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Wednesday, June 13, 2012 Vol 2891 - Expunge and banish
Spend Money to Make Money Advertise at Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income. Two days just $35 One week just $75 If you don't advertise, your costomers won't know you have what they can't live without. Russia sending Assad weapons Obama has handled this perfectly Link Secretary of State Hillary
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Gabby's seat stays Democratic Link After being shocked by tragedy and witnessing one of the more miraculous recovery stories in recent years, voters in Tucson, AZ chose to keep Rep. Gabby Giffords’ (D) seat blue Tuesday night. Ron Barber, a former Giffords staffer, defeated Jesse Kelly, Giffords’ last Republican opponent, in a special election to fill Giffords seat after she resigned. Overcoming a Republican lean in the AZ-08 district (registration is 38 Republican and 31 Democratic), the AP reported Tuesday that Barber won. He’ll now serve out the remainder of Giffords’ term. So, Sarah Palin's "Lock-and-load Second Amendment solution" failed to make a difference this time. Send e-mail to Bart That is Obama's first term in a nutshell. Subject: Tally and Gitmo So Tally claims that Obama signed the order to close the military base at Guantanamo Bay the second day he was in office. An Executive Order. Hmmm. So...all those subordinates running the facility at Guantanamo Bay are still there? They didn't close the facility? They didn't leave, as their Commander-in-Chief ordered them to do? Isn't that mutiny? Isn't that treason? Isn't that disobeying a direct, written order? I'd like to read that Order. I'd like to see it. I'd like a legal military expert to read that Order and interpret it, if need be. I'd also like to know what other President has issued direct orders to his subordinates who failed to carry them out because there was no money... Tally has chosen an example that makes Obama look MUCH WORSE than Tally understands. When Obama's own military won't follow his direct, written Executive Orders...not only is Obama in trouble, we ALL are. I guess the Pentagon Boys just put up with him and his Executive Orders ...and do whatever the hell they want. And the pathetic excuse that Congress won't fund it? Please. Please. PLEASE...it doesn't take direct funding for each flight to and from Guantanamo to bring soldiers there and back. Each military flight isn't paid for individually...with all the flights AWAY from Guantanamo subject to Senate approval. All Obama has to do is order them to come home. If they don't come home, they're in trouble. The reality is this: Promising to close Guantanamo Bay became a political hot potato, and Obama CAVED. I like Tally a lot, but he's wrong if he thinks Obama can pass the buck on this one ...or any other issue that we see with our own eyes. Later, Daddy-O! The way I see it, Obama promised more then he could deliver. Candidate Obama said, "I'll get this done," so asking congress to do it doesn't fly. It's also possible that Obama caved in 100 times so he could say, "I tried everything to work with the snarling dogs, but each time I reached out, they bit the shit out of my hand." IF that was his strategy and IF he gets re-elected and IF he turns Democrat in his second term, it might end up being worth it, but that's a lot of IFs. Send e-mail to Bart Carrie Underwood - Career in Trouble? She doesn't hate gays - can she survive? L i n k Carrie Underwood supports marriage equality. "Grow up, Country fans - Stop the hate." I was going to link to all the new Carrie haters - but I can't find any. Where the American Handjob Association? Where is Republicans Against Queers? Where is the Hang the Faggots Coalition? Where's the Romney Gay Attack Force? Did Carrie Underwood turn Nashville gay with one interview? Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Obama Trade Document Leaked Maybe it's time he got handle on these leaks? Link A critical document from Obama's free trade negotiations with eight Pacific nations was leaked online early Wednesday morning, revealing that the administration intends to bestow radical new political powers upon multinational corporations, contradicting prior promises. The leaked document has been posted on the website of Public Citizen, a long-time critic of Obama's trade objectives. The new leak follows substantial controversy surrounding the secrecy of the talks, in which some members of Congress have complained they are not being given the same access to trade documents that corporate officials receive. "The outrageous stuff in this leaked text may well be why U.S. trade officials have been so extremely secretive about these past two years of [trade] negotiations," said Lori Wallach, director of Public Citizen's Global Trade Watch in a written statement. Looking at the big picture, remember right after the election, when Obama declared that Traitor Kissyface would NOT be punished for the knives he put in Obama's back? I said it at the time - BIG mistake, because it sends the signal that it's OK to fuck with Obama. If you fuck with Obama and cause him great pain, that's OK, he will forgive you. Maybe that's why Obama is having these leak problems now - because everyone knows that no matter how much you hurt the president, he'll smile and say, "That's OK, I forgive you." That might be a nice way to run a religion but it's f-ing suicide in politics. How did I get in a party where our standard-bearer embraces suicide? Send e-mail to Bart Indiana Law: OK to shoot cops When will the votes say, "Enough, Teabaggers!?" Link Police officer’s in Indiana will have to be a little more careful when they make house calls, or pull drivers over nowadays, after a law was passed to allow regular citizens to shoot any officer they feel is illegally breaching their property. Just like Florida - murder is legal if you "feel" a certain way? Indiana state Senator Michael Young, who authored the new law with the support of the NRA said it was necessary to create such a law after a state Supreme Court issued a ruling last year that “there is no right to reasonably resist unlawful entry by police officers.” David Koresh was ahead of his time, eh? Of course police organizations in the state tried to oppose the law out of fear this will give some people in certain situations that are not deemed unlawful, to put officers trying to deal with the situation, in harms way. Tim Downs, of the Indiana State Fraternal Order of Police, said that the law could open the way for people who are under the influence or emotionally distressed to attack officers in their homes: “It’s just a recipe for disaster. It just puts a bounty on our heads.” “If I pull over a car and I walk up to it and the guy shoots me, he’s going to say, ‘Well, he was trying to illegally enter my property,’” Sgt. Joseph Hubbard said. “Somebody is going get away with killing a cop because of this law.” It's OK with the GOP if more cops are murdered - as long as they can win more elections and put more of the tax burden on the middle class so the super-rich can pay less taxes. We're OK with that, right? Sarah Palin Nude Link Check out the news and toons at
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you'll know when each new issue goes up. Supreme Court shows sane side They rejected Birther nonsense - again Link The Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal challenging Obama’s U.S. citizenship and his eligibility to serve as commander in chief. Without comment, the high court on Monday refused to hear an appeal from Alan Keyes, Wiley Drake and Markham Robinson. Alan Keyes? Obama kicked his ass in 2006 so what's he after with this stunt - revenge? Is that how Jesus would've handled this, Alan? Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert Send Tom some encouragement Really? You're too busy to click and write, "Hang in there, Tom!" What if YOU were innocent and going to prison? Wouldn't you want others to notice? "I might get 20 years in federal prison because our president has a problem with legal pot laws." Link Send e-mail to Bart Because the Republicans are liars and the Democrats are sheep, Americans would rather pay thousands of dollars (that they don't have) ever year, for health care than suffer the scurge of someone using the word "socialist" to describe their multi-thousand dollar medical discount. If you have a heart attack, it will cost you $50K MORE than if you were German and had the same heart attack. If you don't pay that $50K back fast enough, they'll garnish your paycheck take your house and your car and your savings. Sure, you're homeless now, but at least you have the comfort of knowing you're not "socialist." Way to go, Democrats. Way to educated the ignorant. The GOP's War on Women The GOP voted down equal pay for women. These cavemen don't think women deserve equality. If *I* ran the GOP, they would pay dearly for that, but I'm pretty sure Obama gave the "No fight" order. We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Last Issue's Mystery City? Hi Bart, I'll guess Calcutta. Fr. Mushroom You could be right - I thought it was Venice. The towers lower right look like The Venetian in Vegas. Some European cities look so dirty... Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Erich Weiss, better known as Harry Houdini, probably shortly before his untimely death in 1926. Cordially, Stu the Lawyer Send e-mail to Bart We haven't heard much lately from Der
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"I'm in Dallas, readin'... writin'... heh heh" Subject: donation Everyone is broke. Even IQ of 64-boy can figure that out My mailbox is full of "We must have money now" requests from Democratic sites so that tells me everyone is hurting and there's not much we 99 percenters can do. I'm so old, I remember when fund-raisers used to work. Nobody likes them and until things get semi-back to normal, we're stuck in Bush's Amerikkka until further notice. Did you see that headline "Family income down 40% in three years?" Excerpt: That puts Americans roughly on par with where they were in 1992. The Bush bastards stole the last twenty years from every family in America. 40 percent of our worth stolen by the One percent. They keep trying to sell us on the idea that forty percent of your wealth "evaporated." If you believe that, you probably think there's a Heaven, too. But humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will perservere. As my recently departed Fort Smith buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" One thing you can do in these tough times is remember the Bartcop Portal when you buy something online. With Amazon.com you might even save yourself some money. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. She's everywhere - Kristen Bell Check out over 3300 sexy and tasteful photos of Kristen Bell in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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