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Zimmerman's Racist Rants
Blacks, Mexicans - they're all the same
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Trayvon's murderer'a 2005 Myspace page suggests he had a history of racial profiling.
Zimmerman's lawyer confirmed that the page—registered under "onlytobekingagain"—was Zimmerman's.
Zimmerman expressed resentment toward Mexicans living in his former Manassas, Va., community:
I dont miss driving around scared to hit mexicans walkin on the side of the street, soft ass wanna be thugs
messin with peoples cars when they aint around (what are you provin, that you can dent a car when no ones
watchin) dont make you a man in my book. Workin 96 hours to get a decent pay check, gettin knifes pulled
on you by every mexican you run into!
Uh-Oh, I'll bet those NRA nuts who sent him $100K feel stupid now.
Wait, is $200K the going rate on shooting unarmed "n****rs" these days?
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Blacks, Mexicans - they're all the same
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Trayvon's murderer'a 2005 Myspace page suggests he had a history of racial profiling.
Zimmerman's lawyer confirmed that the page—registered under "onlytobekingagain"—was Zimmerman's.
Zimmerman expressed resentment toward Mexicans living in his former Manassas, Va., community:
I dont miss driving around scared to hit mexicans walkin on the side of the street, soft ass wanna be thugs
messin with peoples cars when they aint around (what are you provin, that you can dent a car when no ones
watchin) dont make you a man in my book. Workin 96 hours to get a decent pay check, gettin knifes pulled
on you by every mexican you run into!
Uh-Oh, I'll bet those NRA nuts who sent him $100K feel stupid now.
Wait, is $200K the going rate on shooting unarmed "n****rs" these days?
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"Im still free! The ex hoe tried her hardest, but the judge saw through it!
Big Mike, reppin the Dverse security makin me look a million bucks, broke her down!"
-- Trayvon's murderer, bragging about beating the rap of beating his "hoe" Link
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Isn't it odd that the five Republican
female senators voted to
reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act, but they're OK
with being in a party where EVERY MAN voted to kill it?
reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act, but they're OK
with being in a party where EVERY MAN voted to kill it?
Kimmel: Why the war on pot, Mr President?
Jimmy Fallon asked him the same question
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"What is with the marijuana crackdown? Seriously, what is the concern? We will deplete the nation's
Funyun supply?" Kimmel said. "Pot smokers vote too. Sometimes a week after the election, but they vote."
Kimmel then posed a challenge to the crowd, which was made up of poli-wonks and celebrities.
"I would like everyone in this room to raise your hand if you've never smoked pot," Kimmel said.
Few hands went up.
Yet,
Obama's war on pot seems to be at the top of his agenda - why?
I wish Obama agreed with Der Monkey Fuhrer on marijuana enforcement.
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e-mail to BartI wish Obama agreed with Der Monkey Fuhrer on marijuana enforcement.
CNN Ratings Decline
April was worst in 10 years
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When elections and explosions happen, people tune in to CNN, but people tend not to linger
a reality that was reaffirmed for CNN this week when Nielsen ratings showed that April was
the channel’s lowest-rated month in 10 years.
Still, CNN is set to make nearly $600 million in operating profit this year, a record high.
CNN long ago ceded the No. 1 position among cable news channels to Fox News.
But now CNN seems to be ceding the No. 2 position to MSNBC.
“They were first in, and established the genre,” said a cable news executive, “But they
got too comfortable. They just made so much money that they didn’t have to change.”
MSNBC, on the other hand, did change. Like Fox News, MSNBC now has hosts with
clear political points of view at key times of the day. CNN promotes itself as the top source
for nonpartisan news on television.
CNN is too stupid to pull off "Monkey see, monkey do."
FOX has better ratings because they slant the news to the right.
MSNBC has better ratings because they slant the news to the left.
CNN has Douche Blitzer trying to give "both sides" of the flat Earth argument.
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Subject: Re: Marco Rubio, on why he billed the GOP for his personal expenses
"Now, obviously, in hindsight, it looks bad, right? I mean, why are you using a party credit card at all?
Well, some of these expenses were because a travel agent had the number, the credit card number,
and they billed it to that card instead of the other card. Sometimes, it was just a mistake, you know,
literally just reached for the wrong card.”
Let me guess ... not once did Rubio ever accidentally reach for the wrong card
and use his personal card when he was paying for GOP business.
RJ, nomadic pillar
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Listing the bin Laden facts
Rethugs claim that's not fair
by Scott Wilson, right-wing barking dog
Link
Obama has placed the killing of bin Laden at the center of his reelection effort (Horseshit - he ran one ad)
in a way that is drawing criticism from right-wing barking dogs for turning what he once described as
an American victory into a partisan political asset.
It's a political campaign - get the fuck over it.
Obama’s decision to kill bin Laden presents enormous political opportunity for a president, especially a
Democratic one with no military experience as compared to Der Monkey Fuhrer, war hero of all time?
But right-wing barking dogs say Obama is taking a risk in claiming credit for something that he described
as “a testament to the courage, selflessness and teamwork of America’s armed forces.”
You pretend those two things are mutually exclusive. Had those helicopters failed like they did for Jimmy Carter,
Obama would be a failed, one-term president so don't act like his decison was consequence-free.
The Obama campaign has made the president the star of the story.
No, YOU are making the false claim that Obama said it was all about him.
It's a political campaign and right-wing barking dogs want to take away his biggest military victory
and they're angry that they can't figure out a way to do that so they get a right-wing barking dog
like Scott Wilson to accuse the president of bragging, but you know what they say:
If it's TRUE, it's not bragging.
Some have suggested that Romney, would not have pursued bin Laden with the same determination.
Actually, ROMNEY said it "wasn't worth moving Heaven and Earth to get him."
Why are you changing the facts, Scott?
You bastards are frustrated because you know Obama's going to win a second term
so you're telling every lie you can think of to trash the man - we get that. It's called "politics."
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Sarah Palin Nude
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Republicans have bad brains
by Jonah Goldberg
Link
"They do that because they were born that way."
If you say that about homosexuals, you are tolerant and realistic.
If you say it about blacks, you are racist (unless you're black yourself).
If you say it about women, you may or may not be sexist, depending on feminist battle stations.
If you say it about men, you just might be a writer for Esquire.
But if you say it about conservatives, you're a scientist.
I hardly ever agree wih this moron, Jonas Goldberg.
But, maybe I should cut Goldberg some slack.
It's gotta be tough trying to make a name for yourself in politics
when your mother was the original Monica Lewinsky.
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Pettitte Commits
Perjury for Clemens
Loses memory on witness stand, criminal to go free
"I lost my memory on the witness stand, letting a criminal go free."
Link
New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte threw the perjury prosecution of his old friend
Roger Clemens into disarray Wednesday when he testified that he could have "misunderstood"
a conversation with Clemens about human growth hormone.
Pettitte said he thought Clemens told him sometime in 1999 or 2000 that he used HGH,
but he admitted under cross-examination that he was "hazy" on the details.
Is it possible, asked Clemens lawyer Mike Attanasio, that Pettitte "misunderstood" the critical conversation?
"I could have," Pettitte replied, killing the governments case against Mr. Steroids.
We all know what happened here.
In the time since the first trial, hundreds of people have come up to Andy Pettitte and said,
"Why are you trying to put Mr. Baseball, the great Roger "The Rocket" Clemens in jail
for using a little juice?" so Pettitte succumbed to the pressure and lied for his old friend.
No respect for the law, no respect for baseball.
Lie for your buddy, help him cheat his way into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
If I was the District Attorney, I would withdraw all charges and set Clemens free.
They're going to lose with Andy the Liar changing his sworn testimony anyway, so they might
as well drop the charges and let everyone know that The Guilty Rocket should be going to jail,
but his buddy Andy Pettitte came thru with the perjury, so now the "hero" gets an asterisk.
Clemens won't be going to jail, but everywhere he goes for the rest of his life, people will point
to him and say, "He cheated with steroids - and lied about it - and he got away with it."
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Loses memory on witness stand, criminal to go free
"I lost my memory on the witness stand, letting a criminal go free."
Link
New York Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte threw the perjury prosecution of his old friend
Roger Clemens into disarray Wednesday when he testified that he could have "misunderstood"
a conversation with Clemens about human growth hormone.
Pettitte said he thought Clemens told him sometime in 1999 or 2000 that he used HGH,
but he admitted under cross-examination that he was "hazy" on the details.
Is it possible, asked Clemens lawyer Mike Attanasio, that Pettitte "misunderstood" the critical conversation?
"I could have," Pettitte replied, killing the governments case against Mr. Steroids.
We all know what happened here.
In the time since the first trial, hundreds of people have come up to Andy Pettitte and said,
"Why are you trying to put Mr. Baseball, the great Roger "The Rocket" Clemens in jail
for using a little juice?" so Pettitte succumbed to the pressure and lied for his old friend.
No respect for the law, no respect for baseball.
Lie for your buddy, help him cheat his way into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
If I was the District Attorney, I would withdraw all charges and set Clemens free.
They're going to lose with Andy the Liar changing his sworn testimony anyway, so they might
as well drop the charges and let everyone know that The Guilty Rocket should be going to jail,
but his buddy Andy Pettitte came thru with the perjury, so now the "hero" gets an asterisk.
Clemens won't be going to jail, but everywhere he goes for the rest of his life, people will point
to him and say, "He cheated with steroids - and lied about it - and he got away with it."
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Subject: Obama bragging about his accomplishments - unfair!
On this first anniversary of the execution of Osama bin Laden we hear the Republicans crying foul
because of the Democrats dirty politics. The Democrats have the audacity to run on their accomplishments,
Republicans complain. "How dare they! How dare they!"
The reason accomplishments are unfair to Republicans is that they now against accomplishment.
They want to distinguish themselves from the "reality based world" and to accomplish something is a
sign of weakness. It implies that a reality based world exists and that one should put out and effort to
make things better.
That is now blasphemy.
Instead it's all about what you believe. And if enough people believe something then it becomes true.
The world, for example, used to be flat until enough people believed it was round. The liberals with
their science brainwashed us into believing the world is round and so now it is.
But because Obama has chosen a reality based world view he went out and got Osama bin Laden.
Bush, less than 2 years after 911 said, "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really
don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." Romney said, "it's not worth moving heaven
and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person." But Obama excommunicated
Osama from reality, so he's not here anymore. And the universe is better off without him.
So I'm giving Obama a high five on this one.
Obama put the "Accomplished" back in "Mission Accomplished".
Marc Perkel
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Subject: Mitt Romney & Ted Nugent?
Hi Bart - Just wanted to ask you these...:
1.) It seems like everybody is saying that the 2011 crop of GOP candidates was/is the worst ever.
Do you think Mitt (&/or Santorum, Perry, Paul, Bachmann or even Cain?) is actually worse than Dubya?
2.) Why would any GOP actually actually want the endorsement of Ted Nugent?
Is he really some sort of "Kingmaker" in the Republican field? Is it because Mike Huckabee likes him?
BTW Nugent was recently booted from a gig at the Fort Knox base.
Chris
Chris, Der Monkey Fuhrer set the bar for presidential stupidity, buffoonery and global crimes.
Since the Democrats stood there like deaf-and-dumb lazy eunuchs for the entire eight f-ing years,
it sent the signal to the evil GOP that no matter how many crimes a president commits, the lazy-ass
eunuchs would do absolutely nothing about it so I fully expect the next Republican president to
steal every last penny that the Bush bastards left in the Treasury.
As far as Ted Nugget, Dog-on-Roof is desperate for ANY endorsement.
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OK SC to Teabaggers: Drop Dead
Embryo bill is too stupid to be legal
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The Oklahoma Supreme Court on Monday halted an effort to grant "personhood" rights
to human embryos, saying the measure is unconstitutional.
The backwards state's highest court ruled unanimously that a proposed amendment to the Oklahoma
Constitution defining a fertilized human egg as a person violates a 1992 U.S. Supreme Court decision
involving a Pennsylvania case and "is clearly unconstitutional." Supporters of the personhood amendment
were trying to gather enough signatures to put it before Oklahoma voters on the November ballot.
Opponents contend that the measure would ban abortions without exception and interfere with a
woman's right to use certain forms of contraception and medical procedures, such as in vitro fertilization.
Why do they hate women so much? I have a theory:
I think Republicans want to legalize rape.
I think they want to assign second-tier status to women.
That way, they'd have no civil rights to violate.
And before you say, "That's crazy," think about Iraq:
What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq?
They made it legal to steal oil and rape American women.
There were thousands of female American soldiers raped in Iraq but,
to my knowledge, not one single rapist was even charged, much less convicted.
They set it up this way.
If you CLAIMED you were raped, by law, the "crime" went to arbitration.
Seriously - rape was legal, but you had the right to sue IF you were willing to run the gauntlet.
If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and elect Romney and his band of psycho Teabagger judges.
They'll make an embryo a person two weeks before you even meet the lady.
And if you find yourself with an unwanted pregnancy? No problem.
Just get on a jet and fly to Montreal or Paris - somewhere where it's still the 21st Century
And if you can't afford to fly to Montreal or Paris? No problem. Just go fuck yourself.
That's what a Romney victory would mean for women.
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This Just In...
Number of first-time claims for jobless benefits dropped
27,000 to 365,000 last week, signaling better jobs market.
More bad luck for the GOP...
Number of first-time claims for jobless benefits dropped
27,000 to 365,000 last week, signaling better jobs market.
More bad luck for the GOP...
Today's Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 345 horsepower out of a V-6 in this Lotus Exige!
Graham
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Subject: You made my day
Mr. Bartcop:
Your Blog made my day yesterday. Between your response to my last email, the article by Stephen King
and the one about Medical Marijuana really made me feel almost like I'd smoked a killer joint.
And while I'm on the subject; I've been partaking for 42 years now and I'm in better health than about
all the people I know that are my age. I'm 56 and I've never had surgery, I survived a beating a few years ago
that might have killed a younger person, and I haven't seen a doctor since that time. I may be wrong, but I
believe if everybody did the same the cost of personal healthcare would plummet.
Just think what would the drug business be like if everybody was as healthy as I am.
It's like the medical establishment is purposely keeping us sick so they could make more money.
But I know that can't be so, right? Ha, ha...
RH
I saw an article a while back that suggested the holding of the relatively-harmless inhaled cannibis smoke
acted like exercise for those tiny little lung sacs and that promotes longer living. It's called "Science."
"No! Next to poker, pot use is the most dangerous threat to America!!!"
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The GOP's War on Women
When Obama said, "Let's not double the interest rate on student loans,"
the GOP said, "Fine, we can take the money out of women's health."
They hate women.
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Bart, the mystery car is a 345 horsepower out of a V-6 in this Lotus Exige!
Graham
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Subject: You made my day
Mr. Bartcop:
Your Blog made my day yesterday. Between your response to my last email, the article by Stephen King
and the one about Medical Marijuana really made me feel almost like I'd smoked a killer joint.
And while I'm on the subject; I've been partaking for 42 years now and I'm in better health than about
all the people I know that are my age. I'm 56 and I've never had surgery, I survived a beating a few years ago
that might have killed a younger person, and I haven't seen a doctor since that time. I may be wrong, but I
believe if everybody did the same the cost of personal healthcare would plummet.
Just think what would the drug business be like if everybody was as healthy as I am.
It's like the medical establishment is purposely keeping us sick so they could make more money.
But I know that can't be so, right? Ha, ha...
RH
I saw an article a while back that suggested the holding of the relatively-harmless inhaled cannibis smoke
acted like exercise for those tiny little lung sacs and that promotes longer living. It's called "Science."
"No! Next to poker, pot use is the most dangerous threat to America!!!"
Send e-mail to Bart
\The GOP's War on Women
When Obama said, "Let's not double the interest rate on student loans,"
the GOP said, "Fine, we can take the money out of women's health."
They hate women.
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Today's Mystery Celebrity is quite hot.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, your Mystery Celebrity is Barbara Eden (aka Jeannie) from “I Dream of Jeannie.”
And, yes, she’s quite hot.
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"2 felonies dropped to 1 misdemeanor!!!!!!!!!!!"
-- Trayvon's murderer, bragging about a pair of felony assaulting-an-officer charges
getting reduced to a sinmgle misdemeanor Link
Gee, it's almost like he's ...unsympathetic.
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Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is a "between takes" publicity shot taken during
the filming of "The Misfits" -- a remarkable movie that I recommend everyone see.
The ladder guys I don't recognize so maybe they're hands. The rest are Montgomery Clift,
Eli Wallach, Marilyn Monroe, John Huston (director but also appeared as an extra,) and Clark Gable.
It was the last movie Monroe made and the last movie Gable made. They were both dead a year later.
And, while Monroe was always promoted as a sex queen/comedic actress (see "Some Like It Hot,")
the two movies she made where her role was straight drama -- "The Misfits" and "Niagara" -- show
how talented she was as an actress.
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