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Friday-Monday  Feb 15-18, 2013    Vol 3016 - Chronoregime

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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Patricia Spottedcrow - Criminal LAPD: We Got the Bastard Obama Golfs with Eldrick Tim Teabow: Why I Hate Gays We Need to Call it Rape Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse Cheryl's daughter - Jordan Ladd

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Better than Communism and definitely
better than Reaganomics - Capizomics.com

http://www.capizomics.com

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"Happy Future Presidents' Day, Hillary Clinton!"
  --  LOLGOP in a tweet


 
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Patricia Spottedcrow - Criminal
 

 
  Link to 2009 story

Patricia Spottedcrow never thought selling marijuana would land her in jail for over a decade.
But Spottedcrow, 25, now faces that reality. She'll also have to end her work in nursing homes.

In December 2009, Delita Starr, the 50-year-old grandmother of Spottedcrow's children sold a
"dime bag" to an informant in her home.  When the same informant came back two weeks later
to buy $20 of marijuana, Spottedcrow and Starr's pot dealing days ended.

Starr and Spottedcrow were arrested for distribution, but Spottedcrow faced the additional
charge of possession of a dangerous substance in the presence of a minor since her children were there.

The women were each offered plea deals of two years in prison. But because neither had prior
convictions and the drug amounts were low, they gambled and entered a guilty plea before a judge.

Spottedcrow was sentenced to 10 years in prison for distribution of marijuana, and 2 years for possession.


So, it's legal to gamble with a ten-year prison sentence,
but I can't play online dollar poker because "gambling is harmful?"

BTW, this happened in Oklahoma - figures.
Oklahoma would rather pay your housing costs, food costs, medical costs etc for TEN YEARS
than look the other way on a Native American (We stole her land) selling $20 worth of pot.

As Spottedcrow says, she's housed with murderers who got less time.



"Eric, raid those Cali pot shops again..."


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LAPD: We Got the Bastard
They gave him the Patty Hearst treatment
 
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It was clear from the outset when fired LAPD cop Chris Dorner began his campaign of terror
against his former employer that the California law enforcement establishment, led by the LAPD,
had no interest in Dorner surviving to face trial where he could continue to rat out the racist and
corrupt underbelly of the one of the country’s biggest police departments.

The LAPD response to his threats was to mobilize the whole department in a manhunt, complete
with $1-million reward. Cops exchanged their black uniforms for military fatigues and armed up
with semi-automatic weapons. Two Latino women delivering papers in Torrance were attacked
from the rear of their pick-up by seven LAPD cops who, with no warning, peppered their truck
with bullets, targeting the back of the driver’s head, firing at least 70 rounds in wrecking the vehicle
(amazingly, neither woman was killed, though one was hospitalized in serious condition). That attack
 made it clear that the LAPD wanted Dorner badly, but they wanted him dead, not alive and talking.



Did you hear what else the cops did?
They offered that $1,000,000 reward for the "arrest and conviction" of Dorner.

They "arrested" Dorner "Patty Hearst-style" so no conviction = no reward - suckers!


They thought Patty Hearst, kidnap victim, was in this house.

They said, "Fuck it" and burned it to the ground.
Luckily, Patty was not in the house.


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 Subject: Low minimum wage is welfare for corporations

We need to raise the minimum wage because a low minimum wage is effectively welfare for corporations.
When profitable companies pay wages that people can't live on the taxpayers often have to make up the difference.

For example, in many states the largest group of medicare and food stamp recipients are Wal-mart employees.
And who pays for this medicare and food stamps?
It's paid for by taxpayers like me.

So I say it is time to raise the minimum wage to at least $9.00/hour because why should I pay taxes
to subsidize corporate America?   At a time when the stock market is back to records highs and corporate
profits are through the roof why should I pay taxes to support greedy companies who should be paying
workers a living wage?
 Marc Perkel


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Obama Golfs with Eldrick
Whore press FURIOUS they didn't get a photo

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Obama, on a weekend getaway in Florida, hit the links with Mr. Perfect, Eldrick Woods.
 It's the first time Obama and Eldrick have gone golfing together.
 
The White House pooler reports that the press has been blocked from a photo-op:

We got confirmation that POTUS had been hitting the links with Eldrick inside the “Floridian” golf
compound, 20 minutes away from the pool hotel. Your pool knew that a reporter, Tim Rosaforte,
had been tweeting and talking on the Golf Channel about the POTUS/Woods game from inside the
compound. Still officially under a lid, we logged a request to the White House for access to Obama's
game for a photo-op.  We were told that we were free to travel to the Floridian but wouldn’t get
access to POTUS.


Boo hoo - Poor YOU!

Gee, how thrilling would it have been to see a photo of the most powerful man on the planet
stand next to a serial cheater who threw his family away for a roll in the hay with some bimbos?

I assume the whore press is wearing black today, in protest?


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 Subject: Carnival Cruise Lines

Bart, Carnival should consider this a new Marketing Opportunity:
They can start selling ADVENTURE CRUISES! 
Pay your money and see if you're tough enough.
 Zomar


As big as those ships are, why can't they carry 100 port-a-potties for emergencies?
If nothing else, a long hose and a hand pump could've drawn enough sea water for flushes.

 
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Tim Teabow: Why I Hate Gays
He's agreed to speak at a hate church
 
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Longing for ESPN's 24-hour Tim Tebow coverage to fill the void of the offseason?
Lucky for you, he's forced his way back into the spotlight with a speaking appearance
at a Dallas megachurch known for its anti-gay, anti-Semitic pastor, Robert Jeffress.
 
Like Tebow, Jeffress knows how to grab the media spotlight; however, the Dallas pastor
prefers public condemnations of other religions to worm his way into earned media appearances.
 
In 2011, Jeffress said Mormonism and Islam originated in "the pit of Hell" and also added
that Jews were also ticketed for eternal damnation. A friend of Texas governor Rick Perry,
(That tells us all we need to knoe about the crazy pastor) he called Mormonism a cult and
told an audience that it should disqualify Mitt Romney from being President.  ha ha
 
The publicity whore has also had fun things to say about the gay and lesbian community,
including that "70 percent" of the population has AIDS (not true, obviously). Jeffress has
also said that homosexuals are more prone to assaults against children. (Also not true)
He also has said that Islam "promotes pedophilia."

Why is Teabow doing everything he can to make people hate him more?

Does he have Palin's disease?


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We Need to Call it Rape
GOP all but laugh at female victims

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In 2011, schoolteacher Lydia Cuomo was brutally sexually assaulted at gunpoint by
off-duty cop Michael Pena. At the time, he told her he was going to blow her head off.
He forced himself on her, vaginally, anally and orally. In court later, Pena admitted to
sexually assaulting her. As Cuomo says now, “I feel like essentially I had a silver platter
of a rape case. I had witnesses, I had DNA, I had my own testimony, I had two cops.
I had them saying, ‘We admit he sexually assaulted you.’” But then she found out
that in the eyes of New York state, she had not been raped.

Despite all the seemingly clear-cut circumstances of her attack, Cuomo’s case was snagged
by the fact that while Pena admitted the oral and anal assault, he initially denied ever
penetrating her vaginally. And that, in New York, means she wasn’t raped. At Pena’s trial,
he was found guilty of criminal sexual act and predatory sexual assault charges. She later said,
“It was like, oh my God. I’ve sat through this. I’ve waited for this. And this jury just told me
‘You were sexually assaulted, but you weren’t raped.’”


Think how seriously the charge of rape would be if it came from men.


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 Subject: Pete Rose

Bart, Pete Rose didn't just bet on games he managed. 
He bet AGAINST his team sometimes.  He threw games.  

That can't be justified.  He deserves to be ostracized from Baseball. Sorry.
 Pete in KCMO...soon to be moving to ColoradoBart,


Pete, I didn't know Rose had admitted to that.
I knew they claimed he did that, because baseball likes to screw their heroes.

I Googled and found this:
While Rose admitted in his book that he bet on baseball games, he did not
admit to betting on Cincinnati Reds games. The Dowd Report, a 225-page
report that documented the MLB's case against Rose, indicated that it seemed
Pete Rose bet on the Reds every time they played a game. In 2007, Pete Rose
finally acknowledged that this allegation was true.

However, there is no evidence that Pete Rose ever bet against the Reds   Link

But baseball doesn't care.
Like cycling and Democrats, they love to eat their own.

 
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 Subject: long-time reader

Bart, been a reader since the Clinton years and love your site.
Wish you updated daily, but its a load of work. A couple of things.

If you want more clicks and views, ask your readers to make bartcop.com their home page.

Thanks so much and keep swinging the hammer.
 Mark
Santa Ana, Ca


Mark, thanks for that.

When I was away last week, I made a deal to get the page updated with new technology.
We want people to be able to comment on stories, "Like" them and forward them etc
and we're putting that system in, hopefully in just a couple of weeks.

Wish me luck.
I might be loving past 1996 Internet technology.


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Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo

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Quotes

"Think how much healthier America would be if John McCain and Sarah Palin
  could stop projecting their anger for each other at the president."
     -- LOLGOP in a tweet

    
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 Subject: why priests act the way they do

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 Subject: Rubio: Gov't can't change the weather

 So, ...there’s no point in plugging some of the holes in the boat until we can plug ALL of them?
  Randall
  

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Know Your Classics

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 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, that's Hamlet by W. Shakespeare. 
My Senior Literature teacher, Miss Buckley (must have been 85) read the entire play to us. 
Exhausting!  She did teach us how to write a three part essay.  90% of her students didn’t
have to take Bonehead English in college.  Grateful for that!!
  Dale in Diamond Springs, CA


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 So scary, it has to be photoshopped.


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Subject: Thanks
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Know your Supermodels
 
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 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, I think that’s Leonor Varela. 
She could definitely be my Valentine!
 Mark the dentist



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