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"It wouldn't be my speech. That would undo everything I've done
in the last 30 years. I don't fully endorse him for president."
-- Ron Paul, declining to speak at NaziCon 2012 because they wanted to vet
his speech in advance to include warm and fuzzie crap about Willard
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The Comeback Skid
by Paul Krugman
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There will be two big stars at Nazi-Con 2012, and neither of them will be Mitt Romney.
One will, of course, be Paul Ryan, Mr. Romney's running mate. The other will be Chris Christie,
who will give the keynote address. And while the two men could hardly look or sound more different,
they are brothers under their lily-white skin.
How so? Both have carefully cultivated public images as tough, fiscally responsible guys
willing to make hard choices. And both public images are completely false.
I've written a lot lately deconstructing the Ryan myth, so let me turn today to Mr. Christie...
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GOP's biggest stars missing in Tampa
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Some of the biggest names in Repugnant politics will be missing from the stage during NaziCon 2012
and that’s no accident. The Romney bastards are aiming to focus squarely on Obama’s skin color and
the GOP future rather than on polarizing figures and controversies from the past.
The idea is to tell a BIG, FAT LIE and oretend the GOP is a competent, forward-looking party—and that
has translated into leaving out as many nutjobs as possible and still have enough people to put on a convention.
Banned for being themselves are Der Monkey Fuhrer, Satan, Bat-shit Bachmann and her fabulous not-gay husband,
Herman Cain, the serial sexual assaulter, Rick I-hate-America Perry and the insane Publicity Whore from Wassila.
Democrats will be missing some of their stars, as well.
John F Kennedy won't be there and neither will Bobby Kennedy.
Dr. Martin Luther King won't be there and neither will John Lennon.
They won't be there because they were all fucking murdered by Republicans.
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Quotes
"That whole Chick-fil-A thing was never abour Free Speech. If the KKK wants
to open a pizza parlor, that would be their right but we wouldn't eat there.
KKK pizza doesn't taste very good because it has no sauce - it's all white."
-- Hit-n-Run writer, director and star Dax Shepard Link
I saw Hit-n-Run and I liked it.
Of course, I'll like anything Kristen Bell is in.
She produced the $2M movie and it's made $6M since Wednesday.
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Astrocat sets the sky on fire
Science Guy: Repugs are Morons
He hates it when they deny science
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In a clip posted to YouTube, Bill Nye spoke out against the denial of evolution, saying such views
harm young people especially and hamper scientific progress.
In the clip, Nye praises the United States for its contribution to technological innovation,
but says that the denial of evolution is unique to the country.
"People still move to the United States. And that's largely because of the intellectual capital we have,
the general understanding of science," Nye said. "When you have a portion of the population that
doesn't believe in that, it holds everybody back, really.
"Evolution is the fundamental idea in all of life science, in all of biology. It's like trying to do geology
without believing in tectonic plates. You're just not going to get the right answer. Your whole world
is just going to be a mystery instead of an exciting place," he added.
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Subject: Jimmy Kimmel joke
“Six days after Paul Ryan was picked to be Mitt Romney’s running mate, a shirtless photo of him finally
turned up on TMZ. The photo of Ryan with his wife was taken six years ago while they were on vacation
in Oklahoma, which raises an interesting question: Who goes on vacation in Oklahoma?”
Thanks to NZ Pete
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Willard was driving when she Died
He wasn't tested for alcohol, either
Link
Mitt Romney had about six months left to serve as a Mormon missionary in France when tragedy struck.
He was driving mission leaders to Bordeaux in June, 1968, when a car driven by a drunk Catholic priest
who crossed into their lane and smashed head-on into them. The accident killed the Mormon mission
president’s wife, who had been seated in the front between her husband and Romney. She was 57.
When Anderson took hiw wife's body back to California for burial, Romney and another recruit
jointly managed the church’s France operation of about 200 missionaries for the next seven weeks.
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Subject: Irish President v Michael Graham
Hi Bart
Long time Irish reader, came across this audio piece in todays irish independant newspaper
Its an audio clip of our president ripping some right wing talk radio guy a new one in a debate.
The article has just gone viral over there in the usa.
Thought you might like it,
Finbarr
Finbarr, thanks for that.
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Marty
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new stuff every
day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
Sarah Palin Nude
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Subject: I agree with Rose (last issue)
Your page is my favorite and it keeps getting better.
I really like your Mystery photos.
I click on all of them, even the Sarah Palin nudes which are kind of lame
but I click on them because I can't contribute and I know you need the money.
Keep up the great work!
DH in Milwaukee
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Saw it on politify.com
Jay Leno forced to take Pay Cut
What's wrong at the Tonight Show?
Link
Could it be that Jay Leno is the least funny comedian in all of comedy?
Gosh - he's so damn funny!
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Subject: Volume 2926-Lurching Right....is AWESOME!
Bart,
This volume on your blog today is frikkin awesome and so right on!!
Loved every part of it. Will send money when I get work.
Thanks for swingin' the hammer!
Bluedeer
Bluedeer, thanks for that.
That was almost as good as a donation :)
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What is today's Mystery
Car?
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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart
That's an artist's conception of the 2013 CZ Corvette.
(Real photos not available til next year, maybe Detroit Auto Show?)
Roger K
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Link
Subject: Last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart
That's an artist's conception of the 2013 CZ Corvette.
(Real photos not available til next year, maybe Detroit Auto Show?)
Roger K
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ha ha
Hey Asshole, you're getting rolled!
Baker: No Cake for Gay Wedding
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The owner of a Colorado-based bakery that denied a wedding cake to an engaged gay couple
says he'd sooner shutter his business than "compromise" his beliefs.
Jack Phillips, the owner of Lakewood's Masterpiece Cakeshop, told CBS that he has no problem
with lesbian customers or staff members -- but nonetheless does not support gay marriage.
"If it came to that point, we would close down the bakery before we would compromise our beliefs,
so that may be what it comes to," Phillips said. "We'll see."
So, you hate gay people so much you won't take their money?
And you're really, really PROUD that you're a f-ing caveman?
Maybe we should ALL order an expensive wedding cake from this bastard ...and forget to pick it up.
He shouldn't have any trouble selling a cake with Willard and Ann on it - right?
And you'd rather go out of business than deal with queers?
I hope you get your wish.
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Quotes
"I have a question for Todd Akin. If a woman can't get pregnant from "legitimate" rape,
why are there so many light-skinned Blacks walking around Alabama?"
-- comedian W. Kamau Bell on FX's Totally Biased,
Quotes
"This is a traumatic thing — she’s, shall we say, she’s uptight. She is frightened, tight, and so on.
And sperm, if deposited in her vagina, are less likely to be able to fertilize. The tubes are spastic.”
-- Dr. John C. Willke, a general practitioner with obstetric training, former 2008 Romney team member
and a former president of the National Right to Life Committee Link
Quotes
"There are no words for this — it is just nuts,”
-- Dr. Michael Greene, a professor of obstetrics, gynecology
and reproductive biology at Harvard Medical School. Link
They say Todd Akin is down 30 points with Independent women in Missouri.
If Obama wins, and we keep the senate and also win back the House,
I believe I'll send racist, sexist, Bible-thumping moron Todd Akin a gift basket.
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Subject: Nazi-Con 2012
Bart,
Is it true that the 2012 Republican Convention is the first time in history that
the nomination of a presidential candidate was delayed by...an ACT OF GOD?
Russ
Russ, there was no diety involved.
Global warming is ruining Nazi-Con 2012.
Serves the bastards right.
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Hey Bart,
That looks like Alyssa Milano.
The blonde hair really suits her!
- Kai
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Hey Bart,
That looks like Alyssa Milano.
The blonde hair really suits her!
- Kai
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I can't show you the rest of this toon but I'll give you a hint.
The United States taxpayer is on the bottom of the Romney-Ryan manpile..
Gosh, it sure looks like they're having a great time...
Today's Wildlife
Photo...
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Subject: Tweety explodes at Reince Priebus Over 'Race Card'
'Awful,' 'Embarrassment,' 'Garbage'
Love him or not, he ripped this RNC jagoff a new asshole!
Not too crazy about Huffington but it's a good source of pics.
Robert S
Video Clip
I tape Hardball and watch it most days.
Tweety has turned from "We're all Neo-Cons now" into a decent human being.
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Link
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Subject: Tweety explodes at Reince Priebus Over 'Race Card'
'Awful,' 'Embarrassment,' 'Garbage'
Love him or not, he ripped this RNC jagoff a new asshole!
Not too crazy about Huffington but it's a good source of pics.
Robert S
Video Clip
I tape Hardball and watch it most days.
Tweety has turned from "We're all Neo-Cons now" into a decent human being.
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Today's Mystery City
Link
Subject: last issue's mystery city Link
Bart, that's beautiful San Francisco, photographed from the Marin Headlands
just next to the northern end of the Golden Gate Bridge. You can clearly see
the pyramid-shaped TransAmerica building on the left.
Cheers,
Jake
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery Link
Hi Bart,
The young lady is 20 yr. old Nancy D'Alesandro, or as we now know her, Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
Her father was Thomas D'Alesandro of Maryland who had been a delagate to the DemoCon 1960
which is probably how she got to have her picture taken wth JFK here at his inauguration ball.
Dennis in Conn
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Subject: last issue's mystery city Link
Bart, that's beautiful San Francisco, photographed from the Marin Headlands
just next to the northern end of the Golden Gate Bridge. You can clearly see
the pyramid-shaped TransAmerica building on the left.
Cheers,
Jake
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery Link
Hi Bart,
The young lady is 20 yr. old Nancy D'Alesandro, or as we now know her, Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
Her father was Thomas D'Alesandro of Maryland who had been a delagate to the DemoCon 1960
which is probably how she got to have her picture taken wth JFK here at his inauguration ball.
Dennis in Conn
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