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Thurs-Friday, Jan 3-4, 2013 Vol 2993 - Bunk nook
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"I don't remember the NRA saying that black teenagers
should all be armed after Trayvon Martin was murdered."
-- Chris B, via Drew M
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Boner denies aid to Sandy victims
Link
Enraged over Congress' failure to approve disaster relief for Sandy victims, Chris Christie
unloaded Wednesday on Da Boner and Republican snarling dogs for putting "palace intrigue"
ahead of their official responsibilities.
Washington politicians "will say whatever they have to say to get through the day," Christie said,
adding that, as a governor, he had "actual responsibilities" -- "unlike people in Congress."
Christie, a potential 2016 Hillary victim, reserved his most blistering words for the Da Boner.
He described Boehner, variously, as selfish, duplicitous and gutless for reversing course at the
last minute on Tuesday night and refusing to allow a vote on a $60-billion aid package before
the current Congress adjourned.
"My party was responsible for this," Christie said, charging that Boehner
was "trying to prove something. I hope he accomplished it."
That vote is now scheduled for Jan 15th so those without adequate
housing and heat can just suck it until Boner decides to help them.
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FOX News is Still Crazy
They owe Hillary an abject apology
by Joe Conason
Link
To most Americans, Hillary’s sudden hospitalization is an occasion for compassion, concern,
and urgent wishes for her full recovery. But for her perennially obsessed adversaries on the far right,
her illness is a moment of deep embarrassment – or ought to be.
Until Sunday, when Clinton entered the Hospital for treatment of a blood clot caused by a concussion,
her most irresponsible critics were suggesting that she might be faking the injury. The supposed reason
for such a diplomatic illness, according to (that fuck) John Bolton, was so that Clinton could avoid testifying
about the Benghazi attack.
Now it is worth reviewing the false suspicions that Bolton, other Fox News (bastards), the New York Post,
and assorted reactionary bloggers tried to arouse about her. The anti-Clinton mania of the 90s – which infected
mainstream media as well as right-wing propagandists – remains latent but highly contagious among certain
Republicans. And it remains just as reliant upon misinformation and deception now as it did back then.
If *I* ran the DNC there would be a price to pay for their social crimes, but the Democrats
are more interested in "getting along" and "being fair" so punishment is not even considered.
All in all, it's probably a good thing that Ol' Bart is not in charge of the DNC,
but I hate to see our Demo-peaceniks always turn the other cheek and then say,
"Thank you, Sire. May I have another?" when the snarling dogs bite someone.
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If there was a Hell, I'd agree with that.
Women who vote for men who would force a woman
to bear her rapist's baby can go to Hell - period.
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Perhaps his best shot ever?
Subject: getting serious about guns
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Subject: Dallas Cowboys - America's team?
So what happens when Texas secedes?
Will the Cowboys still be America's Team?
Also, the last time I looked at a map, the only place Texas was East of was California,
Arizona, and New Mexico. Move them bums to the NFC West where they belong,
with their natural rivals the 49'ers.
Stop using Texas textbooks.
*Disclaimer NY Giants fan (1967-present)
Andre
Subject: Dallas Cowboys - America's team?
Hi Bart,
Tell your reader Thad that this is one of the reasons the Cowboys are no longer “America’s team.”
That and the fact that the Packers are the only team in the league that is community-owned,
not owned by a corporation or a super-rich capitalist pig like Jerry Jones.
Oh and btw, who will America watch again in the playoffs again this year, the Cowboys or the Packers?
It doesn’t take a poll to figure that one out – just ask Thurston about polls. ha ha
Greg in cheeseland
Subject: Dallas Cowboys - America's team?
America's team is the one that plays in the nation's Capitol,
Wiseguy
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Today's Don't Look Down Photo
Link
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Subject: Let's fight about Zeppelin
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If Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno (Nevada) just to watch him die,
why did he do time in Folsom Prison in Cully-fornia?
What's the Gun Policy in Heaven?
by John Breneman
Link
So I guess that whole Mayan calendar end of the world thing kind of fell flat.
Too bad, because I've always been quite curious about the Great Beyond.
I picture a place where everyone would "do unto others" against a backdrop of
brilliant blue skies and fluffy white clouds, with sweet triple rainbows every Wednesday.
There would be no pollution. And the atmosphere composed of nearly pure oxygen
would nourish our brains, allowing nearly everyone to believe in science and facts.
The whole place would not be run by rich people on the take from even richer people.
The economic system wouldn't be rigged. And everybody would have decent health care,
even though they wouldn't need it because — cancer? What's that?
The politicians would be reasonable, and they would compromise for the greater good.
People would always be aware of their surroundings, instead of spending half the time
staring into their phones and wiggling their thumbs.
Send e-mail to Bart
Old Dead Man’s New Year’s Suckin’ Eve
Link
My wife, noting that Dick Clark’s name was still in the title of the show, asked rhetorically,
“So when Ryan Seacrest finally dies, are they gonna call this Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest’s
New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Seacrest’s Replacement?”
Yeah, probably.
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Subject: Kathy Griffin
Wow, Bart, I usually agree with you on everything,
but I thought that incident was really out of place.
If I was Anderson Cooper, who looked REALLY uncomfortable,
I would never work with her again. I liked her but will never look
at her the same. Really inappropriate, but maybe I’m a prude.
Deb
You're not a prude.
Yes, she went too far but CNN hired her to be outrageous and she delivered.
I liked it, but I don't have any kids in the house.
Maybe next year Anderson Cooper will be paired with Rich Little.
Subject: Romo cologne
Have you heard about the new scent, Romo Cologne?
You use it, the other guy scores!
Pentimental
Subject: Romo joke
Bart, how do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?
Mark Sanchez
John the Alchemist
We shouldn't be joking about Tony Romo - did you hear what happened?
Police were called to his home Tuesday night. Apparently he was despondent
about his performance against the Redskins and he put a gun to his own head.
Luckily, he dropped it.
Reminder:
We ARE accepting bids on Steve's fine art
and the opening bid doesn't have to be $200.
Subject: fund-raising with art
Bart -- I have attached a couple of photos for you:
A
black and white and a colored drawing -- pick one or use both if you
wish.
People
tend to be more attracted to color but I prefer my black and
whites.
I sell my
drawings for $200 to give you
an idea of the value I place on them.
Hope this idea
brings in some cash for you...
Steve in Nevada City, CA See more of Stephen's art HERE
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The Juggler is 9x12 and Beautiful Day is 11x11.5.
So, what would you bid for this original art?
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Cowboys fans burn Romo's jersey
Link with video NSFW - they are ANGRY
Cowboys fans blow up Romo jersey
Link
Dad teaches son how to Burn Romo jersey
Link
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Today's Mystery Car
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, I know that car, it’s a 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge Ram-Air III Coupe
Steve in New Castle
Link with video NSFW - they are ANGRY
Cowboys fans blow up Romo jersey
Link
Dad teaches son how to Burn Romo jersey
Link
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Today's Mystery Car
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, I know that car, it’s a 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge Ram-Air III Coupe
Steve in New Castle
Know Your Classics
Link
Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Nobody got yesterday's Classic line?
It's from Moby Dick by Herman Melville.
Just kidding... everybody got that one.
Send e-mail to Bart
Questioning Hillary’s concussion...
by Melinda Henneberger at the Washington Hates-Hillary Post
Link
Head injuries are no joke, but the backlash against those who initially questioned whether Hillary’s
concussion was for real seems like an overreaction, too; you don’t have to be hateful to have wondered
if she really had the flu and fell down right before she was supposed to testify about the security situation
at our consulate that was really just a house in Benghazi.
We know now that Clinton did not pull a Ferris Bueller to avoid testifying about the Benghazi attack.
But if she had, would we really have thought so much less of her for it?
Already, reports that describe Clinton’s condition as potentially life-threatening, though apparently
caught in time, sound a lot more serious than the word from her doctors. Would we really be shocked
to learn down the road that reports during her hospitalization had put a positive spin on her condition?
I have no idea what this idiot is trying to say.
She claims to be a Hillary fan but then she calls her every name but "white woman."
She seems to be saying the Clintons invented spin and nobody else has ever used it.
When Reagan got shot, we heard all the stories about him telling jokes
that kept the nurses laughing - was that Hillary's deception, too?
by Melinda Henneberger at the Washington Hates-Hillary Post
Link
Head injuries are no joke, but the backlash against those who initially questioned whether Hillary’s
concussion was for real seems like an overreaction, too; you don’t have to be hateful to have wondered
if she really had the flu and fell down right before she was supposed to testify about the security situation
at our consulate that was really just a house in Benghazi.
We know now that Clinton did not pull a Ferris Bueller to avoid testifying about the Benghazi attack.
But if she had, would we really have thought so much less of her for it?
Already, reports that describe Clinton’s condition as potentially life-threatening, though apparently
caught in time, sound a lot more serious than the word from her doctors. Would we really be shocked
to learn down the road that reports during her hospitalization had put a positive spin on her condition?
I have no idea what this idiot is trying to say.
She claims to be a Hillary fan but then she calls her every name but "white woman."
She seems to be saying the Clintons invented spin and nobody else has ever used it.
When Reagan got shot, we heard all the stories about him telling jokes
that kept the nurses laughing - was that Hillary's deception, too?
Send e-mail to Bart
Know your Supermodels
Link
Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link
Bart that is it's Marilyn Monroe. Looking super-sexy here, as always.
Leo in Maryland
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I have $50 that says the Democrat will win the White House in 2016.
Who wants to bet on the women-hating, racist Teabagging Republicans?
Quotes
"I missed intimacy. I think that's a really important part of a marriage,
to be intimate with your partner. We didn't really have that. I love cuddling.
We didn't even do that. He was too busy watching FOX News."
-- Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife, Camille Grammer
Really, Kelsey?
You'd rather watch FOX News than get intimiate with your Playboy model wife?
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Subject: Bart the mind reader
Hey Bart,
Fascinating that you know what was in the mind of every aspiring musician.
> When a kid starts singing in a band, he wants to be Plant, not Jagger.
> When a kid gets his first guitar, he wants to be Page, not Jeff Beck.
> When a kid gets his first set of drums, he wants to be Bonham, not Keith Moon.
Are there certain dates when this happened or does this cover all of time?
Pretty sure my Son wanted to be the next Bob Dylan what do I know?
Enlighten your faithful readers with more of your mind reading skills,
I’m on the edge of my seat here.
Doug in Sandy Creek
I'm no mind reader but I've been around for a while and I do have eyes and ears.
Are you claiming you've actually heard a young person say,
"Gee, I hope I can sing as good as Mick Jagger when I get older?"
"Gee, I hope I can play guitar as good as Jeff Beck when I get older?" (reasonable)
"Gee, I hope I can play drums as good as Keith Moon when I get older?"
Maybe Sandy Creek kids are different...
Today's Wildlife Photo
Link
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Subject: Hillary's fake illness
Bart,
The only reason for Hillary to fake an illness is if she is afraid of Congress.
I'm thinking she's not.
Ruthann in Bean Blossom
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Nobody got Shirley Manson?
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Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Nobody got Shirley Manson?
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Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, that's that's West Palm Beach, FL.
Mark with no last name
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What is today's History Mystery?
Link
Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's Southern sympathizer nut job and Lincoln assassin John Wilkes Booth.
Tim L. in Sycamore, IL
Bart, that’s John Wilkes Booth, founder of the modern Republican Party.
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