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Weekend- March 25, 2013 Vol 3032 - Tire rub
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“If you have one hour to save the world, Spend 55 minutes
thinking about what to do and five minutes doing it."
-- Einstein, allegedly
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Rove: Next GOP candidate gay friendly?
I'm sure Pigboy and Palin won't let that happen...
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“There is no putting this genie back in the bottle. It is undeniable. The shift is here
and we’re not going back.” Republican strategist Ana Navarro told Candy Crowley.
That shift was evident this week when Sen. Rob Portman, a Republican from Ohio,
endorsed same-sex marriage. Portman said his decision was influenced by his son, who is gay.
Other Republicans aren’t far behind, predicted veteran asshole Karl Rove.
Asked if he could foresee a Republican presidential candidate in 2016 supporting
same-sex marriage, Rove said “I could.”
That'll happen over the Teabaggers' dead bodies.
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Subject: Why fetuses are like "the troops"
Bart,
The Teanuts love fetuses and "the troops" in that same, wonderful wingnut way.
They love those helpless "babies", until they become actual human children, with real needs.
And they "Support the troops", until they become veterans or retirees, and need healthcare
and jobs/pensions for service rendered.
Because the fetus becomes a tool used to control and shame women, and the troops become
propaganda symbols for a bunch of insane theocrats and chickenhawk/corporate warmongers.
When the troops come home, and need care and jobs, and the fetuses become real children
who need education, healthy food, etc., they are re-classified are liabilities, moochers and parasites.
In summary, wingnuts think about fetuses and the troops like some people think about condoms.
Useful, cheap, and disposable.
kmike
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Subject: More Not Hate Mail about Jodi Arias Trial
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I can't tell you how fucking happy I am not to be in America
and therefore to have no idea who the hell Jodi Arias is.
Every time I realize I don't know a reference to the news Americans talk
about, another pound falls off my shoulders and I breathe that much lighter.
Maybe I'll just NEVER COME BACK. (Ah, who am I kidding,
my parents are still in Indiana, I'll be back, but a man can dream.)
Michael R
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-- The GOP, wondering why they can't get many Irish votes Link
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Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Bart, that is the opening line of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, by Robert M. Pirsig.
JimB
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Subject: Fallon, Leno, Stern, Stewart, et al
Bart-
You have been doing a radio show forever.
Maybe it's time to use those shows as demos and move up the food chain next to Stern.
When there's a shift this big, it's time to think seriously about getting in the game.
LucyD
LucyD, thanks for that.
Stern worked for $90 a week for forever getting his start.
I don't have the courage or patience for that.
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Know your Supermodels
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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link
Bart, that’s Elle Liberachi.
Dave C in Canada
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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Is Eldrick Pulling Our Lariat?
Sources say 'girlfriend" is just a PR stunt
Link
Says the source:
"It is a match made in marketing heaven It immediately makes him more sympathetic,
and makes Vonn a household name just in time for the 2014 Winter Olympics.
They know the sponsors are watching."
Yes, but is she letting him touch her?
IF she's doing that for money - that would make them bioth prostitutes.
I'm shocked.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's JAYNE KENNEDY! (No relation to the "Camelot" bunch.)
What ever happened to that lovely girl? Beautiful AND capable of articulating the
intricacies of pro football better than Dennis Miller or Rush Limbaugh ever could.
(Hey Bart, 'member when Dennis Miller used to be super funny? What a douche-bag.)
Gino in Isanti, MN
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart: that's city is Milan, Italy.
Bob in Erie
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that’s Jean Harlow and her Cadillac.
mark with no last name
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's Martin Luther King, Jr., pulling up a cross that
was burned on his lawn in 1960, with his son standing next to him.
Leo in Maryland
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