a day of reckoning on Tuesday in Michigan's primary that could
either re-establish him as clear front-runner or hand him a humiliating defeat in his home state.
Romney was born and raised in Michigan and his father was a popular governor, but conservatives
threatened to deliver the state to that crazy handjob Rick Santorum, who was running neck-and-neck
with Romney in the polls in the final hours before voting began.
Most Michigan polls close at 8 p.m. EST.
Arizona was also voting on Tuesday and Romney has a lead there, aided by Bush's bitch McCain,
who has endorsed and campaigned for Romney.
All eyes are on Michigan. A victory for Santorum on what is essentially Romney's home turf would
scar the flip-flopper a week before the March 6 "Super Tuesday" when voters in 10 states go to the polls.
I'm calling it a split. I think Man-on-Dog wins Michigan barely
and then Willard will end up winning in Arizona rather handily.
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I'll send you an e-mail when
each new issue goes up.
Wall Street Rises on Reports
And that's more bad news for the GOP
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Stocks rose on Tuesday on strong U.S. consumer confidence data, but gains were capped
after a report showed a drop in durable goods orders.
Consumer confidence in the world's largest economy rose to a one-year high in February,
as optimism about the labor market offset concerns over rising gasoline prices. The reading is
key because consumer spending accounts for more than two-thirds of U.S. economic activity.
"This continues the trend we've seen over the past few months where we're getting data that
indicates things are getting better," said Mike Shea, senior shark at Dewy, Screwem and Howe.
So, a huge economic disaster is great news for the guys who caused the recession,
but Obama keeps building on their crashed economy and that's bad for them.
Sure, anything can happen, but what could change the BIG picture?
Come November, Obama will still be the job-creating Commander in Chief who got bin laden
and whichever moron stumbles out of the clown car will pale in a side-by-side comparison.
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Recreational Pot on Colo Ballot
but wouldn't that make God very angry?
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Colorado voters will be asked to decide whether to legalize the recreational use of marijuana
in a November ballot measure, setting up a potential showdown with Mr Reefer madness himself, Obama.
The measure, which would legalize possession of small amounts of marijuana by adults, is one of two that
will go to voters in November after a Washington state initiative to legalize pot earned enough signatures
last month to qualify for the ballot there.
"This could be a watershed year in the decades-long struggle to end marijuana prohibition in this country,"
Art Way, of the Drug Policy Alliance, said in a statement. The Alliance supports the initiative.
"Marijuana prohibition is counterproductive to the health and public safety of our communities. It fuels a
massive, increasingly brutal underground economy, wastes billions of dollars in scarce law enforcement
resources, and makes criminals out of millions of otherwise law-abiding citizens."
So what would it take for Obama to come out of the dark ages in this "freedom" issue?
Maybe a victory in November?
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What will the crazies think of next?
Subject: nice trick you use
Hi B,
As
the appointed mayor of monkeytown I would like to straighten out that
chick.
So
here goes. Bart has a peculiar way of writing so I could tell if he was
writing his own stuff.
For instance, your monkey mail was legit. As a guy who often differs
with Bart I can tell you that if
I make a super good point he posts it anyway and then says something
brilliant like -- if a monkey
types long enough he is bound to be right eventually.
You
see, missy, it isn't that Bart lacks the creativity to make shit up but
he is a busy man and has shit to do.
My guess is that he is busy aiding Americas enemies both foreign and
domestic. Another theory I have is that
Bart is a home schooled kid living in a commune of hippies and when he
grows up he will be conservative.
So I have that to look forward to.
The not made-up, non-hater, but thinks Bart is usually wrong,
Carson
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Quotes
"The buzz up here subsequent to the Tiger announcement has been crazy.
There has been a phenomenal turnout of people looking to purchase tickets."
-- Ken Kennerly, the executive director of The Honda Classic, Link
Really?
Ticket sales are "crazy" for the former golf great?
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Sarah Palin Nude
Our worst Sarah Palin Nude disaster ever?
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...because he wants kids to go to college
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"Not all folks are gifted in the same way,” Santorum told a crowd of screaming handjobs in Troy, Mich.
“Some people have incredible gifts with their hands. Some people have incredible gifts and ... want to work
out there making things. Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.”
As the crowd applauded, Santorum continued.
“There are good decent men and women who go out and work hard every day and put their skills to test that
aren’t taught by some liberal college professor trying to indoctrinate them,” he said. “Oh, I understand why
he wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image. I want to create jobs so people
can remake their children into their image, not his.”
...but
...but
...but
Santorum graduated from Penn State with a B.A. in 1980, then earned an M.B.A. from the University
of Pittsburgh in 1981. In 1986, he earned a J.D. from Penn State’s Dickinson School of Law.
So, Man-on-Dog has several degrees (bought them?) but he wants
his kids (and, one must assume) ALL kids to remain uneducated?
If we lose this election to a man who hates science and education,
I'm starting a private island government somewhere - care to join me?
Of course, I would be King of the Island.
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Subject: Romney doesn't know what the word 'Secular' means
Mitt Romney says that Obama "fought against religion" and sought to substitute a "secular" agenda
for one grounded in faith. What's totally pathetic about Romney's statement is that he doesn't even
understand what the word "secular" means. He thinks that secular is the opposite of faith. It's not.
America has freedom of religion, all religion. That makes us a "secular society", which means that
no matter what religion or non-religion you are, when you go get your driver's license, pay taxes,
appear in court, that what you believe doesn't matter. Everyone is treated the same. This protects
religion from the government and prevents the government from picking favorite religions.
The reason we are a secular nation is because the original 13 colonies weren't. In some states you
have to be Catholic to hold office, in others you had to be Protestant. Mormons like Romney didn't
exist back then but if they did they wouldn't have been allows to hold office at all.
But when we became one nation under the Constitution we had to have a single standard.
That standard was "no religious test" and because of that standard Mitt Romney can now run
for president. Being a secular nation is a good thing. If we weren't secular we'd be like the
Middle East where religions are all at war killing each other for control of the government.
Mark Perkel
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Newt's $100 million Gift?
Sheldon Adelson says he "might"
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American Jewish billionaire businessman Sheldon Adelson has reportedly given $11 million
to Gingrich's super PAC, Winning Our Future, and is expected to donate $10 million more.
Adelson is a close ally of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and is the owner of the
Israeli daily Israel Hayom.
Adelson told Forbes, "Those people are either jealous or professional critics. They like to
trash other people. It's unfair that I've been treated unfair - but it doesn''t stop me. I might
give $10 million or $100 million to Gingrich."
I don't like the turn politics has taken. If Adelson givces Newt $100M and Newt wins,
Adelson, or maybe Benjamin Netanyahu, will be America's de facto Secretary of State.
I don't like that.
Can you really purchase an Iranian/Israeli war for $100M?
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Subject: response to Syria
Bart,
you asked:
> Why are Obama,
Hillary and Panetta still doing nothing?
Because it is a damn civil war...
The U.S. does NOT need to be involved in another one!
Geeze!
Gene
Gene, I think the
not-so-slowly dying people of Homs are also saying "Geeze!"
If it was your wife and kids the thugs
were harrassing on the subway,
would you want those nearby Marines to step in and help them out?
Actually, someone asked Hillary about
that and she gave a pretty good answer.
She said right now there was nobody
to arm, nobody to back, nobody to assist.
She said al Qaeda is helping the rebels
overthrow Assad, as is Hezzbollah.
What, she asked, are we going to team up with al Qaeda to bring down
Assad?
But a couple of drones could "discourage"
those bastards shelling the city.
Why can't a couple of them go "off
course" and take out some Syrian army artillary?
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Quotes
"Obama said he understands that rising prices are making people worried and fearful.
Especially in his re-election campaign. They're really fearful.”
-- Jay Leno, the richest, least funny comedian in America
Really Jay?
With twenty writers, that passed all the tests to get on the air?
What were the jokes that didn't quite make it?
At least Jay has slowed down on the Monica jokes.
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What do you do when you come home?
Link
Five months after the military's ban on openly gay service expired, a photo of
a young gay Marine's homecoming kiss has gone viral.
Nearly 15,000 people have liked the picture on Facebook, which was posted
in a group for gay Marines on Saturday.
The Marine, Brandon Morgan, posted a response on his Facebook wall.
"To everyone who has responded in a positive way. My partner and I want to say thank you.
Dalan, the giant in the photo, can't believe how many shares and likes we have gotten on this.
We didn't do this to get famous,or something like that we did this cause after 3 deployments
and four years knowing each other, we finally told each other how we felt," Morgan wrote.
He responded to "haters" who criticized him for kissing in uniform.
"If the Sergeants Major, Captains, Majors, and Colonels around us didn't care
...then why do you care what these random people have to say?"
So for the first time ever, they are free to be who they are.
That's kinda cool.
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Astrocat
Read all about it!
on the Bart Blog!
Hi, Bart,
Here’s what my nephew in the Netherlands has to say about Santorum’s Dutch Death Squads:
Hi Geoff
I have no idea. Nobody here has any idea where he got this - the Dutch papers and citizens
were as surprised as anyone to hear about it. There was apparently a Christian organization
that sold little cards to this effect - about 6000 of them, in total, but I think they were sort of
reverse 'do not resuscitate' orders.
Comment in my paper: "It would make you laugh if Santorum were not still in front of the
race to take on Barack Obama for president of the most powerful country in the world".
If this is how Sanroeum garbles regular facts, imagine what he'd do with an intelligence briefing.
We'd end up invading Peru or something....
I worry.
Geoff in Montana
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that is a '66 Ford Mustang GT Coupe.
My wife had it's bronze colored twin when we got married.
I convinced her to sell it because the solid areas behind the
side windows blocked vision when changing lanes on the
freeway - talk about "blind spots"...
John from Milwaukee
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart – that's Johnny Cash and Ray Charles, early January 1981,
recording Why Me, Lord, in Nashville.
Tom C
bart, that's Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, and Marty Stuart recording
Crazy Old Soldier for the Album "Friendship" in 1984.
Michael R. C.
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Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link
Remains unidentified
I thought this would be an easy one.
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Subject: last issue's way-cool mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Banpo Bridge Fountain in Seoul, Korea. Source
Leo in Maryland
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Clinton and Mick Jagger
watching U.S./Ghana match in World Cup competition, June of 2010.
The doob was photoshopped in.
Steve
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Subject: donation
Dear Bart, I wasn't able to send ypou a donation last year and my birthday isn't until June.
I might not have any cash ewhen June rolls around, so I'm sending some now.
I've been a fan since 2000 and would really miss you if your page wasn't around.
Thanks forall the years of enjoyument,
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GC, that was cool, thanks.
Look for something in the mail.
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