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Thurs-Friday, August 9-10, 2012 Vol 2919 - Basil Ganglia
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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"I wanted to give you the Twitter report.
NBC, we're proud to be Number Three and we have a monkey."
-- NBC Chairman Robert Greenblatt in the new TV Guide
First, no way you're Number Three.
CBS, ABC, FOX and Telemundo have more viewers, so you're Number 5 at best.
And why are you picking on Brian Williams?!
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Romney: Obama's War on Religion
That's the best you can do? How pitiful you are
Link
A new Romney ad accuses Obama of waging a "war on religion." The ad, along with recent attacks
on Obama's welfare policy, signals a move away from attacking the president's handling of the economy.
"Obama used his health care plan to declare war on religion, forcing religious institutions to go against their faith,"
says a liar in the ad. "Mitt Romney believes that’s wrong."
Romney is referring to an Obama administration decision to mandate that religiously-affiliated employers -- but not
religious institutions themselves -- cover the cost of contraception in their health care plans at no charge to the employee.
The administration tweaked the mandate to allow employers with moral or ethical objections to request that the insurer
cover the extra costs of the coverage.
Hey Mitt, who's running your campaign? Janet Jackson? (not a compliment)
...and really?
You can't beat a Black guy with 8 percent unemployment?
ha ha
New CNN poll has Obama 52, Willard 45
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Harry Reid is no Joe McCarthy
by Frank Rich
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It’s entirely possible that Reid’s incendiary charge has nothing to back it up but (at best)
an unsubstantiated rumor. That’s why the GOP is likening him to Joe McCarthy. But there
are two important distinctions between Reid and McCarthy. (1) Reid isn’t accusing Romney
of being a traitor or even of breaking the law; he’s accusing him of paying no taxes, which can
be perfectly legal for the super-rich if loopholes and ingenious accounting schemes align in
their favor. (2) While McCarthy’s victims couldn’t empirically and instantly prove that they
were not subversives, Romney can easily call Reid’s bluff and prove that he did pay taxes by
releasing his tax returns. So if Romney releases his returns, which many Republicans feel he
should do anyway as a matter of transparency and good politics, and it turns out Reid is indeed
a dirty liar, end of story. Republicans in the Senate can then turn the heat on the Democrats,
moving to censure Reid much as McCarthy’s Senate peers ultimately censured him.
How likely is it that Reid's gambit is going to pay off for the Democrats?
It already is. According to the latest Times swing-state poll, about half the voters already
believe that Romney must release more tax returns. The longer Romney refuses, and the
more he and his surrogates whine about Reid, the longer the issue stays center stage and
the more that poll number is likely to go up.
This is maybe the smartest move Harry Reid has made as Minority Leader.
I'm surprised I'm saying this - a shot of Chinaco for Harry Reid and his courage,
...and shots of horse urine for alllllllllll the Democrats who are letting Obama fight alone.
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Wait, health care only cost 14 cents per pizza?
What a great deal Obamacare is for your racist Nazi ass.
This asshole really wants to be another Chick-fil-A,
If you eat Papa John's, you're donating to Romney.
Jack Schaap (Yesterday's religio-wanker) Fired for Teen Sex
I was right - he wasn't getting it at home
Link
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Subject: Romney should tout his Mexican heritage
Mitt Romney is struggling to figure out how to get the Latino vote.
It seems to me that Romney passing up an opportunity to tout his Mexican heritage.
Mitt Romney's father George Romney was born in Mexico. Romney's family played
a major role in establishing Mormon communities in Mexico.
I think if Mitt Romney acts as if he's ashamed of his Mexican heritage that it will
insult the Latino community. Romney should show he has some Mexican pride.
Marc Perkel
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Thanks to Russ the Pillar
It's about the SCOTUS, stupid
by Tally Briggs
Link
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Marty
has
new stuff every
day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Drunk and naked, Randy bought cigarettes at a convenience store
before wrecking his car and fighting with the cops and getting
charged with DWI ...for the second time this year.
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Drunk and naked, Randy bought cigarettes at a convenience store
before wrecking his car and fighting with the cops and getting
charged with DWI ...for the second time this year.
Marty always has good stuff.
90 reasons to vote for Obama
Link
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Sarah Palin Nude
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Subject: Obama kicks Westboro's Balls
Bart, this certainly can only help Obama's reelection chances.
BTW, did you know this church only has 40 members? (According to Wikipedia, anyway.)
They get way too much news coverage for such a small group.
Especially such a small group of total assholes.
Steve
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What is today's Mystery Car?
Link
Today's Mystery Car is bad-ass - sent in by Dave Anderson
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, it is an MG TC, probably a 1948, one of the first foreign sports cars
imported after WWII. It was popular with the American GI's in England after the war.
BTW, the car in the history mystery with Marilyn and Sammy is another English sports car,
the Singer Roadster. That one could be as new as 1955.
Capt. Mitch in Florida
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Link
Today's Mystery Car is bad-ass - sent in by Dave Anderson
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, it is an MG TC, probably a 1948, one of the first foreign sports cars
imported after WWII. It was popular with the American GI's in England after the war.
BTW, the car in the history mystery with Marilyn and Sammy is another English sports car,
the Singer Roadster. That one could be as new as 1955.
Capt. Mitch in Florida
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Bart
embraces Voodoo
Link I discovered a miracle that everyone else already knew about.
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Link I discovered a miracle that everyone else already knew about.
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Medical pot Mess n Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because 'the Feds'
have a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
Link
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Who's the hottest Olympian?
Is it American Lolo Jones?
Or Brazilian Leryn Franco?
Or American McKayla (Air) Maroney?
Or someone else?
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Is it American Lolo Jones?
Or Brazilian Leryn Franco?
Or American McKayla (Air) Maroney?
Or someone else?
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The GOP's War on non-whites
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Today's Hot Mystery
Celebrity photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Katie Holmes.
Mary Jo
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Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Katie Holmes.
Mary Jo
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Today's Wildlife
Photo...
Link
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Subject: Gaster Hardware
Hey Bart, A few other things Gaster Hardware owner did not build;
-a school teacher to teach his dumbass how to read, write and do math
-municipal or county water service
-municipal or county sewer disposal and treatment
-employees who can read or write
-a stable monetary system so he can borrow money, take credit cards and checks
-FDIC insurance on all of his money in the bank
Keep hammering!
Jack in Alabamastan
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Link
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Subject: Gaster Hardware
Hey Bart, A few other things Gaster Hardware owner did not build;
-a school teacher to teach his dumbass how to read, write and do math
-municipal or county water service
-municipal or county sewer disposal and treatment
-employees who can read or write
-a stable monetary system so he can borrow money, take credit cards and checks
-FDIC insurance on all of his money in the bank
Keep hammering!
Jack in Alabamastan
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Today's Mystery City
Link
Subject: last issue's mystery city Link
Bart, that is the lovely Italian city of Firenze, or as we know Florence, Italy.
Andy from Takoma Park
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Today's History Mystery
Link
Subject: last issue's history mystery Link
That is the Atomic Bomb Cake
The celebratory event took place on Tuesday evening, November 5, 1946 at the Officers’ Club
of the Army War College in Washington, D.C. The occasion was to mark the disbanding of Joint
Army-Navy Task Force Number One, the body that organized and oversaw the first post-war atomic
tests in the Pacific. The entire function would have occurred without notice had it not been for the
presence of a photographer from the prestigious Harris & Ewing Studio.What triggered the controversy
was a picture that the commander of the Task Force, Vice Admiral William H.P. Blandy, and his wife
posed for with Rear Admiral Frank J. Lowry. In it, the so-called “Atomic Admiral” is seen cutting into
an elaborately engineered “mushroom cloud”-topped cake (with token assistance from Mrs. Blandy)
while Lowry looks on with a smile.
Mark with no last name
Mark, you are hard to stump.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city Link
Bart, that is the lovely Italian city of Firenze, or as we know Florence, Italy.
Andy from Takoma Park
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Today's History Mystery
Link
Subject: last issue's history mystery Link
That is the Atomic Bomb Cake
The celebratory event took place on Tuesday evening, November 5, 1946 at the Officers’ Club
of the Army War College in Washington, D.C. The occasion was to mark the disbanding of Joint
Army-Navy Task Force Number One, the body that organized and oversaw the first post-war atomic
tests in the Pacific. The entire function would have occurred without notice had it not been for the
presence of a photographer from the prestigious Harris & Ewing Studio.What triggered the controversy
was a picture that the commander of the Task Force, Vice Admiral William H.P. Blandy, and his wife
posed for with Rear Admiral Frank J. Lowry. In it, the so-called “Atomic Admiral” is seen cutting into
an elaborately engineered “mushroom cloud”-topped cake (with token assistance from Mrs. Blandy)
while Lowry looks on with a smile.
Mark with no last name
Mark, you are hard to stump.
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Former Angel Minka Kelly
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