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Thurs-Friday, Nov 1-2, 2012 Vol 2965 - Jersey Hellscape

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	3 Ways Sandy Screws Romney
	Romney Pretends he has a Heart
	Tight Senate Races Everywhere
	Wisconsin race Close and Bitter
	Christie throws Mitt under Bus
	Dinesh D'Sousa gets Fired
	Supermodel Adriana Karembeu

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"Romney's other strategy - remembering when he wasn't such a Total Dickhole..."
-- The Rude Pundit, Link

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3 Ways Sandy Screws Romney

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1. Romney has ceded the spotlight to Obama.
Obama held the edge - going on TV to call for people to evacuate
and pull together. Such is the advantage of incumbency...

2. This screws Romney' in Virginia and New Hampshire.
He's unable to campaign in those states in the final days.

3. The storm derailed Romney's bid for Wisconsin
Romney apparently decided to stop politicking with flooding, power outages,
and even deaths on the horizon, leaving Obama in command in Wisconsin.

Hey, as long as Romney loses, I don't care how he gets screwed.

For grins, it might be fun to see Romney win the popular vote
but that would just make the armed cavemen violent, so maybe not...

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Romney Pretends he has a Heart
Now he loves FEMA, wants to help victims

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There's nothing like a natural disaster to test the depth of politicians' preference for small government.

After Sandy hit, Romney loves the government agency in charge of coordinating disaster relief.
Only last year, Romney wanted FEMA dismantled but now, surprise, he's changed his mind.

Asked by dishrag John King whether FEMA should die, Romney said: "We cannot afford to do those
things without jeopardizing the future for our kids. It is simply immoral, in my view, for us to continue
to rack up larger and larger debts and pass them on to our kids."

Now, a week before Election Day, after of a massive disaster, Romney's campaign is reassuring voters
that his administration wouldn't leave disaster victims in the lurch.

I never thought I'd say this, but Romney might be worse than Der Monkey Fuhrer.
At least Bush didn't change his mind about what he stood for every five minutes.

We still have no f-ing idea what's going to happen next Tuesday
but I can't believe America wants to turn the clock back 50 years.

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Subject: Protect your Vote

I want to encourage everyone to vote early where ever possible.
There are a lot of people out there this year that are trying to cheat you out of your vote.

The best way to protect your right to vote is to vote early.
That way you don't have to stand in line where there might not be enough working
voting machines, or people who would disrupt the election or challenge your right to vote.

Also, by voting early you will be one less person standing in line on election day so
that it's easier for everyone else to vote who weren't as smart as to to vote early.

Voting is not only a right but a responsibility and when
you don't vote other people decide your future for you.
Voting is the core of what being American is about.
Marc Perkel

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Tight Senate Race In Indiana
Can women trust Richard Mourdock (R-Rape)?

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Tight Senate Race In Nevada
Can Senator Dean Heller (R-Ridin' Dirty) Win?

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Tight Senate Race In Missouri
Can women trust Todd 'Legitimate-Rape' Akin?

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Tight Senate Race In Massachusetts
Brown and Warren in "statistical dead heat"

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Tight Senate Race In Montana
Race between Tester & Rehberg "too close to call"

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This political season has been is like a Tarantino movie.

Anything could happen from here - it's all up in the air.

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Tight Senate Race In Wisconsin
Thompson/Baldwin Race is Close, Bitter

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The contentious Senate race for between gasbag Tommy Thompson and Democratic Rep. Tammy Baldwin
is growing even more intense in its final days, reflecting the closeness of the contest and its importance.

Control of the Senate could be at stake in the Thompson-Baldwin race, and Romney and Obama need
Wisconsin's 10 Electoral College votes to accumulate the 270 needed to secure the presidency. In 2008,
Obama beat McCain by 14 points but his support has greatly eroded since then.ecall

So what's the plan for election night?

Are we buying champagne or splitting a hundred lot of Abilify?

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Christie throws Mitt under Bus
He knows which way the wind is blowing

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Christie's effusiveness is hurting Romney: Team Romney must feel like Christie is throwing Mittens
under the bus, says John Cassidy at The New Yorker. It's understandable that Christie would be more
concerned about his constituents than politics in a moment like this, but he has "heaped praise on Obama's
handling of the storm" for three straight days. Romney's flaks must be "apoplectic," and wondering,
"Isn't this guy ever going to shut up?" "Romney has a Christie problem and a FEMA problem."

Christie is governor in a blue state Obama will win easily. You have to wonder whether Christie is
"working a political angle here." Perhaps "he's prioritizing his 2013 election over Romney's campaign."

As long as Thurston gets thrown under someone's damn bus,
I don't care who does it or what their motives were.

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Subject: Christie's real motives?

Look. I'm not a fan of Chris Christie. I think he was a corrupt U.S. attorney and I think he is a
bully who has a destructive ideology and agenda. But he's Jersey. He's Jersey, one hundred percent.
And he isn't cozying up to the president because he has some secret agenda. He wants help for his
state and he's getting help, and he's appropriately grateful.

When he says that he doesn't give a crap about the election, he's saying that because after seeing
the destruction at Long Beach Island and spots further south, he can't focus on anything else.
There are other concerns, like massive power outages in Newark and Jersey City, flooding in
Hoboken and other areas near the Hackensack River, and wind damage in various areas.

But it's the Katrina-like destruction at the shore that is driving the governor's behavior.
A way of life is threatened.

Remember the grief the Right and FOX and Rush gave Roberts for upholding Obamacare?
They're doing a repeat on Christie right now. He FUCKED them in the week before the election ha ha
...and the only reason that holds water is Christie needs help for his now-Katrina-ed state of New Jersey.
-- Excerpt from the Booman (Jersey) Tribune Thanks to Beatnik Bob

If Obama wins, they'll blame Christie.
"We had it won, then you went and made peace with the nigger Kenyan."

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Sandusky moved to Death Row

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Jerry Sandusky on Wednesday was sent to serve his sentence at an institution in Pennsylvania
that includes most of the state's death row inmates. He will not have a cellmate and will be
subject to heightened supervision and an escort when not in his cell. He will get an hour of
individual exercise five days a week and three showers a week.

He will eat meals in his cell. Prison services such as counseling, religion and medications
will also occur in his cell. All visits will be non-contact, meaning no touching is allowed.

So, the animal will be kept in an iron cage, with no human contact, until he dies.

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Silver to Scarborough: Wanna Bet?

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Political polling guru Nate Silver just offered to bet MSNBC's Joe Scarborough $1,000 that
Obama will win re-election. Scarborough, you may recall, criticized Silver's math earlier this week,
saying that "Anybody that thinks that this race is anything but a tossup right now is such an ideologue
... they're jokes."

He was specifically talking about Silver's FiveThirtyEight website,
which shows Romney with just a 1-in-4 chance of becoming president.

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Today's Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that's a 1960 Corvette, the greatest sports car ever built.
Look at the curves to her rump.
Paul

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Dinesh D'Sousa gets Fired
Sex scandal brings down whoremonger

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While attending a conference last month, the president of the King’s College was spotted in
the company of a woman other than his wife. At a typical institution of higher learning,
a sighting like that might not have turned into a major controversy.

But the King’s College is not a typical institution of higher learning. It is a tiny Christian college
based in a downtown Manhattan office building, whose mission statement articulates a
“commitment to the truths of Christianity and a biblical worldview.”

Its president was Dinesh D’Souza, better known as the lying whore behind the caustic documentary
“2016: Obama’s America.” And the ensuing scandal has cost him his I'm-a-good-Christian job.

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Nobody recognized France's last First Lady, Mrs. Sarkozy?

I would've thought my European readers would've recognized her.

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Bart, that is Seoul, South Korea.
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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart, that's Bobby Kennedy, then a U.S. senator from New York,
lighting up during a hearing on hunger in Mississippi on July 20, 1967.
That was an era when Democrats actually kicked ass.
RCB in Wyoming

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