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Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Quotes "Most people don't even realize that the bad guys in that Red Dawn reboot are supposed to be Grover Norquist." -- LOLGOP Send e-mail to Bart He thinks he did a great job for Mitt Link When Romney imploded in September and the blame game began, lots of blame got dumped on top strategist Stuart Stevens. Not surprisingly, Stevens has penned a defense and it’s delusional, divisive and unbelievably stupid. In his Washington Post Op-Ed, Stevens seems to argue that Romney practically won, because he won a majority of voters who make more than $50,000 a year. “That means he carried the majority of middle-class voters,” Stevens claims. What a skewed, self-serving way of dividing up the world. First of all, most Americans make less than $50,000; they’re not some tiny fringe group. Also, most people who make up to $50,000 consider themselves middle-class. They’ll enjoy Stevens consigning them to the pool of low-income Obama dependents. And the notion that voters who aren’t middle-class don’t matter is disturbing, but no surprise coming from the guy who backed Mr. 47 Percent. Maybe Ryan will get this Stevens guy to run his campaign in 2016. Send e-mail to Bart Did 'Anonymous' Stop Rove Theft? Group says Rove, GOP crooks got hacked Thanks to Chris for the link Link On Election Night, viewers watched in shock as Karl Rove refused to accept the call, confirmed by Fox News analysts, that Ohio had gone to Obama. A release claiming to be from hacker collective Anonymous alleges there was more behind Rove’s freak-out than first met the eye. The group says that it foiled Rove’s attempt to steal the election in Florida, Virginia and Ohio by using the GOP’s ORCA system. Two weeks prior to Election Night, a typical Anonymous video was released warning Rove against rigging the election. “We want you to know that we are watching you, waiting for you to make this mistake of thinking you can rig this election to your favor,” Anonymous’ ubiquitous Guy Fawkes character warned. Then, following Obama’s win and Rove’s very public outburst, a group calling themselves “The Protectors,” believed to be comprised of Anonymous hackers, sent a letter to election transparency non-profit, Velvet Revolution, claiming to have thwarted attempts by GOP strategists to flip votes and rig the election in three swing states. The Protectors claim that they installed a password protected firewall to block attempts to digitally rig votes: WOW! This might be a big story - if America had a free press. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: fiscal cliff could be opportunity for Republican to expand base The President and the Democrats clearly won the tax the rich election and the Republicans lost defending the top 1% even with them pouring billions of untraceable money into the election. Republicans could be smart and take this opportunity to embrace the ideas of helping the poor, middle class, and the rest of the 99% of America and get rid of their reputation of being crazy and sold out to Wall Street. If Republicans, for example, were to embrace reality and start acting like reasonable people they could cut into the Democratic base and do better in future elections. I encourage them to do so. I'd rather vote for the party that accomplishes the most rather than the party that scares me the least. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Link I'll bet nobody out there ever drove one of these... Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link For the 1988 model year (to 1993) Lee Iacocca cynically decided to once again recycle the (obsolete from the start) 1981 K car chassis in order to hoodwink the public into believing that the steaming pile of crap, called a Dynasty, was a legitimate contender against the Taurus, the Camry, and the Accord. This was a continuation of the "Customer is my enemy" philosophy of Chrysler management. Here is a true story that is totally representative of the service that a Die-Nasty would provide it's hapless owner. A coworker received a low mile used one as a gift from his father in law. Believing that he was the recipient of a favor, instead of the victim of a cruel practical joke, Mike proudly drove it up from Dallas and faithfully poured a fortune into that constantly broken down P.O.S. until his Wife refused to drive it or even ride in it. The fact that the Die-Nasty was gratefully replaced by a horrible new 2003 Chevy Cavalier should tell you something of the quality the Die-Nasty. mechadacef Send e-mail to Bart Gifts
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Herbert Herbert Hospitalized Has God had enough? Link Send e-mail to Bart Pat Robertson Goes Crazy? How can we tell? He's making sense! Link Republicans throwing Grover Norquist overboard? We love that, but something more profound is shaking the philosophical foundations of the GOP. I'm talking about a tumult of Biblical proportions... Remember Marco Rubio responded when asked if he knew how old the Earth was? "I'm not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible says..." Pat Robertson has explicitly derided the belief that the Earth is only 6,000 years old as false. "Look, I know that people will probably try to lynch me when I say this, but Bishop Ussher wasn't inspired by the Lord when he said that it all took 6,000 years. It just didn't. You go back in time, you've got radiocarbon dating. You got all these things and you've got the carcasses of dinosaurs frozen in time out in the Dakotas." Look at the religious nut telling people to knock off the crazy talk. Pat Robertson says we should listen to science. Pat Robertson says the Bible isn't meant to be taken literally. How old am I? Gay marriage, legal pot states, right-wingers getting handed their asses... Will I live long enough to see legal online poker? Pat Robertson: "Legalize Pot" If only our president was as enlightened at Pat Robertson Link “I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol,” (as opposed to that fancy gaseous alcohol that some people use) Robertson said in an interview. “I’ve never used marijuana and I don’t intend to, but it’s just one of those things that I think: this war on drugs just hasn’t succeeded.” Robertson has now apparently fully embraced the idea of legalizing marijuana, arguing that it is a way to bring down soaring rates of incarceration and reduce the social and financial costs. If Robertson comes out for legal online poker he's got my vote. Send e-mail to Bart Health Update Link Send e-mail to Bart Know your Supermodels Link Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link Hey, Bart: Love the Supermodel pix. Reminds me a bit of your Mystery City page--beautiful pictures of places I will NEVER visit. Don in Vancouver, WA PS--We don't know how the pot law will be set up yet--stay tuned. If/when CO and WA go pot-legal, won't Nevada have to follow? Will Vegas let alllllll those tourists spend their money in other states? Send e-mail to Bart Keep me posted on WA and CO We still have frequent flyer miles AND Mrs. Bart flies free until the end of the year so we'd like to visit Colorado or Washington state if they open their stores to the public. I also read that the Colorado law applies to everyone currently in the state. You don't have to have a Colorado ID to enjoy God's Flowers, which will no doubt cause a flood of tourism - don't you think? Send e-mail to Bart if you have any news Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, last issue's Mystery Celebritiy is Leslie Uggams. She appeared in her own television variety show, The Leslie Uggams Show in 1969. This was the first network variety show to feature an African-American host since the mid-1950s Nat "King" Cole Show. candy Send e-mail to Bart Subject: RE; hey from bart - thanks Look, there were times you kept me sane and from feeling alone in this state that used to be Red. Those sorry SOBs will never rest. So we NEED people like you out on the 'net. The graphics alone are great! C'mon people pony up a little something for this man, this site. I don't always agree with him but I sure like his style! Sel in Jax Subject: Donation to Bartcop in their name for the holidays All you free readers: you are probably out there right buying junk nobody wants, from China, and doing it for people you don't really like. How about telling them you made a donation to Bartcop in their name??!! Think about twice the satisfaction you'll get from supporting the guy with great commentary and great graphics, AND pissing off your Rethuglican family members at the same time. Plus, this is a quality American product. I did it and you should too! Sel in Jax Sel, that was a very nice donation - thanks. Subject: Bart, I have an offer for you Yo Bart, LETS DO THIS: I will match anyones donation up to $250 in the next 10 days. You have done a great job inspiring all of us out here in the informed electorate. I tell everyone of my friends about your site. BTW, good idea of the Amazon tie in. Keep hammering and hang in there, you are an inspiration to the majority of the sane folks out here on the internet. Long time fan Fundraiser to Keep Bartcop.com Going It's been a while since we had a fund-raiser. Subscribers are way off, donations are way down, but we still have a lot of readers. Back in the old days, when people had jobs, we raised $6,000 once. (It kills me to see other Lefty sites appeal for money: "We need $30,000 by Friday - can you help?") Bartcop.com is worth saving, right? Times are tough, and I realize people can't contribute like they used to but I'd already be gone if it wasn't for Mrs. Bart kicking in her paycheck. Even the purchases on Amazon.com are down - waaaay down. Hopefiully that'll pick up some as Christmas gets closer so I think Amazon is my best chance of staying on the web - at least that's a temporary fix. PLEASE remember to use the Amazon link when you shop online. I can make it till the end of the year, and since Amazon pays two months late, I can see me staying alive until late February, but I can't make it thru next year on what's been coming in lately. If you can think of a way to save Bartcop.com Send an e-mail to Bart If you think bartcop.com is worth saving, please try to kick in a few dollars. I will make you this promise: I won't disappear suddenly. We might end up doing a "Last 90 days of Bartcop" - that'd be sad. The GOP's War on women FAILED We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? Support bartcop.com the way the racists supported Chick-fil-A You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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