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Tuesday, Oct 30, 2012 Vol 2963 - All the colors came out

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Obama's Army of Election lawyers
	Making Allen West Human
	Why You should Listen to Bart
	Medicaid is on the Ballot
	Yoko didn't break Beatles up
	Obama Mention Draws Boos
	5 movies coming - Kristen Bell

Time is running out - Overnight RUSH!!

The Hottest Halloween costumes 2012 Ideas

Quotes

"If the Republicans steal this election, I am going to track down Mitt Romney
and give him the world’s biggest cock-punch… Right in the nutsack...”
-- 75 year old Dorothi, not a big fan of vulture capitalists., Link

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Obama's Army of Election lawyers
are being dispatched all over the country

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Obama's reelection campaign, openly concerned that Republicans will try to block
Democratic voters, is offering legal help to voters who see problems.

The president today said that the campaign has enlisted an army of lawyers to clear hurdles away
for his supporters, saying, "If people have problems voting, we can solve those problems.
We've got lawyers all across the country."

Urging supporters to vote early, he said that voters should contact his campaign if they are prevented
from voting. "If you vote early and you see that problem, we've got time to fix it," he said.

Democrats are worried that Repugnants will block minorities and the poor at the polls.

Two thoughts:

It's nice to see Obama acting like he ain't no bandleader.

Bring your camera when you vote. If some Republi-thugs try to stop you,
record it, upload it to Youtube and then send the link to everyone you know.

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Making Allen West Human
It's not easy for an Inhofe-class douche

"You can call me 'El Douche!' "

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His nutjob rants worked great with Teabaggers, then he switched to a new district
that includes Martin and St. Lucie counties and part of Palm Beach.

The task ro make West human is daunting for West’s campaign managers because he
has said so many phenomenally offensive and factually indefensible things. Every time
the man opens his mouth, there’s a moment of high drama.

Please, Al, just stick to the script. We’re begging you.

Back in July, West likened Social Security disability benefits to “a form of modern, 21st-century slavery.”

The recurring migraine for West’s handlers is that his words don’t require any twisting. They just spill out
of his head that way, usually in front of a television camera, allowing them to be painfully replayed over and over.

It’s been a goldmine for West’s young Democratic opponent, Patrick Murphy, whose most effective
campaign ads are a running montage of West’s indelible soundbites.

A favorite is a 2011 speech where he declared that those who support Planned Parenthood
“have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness.”

What in the world was West babbling about? Are there mandatory spay clinics for guys?

Before that first debate meltdown, we had a chance to get rid of West, Bachmann, Todd Akin, Scott Brown
and keep the senate and maybe even grab the House, but now we have a hurricane-fuelled crap shoot.

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Subject: Romney would eliminate FEMA

The people on the east coast are lucky that Obama is president because under a
Romney administration there would be no federal help for disasters. Romney and
the Republicans would eliminate the Federal Emergency Management Agency leaving
the states to fend for themselves in case of a disaster.

That way he can give the rich more tax cuts.
We all know what happened to New Orleans under Bush.

When a natural disaster comes (or even an unnatural disaster)
everyone looks to the Democrats to save the day.
Marc Perkel

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Why You should Listen to Bart
National polls don't mean dick and everyone knows it

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One would think that Gallup, Rasmussen, etc., would be familiar with the basics of the
American electoral system. Why they all insist on continuing to waste precious ink on
national polls, then, is completely mystifying.

Gallup's latest poll of registered voters reports that Romney and Obama are tied nationally.
These figures are based on a national sample, so they theoretically include voters from Ohio,
Florida and Virginia. They also include voters from Wyoming, California, Alabama, Delaware
and 40 other states that could not possibly be any less relevant to the outcome on Nov. 6.

At this stage in the election, the election rests with fewer than a half-dozen states. The continuing
snapshots of national polls are useful for pollsters and academics, who are interested in things like
expected vote share or the probability of victory in the national popular vote. Most stakeholders
care only about the Electoral College, and a national poll is not very useful at this point.

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Medicaid is on the Ballot
Is it worth keeping?

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There's a lot we don't know about what Romney would do if he won.
He refuses to say which tax loopholes he would close to make up for
$5 trillion in tax cuts; his economic "plan" is an empty shell.

But if he wins, Medicaid will face savage cuts.
Estimates suggest that a Romney victory would deny health insurance
to about 45 million people who would have coverage if he lost, with
two-thirds of that difference due to the assault on Medicaid.

So this election is, to an important degree, really about Medicaid.
And this, in turn, means that you need to know something more about the program.

R and R want to kill Medicare and Social Se3curity.

Recent polls say old people perfer R and R to Obama.

Question: Are old people stupid?

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Yoko didn't break Beatles up
After 40 years, Paul finally let's her off the hook

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Paul McCartney says Yoko Ono did not break up the Beatles, reinforcing the position that John Lennon
often took in the years before his death in 1980, which was 32 loooooong years ago.

“She certainly didn’t break the group up, the group was breaking up,” McCartney said.

“I don’t think you can blame her for anything,” McCartney said.
“When Yoko came along, part of her attraction was her avant-garde side, her view of things, so she
showed him another way to be, which was very attractive to him. So it was time for John to leave,
he was definitely going to leave” with or without Ono in the picture.

Paul McCartney is a really nice guy. He only put Yoko thru forty two years of torture
and universal scorn and condemnation for something he now says she never did.

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Subject: Vegas says Dems can Chill

What does Vegas know that we don't? These are the current odds.

Obama........Bet 300 to win 100 (1-3)

Willard...........................Bet 300 to win 660 (11-5)

If the race was as close as the press says it is,
shouldn't it be even money on each candidate?
ron

That's great news and it makes me feel a lot better.

Vegas didn't build one billion dollar property after another
because Uncle Lou got "lucky" on a few "hunches."

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Subject: Lance Armstrong

Howdy Bart,

Like many I was enthralled by Lance's seven Tour victories and cheered him on,
though we speculated that had to juice, and probably had the best juice at that.

The animosity felt for him by five time champ and race organizer Bernard Hinault
was palpable every time Lance climbed the podium. I for one am disappointed,
but not surprised at his fall from grace and wanted to send you this link by Diana Nyad.

What is more troubling to me is the money spent by a US agency going after an athlete
vs. the Wall Streeters skating clean on real crimes. But that's one man's opinion.
I hope you'll read this link.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/diana-nyad/lance-armstrong-doping-fall-from-grace_b_2018824.html

Cheers,
Rafa in Taos

Rafa, not sure what I was supposed to get from that.

Unlike the writer, I never drank any of Lance's Kool Aid.
I couldn't care less who won some stupid bicycle tournament.
Cycling is a short-pants sport, like f-ing soccer.

For me this is all about "Where's the Beef?"

Everybody admits that everybody knows Lance was on the junk - FOR SURE
but the best professional drug-testers in the world consistently testified that he was clean.

So, the experts can't be trusted to run these tests fairly and accurately?

Tell me, between Lance and the USADA, who has less credibility?

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Subject: Facebook

Hi Bart!

Once in a while I read Bartcop and I'll read or see something that I wish I could post to Facebook,
like the story about Obamacare and small business. Is there a way to post to Facebook?
Jesse

Jesse, I'm sure the old-fashioned way would work, but I assume you meant with one click?

We are working on a plan to drag my Internet skills into 2002.
Maybe Santa will surprise me around Christmas time.

Or, Santa may be waiting on a check from me :)
I guess I'd better check into that.

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Today's Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Last issue's Mystery Car remains unidentified.

Maybe I should stick to Chevy's and Fords?

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Madonna's 'O' Mention Draws Boos
I smell a rat - our whore media hates Madonna

Link

Madonna drew boos and triggered a walkout by several concertgoers
after she touted Obama on her "MDNA Tour" in New Orleans.

Funny how that's flat-out stated as a fact.

I wonder how many people booed - 25 out of 20,000?
I wonder how many people walked out - 30 out of 20,000?

Who pays good money to see Madonna in concert and then
storms out in a fit of rage when she acts like Madonna?

She asked during Saturday's performance: "Who's registered to vote?"
She added: "I don't care who you vote for as long as you vote for Obama."

Drawing boos, Madonna followed: "Seriously, I don't care who you vote for
... Do not take this privilege for granted. Go vote."

So the whore media thought it was very important for you to know that
Obama is so hated "even by the queerest gays there are" so don't vote for him.
(She has a large gay following...)

The first byline I saw for this story was from FOX news.

Figures.

Seeking independent confirmation, I went to Youtube and searched.
"Madonna booed in New Orleans."

The first video came up - it showed an empty stage
WITH THE LIGHTS ON and a few people were booing.

Looked to me like a satisfied crowd wanted more encores.

Of course you boo when the lights come on - that's a compliment.

Madonna is on that same list as Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Kim Kardashian etc.

These women must be fucked with and mocked and belittled.
ANY perceived imperfection generates worldwide sniggering headlines.

They say Lance Armstrong's fall from grace is only bested by Nixon's yet
you'll see thousands more Paris/Britney/Madonna jokes than Lance Armstrong jokes

It's pure sexism and I think women should speak out about it more often.

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Subject: How Sandy Affects the Election

Prediction: the Rethugs will look for some part of FEMAs response
that doesn't measure up, and make a big f*cking deal out of it.

Party Before Country, the REAL GOP motto.

OTOH, if FEMA comes through this looking good, it's bonus points for Obama.
Steve

This is a strange time in politics.
The campaigns spent two billion dollars to get this far - and they're about even.

The storm and the weather in general could decide this election.

Which side can best spin this storm to their advantage?

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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link

Bart, that sure looks like Stephanie (best butt in the biz) Seymour!
Sandman

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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Hi - Bart, that's Istanbul, not Constantinople . . .
One of the greatest cities in the world, safe, cosmopolitan, great food and drink,
shopping, beautiful boat rides on the Bosporus (inexpensive & efficient - gov't run
- imagine that, makes the ferries accessible to all) and the history is fascinating!

That's the Blue Mosque on the left and the Hagia Sofia Museum on the left.
The Sophia was a Christian place for 1000 years and a Mosque for 500.
Now a public museum with Christian & Muslim art & artifacts displayed side by side.

Loving the hammering . . . Thanks!!
J Kirk

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart, that is Albert Eistein catching some rays, and smoking a bowl.
vance

Bart,
That is a 53-year-old Albert Einstein catching some rays in Germany (1932).
About six months later, while on "vacation" in the US, he would state that he would
never return to Germany because he felt the new Nazi government was unsafe for Jews.
Russ

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