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Weekend-Monday July 7-9, 2012 Vol 2900 - The bank dick
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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New Gestapo Quotes
"This decision has made America less free. ‘We The People’ have been told there
is no choice. You must buy health insurance or pay the new Gestapo – the I.R.S."
Maine Gov. Paul LePage, is he angling to be Willard's VP? Link
That would make Obama America's first negro Muslin nazi President?
Makes sense to me...
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GOP: Romney is terrible
He's blowing it - losing to a Black guy
Link
Romney's
campaign for president is coming under increasing pressure to change
course
- or clean house - from establishment Republicans who fear the Romney
campaign is
squandering a prime opportunity to win back the White House.
On
Thursday, the whored-out Wall Street Journal editorial page ripped the
Romney campaign
for its fumbling of the debate over whether the health care law signed
by Obama includes a tax.
"This latest mistake is of a piece with the campaign's insular staff
and strategy that are slowly
squandering an historic opportunity," the Journal wrote. "...Romney
promised Republicans
he was the best man to make the case against Obama, whom they
desperately want to defeat.
So far Romney is letting them down."
Fact is, all your candidates were worse than Romney-the-terrible-candidate.
You have no decent candidates because your party is run by f-ing loons.
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Hillary explains it to Russia, China
Is she the toughest Sec of State ever?
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Hillary Clinton called for "real and immediate consequences" for non-compliance with the peace plan,
including sanctions against the regime, but with Russia and China boycotting the event, there was no
chance of agreement on punitive action under Chapter 7 of the UN charter. "What can every nation
and group represented here do?" Clinton asked. "I ask you to reach out to Russia and China, and to
not only urge but demand that they get off the sidelines and begin to support the legitimate aspirations
of the Syrian people.
"I don't think Russia and China believe they are paying any price at all, nothing at all, for standing up
on behalf of the Assad regime," she said. "The only way that will change is if every nation represented
here directly and urgently makes it clear that Russia and China will pay a price. Because they are
holding up progress, blockading it. That is no longer tolerable."
When Hillary barks at you, she's barking with Gravitas with a capital "G."
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Obama drug pivot underway
Link
“Don’t expect miracles,” Marc Ambinder warned us, and that’s where he was wrong.
The miracle has already happened. Here’s the answer that Ambinder’s anonymous sources
failed to leak to him: the pivot point for Obama’s new direction is homegrown marijuana,
and it’s already started.
Obama's FY13 budget deals a mortal blow to the helicopter-powered marijuana eradication umbrella.
It does so by cutting in half the funding for the National Guard Counterdrug program
I agree - we can't afford to spend money going after harmless snokers and growers.
We couldn't afford that in 2012 and we couldn't afford it in 2011 or 2010 or 2009.
So why has Obama decided to do the right thing and energized his base NOW when he
could've done that right after Bush bankrupted the whole world?, Why now, Barack?
Is it because it's an election season?
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Subject: Roberts knew what he was doing
Link
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More Americans do the Math
Climate change seems real when it's 106
Link
Every summer it seems like a different kind of out-of-control weather pattern decides to strike.
In the past month alone, we've experienced deadly Colorado wildfires, early-season heat waves
and a wind-whipping hurricane, convincing formerly dubious Americans that climate change is
actually real, according to the Whore AP.
"Many people around the world are beginning to appreciate that climate change is under way,
that it's having consequences that are playing out in real time and, in the United States at least,
we are seeing more and more examples of extreme weather and extreme climate-related events,"
Jane Lubchenco, head of the NOAA, told the Whore AP.
Glaciers are almost gone, the trees out West are turning brown, wildfire season started early...
Soon, only Jim Inhofe will still be yelling, "It's all a fraud," while the rest of the GOP
will soon pivot their position to "Sure, it's real, but are we causing it?"
It's how liars stay in business - you have to keep changing the lie.
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Subject: Obama in favor of oxygen
Bart,
You posted in volume #2899 : "If President Obama came out
in favor of oxygen, Republicans would suffocate themselves."
I say that it sounds like a plan well worth the effort of trying
Eric from Boston
I second that - we have to give it a try.
"Nope - wouldn't be nice.
But if I get behind..."
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Brad Pitt's Mom is racist, homophobe
She's in Springfield, Mo, there's LOTS of them there
Link
It would appear that acorn fell a mile from the tree.
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4th of July Quotes
"Happy white peoples independence day. The slaves weren't free
but I'm sure they enjoyed the fireworks."
Chris Rock, catching shit for telling the truth in a tweet Link
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Subject: Higgs boson
Bart, they can explain it.
The Higgs boson is where mass comes from.
It has been predicted by the Standard Model for decades, and now that
it’s found, that means we’ve been on the right track all these years.
Yes, it is a big deal.
Keep hammerin’
Bob K. in Hooterville
So, Higgs boson is a place?
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GOP 'Whites only" conference
Is there any other kind?
Link
A controversial pastor's conference welcoming only "white Christians" is underway in Lamar County, Ala.,
upsetting residents of the nearby town of Winfield in the western part of the state.
Christian Identity Ministries is holding a three-day conference for so-called "white Christians" who contend
they have been treated unfairly, says Rev. Mel Lewis. Lewis, the Grand Dragon and keynote speaker,
says they have the right, like any other Americans, to worship how they wish.
Ku Klux Klan flags and white supremacy slogans surround the conference, which will conclude
with a cross being set on fire Friday night. Organizers say it's not a cross-burning, but rather
sacred Christian cross lighting.
"We are not breaking any laws. We're not violating any ordinances. We just hate niggers," Lewis told
the TV station, or would have if he was speaking in his non-media language.
If Obama wanted to be aggressive about winning....
...well, no sense in finishing that sentence.
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Subject: Are Romney's Swiss Bank Accounts really an election issue?
It's interesting that Republicans are saying that Romney's Swiss bank accounts and secret
offshore corporations are not an issue and just a distraction. That we should overlook it and
ignore his millions overseas. Makes me wonder what Republicans would say if Obama had
tax haven accounts in the Cayman Islands.
Do you think that would be an issue?
I think it would, and it should be.
After all if the people who want to be president avoids paying taxes
that's something we should talk about
Marc Perkel
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What is today's Mystery Car?
Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1952 Plymouth Cranbrook
It is was built by Chrysler from 1951 to 1953.
Apparently the name Cranbrook comes from a street near the Detroit plant
where the cars were built. In 1954 it was replaced by the Belvedere.
Paul
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Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1952 Plymouth Cranbrook
It is was built by Chrysler from 1951 to 1953.
Apparently the name Cranbrook comes from a street near the Detroit plant
where the cars were built. In 1954 it was replaced by the Belvedere.
Paul
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Eldrick Misses the Cut
He watched the Greenbrier on TV with his dog
Link
Fact: Eldrick Woods has a new penchant for inconsistency.
Missing a cut is a rare occurrence for Woods, and it's always news when it does happen.
It seemed like a big deal when he missed the cut at the Wells Fargo Championship in May.
Woods missed another cut early Friday evening at the Greenbrier Classic.
Eldrick shot 69, 1 under par, after an opening 71 and missed the cut
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Subject: Michael Moore
Hey Bart’
Just a thought. Don’t you think these latest charges against Michael Moore
are coming at the most opportune time to hype his upcoming “Sickos” documentary?
I’ll bet this move by the BFEE will bump this movie to #1 Box office debut.
Cheney probably has purchased stock options with “Sickos” production company.
Gordy
I didn't know Michael was in trouble again.
I Googled him and nothing came up - what's he done now?
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Will Bible Thumpers really vote for
a guy who thinks God lives on Kolob?
Sarah
Palin Nude
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Subject: my Brush with Greatness
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Barney Frank gets Married
There's a headline I didn't think I'd see
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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because Obama
has a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
Link
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
That's Prince Willliam, Duke of Cambridge KG KT, second in line
to the thrones of the British Commonwealth, vacationing in Ibiza in 2006.
Oh wait, were you looking at the other person?
Correct, I was looking at the non-Sasquatch.
I admire her posture.
Catherine Middleton, who became his wife, the Dutchess of Cambridge.
Why does she look so shocked?
Redlake
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrity?
That's Prince Willliam, Duke of Cambridge KG KT, second in line
to the thrones of the British Commonwealth, vacationing in Ibiza in 2006.
Oh wait, were you looking at the other person?
Correct, I was looking at the non-Sasquatch.
I admire her posture.
Catherine Middleton, who became his wife, the Dutchess of Cambridge.
Why does she look so shocked?
Redlake
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Today's Mystery City
Link
Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that's Long Beach, CA
Mark with no last name
Funny, Mark is the only one who got that...
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Today's History Mystery
Link
Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery had a phrase said about him:
"God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal."
Mark with no last name
Colt changed America and the world.
Before Colt, you'd shoot, and if you missed you were screwed
unless you has a second gun in your other hand
After Colt, you could take on five armed men and win.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last Issue's Mystery City?
Bart, that's Long Beach, CA
Mark with no last name
Funny, Mark is the only one who got that...
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery had a phrase said about him:
"God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal."
Mark with no last name
Colt changed America and the world.
Before Colt, you'd shoot, and if you missed you were screwed
unless you has a second gun in your other hand
After Colt, you could take on five armed men and win.
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