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Austin Powers Kitty Reality Bites Back by Robert Perry Link The war for the world’s future – pitting people anchored in reality against others free-floating in make-believe – appears to have begun in earnest with the rationalists scoring some surprising early victories in what is sure to be a long and ugly fight. Bhaabi Jindal, a longshot prospect for 2016, finally acknowledged the obvious, calling his GOP the “stupid party.” And Marco Rubio, another up-and-comer, signed on to a bipartisan plan for immigration reform that included a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, what the GOP’s nativist wing has long derided as “amnesty.” Republicans haven’t given up on their racist arguments about the need to rig election rules in ways to devalue or suppress the votes of minorities and to exaggerate the value of ballots cast by rural whites. There is also no indication as yet that the Republicans will budge on other key elements of their “stupid” agenda, including their denial of the science on global warming, their pandering to pro-gun extremists and their resistance to pretty much anything that Obama is for. Remember Walter Matthau in 1964's Fail-Safe? He said if America were hit by Russian nukes, only librarians and convicts would survive. The convicts would be shielded by all the concrete surrounding their prison cells and the librarians would be surrounded by another great radiation blocker - paper. Mathau wondered how the war for supremacy would play out: The librarians would have the luxuries of discipline and organization while the Republicans, I mean the convints, would know cruelty and brute force. Isn't that the war we're fighting now? The "pointy-headed, educated elites" vs the "Shoot first" cro-mags? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Rhianna/Chris Brown She’s a fool. The man had the image of her bruised and cut face tattooed on his neck. If that’s not a warning, I don’t know what is. Sue in Michigan I predict they'll find her body in some street gaving been thrown from a car. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Republicans tampering with elections again Republicans are trying to rig the next presidential elections in advance by changing the rules of how electoral votes are allocated so that even if a Democrat gets the most votes the Republican still wins. If these rules had been in place in 2012 then Romney would have been president in spite of Obama getting millions of votes more than Romney did. But instead of giving up their crazy positions they are focusing on better ways of cheating at the polls. Interestingly enough there is another movement to change how the president is elected which is based on making the national popular vote determine the winner. One person one vote - what a radical concept! The way it works is that states pass laws to allocate their electoral vote based on the winner of the popular vote. The law would go into effect when enough states pass the law that total 271 electoral votes. So far there are 9 states who have passed this law. Those states are Vermont, Maryland, Washington, Illinois, New Jersey, Washington DC, Massachusetts, California, and Hawaii. In the next 4 years if we can get enough states to pass this law then we can improve the system to elect presidents. If this system had been in place in 2000 the disastrous Bush presidency and the massive debt and 2 wars would have been avoided. Gore got half a million votes more than Bush did and should have won. Details can be found at NationalPopularVote.com and I encourage everyone to read about it. We should make the elections more fair and counter the Republican threat to slant the system more in their favor. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Revenge Porn Degrades Women by Jill Filopovic at Salon.com Link Porn sites are some of the most-visited places on the web, and anything you could imagine is a mere Google search away. While that's great news for some folks, the buffet of internet pornography also has a whole host of downsides - one of the most odious being "revenge porn". On revenge porn sites, users upload x-rated photos of women (often ex girlfriends or lovers) without her permission. Send a naughty photo to your boyfriend and when it turns out he's a pig, your image is all over the internet, often with your name, location and links to your social media accounts. The purpose of revenge porn isn't about seeing some naked girls-next-door; it's purpose is to shame, humiliate and destroy the lives and reputations of young women. Luckily, some of those women are refusing to be shamed into silence. More than two dozen of them have filed a lawsuit against one of the websites, Texxxan.com, as well as its host, GoDaddy.com. Some of the women have lost their jobs; all of them have been exposed and exploited, first by men they trusted and then by entities simply looking to make a buck off of misogyny. I looked it up - the Paris Hilton sex tape came out in 2003. Nine years later, women are claiming "I never thought in a million years that he'd show our sex tape to his friends?" Really? The fact that most men are pigs is a fact still undiscovered by most women? If you meet a cute guy at a party and he says, "Let's go to my room and get naked," you should assume he has several night-vision cameras positioned to catch every angle. One solution would be to ONLY get naked with a man you're sure you can trust but I realize that makes me sound like your grandfather's grandfather. Sidebar: That's one reason I hate Paris Hilton less than most people. After she was betrayed by her boyfriend, she could've curled up in the fetal position and never left her home again but she decided instead to endure the taunts and the "You stupid whore" jokes by every comedian on the planet for the next few years and eventually the joke wore thin - er. I think that took courage. In a way, Paris Hilton fought that battle for all women. I wish more young women could learn from Paris's mistake. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Proof my IQ is 64 I just found out my good friend Gregor runs tequilaaficionados.com
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e-mail to BartIf you go there you'll see hundreds of opinions on hundreds of tequilas. He's tried more tequila than me and that's rare. Check out the size of those tequila balls, Mang. I asked him how in the hell he was getting to try 180 different kinds of fine tequila in Alberta, Canada - can't wait to hear back on that. I'm so old, I remember when we didn't have tornadoes in January. I'm so old, I remember when Tornado Alley was in Oklahoma, not Alabama. Democrats can't even get Repugs to admit things are changing. Churches Insist on Bigotry "Hate gays or we cut your funding" Link The Boy Scouts say they are considering an end to their decades-long ban on gay members, leaving it to regional and local councils to discriminate if they wish. The news was met with cheers from scouts who have been banned after coming out, but many religious bigots are angry about what they see as the organization abandoning its long-standing commitment to hating those damn faggots. "If they stop bashing gays, it will be a sad day for the Boy Scouts,” said Fred Luter, of the Southern Baptist Convention. “Hating faggots os a tradition we grew up in. The Boy Scouts always stood for hating faggots. To now see them give in to Christ's "Love thy neighbor" bullshit is very disappointing.” About 70 percent of all Boy Scout troops are sponsored by the religiously-insane, with the Southern Baptists, the child-raping Catholics, Lutherans and Methodists representing the most troops and many are suggesting they will break financial ties with the Scouts is gay-bashing is discontinued. Because it is hate-based, organized religion is dying like the Republican party. The future is about inclusion and they can't see that. They can only see the hateful policies and traditions of the past. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Pop Movie Quiz In Pulp Fiction,
when Marcellus Wallace is giving Bootch the Boxer (Bruce Willis)
the big "Pride" speech, what Obama song is playing in the background? Send e-mail to Bart Speaking of Pulp Fiction, Kathy Griffin was 34 when she appeared in that film. Now that Kathy is 54 she looks like this: Is she getting younger? Send e-mail to Bart Pastor Stiffs Underpaid Waiter
'Man of God' writes tacky note Link A man claiming to be a pastor apparently tried to stiff a waiter on a tip, explaining that his work for God absolved him of having to leave one. A photo shows a bill for $34.93 with an automatic 18 percent gratuity (or $6.29) added above a blank space for an additional tip. "I give God 10%," the diner wrote on the receipt. "Why do you get 18?" He then wrote "Pastor" above his signature, and an emphatic "0" where the additional tip would be. (The automatic gratuity, however, had already been added to the total.) The receipt was part of a total bill for a party of 20, which is why the gratuity was automatically added. “Larger parties receive an automatic gratuity," the server wrote. "It’s in the computer, it’s not something I do.” It's not the same. If you stiff a minimum-wage waiter, he spits in your food next time. If you stiff God, your ass burns in hell for all eternity. It's not the same. Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. It's Strange Mystery Car Week Link The cars this week are all American cars from my lifetime that I'd never heard of which surprises me because when before I could drive I knew every car. So, you'll have to do better than "Chevy" or "Ford." You have to know that extra name that makes the car unique. Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link I believe that is an Oldsmobile 442 with an LG8 V8. It’s not a Hurst/Olds as those had T-Tops. And since center brake lights were a 1986 thing I am going to go with 1985. 1985-87 was the last generation with a V8. Its successor offered a DOHC 4 in an ugly, bubbly package. That’s my guess. Gerry Gerry, it was labled a Hurst on the photo. I don't know enough to referee :) Know Your Classics Link Subject: last issue's Classic Link Bart, that has to be Hunter Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." Bob M Send Classic Lines to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Know your Supermodels Link Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link I didn't see any e-mailed titled supermodel is Lauren Scruggs, who had to be brave after she walked into a moving plane propeller. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link What the hell am I? Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Nobody recognized Jim Morrison of The Doors? Send e-mail to Bart Going to Alaska Mrs Bart has always wanted to go to Alaska and Hawaii. Thanks to Scott H (Don HO) we got to Hawaii in 2005 and we thought we'd better go to Alaska before I have to drag an oxygen tank behind my wheelchair. We bought tickets last year but we kept running into reasons why we couldn't go so we're trying once again to go - and we're Alaska newbies. Astrocat says March is the best month for aurora viewing and the weather isn't always freezing - hopefully. I heard Alaska had something called Matanuska Valley Thuderfuck but I'm a journalist so I can't say it exists because I've never seen any. Any Bartcop readers in or near Anchorage? And some thing new we're trying: Would you like to sponsor a portion of the trip? Maybe a tank of gas or a few dollars towards a hotel or a ferry ride or something? That would get your name in the sure-to-be-fun Alaska Trip Report. "And the fourth night we stayed at Chena Hot Springs in Fairbanks thanks to Greg and Fran and Ducks," type of thing. Be in Bart's Alaska Trip Report You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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