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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 Vol 3034 - Rusty Romeos

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Will Amanda Knox be Extradicted?
	Red Tejas is Turning Blue
	Teen Foils Her Kidnapping
	Pink Panty Sheriff: 'I Could Lose'
	Iraq War Critics: "Told You So"
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
	TV's Good Witch - Catherine Bell

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Will Amanda Knox be Extradicted?
Obama has some crazy ideas about justice...

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Amanda Knox was dealt a major blow on Tuesday when Italy's highest court overturned
her murder acquittal and ordered a new trial.

If she is convicted again, however, it's unclear whether she will be forced to return to Italy
to serve out her sentence. Some experts say her forcible return is unlikely.

Attorney Joey Jackson said if Italy requests that Knox be extradited, the U.S. could deny the
request because American law includes the concept of double jeopardy.

We know Obama has some really nutty ideas about juctice.

War crimes?
There's NOTHING anyone can do to be brought up on war crimes in America.
Obama's motto is "look forward."

Wall Street crimes?
There's NOTHING a banker could do to be brought up on financial crimes in America.
Obama's motto is to "look forward."

But pot and poker are MAJOR crimes for which punishment will be swift and severe.
Seriously, under Obama, you can do less time for f-ing murder than for legally selling pot.

Obama knows politics will prevent him from sending Amanda Knox back to Italy.

Remember what her Italian jailers did to Amanda Knox?

They falsely told Amanda she had AIDS and they DEMANDED that she give them
a complete list of everyone with which she'd ever had any kind of sexual contact
and then the bastards leaked that list to the whore media and they ran with it.

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Red Tejas is Turning Blue

Cowboy Shit-kickers voting for more Democrats

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A more serious concern for the Republican party’s electoral prospects is the rapid migration
of Hispanics to the state. “There certainly is a long-term demographic concern if the voting
rates among Hispanics stay the way that they are,” one conservative Texas asshole says.

“The whole state is sort of an employment sanctuary. It’s very easy for illegals to find work
in Texas, compared to some of the surrounding states,” he adds. Illegal immigrants don’t vote,
but their kids do if they’re born here. So the change might not seem significant in the short term
(Thurston and Ted Cruz (TB-Cunty) but could bode poorly for the GOP in Texas if Democrats
maintain or tighten their grip on the Hispanic vote.

That's right - and we're taking Arizona, too.

Every time the GOP screams racial insults against the Brown man,
which they do more and more every day, we get closer to taking both states.

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Subject: Kelsey Grammer

Bart,
I have it on good authority that Kelsey has had some (gay) experience. Lol.
As is common, he may be such a panty-twisted right winger because he's a closet case.
I think even the GOP is getting tired of those...
Kevin K. in Washington, DC

Goodness: He could possibly be worse than W.
Grammar even keep his life on an even keel; how many times has he been married by now.
I really haven't heard about him in about a year! He's probably been divorced and re-married by now.
Oh those Republicans; they are so high & mighty.
Marian in Missouri

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Teen Foils Her Kidnapping

Drove into cop car to get his attention

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The quick thinking of a New Jersey teen may have saved her from a kidnapping: She steered a car
she was forced to drive into a police vehicle to alert authorities she was being held against her will.

The teenager was forced into the car in her hometown of Wildwood, N.J., by Floribert Nava, 45,
who had a history with the teen. After getting the teen into the car, Nava compelled her to drive
and spent more than 90 minutes with her in the car as they made their way to Philadelphia.

Upon reaching Philly, the teen turned the wheel of the vehicle into a police car that was parked
on a bridge assisting a stranded motorist. The teen leaped from the driver's side door and alerted
the cop, who put Nava under arrest, the prosecutor's office said.

I've always told Mrs. Bart - if you get into trouble, break the law. Throw a trash can
thru a window or drive onto a sidewalk - whatever - anything to cause a problem.

A shot of Chinaco for the girl who - for all we know - saved her life by thinking fast.

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Pink Panty Sheriff: 'I Could Lose'

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Teabagging, Birther racist slimeball Joe Arpaio says he's afraid he could lose his post
if his critics succeed in forcing a recall election against him. The Pink Panty Sheriff said
that he's afraid he could lose if he doesn't fight back.

Recall organizers say they've gathered nearly 150,000 of the 335,000 signatures required
by May 30 to prompt the election. Recall organizers say Arpaio should be recalled, in part,
because his office failed to adequately investigate more than 400 sex-crimes cases.

Well sure, why waste hard-working white people's money on Beaner sex crimes?

If you hate White women, how low can Brown women be?

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Subject: Nicki Minaj on Idol

She’s nuts, certifiable. Her opinions typically start and end on superficial things like clothes,
appearance, expressions. And the way she frames her statements makes it obvious that it’s
all about her rather than the person she’s speaking to. She drags it out so we’ll look at her
and focus on her. Her opinions make sense given that her career seems about as superficial
as it gets. It’s all about boob/butt implants, clothing and being outrageous. What’s really
outrageous is that people consider what she does as making music. I wish they’d get her to
perform Stupid Hoe on AI, live, no lip synching and no bleeping. Let the world see what
she does when she’s not on AI.

If I’ve lost you by this point consider this... watch one of her lectures to a male singer,
where she asks if they’ll sleep with her, marry her, where she goes on and on about how
cute, sexy they are. Then ask yourself how well this would be received if Randy was
saying these kinds of things to one of the sub-20 year old ladies singing. It’s a huge
double standard at a minimum, ridiculously sexist no matter how you look at it.
Dave C in Canada

Dave, you and I watch that show for different reasons.

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Iraq War Critics: "Told You So"

by Gene Lyons

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Possibly you remember “Shock and Awe,” the United States’ bombs-over-Baghdad campaign
that began exactly 10 years ago. American soldiers went pounding into Iraq accompanied by
scores of “embedded” journalists seemingly eager to prove their patriotism and courage.

Even on NPR, invading Iraq was treated like the world’s largest Boy Scout Jamboree, instead
of what it turned into: arguably the worst military and foreign policy blunder in U.S. history.

Skepticism, however, was in short supply. Spooked by 9/11 and intimidated by the Bush
administration, American journalists largely abandoned that professional virtue in favor
of propaganda and groupthink.

Among scores of examples, the one that’s stuck in my craw was allegedly liberal Washington Post
columnist Richard Cohen, who wrote, “Iraq not only hasn’t accounted for its WMDs but without a
doubt still retains them. Only a fool—or possibly a Frenchman—could conclude otherwise.”

“War fever, catch it,” this fool wrote.

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"If you want to get married, go to one of the states that allows gay marriage.
Stop trying to force your agenda down our throats. Quit trying to bully the
American people with the homosexual agenda."
-- Carl Boyd Jr., racist, homophobe Nashville hate-show host

Sure, and if you don't want to see the bodies of lynched negroes swinging in trees,
move to a civilized Democratic state where lynching is illegal.

Republicans have an answer for everything.

BTW, the "Gay agenda" is civil rights for everyone.
If you're not up for that, go fuck yourself and move to North Korea.

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Subject: last issue's Classic Link

Bart, that is the opening line of Life of Pi by Yann Martel.
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Subject: Alaska Trip Report

Great, great, great pictures and commentary!
I didn’t know you run 5 miles every morning!
kathi,

Kathi, actually I flip a coin.

If it comes up heads or tails, I get high.
If it lands on it's edge, I run the five miles.

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Fall to Grace

For Jim McGreevey, August 12, 2004 was, in his words, “a train wreck.”
That was the day the former New Jersey governor famously announced
his resignation and declared himself “a gay American” on live TV.

FALL TO GRACE debuts this THURSDAY, MARCH 28 (8:00 ET/PT), on HBO.

Know your Supermodels

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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link

Bart, that's Argentinian model Ines Rivero.
Here's my favorite picture of her.
Jim R in Walnut Ridge, AR

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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link

Bart,
Is that – no, it cant be... is it ...Jennifer Lopez???
Randall

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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Bart: that's city is Tehran, Iran.
It will look different after the US brings it democracy.
mark with no last name

Mark, I agree.
Do you think it will look like Fallujah or Baghdad?

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Name the Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that is a 1960 Dodge Polara Matador.
Paul in VA

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

Bart, that's Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the noted American atheist activist. She was the
founder of American Atheists. She is best known for the Murray v. Curlett lawsuit,
which led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling ending official Bible-reading in American
public schools in 1963. In 1995 she was kidnapped and murdered, along with her son
and granddaughter, by thief-turned-killer David Roland Waters.
Leo in Maryland

She was one of the best debaters I've ever seen.

Of course, it's easy to win a debate when you're right.
All you have to do is list the facts.

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