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Weekend-Monday, March 30-April 1, 2013 Vol 3036 - Blood on the Silver

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...


	Pigboy: Gay Fight 'Lost"
	GOP Rep 'rude and irate'
	Ashley Judd not Running
	Fracking caused Okla Earthquake
	Michelle Shocked doesn't Get It
	Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
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"I have been raped twice, so I think I can handle Mitch McConnell.”
-- Ashley Judd, according to Howard Fineman of HuffPo, Link

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Pigboy: Gay Marriage Fight 'Lost"

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Conservatives who oppose same-sex marriage must accept that they’ve “lost the issue,” Rush Limbaugh argued Thursday.

“This issue is lost,” the lying, Nazo whore said. “I don’t care what the Supreme Court does, this is now inevitable – and it’s
inevitable because we lost the language on this. Wr lost the issue when we started allowing the word ‘marriage’ to be
bastardized and redefined by simply adding words to it.”

So if the issue is lost, why keep fighiting that losing battle?
Why keep losing elections being hateful pricks towards someone who never hurt you?

And once you stop hating gays, what's the point it hating women and Blacks and the poor?

IF you give up the gay-hate glue, why not give up on all the hate glue?

And IF you're able to give up all that hate, why not continue the evolution and consider
the possibility that life might be better if Rush only had $499 million in the bank instead of $500M
and more kids went to sleep not hungry?

Geez, before long, Republicans could maybe re-join the human race.

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Subject: Social Security

Hi Bart,
I want to second the rant of STEVE H a FAN.

I stand to LOSE over $15,000 in purchasing power over the next 20 years. (AARP Calculator)
if those damn bastards in congress changes the way my SSDI (Social Security Disability Insurance)
is calculated to "chained-CPI".

I know I'm out of luck living here in Arizona with two right wing republican Senators, though I have
expressed by concerns to them. And, I'm keeping an eye on my democratic representative.

With Obama willing to sell out I'm not sure what this disabled person can do.
I guess those in power would just want us to die.
StarzDust

Sometimes Obama reminds me of Leno. (not a compliment)

His Number One goal is not to rock the boat.

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Astrocat

GOP Rep 'rude and irate' to cops

Louis Gohmert claimed he was above the law

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A Texas congressman was “rude and irate” after receiving a parking ticket near the
Lincoln Memorial earlier this month, according to a police report.

Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas Jackass, told U.S. Park Police he was on a committee that
oversees the agency and would not pay a fine, according to the report. Gohmert was given
a citation in March for parking his vehicle in a spot reserved for National Park Service vehicles.

The outspoken asshole referred officers to a congressional plate in his car window,
according to the police report, and left without the ticket.

Reminds me of the time when Tom DeLay was told he couldn't smoke his cigar
in a federal building and he replied, "I AM the federal government!"

"I'm nuts about cigars..."

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Subject: Garbage Rocks Detroit

Garbage delivers gut-punching performance at Majestic Theatre

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Just thought this might interest you!,
BadtotheboneBob

Bob, thanks for that.

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Ashley Judd not Running

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She made the announcement in a series of tweets late Wednesday afternoon:

"Regretfully, I am currently unable to consider a campaign for the Senate.
I will continue to work to ensure the needs of Kentucky families are met by
returning this Senate seat to whom it rightfully belongs: the people & their needs,
dreams, and great potential. Thanks for even considering me as that person & know
how much I love our Commonwealth. Thank you!”

Rumors say Judd was considered too liberal for backwards, racist Kentucky.

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Subject: I enjoyed your Alaska trip report

Great trip report. I was pleased to be a part of your adventure, if only a few bucks,
and I only wish it could have been more. Unfortunately, my cat got very sick and the
vet visit was over $400. That means I won’t have any more donations for a while.

I live on SSDI totally and if they screw with my pitiful little annual increases,
I don’t know quite how I will live. You just can’t prepare for vet bills and hospital bills
and car troubles and dental visits....I’d love for all those idiots in congress to try and
live on a small flat amount per month. HA! As if, right?

Glad you’re back, missed the page while you were gone.
ducks

ducks, it's amazing that you, on Social Security, would be the first to donate.
Thanks for being so generous.

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Fracking caused Okla Earthquake
Not to mention they're pumping poison into the ground

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The largest-ever recorded quake in Oklahoma was caused by the injection of wastewater,
a byproduct of oil extraction, into the ground, new research confirms.

On Nov. 6, 2011, a series of earthquakes, including a 5.6-magnitude temblor, struck Prague,
about 37 miles east of Oklahoma City, crumbling homes in the area and damaging a federal highway.
The quake could be felt as far away as Milwaukee.

"We don't normally feel earthquakes, it was shocking," said study co-author Katie Keranen,
a seismologist at Oklahoma University. Now, a new study published March 26 in the journal
Geology confirms that wastewater injected nto the ground after oil extraction caused the quake.

The quake is the largest wastewater-induced earthquake ever recorded.

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Subject: Leno

Hey Bart,

Even Joan Rivers is telling Jay to GTFO.
She may be closing in on 80 but she's as sharp as ever.
Steve

She was too nice to him. (2 minutes, SFW)

Leno has been paid $500M to tell old, stale jokes - that's a crime.

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Quotes

"I do not, nor have I ever, said or believed that God hates homosexuals (or anyone else). I said that
some of His followers believe that. I believe intolerance comes from fear, and these folks are genuinely
scared. When I said "Twitter that Michelle Shocked says "God hates faggots," I was predicting
the absurd way my description of, my apology for, the intolerant would no doubt be misinterpreted."
       -- Michelle Shocked, with one of the most absurd explanations I've ever heard,    Link

   So, you said hateful things not because you mean them, but as a prediction of the way
your apology for someone else's intolerance might be misinterpreted?

I wonder - will anybody buy that?

Who's helping you with your PR problems? Jermain Jacksun?

Michelle Shocked doesn't Get It

She thinks she's the victim here

Former entertainer Michelle Shocked still plays, but nobody wants to listen.

Link

After covering her face and taping her own mouth shut, former entertainer Michelle Shocked
staged a sit in outside a Santa Cruz nightclub that canceled her show because she made an
anti-gay slur at a San Francisco club earlier this month.

That was a very poorly-written sentence.
You'd think the Whore AP could hire competent writers.
Her show was cancelled after a majority of ticketholders demanded refunds
after she slurred the gay community in San Fran f-ing cisco, of all places.

Promotors are businessmen, not judges of society's morals.
Christ, they'd book Dennis Miller if they thought he'd draw a crowd.

The tape across her mouth said “Silenced By Fear.” When asked a question,
Shocked shook her head vigorously and strummed her guitar while seated on
the ground outside Moe’s Alley, which can't no longer afford to hire her.

Lady, you weren't silenced by fear.
You were silenced by your inability to keep your hateful opinions to yourself.

You fucked up - nobody did this to you.
You threw your career away - why?

To please a God that doesn't exist?

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Liquid Drop Art

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Quotes

"I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay Lohan] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she
wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies,
or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every
other side trail on the journey.”
      -- Charlie Sheen, guidance counselor    Link

   There are a lot of things one can say about Charlie Sheen but
    "Always standing in front of a judge" isn't one of them.

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Subject: last issue's Classic Link

Bart, that is the opening line of Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
mark with no last name

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Beautiful Nature Picture

Today's OMG! Don't Look Down Picture

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The New Pope Messed Up Already!!

Absurdity Today Episode 36

Know your Supermodels

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Subject: Last issue's supermodel Link

Nobody got Alessandra Ambrosio, the most famous supermodel in the world.
She's been the face of Victoria's Secret for a decade or so.
I guess my readers aren't familiar with Victoria's Secret.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link

Bart, that's Cher at 16, maybe just a bit before Sonny got a hold of her.
michaelgy

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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link

Nobody got Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon) which is understandable.

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Name the Mystery Car

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link

Bart, that is a 1959 Plymouth Fury Sports Coupe.
Michael in Oregon

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What is today's History Mystery?

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link

ALoha Bart,

Today's history mystery is Harriet Tubman a slave from Maryland who dedicated her life
to freeing other slaves at great peril to herself. She worked for the Union Army during the
civil war as a cook and nurse eventually becoming and armed scout and spy.

She led an armed expedition in South Carolina which resulted in the release of 700 slaves.
She was a true American Hero and champion of human rights.
JD

I agree - they should name Washington DC's Airport after her.

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