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13 Benghazis Occurred on Bush's Watch
But funny, FOX News never mentioned it
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The Republican inquisition over the Benghazi attacks has never really gone away,
but it appears as though in the wake of the Boston Marathon bombing and the House
Oversight Committee’s Benghazi hearings this week there’s renewed psycho-histrionics
over Benghazi. Lindsey Graham and Fox News Channel in particular are each crapping
their cages over new allegations from an alleged whistleblower, while they continue to
deal in previously debunked falsehoods about the sequence of events during and following
the attacks. Fox News is predictably helming the biggest raft of hooey on the situation —
turning its attention to Hillary Clinton in an abundantly obvious early move to stymie
her presidential run before it even begins.
So I thought I’d revisit some territory I covered back in October as a bit of a refresher
— especially since it appears as if no one, including and especially the traditional press,
intends to ask any of these obnoxious, opportunistic liars about why they’re so obsessed
by this one attack yet they entirely ignored the dozen-plus consulate/embassy attacks that
occurred when George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were allegedly “keeping us safe.”
The Benghazi attacks are absolutely not unprecedented even though they’re being treated
that way by Republicans who are deliberately ignoring anything that happened prior to Obama.
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After three women were found locked away for over a decade in a Cleveland, Ohio home,
the American people paused and focused on this bizarre story. While most offered their
sympathy, one right-wing Pigboy wasn't so caring.
"Three brothers have been arrested in Cleveland, which voted Obama.
Not that that’s got anything to do with anything! One of who has a baby.
Double welfare benefits if one of the women has a baby.”
Well, at least he didn't call the women "sluts" for being raped for a decade.
I know - we should throw the vulgar Pigboy in a basement and chain him to the ceiling.
Then we'll find some orangutan and force Rush to fellate him every day and after ten years,
we'll let him go and tell that lazy fuck to stop being a leech and get a f-ing job.
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Perry, FOX on Religious Persecutions
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Todd Starnes of Fox News has dedicated himself to finding cases of Christians facing
persecution. Starnes recently reported that the military is deliberately blocking access to
a Baptist website and may court-martial Christian soldiers, and alleged that a school in
New York is forcing girls to kiss one another. However, these three incidents never happened.
On Sunday, Starnes filed another report on how a high school track team in Texas
“was disqualified from competing in the state championships because one of the
runners made a gesture thanking God after he crossed the finish line.”
Gov. Rick Perry wrote a letter to the University demanding an investigation:
In his letter, Perry said he would “not tolerate the suppression of religious freedom anywhere.”
Religious Right groups such as the Liberty Institute and Liberty Counsel both
jumped on the story, as did Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst and Attorney General Greg Abbott.
But much like the student who was supposedly given detention for praying in school
when he was actually disciplined for fighting, the Texas athlete wasn’t thanking God
and he wasn’t even disqualified for the gesture he made at the finish line.
The student was actually disqualified for inappropriate behavior towards the referee,
and he and his dad now admit that the incident had nothing to do with religious expression.
These people claim to dedicate themselves to Christ,
but then they lie every time they open their mouths.
Why does the truth not serve them?
If they can't they find ANY factual examples of Christian persecution,
it must mean there ARE NO examples of Christian persecution.
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Subject: wish you had a 'like' button
Bart,
There are so many times that I wish you had a "like" button on your blog.
You say some hilarious and spot-on stuff and I wish there was a quick and easy way
for us readers to give you a "thumbs up", just so you know that we noticed it.
For example, you said:
< That means Graham will have to say super-stupid things to please his new Teabagging masters.
< But how will we know when Graham starts saying super-stupid things?
Hilarious!!
Hang in there bro!
Bluedeer
We are working on the new system.
Apparently there's a money-vs-time correlation, meaning it would've
been done by now if I made a million dollars a month like Kos does/did.
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Guess who's going to be gang-raped daily
until they eventually decide to murder him?
Nancy Grace, Dangerously Crazy
Link from Wikipedia
The Supreme Court of Georgia has twice commented on Grace's conduct as a prosecutor.
First, in a 1994 heroin drug trafficking case, Bell v. State, the Court declared a mistrial, saying that
Grace had "exceeded the wide latitude of closing argument" by drawing comparisons to unrelated
murder and rape cases.
In 1997 the court was more severe, overturning the murder-arson conviction of W. W. Carr in the
death of his wife. The court concluded "the conduct of the prosecuting attorney in this case demonstrated
her disregard of the notions of due process and fairness, and was inexcusable".
Despite upholding the conviction she sought, a panel of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals wrote that
they agreed with the magistrate judge who said Grace "played fast and loose" with her ethical duties,
"we cannot say that any false testimony clearly rose to the level of a due process violation" and failed
to "fulfill her responsibilities" as a prosecutor in the 1990 triple murder trial of Herbert Stephens.
The court agreed that it was "difficult to conclude that Grace did not knowingly use testimony" from
a detective that there were no other suspects, despite the existence of outstanding arrest warrants for other men.
While waiting for the verdict yesterday, Nancy Grace explained the meaning of death.
"When you die, that's it. You know that college you were talking about going to?
Forget it, you're dead. You're not going to any college. You're not going anywhere - you're dead."
I'm glad she cleared that up because I thought all dead people went to college.
But she's making millions for HLN so they don't care if she's fast and loose with the facts,
or fails to fulfill her responsibilities or flat-out lies like the vulgar Pigboy.
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Subject: your goofy atheism
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy atheism is repulsive
and tells me to quit reading your column..I don’t give a shit what your religion
(or lack thereof) is, I just don’t need to hear it.
Jerry G
So, it's OK if I have strong opinions - as long as you agree with them?
Where does it end?
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on pot is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on poker is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on Shirley Manson is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on gun ownership is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on military rape is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on priest rape is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on Rush Limbaugh is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on tequila is repulsive.
Sorry I can't be all things to all people all the time.
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Perry, FOX on Religious Persecutions
Link
Todd Starnes of Fox News has dedicated himself to finding cases of Christians facing
persecution. Starnes recently reported that the military is deliberately blocking access to
a Baptist website and may court-martial Christian soldiers, and alleged that a school in
New York is forcing girls to kiss one another. However, these three incidents never happened.
On Sunday, Starnes filed another report on how a high school track team in Texas
“was disqualified from competing in the state championships because one of the
runners made a gesture thanking God after he crossed the finish line.”
Gov. Rick Perry wrote a letter to the University demanding an investigation:
In his letter, Perry said he would “not tolerate the suppression of religious freedom anywhere.”
Religious Right groups such as the Liberty Institute and Liberty Counsel both
jumped on the story, as did Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst and Attorney General Greg Abbott.
But much like the student who was supposedly given detention for praying in school
when he was actually disciplined for fighting, the Texas athlete wasn’t thanking God
and he wasn’t even disqualified for the gesture he made at the finish line.
The student was actually disqualified for inappropriate behavior towards the referee,
and he and his dad now admit that the incident had nothing to do with religious expression.
These people claim to dedicate themselves to Christ,
but then they lie every time they open their mouths.
Why does the truth not serve them?
If they can't they find ANY factual examples of Christian persecution,
it must mean there ARE NO examples of Christian persecution.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: wish you had a 'like' button
Bart,
There are so many times that I wish you had a "like" button on your blog.
You say some hilarious and spot-on stuff and I wish there was a quick and easy way
for us readers to give you a "thumbs up", just so you know that we noticed it.
For example, you said:
< That means Graham will have to say super-stupid things to please his new Teabagging masters.
< But how will we know when Graham starts saying super-stupid things?
Hilarious!!
Hang in there bro!
Bluedeer
We are working on the new system.
Apparently there's a money-vs-time correlation, meaning it would've
been done by now if I made a million dollars a month like Kos does/did.
Send e-mail to Bart
Guess who's going to be gang-raped daily
until they eventually decide to murder him?
Nancy Grace, Dangerously Crazy
Link from Wikipedia
The Supreme Court of Georgia has twice commented on Grace's conduct as a prosecutor.
First, in a 1994 heroin drug trafficking case, Bell v. State, the Court declared a mistrial, saying that
Grace had "exceeded the wide latitude of closing argument" by drawing comparisons to unrelated
murder and rape cases.
In 1997 the court was more severe, overturning the murder-arson conviction of W. W. Carr in the
death of his wife. The court concluded "the conduct of the prosecuting attorney in this case demonstrated
her disregard of the notions of due process and fairness, and was inexcusable".
Despite upholding the conviction she sought, a panel of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals wrote that
they agreed with the magistrate judge who said Grace "played fast and loose" with her ethical duties,
"we cannot say that any false testimony clearly rose to the level of a due process violation" and failed
to "fulfill her responsibilities" as a prosecutor in the 1990 triple murder trial of Herbert Stephens.
The court agreed that it was "difficult to conclude that Grace did not knowingly use testimony" from
a detective that there were no other suspects, despite the existence of outstanding arrest warrants for other men.
While waiting for the verdict yesterday, Nancy Grace explained the meaning of death.
"When you die, that's it. You know that college you were talking about going to?
Forget it, you're dead. You're not going to any college. You're not going anywhere - you're dead."
I'm glad she cleared that up because I thought all dead people went to college.
But she's making millions for HLN so they don't care if she's fast and loose with the facts,
or fails to fulfill her responsibilities or flat-out lies like the vulgar Pigboy.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: your goofy atheism
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy atheism is repulsive
and tells me to quit reading your column..I don’t give a shit what your religion
(or lack thereof) is, I just don’t need to hear it.
Jerry G
So, it's OK if I have strong opinions - as long as you agree with them?
Where does it end?
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on pot is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on poker is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on Shirley Manson is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on gun ownership is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on military rape is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on priest rape is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on Rush Limbaugh is repulsive.
I usually find your humor entertaining…but your goofy stance on tequila is repulsive.
Sorry I can't be all things to all people all the time.
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Brewer makes Obama Look Bad
Crazy racist bitch is to Obama's Left on Pot
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Gov. Jan Brewer has cleared one hurdle for new research on the possible medical benefits of marijuana.
Without comment the governor on Tuesday signed legislation to permit possession of the drug on college
and university campuses. The measure takes effect later this year.
If only our Democratic president was as forward-thinking as that crazy racist bitch, Jan Brewer.
"Eric, marijuana is as dangerous and heroin and LSD
and I don't care if it helps the sick and the dying,
raid some more state licensed pot farms RIGHT NOW!"
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Subject: Internet Sales Tax
Bart,
In my opinion, with the "closing of the loophole", USA will inch closer to the Third World.
They are killing the chicken of the golden eggs to get the ingot inside.
Gonzalo
Our Democrats could make a screwdriver stop working.
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All Idol Judges to be Fired
That's the report that was leaked
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Newcomers Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban and even veteran judge
Randy Jackson will all be fired, a new report on The Wrap claims.
"All four are gone," one insider is quoted as saying. "They feel they've lost
their core audience and they want it back."
As producers supposedly build the new judges' panel from scratch, they plan
to adopt a more economic approach to recruiting talent. "No more big checks
for divas," the source told The Wrap, after Carey netted a reported $18 million
for one year, Minaj nabbed $12 million, and Lopez made $15 million.
Idol's biggest problem is they ignore their younger viewers.
They get the oldest coots on music to come and "mentor" these kids.
Tony Bennett, Dionne Warwick. Harry Connick Jr, Smokey Robinson, etc.
Tonight's guest is Rod Stewart - do these kids even know these old codgers?
These acts are too old for ME, much less the 18-34 demographic Idol needs to survive.
Worse, they forced these 16 years olds to say, "I LOVE Dionne Warwick - she's my idol,"
when you just know they've never heard a song by these ancient pyramids.
Nicki Minaj is a breath of fresh air that Idol deperately needed - so she's gotta go?
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Jim Porter wants to own human beings
and he can't understand why
"northerners" don't agree with him.
Know Your Classics
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Subject: last issue's Classic Link
Hola Bart,
That is the opening sentence from "Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy.
Padre Mickey
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Subject: Cleveland girls kidnapped to cook?
Bart, you wrote:
>as if three evil men would kidnap three young girls to cook and do the dishes...
My wife says that if these women really were kidnapped to cook, clean and do laundry
then these men will never be convicted by a jury of all women.
Dennis
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Meg I'll-have-what-she's-having Ryan,
Mike at the University of Georgia, Athens
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Meg I'll-have-what-she's-having Ryan,
Mike at the University of Georgia, Athens
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, that’s Memphis, where I am today. The bridge on the left connects
Tennessee with Arkansas, allowing free movement of right wing lunatics.
The tall building on the right is the original HQ of National Bank of Commerce,
now part of SunTrust; on the left is the original HQ of Union Planters,
now part of Regions Bank.
In a just world, you would be able to see federal agents
leading bankers out of those building in handcuffs.
Steve in the ATL in MEM
Obama's too busy chasing legal pot smokers and poker players so there's
no time to go after the banksters who stole TRILLIONS od dollars from us.
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I suppose this is a car...
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1948 Chrysler Town & Country Convertible Coupe Woody.
Pretty spiffy set of wheels.
Sooz
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's Charles Kuralt, famous for his CBS News
segments On the Road and host of CBS' Sunday Morning.
After his death it turned out he had a separate family in Montana.
Cheers,
Bruce
Bart,
That is Charles Kuralt. He, like Charles Lindbergh, had two families.
Oops, Lindbergh actually had three.
Jim W.
How does one keep the two wives separated in his head?
Charles: "I brought you roses for your birthday, Darling!"
Wife: "I f-ing hate roses and my birthday's in July."
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