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Do or Die Tuesday, Oct 16, 2012 Vol 2955 - Baby scorpion
The Hottest Halloween costumes 2012 Ideas Quotes "Relations with the U.S. Embassy in La Paz have become awful – like a turd." -- Evo Morales, Bolivia's first indigenous president, marking the 520th anniversary of Christopher Columbus' arrival in the New World with a jab at the United States. Link Send e-mail to Bart \ Thanks to Women, Romney Leads By 4 Points in Swing States Link Romney leads Obama by four percentage points among likely voters in the nation’s top battlegrounds, a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll finds, and he has growing enthusiasm among women to thank. As the presidential campaign heads into its final weeks, the survey of voters in 12 crucial swing states finds female voters much more engaged in the election and increasingly concerned about the deficit and debt issues that favor Romney. The Republican nominee now ties the president among women who are likely voters, 48%-48%, while he leads by 12 points among men. Send e-mail to Bart Profits off Cancer Victims Romney and Bain found a way Link In early 2012, reports circulated detailing some of the profit-centered entitlement raids that occurred at Bain Capital under Romney. The Mesothelioma Cancer Alliance became intrigued when asbestos industry defendants appeared on a list of these types of corporate liquidations and commissioned a three-month investigation of the company’s handling of GS Industries through journalist, Gary Cohn. What we uncovered is the true human tragedy of collateral damage stemming from this profit model. We found a community affected by decades of toxic exposure, gasping for breath while picking up the pieces among an uncertain future. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: driven to prayer Mitt Romney has turned me from a very devout atheist into a person who goes around all day saying things like: Dear God in Heaven, please don't let this man be elected either legally or illegally. Lord above, protect us from Mitt and Paul. Jesus please un-rig all the Lie Bold Vote-a-matic machines that automatically cast 2 Repub votes for every 1 Dem vote. Mary, Mother of God, please perform a miracle on Nov. 6, and elect Obama. All the Saints in Heaven please work together to cast out these two demons (or it is lemons?) from our political system. Amen, and we do beseech you to make sure that all registered Americans are actually allowed to vote contrary to the wishes of Satan, err, Rove. It is becoming more obvious that the "tightening" of the polls is just to back up the electronic rigging. Can't have too much of a discrepancy, can we. But at least they don't have to put up with Dan Rather pointing out missing boxes of ballots. Martha in Georgia Send e-mail to Bart But he was lying. All those things he said - he had never said them before. If that was your first look at Romney, sure, maybe he seemed reasonable but that's not who he is. I thought women could tell when a man was lying to therm. Don't Look Down Link Send e-mail to Bart 5 Questions for Mitt Link Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Hillary: 'I Take Responsibility' Seems like a no-brainer - she's Sec of State Link Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issued a mea culpa Tuesday (That's not true) for the 9-11 attack in Libya, which claimed the lives of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three others. "I take responsibility," Clinton told CNN. Clinton insisted Obama and Biden are not involved in security decisions, Clinton said. I want to avoid some kind of political gotcha," she added, noting that it is close to the election. First, she didn't apologize for the Libya attack because she didn't cause it tyo happen. It happened on her watch, but I assume that's a funding issue and who controls that? The GOP's stated goal is to "shrink government until it's small enough to drown in a bathtub." They shrink government by denying needed funds to critical programs because the super-rich are sick and tired of paying half their share of taxes. Send e-mail to Bart Romney cancels 'The View' appearance He's afraid Whoopi might not kiss his ring Link Romney has apparently decided that the women of "The View" are too sharp-tongued for his taste. He canceled his appearance with his wife on "The View," which was scheduled for Thursday. Mittens sent his wife to face the lions, alone, while Dog-on-Roof stayed safety tucked away. Thurston's scuttled appearance on the show was originally announced by the show's Nazi, Elisabeth Hasselbitch, last month on the heels of a leak from a fundraising appearance during which Romney called the show "high-risk" and its female hosts "sharp-tongued." Awww, poor baby! Is you afraid the Negro women might be mean to you? If you can't handle a grandmother like Whoppi Goldberg,what are you going to do when some cheap-ass dictator like Ahmahandjob barks some demands at you? You gonna send Ann to Paris to negotiate with him? Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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always has good stuff. Bill Clinton Breaks Down Mitt's Tax 'Illusion' Video Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Mitt: Clueless on Foreign Policy? Bart, you printed: "How did we end up with a situation in which one of our two choices in November is a man who seems to know, or care, so little about the world?" Didn't we have the same problem in 2000 and 2004? Steve Good point - that's why this election is so scary. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's a 1962 Chrysler Ghia L6.4 Only 26 of these were made. Engine & drivetrain from Chrysler and coachwork by Ghia in Italy and with fitted luggage. Expensive for their time at $13,500 they were a star's car - Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Lucille Ball. Steve in Waterville Bart, that's Dean Martin's 1962 Chrysler-Ghia L6.4, customized by George Barris. David P Send e-mail to Bart Reminder:
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the donation money comes from them, not you. Quotes "In the debate, Ryan said he was against urinating on Taliban corpses. Does that mean the GOP will lose their base in Mississippi & Alabama?" -- @downwithtyranny Send e-mail to Bart Subject: early Halloween scare Here's one for you - Dick Cheney says he completely worships the ground that Paul Ryan walks on - now if that doesn't scare the heck out of you - nothing will. Diane Send e-mail to Bart Bubba and the Boss go Buckeye This has to be by Brent Budowsky Link It will be the greatest show on earth, and just might win the state of Ohio and a second term for President Obama. On Thursday the staggeringly popular former president, who is known as the Comeback Kid, will appear in Ohio to talk about the great American economic comeback, alongside Bruce Springsteen, who can talk about the great surge of Made in the USA jobs that have come back because President Obama saved the American auto industry that did so much for Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin and many other states. The Clinton-Springsteen ticket, in support of the Obama-Biden ticket, will live one of those magic moments that make American politics, at its best, so great. If you live within a thousand miles of Ohio, don't miss it, and if you live in Ohio, I am jealous that this moment will be at a place near you! Bill Clinton is the Babe Ruth of American politics, the natural, and the only former president so fondly remembered by a big majority of voters as having led America to the last great surge of economic prosperity in modern American history. What? Is this the same Clinton-hating Brent Budowsky from 2008? I guess four years is a really long time in politics. Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Know your Supermodels Link Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link Bart, that's Tom Brady's wife, Giselle Bundchen. And if those legs aren't photoshopped ill eat my shorts. I hate New England almost as much as the Cowgirls. Mike in Royal Palm Beach Bart, That’s supermodel, Gisele Bündchen, Tom Brady’s wife. Mike in Shoreline, WA (still gloating over Seahawks over Patriots). Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, that's Jane Russell - MJA Is that Jane Russell posing for the Outlaw movie? - OldJoe That's Jane Russell, from the Movie "Outlaw" in a BRA designed by Howard Hughes to show her "assets" to best advantage. -- Jim Bart,, that’s Jessica Alba doing a Jane Russell pose. -- Andy from Takoma Park You are correct, Sir! Send e-mail to Bart The GOP's War on women, the poor and non-whites We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? Support bartcop.com the way the racists supported Chick-fil-A You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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