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Thurs-Friday, August 16-17, 2012 Vol 2923 - Albino Beaver
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Quotes
"After Mitt tells us what he doesn't like in the Ryan Budget
are he and Ryan going to have a debate?"
-- LOLGOP, in a tweet
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Will Brits invade Ecuador?
They want Julian Assange REAL f-ing BAD
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Ecuador's foreign minister says Britain has threatened to storm his country's London embassy
to arrest WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
The accusation comes ahead of an imminent decision on whether Ecuador will grant asylum to Assange,
who has been taking refuge in its London embassy since June, Foreign Minister Ricardo Patino says.
As news broke of the pending decision, police officers were reinforcing outside the embassy.
Really?
Stroming another country's embassy?
How positively Iranian of the Brits.
Will they hold the embassy staff hostage for 444 days like the Ayatollah's goons?
This smells like a frame up (the Swedish sex charges) but I wish someone
would explain to me how Assange "hurt" America by telling the truth.
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Poor Willard, the facts are never on his side.
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Ryan Now Rejects Ayn Rand
Who is this principled, intelligent flip-flopper?
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Ryan Then:
It was in 2005 that Rep. Ryan, while speaking at a Washington gathering to honor
Ayn Rand, shared the news of Ms. Rand’s impact on his life and career.
“The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit
one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand.”
Ryan Now:
I reject her philosophy. It’s an atheist philosophy. It reduces human interactions down to
mere contracts and it is antithetical to my worldview. If somebody is going to try to paste
a person’s view on epistemology to me, then give me Thomas Aquinas, who believed
that man needs divine help in the pursuit of knowledge. Don’t give me Ayn Rand.
Really?
Just like that, you suddenly dump your inspiration to please who - the Catholics?
This reminds me of Bush the Smarter in 1980 (I'm really old.)
The Mob/CIA/Pentagon industrial complex needed a warlord in the White House in 1980,
so they pressured Reagan to ask Bush the Smarter to be his VP running mate.
One Hitch: Bush was Pro-Choice in 1980 (they always hide that fact
and the Dems are too goddamn polite to ever bring it up) so Reagan told Bush,
"You have to be Pro-Life to be on the ticket with me," and what was Bush's reply?
"Fuck those women - I'm in!" and the BFEE global crime spree was born.
A Republican will change his fundamental beliefs for a goddamed grilled cheese sandwich.
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Today's Astrocat picture is monster.
Subject: Romney
Breaking News:
Romney says Obama just trying to 'hang onto power' http://isp.netscape.com/news.
Is this not one of the most stupid statements yet?
What is Obama supposed to do; Just surrender?
ha ha
I truly worry about someone like
Mitt being in power; that coupled with the TEA Baggers in congress......
OMG the thought of it!!
Marian in Missouri
Romney is becoming unhinged.
He's been running for president all his life and now's His Time
...but it's all slipping away.
Some Black guy with 8 percent unemployment is kicking his ass!
ha ha
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Sununu Beaten up by a Girl
What got into CNN's Solinoid O'Brien?
7 Minute Video
"I understand that this is a Republican talking point because I've heard it repeated over and over again ...
These numbers have been debunked, as you know... You can't just repeat it and make it true, sir."
To quote my good friend Brad Friedman, I don't know what's gotten into Soledad O'Brien
but can we send a whole case of it to the rest of the Beltway Press Corps?
...and to the Democrats in the senate, too.
This is great because Sununu tried to steamroll her - and O'Brien actually fought back.
If that'd been Douche Blitzer, or John King, they would've blown Sununu an apology.
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Subject: Baseball
Bart
Willie Mays (and Mickey Mantle) weren’t banned from baseball for briefly working as greeters at a casino.
They were, in essence, suspended while in the employ of the casino, which was not only silly, but pretty hollow,
given that both were retired, and neither had any intentions of coaching or managing in the future.
While Barry Bonds is under a cloud for steroid use (not to mention perjury), Henry Aaron, who is number two
on the all time home run list is revered, as a baseball god. Mays is as well, although he is currently number four
on the list, and will soon be overtaken by A-Rod, who has his own steroid issues.
I’m not sure who you consider the best hitter of all time. Many consider that to be Ted Williams, who is
right up there with Aaron and Mays, in terms of respect. Ty Cobb, a psychopath, is the all-time average leader,
but if you are referring to Joe Jackson, who was banned for gambling, he ranks 3rd on the average list.
Bob in Des Moines
Really?
You didn't think of Pete Rose when listing the all-time greatest hitters?
Nobody got more hits than Pete Rose.
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Marty
has
new stuff every
day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
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Marty always has good stuff.
Sarah Palin Nude
Link
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Quotes
"Hey Mitt: you give back all the jobs & health ins & retirement benefits you took
from mthe iddle class. We'll quit attacking you for taking 'em."
-- Paul Begala, in a Tweet
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Subject: Bart, be my guest for the convention
Picture it: Tens of thousands of people from all across the country, gathered in common purpose.
Barack will take the stage. He'll talk about the country he envisions -- a place where anyone
can make it if they work hard and play by the rules.
You could be there, sitting with me up front. .
Hope I'll see you there,
Michelle
I think Obama's going to win without help from us Demo-Bloggers,
but would it have hurt them to invite us to the damn convention?
I'm not talking about them paying for it, but the invite would be nice.
Hundreds of bloggers gathering to cover the convention would be cool.
Or did all the bloggers get invited BUT me?
I've been politically blogging longer than almost everybody
but I couldn't even get on Team Hillary's radar in 2008.
She was too busy kissing Kos's ass and he f-ing HATED her.
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Ryan: I'm a normal guy - I'm You
Tells Colorado "I drive a truck, just like you"
Link
Paul Ryan took the stage in Colrado Tuesday to promote Romney's energy proposals,
but he had another agenda.
Interlaced throughout his speech were subtle references to Ryan's common-man appeal.
Ryan discussed working at McDonald's, camping and fishing with his family, climbing Colorado's
mountains and that he recently taught his boys "how to cook a meal on the fire."
In short: I'm one of you.
"I'm you?"
Wait, isn't that what the Masturbating Witch said?
"I'm a masturbatiung witch, just like you."
But, it turns out Ryan was LYING.
Ryan caught hiding multi-millions
Romney uncovers his crimes, makes him 'fess up
Link
Paul Ryan amended two years' worth of congressional financial disclosure reports
to include up to $5 million that he tried to hide. He did this in June, after Romney's
team caught him. Members of Congress often amend their financial disclosure reports
as Ryan has and that there's nothing to suggest Ryan's omission wasn't inadvertent.
Romney's team disagrees with that.
As soon as they saw this $5M that Ryan was trying to hide, they made him confess.
Don't try to tell us this was "inadvertent." Clearly, he didn't want the facts known.
So, Ryan is "just like us" with an extra $5M hiding in his bank account.
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Subject: See Romney Run
See Romney run. Run Romney run.
He runs away from his record as governor.
He runs away from is record in business.
He runs away from his record at the Olympics.
He runs away from his Mexican heritage.
He runs away from his positions when he ran against Ted Kennedy.
He runs away from his tax returns.
He runs away from his running mate, Paul Ryan's budget.
He runs away from his offshore bank accounts.
He runs away from reporters at private fund raising events.
He runs away from his wife's Olympic dancing horse.
He runs away from the Tea Party.
He runs away from the George W. Bush.
He runs away from Sarah Palin.
He runs away from his Mormon religion.
And he's just too ashamed of himself to tell you anything about his
plan for America other than that he wants to cut his own taxes.
There really isn't anything about Romney that Romney isn't running away from.
If Romney is running away from Romney - shouldn't we be running away from Romney too?
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our most bad-ass car ever!
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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1956 Chevrolet Corvette
You will get a ton of correct ID's of that well-loved car.
Michael R. C
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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1956 Chevrolet Corvette
You will get a ton of correct ID's of that well-loved car.
Michael R. C
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God can
be so cruel...
It's been 112 all f-ing summer and then, finally,
we see this 100-mile wide mega-storm coming towards Tulsa.
It dribbled some "rain" for about 5 minutes, then nothing.
Thanks, God.
Kelsey Grammer: Hollywood Hates Me
Link
Did Kelsey Grammer's political leanings lead to his recent Emmy snub? He thinks so.
Grammer won a Golden Globe for his portrayal of mayor Tom Kane on "Boss,"
but he didn't even get a nomination at this year's Emmys. Grammer offered up a theory
for the oversight: "I am a declared, out-of-the-closet Republican in Hollywood."
I agree.
Republicans are mean-spirited assholes and who wants to reward them?
Republicans just don't get it.
It's not like they like Fords and we like Chevys.
It's not like they like to vacation in the mountains and we like the beach - no, it's not like that.
They want to make the rich richer and tell the poor to fuck off.
They still hate Black people and they definetly hate gays, so why would we like them?
You treated your Playmate wife like shit because Repungants hate women, too.
You're an asshole, Kelsey, and everybody knows it.
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Subject: Red state drought
I don’t have any empathy for all these Republican farmers in the Red states
that don’t believe in global warning because Rush Limbaugh say’s so.
You reap what your sow.
Luigi
Did you see, near St Louis, the Mississippi River has gone down so much that a
longer-than-a-football-field ship built in 1882 (and sunk in 1884) has just resurfaced.
Check it out.
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It's been 112 all f-ing summer and then, finally,
we see this 100-mile wide mega-storm coming towards Tulsa.
It dribbled some "rain" for about 5 minutes, then nothing.
Thanks, God.
Kelsey Grammer: Hollywood Hates Me
Link
Did Kelsey Grammer's political leanings lead to his recent Emmy snub? He thinks so.
Grammer won a Golden Globe for his portrayal of mayor Tom Kane on "Boss,"
but he didn't even get a nomination at this year's Emmys. Grammer offered up a theory
for the oversight: "I am a declared, out-of-the-closet Republican in Hollywood."
I agree.
Republicans are mean-spirited assholes and who wants to reward them?
Republicans just don't get it.
It's not like they like Fords and we like Chevys.
It's not like they like to vacation in the mountains and we like the beach - no, it's not like that.
They want to make the rich richer and tell the poor to fuck off.
They still hate Black people and they definetly hate gays, so why would we like them?
You treated your Playmate wife like shit because Repungants hate women, too.
You're an asshole, Kelsey, and everybody knows it.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Red state drought
I don’t have any empathy for all these Republican farmers in the Red states
that don’t believe in global warning because Rush Limbaugh say’s so.
You reap what your sow.
Luigi
Did you see, near St Louis, the Mississippi River has gone down so much that a
longer-than-a-football-field ship built in 1882 (and sunk in 1884) has just resurfaced.
Check it out.
Send e-mail to Bart
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Medical pot Mess n Montana
http://www.facebook.com/tom.daubert
"I might get 20 years in federal prison because 'the Feds'
have a problem with the legal pot laws in Montana."
Link
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Today's Hot Mystery
Celebrity photo
Link
Older guys might remember her...
Hell, she was on Mork & Mindy in the seventies.
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Mariah Carey,
Earl of Duke.
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Don't
Look DownLink
Older guys might remember her...
Hell, she was on Mork & Mindy in the seventies.
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Mariah Carey,
Earl of Duke.
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One of the craziest ever!
Today's Wildlife
Photo...
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Subject: Big news: Democratic convention
Bart, I've got some big news for you.
In less than a month, you could be sitting with Michelle Obama during President Obama's
acceptance speech at this year's convention -- and you can meet the President, too.
Patrick Gaspard
Executive Director
Democratic National Committee
P.S. -- Believe me, your odds are better than you may think. Enter today.
I figure my odds are between not-gonna-happen and don't-be-stupid.
But why didn't you invite bloggers to come and cover the convention?
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Subject: Big news: Democratic convention
Bart, I've got some big news for you.
In less than a month, you could be sitting with Michelle Obama during President Obama's
acceptance speech at this year's convention -- and you can meet the President, too.
Patrick Gaspard
Executive Director
Democratic National Committee
P.S. -- Believe me, your odds are better than you may think. Enter today.
I figure my odds are between not-gonna-happen and don't-be-stupid.
But why didn't you invite bloggers to come and cover the convention?
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Today's Mystery City
Link
Subject: last issue's mystery city Link
Hi Bart, the Pineapple Water Tower was in Honolulu from 1927 to 1993.
Mary
Redwood City
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery Link
That is Charles Guiteau, the assassin of 20th president James A. Garfield
Harold S
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Martha Stewart went to prison for doing exactly that...
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Hi Bart, the Pineapple Water Tower was in Honolulu from 1927 to 1993.
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Subject: last issue's history mystery Link
That is Charles Guiteau, the assassin of 20th president James A. Garfield
Harold S
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Martha Stewart went to prison for doing exactly that...
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Bart, here's a little to help out
Michael in Fenton, MO
Dude, thanks for that.
The Imo's Pizza in Fenton is one of the best!
We stop there every time we go to St Louis.
Everyone is broke, but you're still buying necessities, right?
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Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.
As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!"
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I have an amazing Trip to the Doctor for you next issue,
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