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Thurs-Friday, Dec 20-21, 2012 Vol 2989 - High Tidings
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You should visit the Freeway Blogger.
He has put up 1,000 signs this year.
Also, check his How to Make Signs
Then make a sign, hang it and I'll post the picture.
Quotes
"A gas that makes u believe too many ppl & causes some to attack others,
was forced on us by those who want our guns..."
-- Teabagger Tweet by @donbeeman Link
Almost half of America is religiously insane.
I used to think racism was America's biggest problem,
but then I realized religious insanity causes much more damage.
Send e-mail to Bart
Right-wing has all kinds of people to blame
Link
New York Times bestselling handjob Joel Rosenberg tied Jon Stewart to the CT shootings,
because Stewart is part of “the cultural war against Jesus and Christmas” that helps “drive
God out of our society, our of our schools and courts.”
Rosenberg cites the War on Christmas, and how “We are, in many respects, in a moral
and spiritual freefall in our country, and we are paying a terrible price.”
Rosenberg, who has previously linked Hurricane Sandy to abortion rights, is an evangelical.
Says Rosenberg: The demons of violence are on the loose in America. But why?”
The answer is as painful as it is simple: the further we turn away from God in our nation
— the further we drive Him out of our society, our of our schools and courts, the worse
things are getting.
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Feminism caused the Shooting
The Right is sticking to that theory
Link
The dogged wish of many on the right to make the tragic Sandy Hook shooting about anything
but guns means that it has to be about other things — ideally, things they already do not like.
Things like feminism, abortion or anything else that contributes to the oppression of white men.
And when it came to the last point, solipsism was not limited to the right.
Here, a guide to the lowlights.
Blame Obamacare and abortion.
Blame our feminized culture.
Blame sexual frustration and/or bring up made-up black rapists.
Blame women and people of color for not being nice enough to white men as they’re robbed of privilege.
In other words, ladies and marginalized people: Can’t you be a little nicer in this apparently zero-sum
game of rights grabbing? Or else this otherwise shining young man will shoot a bunch of children.
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Someone bought an Yamaha DGX640W Digital Piano (Walnut)
for $799 so Amazon donated $32.00 to the Treehouse!
I think everyone should have a digital piano.
Thanks for using this link
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I hope things pick up
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"Keep and Bear," Not
"Buy and Sell":
by The Rude Pundit
Link
In 1989, now-deceased conservative megahero and Amish bearded fucksack Judge Robert Bork said,
"I'm not an expert on the Second Amendment, but its intent was to guarantee the right of states to
form militia, not for individuals to bear arms." In the same lecture, he added that "assault weapons
could be banned under the Constitution," and that other restrictions on guns were constitutional.
In 1991, he went at the gun rights' lobby: "[T]he National Rifle Association is always arguing that
the Second Amendment determines the right to bear arms. But I think it really is people's right to
bear arms in a militia. The NRA thinks that it protects their right to have Teflon-coated bullets.
But that's not the original understanding."
"The Second Amendment was designed to allow states to defend themselves against a possibly
tyrannical national government. Now that the federal government has stealth bombers and nuclear
weapons, it is hard to imagine what people would need to keep in the garage to serve that purpose."
Damn, that's the first time I've seen Bork make any sense.
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by The Rude Pundit
Link
In 1989, now-deceased conservative megahero and Amish bearded fucksack Judge Robert Bork said,
"I'm not an expert on the Second Amendment, but its intent was to guarantee the right of states to
form militia, not for individuals to bear arms." In the same lecture, he added that "assault weapons
could be banned under the Constitution," and that other restrictions on guns were constitutional.
In 1991, he went at the gun rights' lobby: "[T]he National Rifle Association is always arguing that
the Second Amendment determines the right to bear arms. But I think it really is people's right to
bear arms in a militia. The NRA thinks that it protects their right to have Teflon-coated bullets.
But that's not the original understanding."
"The Second Amendment was designed to allow states to defend themselves against a possibly
tyrannical national government. Now that the federal government has stealth bombers and nuclear
weapons, it is hard to imagine what people would need to keep in the garage to serve that purpose."
Damn, that's the first time I've seen Bork make any sense.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Ban all guns now
Bart -- Lessenberry is correct, it's far more likely (40-1 according to the FBI )
that some night when you're whacked on weed and tequila you'll blow your brains out
in a depression-filled funk instead of saving the world from some criminal.
I may have an IQ of 64 but I don't play with my guns when I'm drunk and high.
The time to start taking the guns out of peoples hands is now,
We simply cannot be trusted,
Regards
Stew
There is a mythical Perfect World where genies go back inside their bottles
buit we don't live there. We live in the real world, where guns are here to stay.
Subject: If everyone had a gun...
Bart, you wrote:
“The problem is, if "everyone" has a gun, what kind of country is that?”
Israel? They seem to avoid shooting each other at least.
Bill F
Good point, which begs the question:
Why do Americans shoot each other for no reason
when other countries with guns don't?
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Women
Caused the Shooting
If only we could get rid of them...
Link
A writer for the National Review hypothesized that the shootings in Newtown, Conn.,
would not have occurred if the school had more men around.
Insane handjob Charlotte Allen wrote: There was not a single adult male on the school premises
when the shooting occurred. The teachers, the principal, the assistant principal, the school psychologist,
the “reading specialist” — were female. There didn’t even seem to be a male janitor to heave his bucket
at Adam Lanza’s knees. Women and small children are sitting ducks for mass-murderers.
Some of the teachers managed to save all or some of their charges by rushing them into closets or bathrooms.
But in general, a feminized setting is a setting in which helpless passivity is the norm. Male aggression can be
a good thing, as in protecting the weak — but it has been forced out of the culture of elementary schools and
the education schools that train their personnel. Think of what Sandy Hook might have been like if a couple
of male teachers who had played high-school football, or even some of the huskier 12-year-old boys, had
converged on Lanza.
Crazy Charlotte seems to be saying if some men had been there, they've could've
walked thru those assault-rifle bullets and punched the shooter out and saved the day.
But those pearl-clutching, swooning-from-the-vapors vagies are damn-near worthless.
This is why I say Democrats should always win every election by 30-40 points.
Their side has to make up the most ridiculous shit to try to make their points valid.
All we have to do is tell the truth - but Democrats often prefer muteness.
Send e-mail to Bart
If only we could get rid of them...
Link
A writer for the National Review hypothesized that the shootings in Newtown, Conn.,
would not have occurred if the school had more men around.
Insane handjob Charlotte Allen wrote: There was not a single adult male on the school premises
when the shooting occurred. The teachers, the principal, the assistant principal, the school psychologist,
the “reading specialist” — were female. There didn’t even seem to be a male janitor to heave his bucket
at Adam Lanza’s knees. Women and small children are sitting ducks for mass-murderers.
Some of the teachers managed to save all or some of their charges by rushing them into closets or bathrooms.
But in general, a feminized setting is a setting in which helpless passivity is the norm. Male aggression can be
a good thing, as in protecting the weak — but it has been forced out of the culture of elementary schools and
the education schools that train their personnel. Think of what Sandy Hook might have been like if a couple
of male teachers who had played high-school football, or even some of the huskier 12-year-old boys, had
converged on Lanza.
Crazy Charlotte seems to be saying if some men had been there, they've could've
walked thru those assault-rifle bullets and punched the shooter out and saved the day.
But those pearl-clutching, swooning-from-the-vapors vagies are damn-near worthless.
This is why I say Democrats should always win every election by 30-40 points.
Their side has to make up the most ridiculous shit to try to make their points valid.
All we have to do is tell the truth - but Democrats often prefer muteness.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: your art auction
Bart, I think you should start the bids with a minimum.
I think starting with a minimum bid of $50 each would be reasonable
otherwise someone could bid $1.00 and come away with a piece of art
that would cost more to send to them than what they paid for it.
It would be nice if you got enough of a donation to make a difference.
Steve
Steve, I think that's a good idea.
We will start the bidding at $50.
Subject: fund-raising idea
Bart, there are prob a lot of artists that visit your site….
How about if we each donate one pc of work for you to auction off?
A photo print……or a sketch…. could be a good way to raise some $$$$$$$$ for the site.
I wish I could send cash but biz is slow and I have 3 kids to put food on. ha ha
Mario the Photographer
Mario, that's a good idea.
The artists would get some exposure, too.
Click Here to see Auction Number One.
So far, we have a $30 bid on the Bart Simpson photo.
Send a bid for art to Bart
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The Dark Side of Gun Cults
by Gene Lyons
Link
“One of the worst days in the history of our country,” my friend Dan Kennedy
wrote on Facebook. “The worst day since 9/11.”
Twenty first-graders. Do his motives even matter?
The guns that ended Nancy Lanza’s life in her own bed indeed belonged to her.
Living alone with a troubled teenaged son she kept at home because the stresses of
school were more than he could handle, she adopted the least sensible hobby imaginable.
She became a gun collector and avid target shooter, and she took her son along.
Something of a mathematical whiz with a loner’s passion for computers and videogames,
he probably took to the mechanical precision of expensive, semi-automatic weapons.
The same kind of false bravado that has persuaded Bushmaster Firearms to advertise its
.223 caliber AR-15 rifle with a stark black and white photo of the weapon propped on an
oversized ammunition magazine and the slogan: “Consider your man card reissued.”
Seriously now, how pathetic is that?
Prove your manhood by plunking down $1,200-1,500 for a deadly toy.
Was this Nancy Lanza’s hope for her cowardly son? We’ll never know.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: my son goes to Sandy Hook
Link
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Today's Mystery
Car
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1988 Buick Reatta.
The Buick Reatta was the first car Buick advertised as a two-seater since the
1940 Buick model 46. It was a handmade luxury sports coupe produced at the
Lansing Craft Centre in Lansing, Michigan and sold by the Buick division of
American automaker General Motors from early 1988 to 1991.
DanInAlabama
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1988 Buick Reatta.
The Buick Reatta was the first car Buick advertised as a two-seater since the
1940 Buick model 46. It was a handmade luxury sports coupe produced at the
Lansing Craft Centre in Lansing, Michigan and sold by the Buick division of
American automaker General Motors from early 1988 to 1991.
DanInAlabama
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Know Your Classics New Feature! Link
Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Bart, that's the first line of Crime and Punishmnent by Fyodor Dostoevsky
b c
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Know your Supermodels
Link
Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link
Even with the hint, nobody got Israeli supermodel
and Sports Illustrated cover girl - Bar Rafaeli.
Maybe my readers aren't all that into sports?
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I
wonder - will Obama negotiate the new gun laws with
the same skills he's using to "negotiate" this fiscal cliff?
the same skills he's using to "negotiate" this fiscal cliff?
Today's Wildlife Photo
Link
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Hey Bart, thats the legendary songwriter Warren Zevon. RIP Warren,
76080
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Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Hey Bart, thats the legendary songwriter Warren Zevon. RIP Warren,
76080
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Subject: how to end your fund-raiser
Bart, I will match the donations you get (LAST DAY) up to $1,000.
If you raise $400, that's what I'll send - I'll trust you - but either way
the fund-raiser would end in a week - do we have deal?
(pillar, withheld)
I agree - maybe that way we can go out with a bang.
Last day of the 2012 fund-raiser will be Friday, Dec 21th.
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Today's spectacular Mystery City
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, I'll guess Oklahoma City.
Mark with no last name
Isn't that the most gorgeous skyline you've ever seen?
Between the scenery and the weather, it's no wonder
new home construction in Tulsa is just $87 a foot.
What do you get for $850,000?
In Knoxville, you get this 4,000 sq ft home...
In Tarzana, CA, you get this 1200 sq ft cottage....
In Tulsa, you get this 8500 sq ft mansion with a gunite pool and heated marble floors.
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What is today's History Mystery?
Link
Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Hi Bart!
That is a very dapper George Clooney doing his best Clark Gable impression.
Mary in Seattle
In a recently released photo that quickly went viral, the leader of the free world
stands in the White House, pretending to be nabbed by a pint-sized Spider-Man.
Subject: donation
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Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.
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