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Thurs-Friday Jan 10-11, 2013 Vol 2996 - Buffalo Trace
Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Gun owners: Anything but Fewer Guns Link I live in South Georgia and I have a gun collection. I have them because I like them and I can own them. At the same time, the right to own a gun is not absolute, nor should it be. Children who will be around guns should be taught how to handle them, as I was. In that light, the 4-H S.A.F.E. (Shooting Awareness, Fun and Education) program is a perfect example of taking children who know nothing about firearms and teaching them safety, ethics, responsibility and how to enjoy the shooting sports through actually shooting guns. S.A.F.E. covers shotguns, BB rifles and pistols and .22 rifles. JROTC programs in high schools around the nation promote shooting sports with competition air rifle teams. Another great shooting education effort, endorsed and supported by the federal government, is the Civilian Marksmanship Program (CMP). These and more educational programs at the local level will teach children the truth about guns. The CMP endorses the JROTC shooting programs and hosts an annual national competition. That's all fine, but all the training in the world wouldn't have stopped the insane bastards from shooting up Tucson and Colorado and that Sandy Hook school in Connecticut. The ONLY thing that could prevent mass shootings by the insane is fewer assault weapons. You can't tell when a sane 20-year old is losing his sanity until he shoots 50 people. The trick is limiting the damage he can do by banning assault weapons and limiting the bullets in a clip. Or, we could just talk about it until the next mass shooting. Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Mom Shoots Asshole Intruder Becomes Inspiration to Gun Nuts Link A Georgia mother who shot an intruder at her home has become a part of the gun control debate, with some firearms enthusiasts touting her as a textbook example of responsible gun ownership. Melinda Herman grabbed a handgun and hid in a crawl space with her two children when a man broke in last week and approached the family at their home near Atlanta, police said. Herman called her husband on the phone, and with him reminding her of the lessons she recently learned at a shooting range, Herman opened fire, seriously wounding the burglary suspect. After Donnie Herman told his wife police were on the way, he started shouting: "She shot him. She's shootin' him. She's shootin' him. She's shootin' him. She's shootin' him." "Shoot him again! Shoot him!" Donnie Herman yelled. He told the dispatcher he heard screaming, but he seems to get increasingly worried when he doesn't hear anything from his wife. Melinda Herman told police she started shooting the man when he opened the door to the crawl space. The man pleaded with her to stop, but she kept firing until she had emptied her rounds. The NRA tweeted a link to a news story about the shooting, and support poured in from others online, hailing Herman as a hero. The local sheriff said he was proud of the way she handled the situation. First, a shot of Chinaco for the brave lady who protected her herself and her kids. Second, seems to me this hurts the NRA. Melinda Herman just proved you can defend your home with a simple handgun. This lady didn't need an AK-47 with a hundred-round clip to get the job done. Nobody needs an AK-47 with a hundred-round clip. Can the Left figure a way to list the facts and win this argument? Send e-mail to Bart Gun Appreciation Day Is Jan. 19 Shoot someone to show your love of guns Link Saying they're following the example of last year's racist/sexist Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day, "gun rights" handjobs announced today that they're calling on like-minded Americans to visit gun stores, gun ranges and gun shows on Jan. 19 in a show of unity they're calling "Gun Appreciation Day." It's no coincidence that the 19th is Saturday of the weekend when Obama will be sworn into office for a second time. Organizers say the date was chosen "to send a message to Washington two days before Obama's second inauguration." They're worried about what they see as the "Obama's post-Sandy Hook assault on gun rights." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Art auction prize winners alert My wife says the prints have arrived from the lab…… I'm out of town on a shoot…will send them out when I get home Friday. Please let the winners
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Mario the Phtographer. Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Folsom Prison Blues Bart, You asked an interesting question about Johnny Cash. Some things to know about him: 1. He never spent time in jail. Maybe one night in Georgia for possession of large quantities of drugs and attempting to bribe the sheriff, maybe another night or two due to his drug addictions that led to the breakup of his first marriage. 2. As far as I have been able to tell, he was only in Folsom Prison once -- to give a concert. Nonetheless, his song "Folsom Prison Blues" was popular and many inmates were sure he could only write such a true-to-life song if he had been incarcerated. 3. He is never known to have shot anyone; that line about shooting someone just to watch them die sounds like a line from one of his songs. 4. Although he consistently avoided politics, many of his songs--in particular, "Man in Black"--are unabashedly liberal. 5. There are stories that he originated Elvis' famous line, "Thank you. Thank you very much." Russ A pair of polls out this week shows the dire state the GOP finds itself in — and a way out of the wilderness, should Republicans choose to take it. Poll No. 1: Rasmussen Reports found that Teabagger views are at a new low. Only 8 percent of likely voters considered themselves teabaggers, down from 24 percent in 2010. According to Rasmussen (which has a pro-Republican bias), unfavorable views of the movement topped favorable views, 49 percent to 30 percent. Poll No. 2: Fairleigh Dickinson University found that 73 percent of New Jersey voters approved of the job Chris Christie, is doing — near his all-time high. Even 62 percent of Democrats approve of Christie, as well as 69 percent of racial minorities and 70 percent of women. The top would-be challenger to Christie in November’s gubernatorial election is trailing him by 33 percentage points. Yeah, go ahead and put ALL your eggs in the Christie basket. What's he going to run on, the it's-time-to-deny-ourselves-instant-gratification platform? Or maybe he'll run on the we-need-to--tighten-our-belts platform? Send e-mail to Bart I don't know why we're not getting any bids on this fine Native American art. I've been to galleries in Santa Fe, Scottsdale and Sedona and trust me, this is quality work. Subject: fund-raising with art Bart -- Interestingly, the past couple of days I'd been thinking exactly what Mario the Photographer suggested so I attached a couple of photos for you: A
black and white and a colored drawing -- pick one or use both if you
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whites. Hope this idea
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We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Is Al Franken Bulletproof?
GOP seems afraid to run against him Link The National Journal today is out with a look at the 2014 Minnesota Senate race. The newsiest bit is former senator Norm Coleman (R-Handjob) making clear he wants no part of a rematch with Franken after Franken kicked his crooked ass in 2008. And in fact, Coleman seems to think Franken will be pretty hard to beat: “You can’t play handball in an open field. At this point there’s been no candidate,” said Coleman, “He’s been pretty much invisible. In that sense he hasn’t created a lot of enemies. I don’t know if that’s his strategy, but it’s a pretty good strategy if it is.” The list of potential, formidable candidates is short. Coleman categorically said he wasn’t going to run against Franken in 2014, denying the GOP one of its best-known possible challengers. Coleman’s candid take is on-point, in that for the GOP this is all about getting a qualified challenger. But there aren’t many that come to mind. Franken deserves re-election for making rape illegal again after the Bush bastards legalized it when they invaded Iraq. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, the car is a 1962 Rolls Royce, featured in the mid-60s show "Burke's Law," starring Gene Barry. Bruce in NM I watched an episode of Burke's Law the other day. Some lady fainted and Burke gave her some brandy (instead of water) when she woke up. She asked where he got the brandy and Burke replied, "From the bar in my car." Classic - made me think of Sam Kinison. Do you suppose the people watching FOX finally figured out that they were being lied to? Old Business During the holidays, I got an Amazon Gift Card. The Amazon notification didn't give me a link to thank the giver, but they said it was from CKaye, or something close to that. I have no way to reach you to thank you - so I'm trying this. That was a very nice gift - we bought chocolate with it :) Thank you Send e-mail to Bart Know Your Classics Link Subject: last issue's Classic Link Bart, that quote is from John Steinbeck's East of Eden. Amazing book, amazing movie. Steinbeck's family were friends of my great-grandparents. He was a bit of an outcast in his own family, and definitely an outcast in Salinas because his characters were thinly veiled exposures of locals. In EofE, Kate is one of the most compelling villains in all of literature. E.L. Send e-mail to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Know your Supermodels Link Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link Bart, that’s model/actress Patricia Velásquez. Larry with a broken foot Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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