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Friday-Weekend, March 23-24, 2012 Vol 2847 - Stupors
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"If they're going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk of what may be the Etch A Sketch candidate for the future." -- Santorum, endorsing OBAMA over etch-a-sketch Romney, swear to Koresh Link For the first time, I agree with Man-on-Dog Santorum. We've be better off with Obama than with Willard the Obamacare architect. Send e-mail to Bart Florida students walk out for Trayvon This isn't going away like the racists hoped Link Students at several South Florida high schools have walked out of their classrooms in the growing calls for justice in the Trayvon Martin case. Friday morning, students from Norland, Miami Central, and American High Schools, just to name a few, held peaceful protests at their schools. For those students who went off campus, Miami-Dade Schools police were on the scene but only to make sure they were conducted in a peaceful manner. Miami-Dade Schools asked students to respect the wishes of Trayvon’s mother by not walking out of school. I'm not sure I've ever seen a civil justice case explode like this one. Is Twitter/Facebook causing the tsunami of righteousness?? I saw something really strange on FOX News yesterday. I tuned in to see if they were openly mocking Trayvon's family or merely ignoring the story. To my great surprise, Shepherd Smith was showing signs of being human. He was on the verge of tears talking about this Trayvon murder. He said, (I didn't know this) that after Trayvon was murdered, his body was put in a cooler at the coronoer's office and everyone involved in the case went about their business. According to SS, they made no attempt to contact Trayvon's family. SS said Trayvon's parents were frantically searching for Trayvon FOR DAYS. Shepherd Smith, still on the verge of tears, then said, "They had Trayvon's cell phone. If *I* am ever shot down in the street, all you have to do is pick up my phone and press "Mom" and it will call my mother. If you press "Dad," it will phone my dad. Why didn't the cops at least make an effort to contact Trayvon's parents?" said Smith, his voice shaking. So I'm watching this is shock. I checked the remote to verify that I was still on FOX - yep, I was. Why would FOX News show sympathy to a Black child? Did their comedy/sarcasm writers go on strike? There was no laughter, no mocking of Trayvon's family, no racist Rev Al impressions, they didn't dress up in blackface and mock re-enact the shooting - no, not at all. They were acting like decent human beings and that was very confusing to me. Are they expecting Obama to win again? Are they expecting the GOP's war on women and war on Blacks to backfire? Are they attempting to get out-front of some new wave of American civility? Nahhh, I'll bet it's more likely Shep Smith has a teenage son and he got to thinking how goddamn lucky his kid was to be born white in murderous, racist America. JFK's Coffin dumped at Sea Link A bronze coffin used to transport President Kennedy's body from Dallas to Washington was dropped from a military plane into the ocean two years after he was killed, according to assassination documents. "Apparently the casket is in 9,000 feet of water in the Atlantic Ocean," Kermit L. Hall, a member of the defunct Assassination Records Review Board, said in a telephone interview Friday night. Hall said that documents to be released Tuesday (this story is from 1999( by the National Archives show that the coffin was flown several miles off the Maryland-Delaware coast in early 1965 and dumped in an area where the military discards unstable and outdated weapons and ammunition. The revelation that the coffin was deep-sixed resolves a lingering mystery about its whereabouts. But it also fuels speculation among assassination researchers that it was discarded to hide foul play. I didn't know about this - did you? I heard Munch ranting about it on a SUV repeat, so I Googled it. WTF? Who gave the order to make the coffin disppear? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Sensible gun laws Hi Bart,
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GOP needs Plan B for Obama Because he's kicking their ass on Plan A Link Josh Marshall says Romney has managed to pull off a win in every "make or break" state. "I think it's clear to most people who watch politics closely that Romney is going to win and he's going to come into Tampa and be the nominee," Marshall told The Daily Ticker. "The question is how damaged or how strong is he when he gets there." Romney, the former dog torturer, has billed himself as the best candidate to fix the economy. But Romney, and his GOP rivals, may have to rethink their strategy as the economy continues to recover. "They started this race figuring nine percent unemployment," Marshall says. "The economy is improving slowly but it is improving. Republicans need a plan B." As always, good news for America is bad news for the dirty-legged Republicans. They desperately need for America to crumble so they can get in there and drive out every last remnant of sane economic policy to make Wall Street mega-looting easier. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. The Palin/Neo-con Alliance Do religio-crazies have a hierarchy? Link “Game Change,” the HBO movie on John McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin, faults his Republican campaign for its slipshod vetting of the little-known Alaska governor, but leaves out the back story of big-time neocons from D.C. helping position Palin for her surprise rise and Palin manipulating everyone, writes Morgan Strong. Send e-mail to Bart This is what they
mean...
...when they say, "We want our country back." Check this out... The Blacks Dining Room was behind the outhouse. Could the White message be any clearer? When the Teabaggers say, "Let's go back," I say we tell them "No." Man Flies with Artificial Wings? Link I vote it's a hoax. When he takes off, the natural rythym isn't there. Notice too, they switch camera angels at the precise moment we need to see carefully. Sarah Palin Nude Link Seriously? This is Erika Van Pelt, who was voted off Idol Island last night. Do you think she knew there would be TV cameras there? Have you ever, in your life, seen a woman dressed so badly? Hey Erika, Betty Rubble called. She says she needs her "dress" back. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: George Zimmerman = Hispanic with lots of black friends Epic fail on your part.
BTW, where
did
you get your "facts?" Who told
you he
had "lots" of Black friends and was - therefore - innocent And why do
you
think a man with "lots" of Black friends Where will
you
be when I'm proven right?
Send e-mail to Bart Subject: A murderer walks free I think it's a travesty for America that we allow George Zimmerman - the man who killed the black teenager Trayvon Martin - to just walk around free. About a month ago Zimmerman shot and killed Martin in Stanford Florida. Martin was unarmed and screaming for his life when he was shot. Zimmerman pursued Martin after being told by the police not to. Zimmerman's excuse was self defense. You have to be kidding me! You can just shoot someone and tell the police you did it and just walk out the door with your gun and not be arrested! That is just plain crazy! Allowing Zimmerman to walk free without an arrest sends a message to all black people that in America that someone can come up and shoot you and just walk away. And it's not just black people. I'm white. and it tells me that I can be shot like that by anyone who doesn't like me for any reason. All they got to do is say it was self defense. It makes me wonder if this is a sign that we have collectively gone insane? Marc Perkel Subject: Bobby DeNiro's comment Bart, So, Bobby made the joke, "Do you think the country is ready for a white First Lady?" Is that really racist? I mean, compare it to some of the jokes we had to put up with four years ago: "If Obama wins, can we still call it the White House?" was just one of the anti-Black jokes coming out of the Gingrich-level right wing. I understood this joke as a commentary on the fact that we had white First Ladies for 220 years before having the first non-white one. (I remember Democrats asking, in 2008, "Are we ready for a black President?") So I didn't take this as a racial joke, just a commentary on the first couple hundred years of race relations. And Mr. Grandiose himself says President Obama should apologize? When has Gingrich apologized for Rush or Hannity? Russ (the pillar, not the VP of FreedomWorks)rt, Russ, good point - Gingrich specifically gave Pigboy a pass on his "slut" comments. Too bad America doesn't have ONE half-assed reporter that could've asked some questions. "What DeNiro said was utterly and terribly unacceptable.” How so? "...his comments were completely uncalled for.” In what way? "...he mention my wife and the wives of the other candidates.” And how was your wife harmed? "...his comments were racial in nature." And again, where was the insult? "...he asked if America was ready for my wife as First Lady?" Is America ready for a First Lady who cheated with a married man? "...goddamn liberal media..." But we never had a chance to hear that conversation because it never took place. Our whore reporters stand around like mute monkeys so King Newt can have his way. Send e-mail to Bart GloZell
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Breitbart.com hosts phoney Bono Interview If it's on breitbart, you know it's a fake Link People are having some fun with the story about notable ambush-video journalist Jason Mattera publishing what he thought was a hard-hitting interview with U2's Bono, but what was, in fact, a hard-hitting interview with a Bono impersonator. We're most amused, though, by Mattera's odd mea culpa. The Washington Post's Erik Wemple got a comment from him: “I got punked. I thought I got Bono. I didn't. I got his impersonator apparently ... After scores of interviews with big-time politicians and celebrities, I finally got had. It was bound to happen sooner or later...." Mattera originally published the video on Breitbart.com and a few other conservative outlets picked it up. In it, Mattera confronts and interviews the Bono look-alike about some of U2's tax practices. It's since been taken down. We find especially amusing his comment that such an incident becomes "inevitable" if you're a scumbag who tries to trick the public. How in the world could you possibly sit down and talk to a "fake Bono" and not realize he wasn't the real deal? It just proves Breitbart is still lying to us from his new home in Hell. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Re: The Florida cracker who shot the black kid The man is clearly threatening Floridians. Under their own law, they can shoot him, can't they? Steve in MT That's the problem with the stupid Florida law. "If you FEEL this way, you can shoot anyone you want." Florida Democrats had to know this was going to happen. Did they handle the problem like most Democrats? How did I get stuck in a party of surrender monkeys? Send e-mail to Bart Catch-up Thoughts
from the Angry Liberal Link Bill Maher had Alexandra Pelosi show both of her brief films, the first showing Mississippi in all it's wonderful glory, and the other film showing what appeared to be welfare abuse occurring in NYC. Pelosi tries to make the point that these two films are opposite sides of a coin, one angering the right, the other pissing off the left. I don't agree. The film showing welfare recipients abusing the system in NYC is something that is wrong and could be fixed. It's repairable. Also, despite what the right believes, welfare abuse -- like voter fraud -- is nowhere near as big a problem as their propaganda makes it out to be. All too often, they take some isolated examples of fraud and suggest (citing no facts) that this relatively small problem is wrecking the country. I agree with the Angry Liberal. Bill Maher and Alexandra Pelosi have no business carrying water for the Racist Right. The Republicans are looking for any excuse to discontinue welfare and food stamps and Social Security, Why are we giving them ammuniton - because, being Lefties, we need to be fair? PLUS... When you ask a dirt-poot, tooth-challenged Mississippian about his belief's, he'll tell you straight. If you ask the undiscovered Tracy Morgans of the New York streets about welfare, you're just as likely to get a comedy routine as you are a straight answer - so let's not feed the snarling dogs, OK guys? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I need work hey bart cold you put me in touch with the guy who can't find a field engineer? i need a job theese days write back to ruex42@yahoo.com Roo We're
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