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Wednesday, May 1, 2013 Vol 3054 - Why Can't He Chill?
I love reading all kinds of books and hopefully this collection will inspire other readers as well. I also have pages dedicated to creative writing tips along with career options for aspiring writers. Basically everything an english major or avid reader could benefit from. mastersinenglish.org/voracious-readers/ Obama: 40 Years for Legal Pot Sales
Obama is threatening
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landlords housing legal pot dispensaries with 40 years in federal prison. A lawful San Jose dispensary has been ordered to vacate in latest Obama crackdown to challenge will of the voters. Link After voters chose to legalize pot in Colorado and Washington state, we wondered whether Obama’s old school hardon for harmless flowers would shrivel, but the answer is now clear. But as this crackdown suggests, hall monitor Obama will not be backing down. In January, South California medical marijuana dispensary operator, Aaron Sandusky, was sentenced to ten years in federal prison for running a legal California business. Now, as the East Bay Express reported, “a new round of actions against lawful pot dispensaries in the South Bay” has begun. "Eric, stop chasing terrorists and RAID SOME POT STORES ...AND DO IT RIGHT NOW!!! Why can't he just f-ing CHILL? Why can't Obama be as reasonable as Glenn Beck and Rick Perry? Why can't Obama be as reasonable as George W. Bush on pot laws? Pot is legal is 18 states - is Obama coming after all of us? America is evolving, but Obama is going backwards. Forty years for selling flowers is crazy, Mr President. Maybe I should make up some t-shirts. On the subject of legal pot, Worst. President. Ever. I'll take one of those shirts, Bart Senators Screwed after Gun Vote Some are down as much as 18 points Link Several senators who voted against increasing background checks for gun buyers have since seen their approval ratings noticeably drop, according to new polls. Sen. Lisa Murkowski's (R-Alaska) net approval rating dropped 16 points, as she shed much of her previous cross-party appeal. Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) saw his numbers dive 18 points, from a positive to a negative rating. In Alaska, Arizona, Nevada and Ohio, at least 60 percent supported background checks, and many expressed disappointment with politicians who voted otherwise. Fifty-two percent of Arizona voters said they were less likely to support that lying shit Sen. Jeff Flake (R) due to his "no" vote, while 46 percent of Nevadans said the same of Sen. Dean Heller (R). More than a third of voters were less likely to back Alaska Sens. Mark Begich (D) and Murkowski. A previous poll found that Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.) also saw her ratings tumble 15 points, likely due in part to her vote against background checks. WTF were these cowards thinking? Their choices were to anger voters the NRA and they chose to anger voters. They KNEW background checks were supported by 89% of the voters and they said, "Screw my bosses, I want that NRA endorsement" and now they're screwed. ...unless, of course, the meek and mild Democratic mice decide not to list the damn facts for the super-fporgetful idiot voters in the debates coming up before their next election. Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Obama, Syria & Bush/Cheney by the Angry Liberal Link Over the last few days, the Obama administration has conveyed far-from-conclusive statements about the use of chemical weapons in Syria. When one hears phrases like "with varying degrees of confidence," it's quite a stretch to regard anything as certain. And yet it doesn't stop many on the right -- including more than few right-leaning friends of mine -- from directing criticism at Obama, claiming he had a "red line" which appears to have been crossed, so what is he waiting for? It's another chance for them to hopefully cast him as a wobbly Democrat when it comes to making difficult decisions about going to war or intervening militarily in another country. As always, Obama's no dope. He remembers all too well what happened when the prior administration acted on very inconclusive intel about WMD. He's definitely not going to make that same mistake. However, suppose the intel is 90% or 95% on-the-mark, that it's very likely Syria did indeed use chemical weapons, but yet it's not 99.9% ironclad. Will Obama delay in favor of getting a near-100% certain answer from intelligence sources? The way I understand it, it's a numbers thing. If 10-20 people have strange symptoms, that's one thing. If a village is gassed and hundreds of people die, Obama will have no choice but to explain things to Assad. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: those Boston searches Hell yeah we want the police to search for bombers, arrest them and let the DA prosecute their suspected asses, in front of a jury of their peers, Koresh and everybody. That is the rule of law. That is what I wanted after 9-11, too. In these searches for bombers, however, I DO NOT want the police ALSO finding a joint here, a plant there – and then handing THAT over to the DA for prosecution as well. Lockdowns and door-to-door searches for A SPECIFIC, NAMED and PHOTOGRAPHED PERSON who is believed to be hiding in a specific area, it seems to me is a very different thing from blanket searches and arrests based on whatever the police can find. Just a few thoughts from the land of the midnight sun. J. Olson If cops could learn to chill on the subject of pot, their popularity would rise. Send e-mail to Bart Hate Church vs Jason Collins Speaker cancelled for saying "Congrats" Link Former Green Bay Packers safety LeRoy Butler is out an $8,500 appearance fee after a hate church canceled his appearance because he congratulated NBA player Jason Collins. On his Twitter account, Collins wrote Monday, “Congrats to Jason Collins,” the basketball player who declared he is gay. The Wisconsin church Butler was to appear at didn’t like that and Butler shared the details via his Twitter account. “Wow, I was schedule to speak at a church in WI, and a member said that the pastor wants to cancel my event, I said ok why? “Then I was told, because I said congrats to Jason Collins on twitter, I said "Really? We have a contract," and the pastor said "Check the morals cause." “FYI the fee was 8500$,then I was told if i removed the tweet, and apologized and ask God for forgiveness, I can have the event, I said "No. Only god can judge,” First thing, a shot of Cuervo Gold in a filthy glass to coward Brad Biggs for not identifying the hate church. Why is Brad going out of his way to shield the haters in this story? Second, I hate $100 that says that pastor's morals clause is bullshit. Butler didn't get arrested for lewd misconduct - he wrote "Congrats" to some athlete. He should sue that hate church for his $8500 fee and teach the haters a lesson. If Jesus was real we could ask him if he loves gays and he'd say, "Of course," but he's as real as the Easter bunny so there's no sense in getting into that. And a giant "Fuck you" to that hater preacher. You time is over, Asshole. You haters are dying out and there's a new day coming. Kids today don't automatically hate someone because their pastor says they should. Maybe that hate church should hire gay-hater Chris Broussard to speak instead. Sidebar: This ia a REAL problem for the gay-hating GOP and the gay-hating "Christians." Whoever goes against Jason Collins is going to have MILLION of problems. For instance, Nike, the leading source of athletic endorsement dollars, says: "We admire Jason's courage and are proud that he is a Nike athlete. Nike believes in a level playing field where an athlete's sexual orientation is not a consideration." NMike HAD to say that - they had NO CHOICE. If they had dropped Collins today they'd see a backlash of historical proportions. Isn't it exciting? The world is changing right before our eyes (except for Obama) and we're WINNING. Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
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always has good stuff. Paul Ryan's 180 on Gay Adoption He has the consistency of warm baby poop Link Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Fascist) said Monday that he has changed his position on gay couples adopting children, WKOW reports. He was asked why he doesn't support same-sex marriage. Ryan said that while he believes marriage should only be between a man and a woman, he now regrets voting in 1999 to ban same-sex couples in the District of Columbia from adopting children. "Adoption, I’d vote differently these days. That was in my first term, 1999 or 2000," Ryan said. "I do believe that if there are children who are orphans who do not have a loving person or couple, I think if a person wants to love and raise a child they ought to be able to do that. Period. I would vote that way." Ryan claims he changed his position on same-sex adoptions years ago. Probably the top reason Thurston-Ryan lost last year is that they are such terrible liars. Hey Paul, why didn't you mention DURING THE CAMPAIGN that you were pro-gay adoption? And how can you be FOR gays adopting a child and be AGAINST gay marriage? Don't you want that child growing up in a stable home with loving parents? Do you want that child to grow up watching his Dad "date" a new guy every night? I think Ryan is flat-out lying. He's not pro-gay adoption, but he sees the writing on the wall. He might be one of the few Republicans smart enough to realize their party is dying because the world is chaging and if the dinosaurs can't change they'll die out. Ryan thinks he's got the Pole Position in the 2016 race. Sorry, Paul, you ain't got jack shit. You're Paul "Kill Social Security" Ryan and you'll always be that. Send e-mail to Bart See more
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My Google and Amazon checks were down again for April. At this rate, I'm not going to make it till next Christmas. I bought a $9 reading light for my keyboard (On a cloudy day I can't see the keys) but it didn't show up on my Amazon earning report which means I'm losing money. Sometimes the links work, sometimes they don't. That's unacceptable. I wrote to Amazon, they replied with: We don't have any performance coaching programs to assist with your site. Of course you don't - why bother to try to increase sales? I need to hire someone who knows about Amazon, who knows about Google, who knows about search engines, Facebook and whatever else I need to survive. I'm still getting enough hits to make a livng at this but apparently I can't do it with my IQ-of-64 brain. I need help. If I can get my Amazon and Google links working properly, I think I can avoid those diminishing-return fund-raisers that everybody hates. I will pay cash money. I will give you a percentage of the increase in income your knowledge brings. If I have to, I'll fly you here or I'll fly to you, but this has to happen. I have the traffic, I just don't know what to do with it. I need someone who knows what they're doing. If you know someone who knows what to do, I'll pay you a finders fee. Let's team up and make some money. You could be getting money from me in 2017 over some work you did one day back in 2013. *I* can help you, Bart I know all about this stuff Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Cunty) has his eyes on a potential presidential run says The National Review, citing discussions with the freshman Republican's inner circle. "Ted won’t be opening an Iowa office anytime soon, but he’s listening,” a friend said. "This is all in the early stages; nothing is official. It’s just building on its own.” God, if you make that happen I'll start going to church again. Send e-mail to Bart It appears to be a young girl... Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com This is NOT in the Bush Lie-Bury Supreme Court installs Unqualified Monkey Link Send e-mail to Bart Know Your Classics Link Subject: last issue's Classic Link Bart, that's Cannery Row by John Steinbeck, CG in Kauai Send Classic Lines to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link You won't forget this picture anytime soon... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Wal Mart People in Tehachapi I’m attaching a photograph taken in front of the Tehachapi Post Office Thursday afternoon (4/25/13). I guess it is a 1st amendment right, discussing. One thing for sure..... They are not Democrats, Susan Braindead racist Teabaggers can't figure out that: Their taxes have gone down under Obama. The budget is more balanced under Obama than Der Monkey Fuhrer. It's the Republicans who want to start more wars. They cannot be reasoned with. Send e-mail to Bart If you'd like to donate, but are short on cash, clicking on the Mystery Pages really helps. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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