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Debate Wednesday, Oct 3, 2012 Vol 2948 - Roses and angel tears
Quotes “In debate, @mittromney should ask Obama why autobiography states "born in Kenya, raised in Indonesia." -- Trump the Moron Send e-mail to Bart Repugs love lying to themselves - and that's a serious fault. Repugs will tell you that Bush, McCain and Romney are every bit as smart as Obama, Bill and Hillary - but it's not true. Science-denying, Jesus-rode-to-church-on-Dinosaurs Troglodytes can't compete with our best - not even close. Your guys are f-ing morons and until you nominate a sane Republican, our streak will continue - forever. Go ahead - pretend Obama winning was some weird fluke of luck. That makes winning 2016 and 2020 easier for the smart people. The biggest difference - if we list the facts, we win. You have to get America to buy the lie to win. Good luck with that. Obama leads in swing states - why? Link Combined with his continued support among young people, minorities, and college-educated women, these advances among blue-collar women have been enough to propel Obama to the lead over Thurston in the most recent public surveys in all 11 states. A Republican strategist familiar with the Romney campaign’s thinking agreed that Obama’s improving position among these economically strained, often culturally conservative women has keyed his rise in most battleground states. “The sheer weight of their advertising, and the shows they targeted that advertising on, it is aimed at lower-income, white, working women,” the GOP strategist said. “They are being pounded with this stuff.” Hey, blow me - Romney has more money than Obama so we're all so sorry Thurston hasn't figured out how to spend it as wisely. Maybe that's another reason to vote Democrat: We've always had to work hard to make shit work where Thurston always just wrote a check. The powerful new Obama ad that airs the audio of Romney’s hidden-camera “47 percent” remarks, for instance, features three different images of working-class women, each of whom are shown without men present. The spectral opening image shows a vulnerable-looking woman surrounded by two children on a barren dirt road. The strong implication is that without the government support Romney is denouncing in the voiceover, the family might be bereft. Might be bereft? Those Democrats - always acting like they're entitled to food... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Let's take all their women? Bart, I like your idea but I don't think we can just TAKE Afghanistan's women. Isn't that genocide? I think it'd have to be voluntary. So if 3/4 of Afghan women want to come to the U.S. when or before the Taliban take over, I say free greencards for them :) :) :) Chris in Ohio Chris, yes, that was poorly written. I meant, we should treat them as battered women, that is, give them the means to escape their nose-cutting husbands. I just saw a story from Tunisia where a gang of cops raped a women, then they arrested her for indecency. If some Muslim women WANT to live that way, then we can't save them but we can offer the sane ones a ride into the future where there's no chance they'll be disfigured. Thanks to "God's love," these poor women were born in a 16th century cave. We can bring them 500 years into the future and protect them. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes “DrudgeExclusives - President Obama fathered two black children" -- LOLGOP “DrudgeExclusives - Obama stole a white man's health care plan!!!!" -- LOLGOP “DrudgeExclusives - Obama beat President Clinton's wife!" -- LOLGOP That Drudge - he gets the scoops. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Let's keep the "Greatness" stories rolling again. I know you have some stories you've yet to share... Send e-mail to Bart Mitt didn't build shit
Daddy and government helped built Bain Link Nothing makes the 1% angrier than any suggestion that anyone else helped them acquire their beautiful, beautiful cash. So I was a little surprised to find out from the New Yorker magazine that one of Bain Capital's very first deals was buying "a small airline that ran military shuttles between Tonopah, Nevada and Las Vegas." In the mid-1980s Tonopah, also known as Area 52, was home to the newly developed, top secret F-117A stealth fighter. Pilots and support personnel lived in Las Vegas and spent their working week in the desert. A $10m-a-year contract to shuttle them back and forth was the prize asset of a small charter company called Key Airlines, which became a formative deal for Bain Capital… So from the start, Bain Capital had support from the government. We all built that. Just don't ever mention that in public, or come around asking Mitt and his billionaire friends to kick in a little more so your aunt can pay for her breast cancer treatment or your 5-year-old can have a good kindergarten teacher. That would make them very angry, and you wouldn't like them when they're angry. Send e-mail to Bart Note: Thanks to the dozens who wrote to say Yale is in Connecticut and Cambridge is a million miles away in England. Bartcop.com regrets the error Send e-mail to Bart Who won Brown/Warren debate? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: How stupid can men be? Thanks to J. R. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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I Survived Aurora I thought it was firecrackers at first -- kids playing a prank on the opening night of Batman. Then I saw a smoke canister fly in front of the screen. A second later, the theater erupted in screams, and I felt a shotgun blast slam into my face and neck and arm. I survived the mass shooting in Aurora, Colorado. But 12 others didn’t. And as I lay recovering in my hospital bed, I watched a lot of elected officials offer condolences on the news. But condolences don’t stop bullets. That’s why I recorded a personal message for Obama and Romney. The time has come for action, and I’m asking them how they plan to prevent such horror from happening to anyone ever again. Stephen Barton I don't remember seeing anyone else tell the truth about this so I'll try. Bottom line, America is OK with the every-other-month mass shooting. Why? Because we (America, not me) like our guns. America bought 100M guns in the last decade - Aurora won't change that. If we were in the movie "Loopers," we could go back in time and change some gun laws, but we're not so that's not an option. Democrats who say, "We should throw away all the guns" solve nothing. I often wonder why they even bother to say something so unrealistic. We have no choice but to deal with the facts and the facts are, America loves guns and that's not going to change in our lifetimes. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes “I love it when RWers try to claim Obamacare is causing them high premiums, less service, esp. since it won't be implemented til 2014." -- @MiltShook Send e-mail to Bart Don't Look Down Link This is just ridiculous. Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Humor
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MSNBC's 'expert' political reporters I've been watching a lot more of MSNBC lately, mostly to escape Douche Blitzer but aren't we all embarrassed for them when to cut to Luke Russert for "expert analysys?" Russert was born in 1985 so, at best, his memories go alllllllll the way back to Clinton. Yes, his father was one of the most famous whores in the history of American journalism, but how does that qualify Luke to to be an expert at any goddamn thing? Obviously the NBC brass feels bad about Tim's early death, but what does that matter? Are there cute pictures of Luke playing under his whore daddy's desk, a la JFK Jr? Is that how he got his job? Not that I want to be on TV, but there's no way little Lukie knows half of what I do about politics. At least my memories go back to JFK, not the kid who shook JFK's hand back in the sixties. Like Romney, Luke was born on third base and his daddy happened to land a job with a weapons manufacturer's TV network - that makes Luke a political expert? I assume NBC's most treasured relic is Russert's chalk board from 2000? I have nothing against Luke - I'm sure his daddy didn't come to him and say, "Luke, I'm about to take some steps that'll make me wealthy, but I have to sell my soul to make it happen - what do you think?" No, that didn't happen, but it just shows life isn't fair. I wonder how many American soldiers died because Tim Russert helped Cheney put a happy face on their illegal, profit-driven war? There are the Bushes, the Romneys and the Russerts and then there are the Clintons and the Obamas who f-ing BUILT THAT THEMSELVES. As always, we can't mention Tim Russert without touching on his finest hour. Send e-mail to Bart Bishop Describes How The Church Invented Hell To Control People Some people still fall for it, all these years later Link Thanks to Carson, Director of the Monkey Collective. Send e-mail to Bart We're
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Jane Stillwater's Winners & losers in a war on Iran Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Michelle Beats Ann in Bake-Off
Link The results are in and the winner is...Obama. As in Michelle. She beat Ann Romney in Family Circle's 2012 Presidential Bake-Off. The sweet showdown pitted Michelle Obama's recipe for Mama Kaye's White and Dark Chocolate Chip cookies (with a decadent combination of butter and Crisco, plus two kinds of chips) against Ann Romney's M&M cookies. It was a narrow margin Obama's submission got 51.5 percent while Ann Romney's recipe received 48.5 percent. First, that sounds about right - Obama by three percent. Second, maybe Ann shouldn't have had their personal chef bake the cookies. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Jordan the Tech is super-polite and he's a computer expert! Watch Jordan work on your computer LIVE! Or, you could call Best Buy and have them send out a kid who knows half as much for twice the price and the creep will get up all inside your computer, who needs that? Why aren't Republicans arrested for voter fraud? Did Obama tell the DOJ to "look forward?" Today's Mystery
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that’s a Maybach Edition 125. Maybach is Daimler-Bentz’s brand for those who don’t consider a Mercedes fancy enough. It’s an old German make they took over. Maybach was an important supplier for the Nazi war machine. Cheers, Olof in Finland PS Loved your solution to the Afghanistan dilemma, send all their women to the US! Send e-mail to Bart What is This? Link Subject: Last issue's What is this? Link Bart, That is the 10-meter wide South Pole Radio Telescope, which is located at the National Science Foundation's Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station in Antarctica and funded by NSF's Office of Polar Programs. It just discovered a cluster of galaxies in August that's causing astronomers to rethink how galactic clusters form in the first place. Pretty cool stuff. Big Boy Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Your last issue? Just got notice of the latest issue and on facebook it said "Is this the last one?" Is that the last one for the week or ever? I really look forward to reading you and would be greatl disappointed if it was the last one ever. Hope all is well and You stay healthy Geoff in Fayetteville Geoff, thanks for that. Did last issue seem a little rushed? I was having chest pains as I finished it. I have this iraational fear that I'm going to die with a page almost complete and there's nobody left to upload that killer, last-ever issue. I'm glad I made it. I'm having my worst health week since 2004's Friday the 13th. Flu-like symptoms, fever, chills, couldn't keep any food down. Went to the doctor, gave them blood and chest x-rays. I told him, "Don't give me your garden variety anti-biotics, I need something strong because I'm very drug-resistant." He ignored me. Doctors are so arrogant - they don't even take the time to listen. He gave me the usual Z-Pak or whatever that's called, then things got worse. The vomiting of blood, higher fever, chills, the nightsweats. It got so bad I couldn't keep a tablespoon of water down. Tuesday morning I woke up with chest pains, finished the page, drove to the doctor's office where they gave me an EKG. and the stronger anti-biotics I asked for in the first goddamn place. I didn't have a heart attack - good news - and they have me set-up Friday for a "Stress echo," whatever that is. If this disease is going to beat me it'll have to sneak up on me. If it fights me face-to-face I'll wrestle it to the ground and bend it over and make it moo like it's name was Romney, Should know more Friday. Send e-mail to Bart The GOP's War on women, the poor and non-whites We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? Support bartcop.com the way the racists supported Chick-fil-A You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, looks like that could be a young Kirstie Alley before she had a chance to look like the Hindenburg, and then deflate temporarily. Sooz Who remembers that Kirstie was in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan? Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City
Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Bart: last issue's Mystery City is Vegas, baby! You’re looking to the north over NY/NY with Rio and the Monte Carlo in the background (will be there in a couple of weeks…woo hoo!) Richard C Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart, that is sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov. With those sideburns, who else could it be? Geoff Bart, that's prolific author Isaac Asimov whose books and articles I've been reading for over 60 years now. Tom B Bart, that is the redoubtable science fiction write and futurist Isaac Asimov. Cal in VT History Mystery is American author and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, Isaac Asimov. John from Charlotte The History Mystery: Isaac Asimov Bruce Bart, Finally someone I recognize! That is Isaac Asimov (who, of course, named his autobiography I, Asimov). Judging by the hairline and color, and length of sideburns, I'd put this photo somewhere in the early 80s (around 10 years before he died), near the time he won the Hugo award for Foundation's Edge. Russ the Pillar Isaac Asimov, PhD in biochemistry, author and polymath. Hawker Hurricane Bart; That is Issac Asimov noted author of SF, Science, Mystery among other varied subjects. Charles F Bart, that's science fiction writer Isaac Asimov. Paul H Bart, that's Isaac Asimov. Those sideburns are a trip! Glenn in Minnesota Bart, that's the great Isaac Asimov, truly a prophet among writers. Paul in Leon Bart, your History Mystery is Isaac Asimov! I hardly ever get these, but this one I know. Mike N Bart, Looks a lot like Iasaac Asimov, author of 100's of books and originator of the laws of robotics. Tony/Sharrie Bart, That is the author of the Foundation Trilogy & I, Robot, Isaac Asimov. Andy from Takoma Park Bart, that's Isaac Asimov, author of over 200 books. Clint S. Bart- The man with the magnificent 'chops is Isaac Asimov, who wrote I, Robot (among tons of other science fiction), and should not be blamed for what Will Smith did to his story. For anyone who likes a good dystopian screed, read "Nightfall." Scott Peterson (no, not that one) Bart, that is the late great Isaac Asimov. Most prolific science fiction writer of all time. Phillip R. Bart, that's Isaac Asimov Sci fi writer (the best) + many non fiction books + scientist Physics and more Met him at a lecture at Cal Tech in Pasadena My personal hero Paul in Carlsbad Ca Bart, that’s Isaac Asimov Rob In Cleveland OH Bart, that's the prolific author, scientist and proud atheist Isaac Asimov. David B Easy one, Bart. Isaac Asimov!! Best Regards, David in Dayton That's prolific sci-fi and science author, Isaac Asimov. Joe D Bart! that is the great Isaac Asimov - my favorite author of all time. BOY could he write. No author EVER has penned more books - over 400! My wife met him back in the '80s and (surprise!) he was a barrel of laughs. He died way too young. We miss him. George in Monroe, CT Bart, that's Isaac Asimov. Mark with no last name Bart: That dude is Isaac Asimov, noted science fiction writer, and sideburn carrier. Doug J 60 Seconds, safe for work Subject: donations Bart, don't send anything - just keep the page up as long as you can. I'm waiting for thr tape to come out with Romney saying he doesn't know what the fuss is about. "It's not like I said it was the niggers..." Lee in Monroe, NC Lee, thanks for that. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com is my best bet to staying on the InnerNets. ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Gift Cards and the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Oscar winner Natalie Portman Check out over 700 sexy and tasteful photos of Natalie Portman More in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.
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