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Huckabee wants Holder's Head
Ihe hadn't had any head in a long time
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Mike Huckabee has now
called on Attorney General Eric Holder to resign his position
over Operation Get That Black Guy Out of the White House.
“It’s time for the attorney general to do the president and the country
an important service and step down,”
Huckabee said with a straight face on his weekend Fox Handjob Hate
show.
“Now I don’t say that lightly and I don’t say it because his political
affiliation being different than mine.
I refer to him not as simply Eric Holder, but Eric
‘With-holder’ (Damn, who knew
Huckafuck was funny?)
because he has become the master of withholding documents, information,
and truth from the House,
the Senate, and the American public,” said Huckabee.
Hey Huck, we're all sorry
that border patrol agent died, but it was one death.
Did you get this upset when Bush & Cheney killed 5,000 soldiers to
get Saddam and steal his oil?
Where was your outrage back then?
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Scientists: We're Screwed
If we don't act now on climate change
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Scientists warn that the Earth may be reaching a planetary tipping point due to a unsustainable
human pressures, while the UN releases a new report that finds global society has made significant
progress on only four environmental issues out of ninety in the last twenty years. Climate change,
overpopulation, overconsumption, and ecosystem destruction could lead to a tipping point that
causes planetary collapse, according to a new paper in Nature by 22 scientists.
The collapse may lead to a new planetary state that scientists say
will be far harsher for human well-being, let alone survival.
"The odds are very high that the next global state change will be extremely disruptive to our
civilizations. Remember, we went from being hunter-gathers to being moon-walkers during one
of the most stable and benign periods in all of Earth's history," co-author Arne Mooers with
Simon Fraser University explains in a press release.
If it all sounds apocalyptic, the scientists say it probably should.
So, civilization depends on Obama getting re-elected and turning Democrat?
We in trouble.
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Subject: Obama and the campaign coverage
Bart,
The corporations and wall street have turned against Pres. O.
The election in '10 was part of the effort to turn the state houses red
in order to enact voter suppression laws, gun laws, education reform,
ya know the right wing agenda, in order to hammer in the final nail in
our democracy's coffin in the '12 election.
Citizens United was the final legal hurdle needed for the folks at the top to finish us off.
It is out in the open now, kinda like a slow motion insurrection in vivid color. All the
pieces are in place, time now to finish off the propaganda program in November,
the voting machines are "fixed", and the money is flowing......upward.
Shit Bart I'm too old and slow now.....and my mind is going,
my tin foil hat has holes in it.....but to die in the fighting to preserve
our Democracy for ALL of OUR kids, grandkids......
AHHH perchance to dream, a dream of staying free.
Bob
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
Are today's Nukes Dangerous?
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Subject: trying to make a phone call from grandma's house
Thanks Bart, I ended up spitting my beer all over my computer screen when I saw that cartoon.
True story: my 15 y.o. niece actually did that at her grandparent's house a few years ago.
They had a rotary dial phone and she was standing there pushing at the numbers
for awhile before she finally yelled: "How do you work this thing!!!!"
The cartoon has been posted to her facebook page.
Jon
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Romney reassembles Bush Bastards
the same criminals committing the same crimes...
Video
Subject: Clemens
Bart,
I wonder if the jury really didn't give a damn if Clemens was guilty or not but was just
giving the finger to the Justice (sic) Department for going after Clemens and not doing
a damn thing about going after the oil company CEOs, the banksters, and all of the other
lying vermin that lie to Congress every time they testify?
Maybe those jurors or smarter than we think.
George In Oregon
Good point - Bush & Cheney lied and thousands of brave soldiers died.
Clemens didn't kill anybody.
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you'll know when each new issue goes up.
New Adam Sandler movie Stinks
Review: Claudia Puig
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He's back with That's My Boy, (* out of four) another bottom-of-the-barrel raunchfest.
Sandler is hellbent on perpetuating and repurposing his annoying brand of moronic,
preadolescent schtick. Worse, his lowbrow comedies seem to be sinking ever lower.
That's My Boy is puerile, mean-spirited and charmless. The laughs are almost always
at someone's expense or involve incredibly vulgar jokes about bodily functions.
Yet it's going to make a hundred million dollars - or maybe 200 million dollars.
People mock Survivor and American Idol and The Kardashians, so why are Sandler
movies never mention when it comes to sub-standard entertainment we don't need?
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Photo that's not a Mystery...
Bet you haven't seen this one before...
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Subject: Voters like doing the right thing
It's interesting that the Republicans are angry because Obama decided to stop deporting the
innocent children of illegal immigrants calling it an election year political stunt to get voters who
believe that doing the right thing to vote for him. So doing the right thing is a political stunt now? Amazing!
Might I suggest a radical idea to the Republican party?
If you fear that doing the right thing gets votes then why shouldn't Republicans try doing
the right thing to get votes too? Seems to me that the current Republican strategy of winning
elections based on opposing anything that makes sense is by definition a bad idea.
Marc Perkel
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Stand Your Ground? Not in Tejas
Faces life in prison for shooting noisy neighbor
"I shot a white guy - so they arrested me."
Link
In a 22-minute video he recorded that night, Rodriguez can be heard telling a police dispatcher
"my life is in danger now" and "these people are going to go try and kill me." He then said,
"I'm standing my ground here," and shot Danaher after somebody appeared to grab his camera.
The two other men were wounded.
Rodriguez's reference to standing his ground is similar to the claim made by George Zimmerman.
I think George the liar/murderer is in trouble.
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
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The GOP's War on Women
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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
That's Halle Berry out and about in Beverly Hills
at the grocery store letting her wild curls hang loose.
John from Charlotte
I thought it was a wig :)
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Hi Bart, that's Waterfire in Providence, Rhode Island.
I'll bet you were looking for Venice.
Mark with no last name
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is James Dean & Elizabeth Taylor when the were filming “Giant”.
Andy from Takoma Park
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