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Wednesday, August 8, 2012 Vol 2918 - Romney Hood
Quotes "I do know that Romney could clear this up in 10 seconds by releasing the 23 years of tax returns that he gave to John McCain when he was being vetted for vice president, " -- DNC boss Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Link But he can't! There's something in Romney's taxes that we can't see, so keep hammering the bastard. He can't go on offense if he's playing tax defense for the next 30 days or so. Send e-mail to Bart "Robin Hood in Reverse" That's Romney's tax plan, says Obama Link Obama derided Romney's tax plan on Monday as Robin Hood in reverse - "Romney Hood " - saying it essentially would rob ordinary Americans to help the rich. Obama stepped up his criticism of Romney's tax proposals at a fundraiser in Connecticut. Reaching back to the Middle Ages, Obama invoked the legendary outlaw of old in an attempt to sharpen the contrast with Romney, who would cut taxes for the richest 2 percent of Americans and pay for it by raising taxes on the middle class. "It's like Robin Hood in reverse. It's Romney Hood," he said, drawing applause and laughs. If only Obama could run the White House the way he runs a campaign. Send e-mail to Bart I was in a bad mood when I found this so I looked up Gaster Hardware and called them. The phone just hung there - it never even rang so maybe Racist Ray Gaster is out of bsuiness. Shop Online
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Have you heard about this one? Willard did some shopping at a hardware store. When he came out, the press asked him what he bought but he refused to say. It's a f-ing hardware store - it's not like he bought some Perp H and doesn't want to talk about his hemorrhoid problems. Why is he so guarded? Why can't he answer the most simplest of questions? Ready for another George Bush? This time it's George Pee Bush Link The answer is "No," so we can move on. Send e-mail to Bart The GOP Dirty Little Liars Link Didn't GOP Chairman, Reince Priebus get his knickers all in a twist Sunday? "I'm not going to respond to a dirty little liar," he blurted.' Then he responded by saying "Harry Reid has never filed taxes," which is 100% pure crazy. Someone said Reid releases his taxes every year, but that won;t stop a Repugnant from lying about it. More lies: Rep. Michelle Bachmann, R-Mn: "It appears that there has been deep penetration in the halls of our United States government by the Muslim Brotherhood," Bachmann said. "It appears that there are individuals who are associated with the Muslim Brotherhood who have positions, very sensitive positions, in our Department of Justice, Homeland Security, potentially even in the National Intelligence Agency." Rep. Allen West, R-Fl: "I believe there's about 78 to 81 Democrats are members of the Communist Party." Rep. Steven King, R. Iowa: We had a hearing before the Ag Committee when we invited in the president of the Humane Society and one or two other witnesses from the anti-meat crowd. PETA was there and we asked them, under oath, “are you a vegetarian?” And they confessed they were vegetarians, all of them. Well there they are with an agenda for our diets." What? You "caught" vegetarians saying they were vegetarians? Oh, Lordy Lord, how can the Democrats ever recover from your fiendish trap? Christ, how do these morons keep getting re-elected? "Global warming is a hoax! It gets hot in the summer - DUH!" Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Life in Oregon Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: can't vote for Romney Hi Bartcopper, Romney isn't a fiscal conservative and I am. He also isn't a social liberal and I am. He isn't very good at being a leader and he hasn't had to lead. I recently found out he inherited eighteen million dollars and yet the media doesn't mention that. I will probably vote for the libertarian, whoever he is. I suppose you will fall right into lockstep and vote for our president. You may be thinking I have changed and I have but not enough to see eye to eye with you. Barter, it recently occured to me that when you are done cheering for the pack of scummers with a D before their name, maybe you can get a pair of blue spanks that are tight enough to conceal your junk and then you can apply for a position as a Dallas cowboys cheerleader. go team, heh heh Carson, Comptroller for the Monkeyville City Treasury Send e-mail to Bart Twitter hiding threat punk Piece of shit deserves no privacy Link The NYPD has demanded that Twitter release the name of a user who threatened an attack "just like in Aurora" on a Broadway theater. The NYPD plans to subpoena Twitter today for the user's identity after the bastards refused authorities' emergency request for the information. "This shit ain't no joke yo I'm serious people are gonna die just like in aurora," the user tweeted Aug. 1. A few days earlier, the unidentified person tweeted that he or she knew that the theater left its exit doors unlocked and was going to plan the shooting "step by step." The NYPD requested the identity of the account holder. Twitter said no. "Twitter turned us down, so we dispatched police to cover the theater while we sought a subpoena to force Twitter to disclose the identity of the account holder," NYPD spokesman said. This is an outrage. Once you threaten to shoot a place up you have no right to privacy. Why is Twitter protecting this scumbag? If people die because Twitter dragged their feet, who will go to jail? Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! Marty always has good stuff. Obama kicks Westboro's Balls No more protests at military funerals Link Obama signed the Honoring America’s Veterans Act Monday, providing a wide-ranging package of benefits to military personnel and enacting new restrictions on protests of service member funerals. "We have a moral sacred duty to our men and women in uniform," Obama said. "The graves of our veterans are hallowed grounds." The new law will have strong implications for the Westboro Baptist Church, the Kansas-based hate group. Westboro Baptist Church has drawn media attention for its brand of protest, which frequently links the deaths of soldiers to America's growing acceptance of gays. Under the new legislation, protests must be held at least 300 feet from military funerals and are prohibited two hours before or after a service. The law counters a 2011 Supreme Court ruling, which found that displays such as Westboro's were protected under the First Amendment. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Humane Society Feedback Hey, buddy. I haven't written you for a long time, but I'm still reading your work regularly! The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) is NOT your local Humane Society. They aren't tied together in any way. HSUS is an activist organization, working on legislation and lobbying for animal welfare, but your local Humane Society is involved in running shelters and enforcing animal laws. I have no idea if that 1% claim is true, but HSUS isn't really involved in running animal shelters, so it may be true. Both organizations do great work, but when you donate to your local Humane Society, that is for your local shelters. (We have Michigan Humane Society here - I don't know what yours is called in OK) Hope you're doing well these days. Don't forget - If you need a point man for auto industry issues, stories, or fact-checking, I'm here to help! Tom Tom, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart You might be a Nazi Loser if... by Juan Cole Link If you regularly pose proudly in front of a swastika flag, you might be a Nazi loser. If you refer to "non-whites"as the "dirt people,"you might be a Nazi loser. If your online handle is "Jack Boot,"you might be a Nazi loser. If you shot up a Sikh temple just to prove how brave you were. If you claim to have "talent on loan from God" and your brain-dead listeners believe you. If you spread racist lies about Obama to make more money for racist FOX News. If you once raped a shoebox and let people photograph you doing it. If you're an insane Teabagger who got famous singing "Moon River." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Jack Schaap, religio-weirdo Bart, Have you seen this? It is disturbing to say the least, but it is an insight into the Republican fundamentalist mindset. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr0UpQXYkGs Keep swinging the hammer, Gary That is disturbing. Clearly, Jack Schaap is not getting any at home. Send e-mail to Bart Spend Money, Make Money Advertise with Bartcop.com, make more sales, generate more income, get rich like that pig Romney with elevators for all your cars. Two days just $35 One week just $75 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com. What is today's Mystery Car?
Link Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, it is a Romneymobile. It can go one direction, then flip to the other direction, all the time appearing to look you straight in the eye. It is crosswise to the normal flow of the rest of the world. You look twice at it, you can’t believe your eyes. Bob Send e-mail to Bart We're
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Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Humane Society Hey Bart, It looks to me like those people are using statistics to spin the truth. Here's a link to a .PDF of the HSUS financial report. http://www.humanesociety.org/assets/pdfs/publications/2011_annual_report/14_financials.pdf They do a lot more than give money to local shelters. Here's what I found about Humanewatch.org. They're a sub-group of a right-wing lobbying group called the Center for Consumer Freedom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_Consumer_Freedom Also; http://www.prwatch.org/node/8894#comment-11622 At first I thought it might be the NRA because they have a huuge hardon for the humane society, but it turns out to be different nazi bastards. By the way, I've realized that if someone uses the phrase "job creators" is it the signal they can be bought. Keep hammering the scumbags! Steve Send e-mail to Bart Yahoo, thy name is whore.
They put up this picture and said, "Daniel Day Lewis looks just like Abraham Lincoln in his new movie." Lying whores - that IS Lincoln, not an actor in make-up. Yahoo, with all their hundreds of billions of dollars is still willing to whore themselves out for one more click. Today's Mystery City
Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Link Bart, that's the Miracle Mile at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, Mel Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Link That is Marilyn on the set of "How to Marry a Millionaire" with Sammy Davis Jr and his car. Mark with No Last Name Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Everyone is broke, but you're still buying some necessities, right? Buying them thru Amazon helps keep bartcop.com on the InnerNets and you might even save some money.. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Black Swan's Mila Kunis Check out over 850 sexy and tasteful photos of Mila Kunis in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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