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Thurs-Friday, August 30-31, 2012 Vol 2930 - Gluttony and avarice

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	GOP delegates 'feed the animals"
	Last night's Best Tweets
	Paul Ryan Pulls a Pigboy
	Aiken, Rich "Who's the racist?"
	How many lies did Ryan tell?
	Rude Pundit v Christ Christie
	Unemployed Emily Procter

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Quotes

"Condi Rice talked about growing up in the Jim Crow South,
and then she insisted that states' rights are a good thing..."
-- Rev Al Sharpton, after Sleezy's speech

Why do you think Sleazy got to sleep in Massa's house for eight years?

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GOP delegates 'feed the animals"
...by throwing nuts at a Black CNN camerawoman

Link

Two racists were ejected from Nazi-Con 2012 after they threw nuts at a black CNN
camera woman and said "this is how we feed animals," the network said Wednesday.

"CNN can confirm there was an incident directed at a Black employee inside Nazi-Con 2012 on Tuesday."

CNN worked with the Romney campaign to cover-up the details to help Mitt out.

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Last night's Best Tweets

I follow maybe 30 political people so last night was a trip!
Every 15 seconds, somebody made a great point about the live proceedings.
Here's some of the best Tweets.

During Condi's speech:

Imagine if at your old job you accidentally invaded the wrong country.
Would you ever expect to be taken seriously again?

ha ha

Biggest cheers so far is for inanimate object; Smith & Wesson 357 magnum.
Of course.

The most important thing Rice has ever done is mislead US into Iraq war.
She doesn't apologize, doesn't even mention it. 4,400+ US dead.

Don't forget that Rice also didn't listen to Dick Clarke before 9/11.

Welfare didn’t cost Americans 15 million jobs and trillions in savings.
Wall Street did.

During Ryan's speech:

Ryan voted for Bush tax cuts, Bush budgets, Iraq war & TARP.
He's as credible on debt as Dilinger on gun control.

"In America, everything is free but us" white people.

Ryan is giving the most cynical, hypocritical speech I have ever heard.
Romney DID find his soul mate.

Words and phrases not in Paul Ryan's speech: voucher,
Pell grants, forcible rape, college tax credit, tax shelters.

Remember: McCain picked Palin over Romney in 2008. THAT'S PATHETIC!

ha ha

Ryan claiming Zeppelin influence "Till the juice runs down my leg"

Paul Ryan - the only person in America who ever lost a parent.

Paul Ryan was born in Transylvania. He feasts on the blood of children.

Complaining about $5T debt - wasn't half of that tax cuts which they LOVE?

Ryan: You are entitled to the clearest possible choice (unless you are female)

For a guy who hates govt, why didn't Ryan ever get a real job on the outside?

Ryan is about as sincere as a Chinese redhead.

ha ha

Paul had the decency to let Mitt be the Top.

I wonder how many shots of vodka Ryan did to calm his nerves?

I love it when the people who want bigotry against gay couples
written into the Constitution accuse others of dividing people.

NBC’s @chucktodd has tweeted at least 13 times about Ryan’s speech.
No mention of countless lies. Media in nutshell.

If you're watching Nazi-Con 2012, you need to be following:

LOLGOP
alexwagner
jconason
davidcorndc
downwithtyranny
crooksandliars
bartcop
rudepundit
atrios
paulbegala
bobkinkaid

Most of these were from LOLGOP, with JConason coming in second.
Paul Begala got in some good shots, too.

If you don't want to follow a lot of people, go with LOLGOP, JConason and bartcop

I will be tweeting tonight during Romney's Hour of Failure.

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Quotes

"I know that if President Obama is elected in November, which I hope that he is,
that he will be able to come together with all of us and come up with a solution and I
believe he will secure our borders and therefore we can resolve all those other issues,"
-- racist Gov Jan Brewer (R-Dbag) accidentally endorsing Obama foir president Link

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Paul Ryan Pulls a Pigboy

Link

Years ago, the vulgar Pigboy blamed Bill Clinton for Ruby Ridge.

If you click on that link, you'll see Ruby Ridge happened in 1992.

Clinton took office in 1993 so how did the then-Governor of Arkansas
order the ATF to put a bullet in the head of Randy Weaver's wife?

Truth is - he didn't. Bush the Smarter was president when that order was given
but in today's faith-driven, science-is-bad GOP, facts no longer matter.

Last night, Ryan blamed Obama for a auto plant closing - in 2008.
Obama didn't take office until 2009, so how did he close that plant?

I have an idea for Obama:   (Why do I bother? They never listen.)
Take a poll and see what the Top Five Lies were last night.
Then, at Demo-Con 2012, go Jon Stewart on their ass with those clips.

Ryan on tape: "President Obama closed that GM plant Wisconsin."

Obama live: "Rep Ryan is ...incorrect about his facts. I was not president then."

Ryan on tape: "President Obama spent $5T on his stimulus plan."

Obama live: "I was going to spend $2.5T, but YOU insisted on more tax cuts."

Ryan on tape: "President Obama has a dismal record on creating jobs."

Obama live: "Compared to whom? I have a chart for you."

Obama live: "The brown shows the Republican job losses, the blue shows my job gains

Ryan on tape: "President Obama spends money like a drunken sailor!"

Obama live: "Compared to whom? I have a chart for you."


Obama live: "Clearly this shows Reagan spent 12% more, I spent less than George W. Bush."

Ryan on tape: "President Obama has run up the debt, strangling our grand-children!"

Obama live: "Your facts are in error. I have a chart for you."

Obama live: "Clearly, I spent less than everyone, even my good friend Bill Clinton,
                     so blow it out your ass you lying piece-of-shit and then go fuck yourself."

I think America would stand up and cheer this bold, new, aggressive Obama.

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Subject: frustrated with the talking heads that refuse to do their jobs

Bart,

Every channel covering Nazi-Con2012 except for the former MSNBC is pathetic.

I watched ABC world news after the local news the last couple days and it is sickening
to see diane sawyer and little george stufluphisass gigging while they circle jerk at the GOP.

Why can’t they at least appear unbiased?
BobbyLee

Judas Maximus is the worst.

He's so afraid a Repugnant will say "He's a Democrat,"
so he acts all FOX NEWS to prove them wrong.

"They call me Judas..."

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Astrocat

You won't believe the colors...

mikemalloy.com

Aiken, Rich play "Who's the racist?"
Aiken the Idol, not Akin the 'legit-rape' Rethug

Link

Country singer John Rich took American Idol alum Clay Aiken to task this week
for what he considered to be offensive statements on Aiken's Twitter account.

Aiken posted while watching Nazi-Con 2012: "Playing drinking game with my brother now.
We drink every time we see a black person on screen at the RNC convention."

Rich responded, "CLAY! You should be ashamed for racist comments like THAT! WOW.
How long till @clayaiken takes that idiotic post down. Clay, you're better than that...I hope."

Hey John, you're wrong this time.
Clay Aiken wasn't being racist - he ws pointing out how racist the GOP is.

You understand the nature of that drinking game, right?

His point was he's not going to get very drunk tonight
if he only drinks when he sees a Black person at Nazi-Con 2012.

If you, John Rich, have 1,000 close friends and 995 of them are white,
it's not racist for me to mention that you have very few Black friends.

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Quotes

"I'm not saying Mitt Romney's energy plan is a love letter
to big oil but it's written in the blood of climate scientists."
-- LOLGOP, in a tweet

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How many Lies did Ryan tell last night?
saw this link on Rude Pundit's blog

Link

■Accused President Obama’s health care law of funneling money away from Medicare “at the expense of the elderly.”
In fact, Medicare’s chief actuary says the law “substantially improves” the system’s finances, and Ryan himself has embraced the same savings.
■Accused Obama of doing “exactly nothing” about recommendations of a bipartisan deficit commission — which Ryan himself helped scuttle.
■Claimed the American people were “cut out” of stimulus spending. Actually, more than a quarter of all stimulus dollars went for tax relief for workers.
■Faulted Obama for failing to deliver a 2008 campaign promise to keep a Wisconsin plant open. It closed less than a month before Obama took office.
■Blamed Obama for the loss of a AAA credit rating for the U.S. Actually, Standard & Poor’s blamed the downgrade on the uncompromising stands
of both Republicans and Democrats.

But hey, do facts matter to a racist teabagger?

He "wants his country back."

Translation: No niggers in the White House

Sidebar: Are you familiar with the Rude Pundit?
He is a riot, especially if you like strong language

Observations on Christ Christie's speech

Link

Imagine you have a friend who a few years back heard that if you feed poodles money
they will shit out gold bricks. So your friend starts feeding his hard-earned cash to all the
pampered poodles he can find, and they gobble those bills down. But, surprise, surprise,
despite what he heard, the dogs end up shitting shit. Still, he clings to this bizarre, completely
disproven idea: poodles shit gold. Now, after some time, he's low on cash.

You tell your friend to stop putting out plates of money for the goddamned poodles.
No, your friend says. Instead, he must cut back on other things, like doctor visits and food
and more, just so he'll have the spare money to give the fucking dogs.

"One day, these little bitches are gonna pay off," he tells you, sounding completely crazy,
"and I'll be on easy street." But until then, he's just got hands that stink like dog shit.
And there's your lesson in Republican economics.

Does it get any better than that?

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Subject: Brooks nails Romney

Howdy Bart,

Click on this link for David Brooks column in today's paper.

He was either drunk when he wrote it or he's put his finger in the wind
and realized the GOP is doomed so he's cutting his losses. This article is
laugh out loud funny. Can't remember the last time a conservative was!

p.s. Now Juan Williams has called out Ann Romney for being a 'corporate wife'
and Chris Wallace hammered Christie's convention speech........old beltway insiders
have always changed sides with whoever is in power.........looks like its beginning already.

Hope Isaac spares you Bart!!
Sara in upstate New York

Sara, thanks for that.
After months of 100-115 degree weather, I'd almost welcome a little flooding.

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Subject: last issue's mystery city Link

Bart, is that Tampa's tribute to all the blockheads congregating there this week?
If it ain't, then it must be the Blockhead Building in Nice, France.
Sooz

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Today's History Mystery

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Subject: last issue's history mystery Link

Bart,
That is George Corley Wallace, the "Segregation Now, Segregation Forever"
stander-in-schoolhouse-doors Democratic Governor of Aladamnbama.

This would be before Republicans took over the vicious racist bigot
portfolio of American politics from Southern Democrats.
Cal in Vermont

Reagan loved saying, "The Dem Party left ME!" when the Dems got serious about civil rights.

They left Reagan and Wallace..

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