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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 Vol 3049 - Some good lodes
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Bush and Torture - Now What?
by Bob Perry Link
Now that a bipartisan blue-ribbon panel has reached the conclusion that Bush and his top
advisers bear “ultimate responsibility” for authorizing torture in violation of domestic and
international law, the question becomes what should the American people and their government do.
The logical answer would seem to be: prosecute Bush and his cronies (or turn them over to an
international tribunal if the U.S. legal system can’t do the job). After all, everyone, including
Obama and possibly even Bush himself, would agree with the principle that “no man is above the law.”
At least that is what they profess in public, but they then apply this principle selectively,
proving that they don’t really mean it at all
Bob is kidding.
He knows the Bush Bastards are above the law.
I'll bet I know how our president wants to handle this.
"Eric, raid some pot dispensaries and find some poker games to shut down.
I'm the law-and-order president."
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for $115 so Amazon donated $4.60 to the Treehouse!
Wireless headphones - is Black Magik involved?
"I thought the same thing, Bart!"
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Halliburton to Settle Oil Spill?
They caused the biggest oil spill of all time
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BP's cement contractor on the drilling rig that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010
says it is trying to negotiate a settlement over its role in the disaster.
Halliburton CFO Mark McCollum said Monday that talks are at an "advanced stage."
The Houston-based company says it hopes to resolve a substantial portion of private
claims spawned after the explosion of the rig Deepwater Horizon.
God, I hope they don't let Obama get involved.
The Worst Negotiator in History will say, "Give us $50K and we'll look forward."
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Perry and Cruz Hypocrisy
They want freedom, but they constantly need Gov help
by LOLGOP
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Of course, there’s nothing funny about the fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas.
Texas governor Rick Perry immediately declared McLennan County a disaster area
and asked for an emergency declaration from the president, noting, “It is unfortunate
for us that we face both natural and manmade disasters too often in this state.”
Since 2009, Texas has far more FEMA-declared disasters – 75 — than any other state.
This nearly constant need for federal intervention belies Governor Perry’s nearly constant
bellicose rhetoric attacking big government. But Perry’s hypocrisy isn’t nearly good enough
for Texas’s junior senator, Tea Party darling Ted Cruz (R-Cunty).
One of Cruz’s first stands as a senator was to vote against aid to for Hurricane Sandy.
I've always said - Teabaggers are like your 20-year old son.
He constantly says, "I'm an adult, stop telling me what to do,"
yet he lives on your couch and wants his meals, his cable, his laundry, etc for free.
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Do you have a Computer virus?
I've avoided mentioning this until now, because I'm semi-in the computer virus repair business,
but so many of you have sent me spam, I can no longer read one line e-mails.
I'll get an e-mail from my good friend, say "Bill," who I know and trust, which reads,
"Bart, you're going to love this" and then there's a link to some spam site.
So if you send me a link, you have to write more than, "Bart, check this out - it's great!"
I assume you can check your "Sent" folder to see which contacts you've been spamming.
My super-tech Jordan can fix this - might cost you $80-$100 - but while he's in there
he'll give you a tune up and fix whatever else is broke.
This isn't techinically a commercial for Bartcop Worldwide Computer Repair,
but the fake e-mails have really gotten out of hand and (I assume) Perkel's filter
isn't stopping the spam e-mails because they always come from my friends.
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Halliburton to Settle Oil Spill?
They caused the biggest oil spill of all time
Link
BP's cement contractor on the drilling rig that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010
says it is trying to negotiate a settlement over its role in the disaster.
Halliburton CFO Mark McCollum said Monday that talks are at an "advanced stage."
The Houston-based company says it hopes to resolve a substantial portion of private
claims spawned after the explosion of the rig Deepwater Horizon.
God, I hope they don't let Obama get involved.
The Worst Negotiator in History will say, "Give us $50K and we'll look forward."
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Subject: Urban Dictionary: Ann Coulter
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It's not hard to understand...
Perry and Cruz Hypocrisy
They want freedom, but they constantly need Gov help
by LOLGOP
Link
Of course, there’s nothing funny about the fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas.
Texas governor Rick Perry immediately declared McLennan County a disaster area
and asked for an emergency declaration from the president, noting, “It is unfortunate
for us that we face both natural and manmade disasters too often in this state.”
Since 2009, Texas has far more FEMA-declared disasters – 75 — than any other state.
This nearly constant need for federal intervention belies Governor Perry’s nearly constant
bellicose rhetoric attacking big government. But Perry’s hypocrisy isn’t nearly good enough
for Texas’s junior senator, Tea Party darling Ted Cruz (R-Cunty).
One of Cruz’s first stands as a senator was to vote against aid to for Hurricane Sandy.
I've always said - Teabaggers are like your 20-year old son.
He constantly says, "I'm an adult, stop telling me what to do,"
yet he lives on your couch and wants his meals, his cable, his laundry, etc for free.
Send e-mail to Bart
Do you have a Computer virus?
I've avoided mentioning this until now, because I'm semi-in the computer virus repair business,
but so many of you have sent me spam, I can no longer read one line e-mails.
I'll get an e-mail from my good friend, say "Bill," who I know and trust, which reads,
"Bart, you're going to love this" and then there's a link to some spam site.
So if you send me a link, you have to write more than, "Bart, check this out - it's great!"
I assume you can check your "Sent" folder to see which contacts you've been spamming.
My super-tech Jordan can fix this - might cost you $80-$100 - but while he's in there
he'll give you a tune up and fix whatever else is broke.
This isn't techinically a commercial for Bartcop Worldwide Computer Repair,
but the fake e-mails have really gotten out of hand and (I assume) Perkel's filter
isn't stopping the spam e-mails because they always come from my friends.
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Subject: Dzhokar Tsarnaev
Let me ask you just two things, Bart:
Do you believe Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK acting alone?
I don't know - I think our government lied about what happened.
Then what makes you so quick to believe that Dzhokar and his
brother are the "scumbags" who set off that bomb?
Think about this, Bart. Many things about the story and the coverage just don't add up.
You need to dig deeper, Bart and not accept what the media are telling you.
These guys were set up.
You're not saying anything. You're just putting words together.
Are you saying they're innocent and the cops framed them?
Are you saying they're 100%, bona-fide al Qaeda terrorists?
If you're going to say "You're wrong," why not
give a clue what universe your thinking is in?
If you want links, I can provide, but is your mind is open to the idea?
I'm not an Alex Jones kool-aid drinker, you know me, we've corresponded for several years.
If you are open to this possibility, I will send you some links and you can decide for yourself.
-Ricardo in Mexico
Sure, send me some links, but what links could you have that prove something?
I'll tell you what doesn't add up - if these guys had some network behind them,
why were they so shocked when they saw their pictures on TV?
A full-time terrorist should've expected to be identified right away.
These handjobs didn't have $500 between them to get out of town.
I think Tamalama went religiously insane and his little brother got caught up in
some brain-dead hero-worship bullshit and he helped his big brother fuck up.
If the cops framed some "innocent kids,"
wouldn't they need to have hundreds of people in on the fix?
The guy that was kidnapped, he's in on the fix, too?
Are you saying the framing cops actually set the bombs?
Did the framing cops murder that MIT cop and shoot that Watertown cop?
You really need to say something concrete,
instead of "Don't accept what the media says."
Nobody knows the media lies better than me,
but that doesn't mean everything is a lie in every case.
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The Hero in a Cowboy Hat
Carlos Arredondo saved Jeff Bauman's life
Link
Carlos Arredondo was in the bleachers by the finish line when the first bomb went off.
In the next moment, the 53-year-old from Boston was racing straight into the acrid cloud.
“That’s the first reaction, ‘We have to go help somebody!’” he says.
He saw a big pool of blood and several severed limbs. And there was a young man in a gray top
directly in front of him who was trying desperately to stand up. “He had no legs,” Arredondo says.
“I told him, ‘My name’s Carlos, you’re going to be OK, help is on the way,’” Arredondo recalls.
The man was bleeding so heavily he seemed likely soon to be beyond help unless Arredondo
applied tourniquets. He grabbed of the first thing he saw that might work.
“Somebody’s sweater,” he said. “I tore it apart.”
The tourniquet on the left leg went just above the knee, below which there was nothing but torn
flesh and a length of bare bone. Another tourniquet went on the right leg. Arredondo next grabbed
a wheelchair that somebody was pushing past. He placed the man into it and moved it as quickly as
he could while still holding up what remained of the legs.
“That was a whole marathon,” Arredondo says. “Getting people out of the way and getting him help.”
Arredondo continued with the young man on into the big white medical tent. The runners now
watched this other kind of marathon, with Arredondo and the bleeding young man with no legs
proceeding all the way through the tent to the exit where ambulances had begun to arrive.
The young man was still conscious when he was loaded into an ambulance.
“I told him,’ You’re going to be fine,’” Arredondo says.
Jeff Bauman, Jr is alive because of Carlos.
Geez, a short of Chinaco hardly seems like enough.
Thanks to James Czasons for the story.
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Bart, that would mark the beginning of Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that is a pre-blonde Blondie...Debbie Harry.
groopster
Subject: Debbie Harry
g'day Bartcop,
In the 80s I peeked through the stage curtains as Debbie was warming up in ultra-tight leotards.
She spotted me and gave me a scowl that still haunts my dreams.
What a gal!
And... you are still right a lot more often than CNN.
keep hammering,
Stu from the Can (now in Singapore)
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that is a pre-blonde Blondie...Debbie Harry.
groopster
Subject: Debbie Harry
g'day Bartcop,
In the 80s I peeked through the stage curtains as Debbie was warming up in ultra-tight leotards.
She spotted me and gave me a scowl that still haunts my dreams.
What a gal!
And... you are still right a lot more often than CNN.
keep hammering,
Stu from the Can (now in Singapore)
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Ike, that's what we;'re seeing RIGHT NOW.
Everyone sees it, even the GOP,
but they can't stop themselves.
Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart – those horse drawn wagons are ready to deliver
Thompsons Dairy products to the residents of Washington, D.C.
Jelly
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Name the Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Hey Bart,
That's a 1957 Buick Caballero Estate Wagon. I saw Steve McQueen's movie debut
in "The Blob" at the Hi-Vue drive-in movie theatre in 1958 from the back of one of those!
I was 7 yrs old and that movie gave me nightmares for two weeks.
Thanks for jogging an old memory.
Mike95
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In 30 years, people will say,
"You mean you just let the polar bears f-ing die off?
What were you thinking?"
What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart,
At first glance I thought this was Bill Moyers badly in need of a haircut, ha ha
but it is another very, very intelligent man, Dr. Anthony Grayling. Link
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