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"For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane,
desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that's
taking something that potentially should be celebrated - a woman writing about her feelings
in a confessional way - that's twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist..."
-- Taylor Swift, attacking Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for their Golden Globes joke Link
She's young and stupid and hasn't yet learned the lesson that you don't attack comedians.
She's making multi-millions of dollars by spilling her personal feelings in her personal songs
but then she wants privacy if somebody else wants to comment?
Besides, she's only 23 and has already slept with more men than Paris Hilton.
Maybe she should install a governor on her vajayjay?
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FOX's Roger Ailes has Opinions
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Roger Ailes has never been known to keep his opinions to himself.
The FOX boss reveal candid opinions of top political figures – including Obama, Biden,
and former Squeaker Newt Gingrich – during conversations recorded by his biographer Zev Chafets.
In excerpts of Chafets' book, the Fox bastard is shown fiercely criticizing Obama, who he calls "lazy."
Well of course Obama is lazy - aren't all Blacks lazy, Roger?
Ailes also remarked, "I have a soft spot for Joe Biden…I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray."
Also on the receiving end of Ailes' blunt appraisal? Newt Gingrich, who said "Fox has been for Romney
all the way through," adding that he thought CNN's coverage of the GOP primaries was less biased.
"We are more likely to get neutral coverage out of CNN than we are of Fox, and we're more likely
to get distortion out of Fox. That's just a fact," Gingrich said at an event last summer.
"He's a sore loser and if he had won he would have been a sore winner," Ailes said.
"Newt's a prick," Ailes succinctly concluded.
Hey, Roger - you got one right.
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Remember right after Obama kicked his sorry ass,
one of Romney's child-clones said Thurston never wanted to be president?
Why can't they pick a lie and stay with it?
Gun advocates split with NRA
They say background checks OK
Link
Some of the gun lobby’s strongest allies are breaking with the NRA to support proposals
that would expand background checks for private firearm sales.
Gunmakers, dealers and other Second Amendment nuts have offered support for more
instant criminal background checks, buoying the hopes of gun-control supporters,
including Obama, who has put a top priority on extending criminal checks to private sales.
The trade group for the nation’s leading firearm manufacturers said it will not actively oppose
the expansion of background checks, which are designed to prevent guns from reaching criminals
or the seriously mentally ill.
I don't think this is going to work.
How can you stop a guy from buying a gun and then selling it to his criminal friend?
Will the law say citizens have to run a background check before you can sell a gun?
What's to stop a guy from loaning a criminal his gun?
The last three massive shootings (AZ, CO, CT) were done by young men who were
in the process of going insane. What law will prevent that from happening?
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Jeb Bush wants to be President
Hard to do when your name is Mudd
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Jeb Bush, who has remained on the sidelines since his mentally challenged brother left the
White House with dismal ratings four years ago, has jumped back into the political fray this week
with a new book, wall-to-wall television interviews and a round of public speaking engagements.
His appearances mark a change in approach for Bush, 60, who has operated as more of a Republican
elder statesman since leaving Tallahassee in 2007 but is now clearly considering a run for the White House.
The only thing Jeb has working for him is he's half-sane in a party of total fools.
Will the Teabaggers allow a half-sane man to run for office?
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Jon Stewart taking 3 months off
To direct an Iranian movie about torture - what?
Link
Jon Stewart is leaving “The Daily Show” — for three months — to direct a movie.
Stewart will take a hiatus from his show this summer to make his feature directing debut,
adapting Maziar Bahari’s book “Then They Came for Me.”
The book chronicles Bahari’s attempt to cover Iran’s presidential elections in 2009.
The BBC journalist ended up arrested, imprisoned and tortured in an infamous Iranian lockup.
This is a really bad idea.
What the hell does Stewart know about directing a movie?
He's only been in a couple of movies - why does he think he can direct?
And leaving a plum spot on your own TV show is often suicide.
Plus, it's unlikely, but what if America likes his replacement, John Oliver, better?
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There's a reason why some people don't
have kids
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Subject: North to Alaska
Hey Bart,
I just sent you $25.00 for the Alaska trip.
It's not much but it might get you a lap dance from Sarah.
Or a lap dance and change from Bristol. If you're so inclined.
Cheers,
Bruce in NM
Bruce, thanks for that.
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Know Your Classics
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Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Bart, the classic line would be The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe,
one of his best works.
James in Billville
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Subject: your drone thinking is flawed
Tom the Attorney wants another bite
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Know your Supermodels
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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link
Nobody got supermodel Basia Milewicz.
Maybe her name is holding her back?
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Rape still OK in Military
Senators fake "Harrumps" for the press
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Senators demanded answers on Tuesday from senior military leaders on why an Air Force
commander dismissed charges against a lieutenant colonel after he was convicted of sexual assault.
"Do you really think that after a jury has found someone guilty, and dismissed someone from the
military for sexual assault, that one person, over the advice of their legal counselor, should be able
to say, 'Never mind'?" Sen. Claire McCaskill asked Gen. James Mattis, the top officer at U.S.
Central Command, at a Senate hearing.
Mattis explained that commanders, including female commanders, have the authority to act
for a reason. "And I would just tell you that I would look beyond one case," he said.
McCaskill sent a letter to Air Force officials seeking an explanation while Sens. Barbara Boxer
and Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H., wrote to Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel asking him to review the case.
Did you see the first episode of "The Americans" starring Keri Russell? She plays a Russian
secret agent who cornered the senior Russian agent who raped her when she was a probie.
Begging for his life, he explained that the rape wasn't "personal,"
but that the probies were offered to the older agents as a "perk."
We have that same "perk" in the American military.
Women who join our armed forces should be required to sign a document stating
that they know and accept the fact that rape is a "perk" for our military men.
I believe one in four women in the military are raped or sexually assaulted.
We just accept that the way Catholics accept priests who rape.
Why do women continue to join the military?
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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I don't even know what yesterday's animal is...
Hi Bart,
Have fun in Alaska. Me, I'll still be sitting in Iraq.
BTW, your animal photo appears to be a young ring-tailed lemur.
Keep the hammer flying,
MadSat
Dude, why are you in Iraq - for vacation?
Be careful over there.
Bart, that's a ring-tailed cat. You can see it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring-tailed_cat
TJ
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Going to Alaska ...in three days
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Today's Mystery
Celebrity Photo
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, Ah, would that be that luscious sex kitten Traci Lords?
Who made the career ending admission that she had been underage
while achieving porn superstardom, thus climaxing her on screen sexing.
She tried to go legit but doing a film with dialogue was not her expertise.
Rick from Fullerton CA
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, Ah, would that be that luscious sex kitten Traci Lords?
Who made the career ending admission that she had been underage
while achieving porn superstardom, thus climaxing her on screen sexing.
She tried to go legit but doing a film with dialogue was not her expertise.
Rick from Fullerton CA
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, that Mystery City is Hamburg, Germny.
The reason no one got Vienna is because the link went to the Cary Grant photo.
mark with no last name
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Name the Star AND their Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart,
That’s Harry Lillis “B-B-B-Bing” Crosby driving his 1939 Olds Coupé Convertible
loaded with starlets on the movie lot.
As to the debt we owe him, Dean Martin said that anyone who ever sang into a microphone
owed a debt to Bing. Bing also did more than almost anyone to help black performers like
Louis Armstrong break into main stream entertainment, especially television. And of course
everyone remembers “White Christmas”, would the holidays be the same without it?
Glen the Blue Boy from Illinois
What debt is that?
Link
America's fascination with tequilas can be traced back to in the early '50s
when Bing Crosby and Phil Harris imported Herradura Silver 100% Agave Tequila
into the States making it the first tequila puro available in the U.S.
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What is today's History Mystery?
Link
Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart,
That's an XB-35 experimental bomber by Northrop circa 1946.
Bob Sakowski, Orlando, FL
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Eddy, thanks for that.
I will mention you in the Alaska Trip Report.
BTW, I'll be writing that report after we get back,
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Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.
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Next issue Friday and then we're off to Alaska.
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