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Wednesday June 26, 2013 Vol 3084 - Palomino
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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 This Just In... Free at Last! Whore Court strikes down DOMA; Backs ‘dignity’ of same-sex marriages On MSNBC, Rachel was going crazy, as she should've been. Congrats to gays everywhere. They were right - it DOES get better. I guess the whore court likes gays more than Blacks. Does this mean gays can now get married in backwards hell-holes like Oklahoma? Gays now have civil rights - damn! A shot of Chinaco to gays everywhere - party tonight! Note: I turned on FOX News to watch the meltdown - but they're ignoring this news. Send e-mail to Bart Is Snowden Already Dead? We may never hear from Snowden again. Now that he's in Putin's custody, can Putin allow him to leave and possibly reveal what it was that he gave Putin? I don't think so. Seems the only way we'll hear from Snowdon again is if he had nothing. IF he stole many big secrets, as he claims he has, that would probably kill him. Seems he'll only survive if he was bluffing or gave Putin very little. Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Zimmerman got in his truck, with his gun, and drove around until he found an unarmed Black boy to defend himself against. Will the all-white jury see it that way? Shop
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Whore Court Green Lights Racism Blacks have no legal right to vote, they rule Link Civil rights groups across the South expressed bitter disappointment on Tuesday over a U.S. Whore Court ruling that struck down the 1965 Voting Rights Act, and urged Congress to pass a new law to prevent Republicans from blocking Black voters in racist Southern states. "The Supreme Court has given license and permission to go full speed ahead in the prevention of voter registration of African-Americans and Latinos," said Scott Douglas, an outraged voter. Carroll Rhodes, an attorney for the Mississippi chapter of the NAACP, said the group was "devastated" by the racist Whore Court ruling, one of the most important on civil rights in years. Black voting remains a contentious issue in modern-day U.S. politics, especially in the super-racist South. I would imagine this will anger and moticate Black voters. They should throw out every Republican in congress as their revenge. A shot of horse urine for the we-hate-Blacks whore court. 2
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Marc Perkel interviewed about NSA spying Link then scroll a bit Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Perkel Sure Marc Perkel is angry. He isn’t cowering at the racially and religiously motivated and exaggerated Bushit scare tactics about the preponderance of chances for terrorists mass murdering innocent US citizens. He’s angry at the thought of cowering US citizens being willing to give up constitutional rights because some say we should, in order to be “safer”. Bush and his trainers were wrong and Obama follows their path where he should put up a roadblock. Patrick H Subject: Perkel Sounds like Perkel has gone off his meds. JB Subject: Perkel Man, I've always thought Perkel was a pretty level-headed guy. Agreed with him on lots of stuff. But lately, he seems to have gone over the edge in the "Obama is the devil" boat. Hopefully, it's a temporary condition. Dan L Why can't Perkel just be a man who's passionate about politics? Plus, when Perkel argues, he makes points, he doesn't spend all day talking about how stupid the people are who disagree with him. Send e-mail to Bart Scalia admits he's a racist
Subject: Bart, you've lost it [Snowden] Link You are losing me as a reader, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, Bart. I realize that every time I state an opinion, I'm going to lose more readers. If I was smart, I'd stop having opinions and just do "Mystery Cars" for a living. Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer We do the repairs magically, over the Net. Yesterday, I had a computer problem, so I called Jordan. I'd gotten a new router and I got my main computer working, (miracle) with my IQ of 64, I had no idea how to reconfig the living room TV to shake hands with the new router so I texted Jordon, he asked, "Is this a good time to login?" I assured him it was and in mere minutes, he connected my new router or WiFi (whatever) and I was back in business. Funny, I've known him for seven years and he still says, "Yes, Sir" when answering a question. His competency is what makes BWCR a great deal. His early-Elvis manners makes it special. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair Sign up now! We come to you! The Texas GOP Hates Women Dems Win Abortion Battle in Texas Sen. Wendy Davis becomes a Dem hero overnight Link Jeering protesters helped stop Texas women-haters from passing one of the toughest abortion measures in the country, shouting down Senate Republicans and forcing them to miss a midnight deadline to pass the bill. An hour later, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst said, “with all the ruckus and noise going on, I couldn’t sign the bill.” He denounced the more than 400 protesters who staged what they called “a people’s filibuster” from 11:45 p.m. to well past midnight. He denied mishandling the debate. Dewhurst hinted that Gov. Rick Perry may immediately call another special session. Sen. Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, spent most of the day staging an old-fashioned filibuster, attracting wide support, including a mention from Obama’s Twitter account. Her Twitter following went from 1,200 in the morning to more than 20,000 by Tuesday night. Two shots of Chinaco for Wendy Davis, who went 13 hours without a bathroom break to block the women-hating sons of bitches. If signed into law, the Republican' draconian measures would close almost every abortion clinic in Texas, a state 773 miles wide and 790 miles long with 26 million people. A woman living along the Mexico border or in West Texas would have to drive hundreds of miles to obtain an abortion if the law passes. Damn, that's some hatefuil shit. They don't even try to hide their hatred for women. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Snowden, secrets, and police states Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty's Entertainment Page
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'Under the Dome' makes strong summer debut Link Stephen King's "Under the Dome" performed phenomenally for CBS on Monday night. The series pulled in 13.14 million viewers with its first episode, making it the most-watched summer drama premiere on any network since 1992. The series will stretch the story of a town cut off from the world by a mysterious dome-shaped force field across 13 episodes. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Cuba / Snowdon Bart, you wrote: < Hey, screw history - what about his pole-dancing girlfriend? < Does she want to move to Cuba? It's taken a long time to get around to writing this, and I do so with quite a bit of sadness, but the Snowdon issue is the tipping point for me, and you've lost an erstwhile admirer with your approach to the matter. I write as a longtime reader. The pole-dancing joke is what turned you off? I was trying to lighten the mood because some people are very, very angry these days. There are more than enough establishment positions to be found in the general media - I don't need to visit bartcop.com to see more of the same. If all you're going to do with a story is to parrot the official line, then move on - otherwise, what distinguishes you from the MSM? You're not making sense. I stand with my Democratic president on this one issue and that makes me an MSM parrot? Do you know how many people left because of my "constant Obama-bashing?" Why am I not entitled to my own opinion? Why is your opinion valid but mine is all bullshit? People want me to be insane with rage over the NSA issue, but my life hasn't changed. I have a great time every single day. Nobody has more fun than Ol' Bart, but you're leaving because I haven't manufactured enough fake outrage? You're asking me to be angry when I'm happy. I refuse. But given your marked drift to the right, which in fairness is just going with the flow these days, I have no reason to sponsor or visit you - except to admire the rather excellent cartoons. Maybe you should check on what they're saying. You accuse me of going with the flow, then you demand that I change to agree with you. Does anyone reading this think that makes sense? Possibly - probably - this will get the standard snip&snipe treatment, which has served you very well in your debates. There is a myth that people send me too-clever-to-answer e-mails and I have to cut out the good parts because I can't think of a way to answer their very hard questions. I can answer ANY fucking question anybody sends me. I might not know the answer, but there's no question I need to hide from. I printed every word you sent - even the parts that make no sense. Take care, but farewell. Glenn (from the UK). The only thing your forgot to say is that you were going to send me a donation, but now that I've turned MSM parrot, you can put that money back in your pocket. Lastly, if you're looking for manufactured outrage, Pigboy, Hannity, O'Reilly and Beck are masters of it. Sorry I'm not as unhappy as you are. I have 3084 issues online with maybe 80 topics in each issue. So, out of a quarter million opinions I've expressed, I'm glad you found one that pissed you off enough to throw a hissy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: HYPOCRITICAL SO-CALLED LIBERALS -- Why do you hate white people so much, especially white Southerners? What did they ever do to you? You think you are so tolerant. You are prejudiced against white Southerners. Isn't that ironic? Here you are whining all the time about racist white people, yet you are racist against Southerners. How come it's okay to hate white people and Southerners yet it's not okay to hate blacks??? Can you explain that to me? You are just as racist as the Southern people you hate so much. One of these days karma will come back and bite you on your big, fat, ugly white ass! Shirley D. Jackson Shirley, thanks for that. Yours was one of the nicer letters I got today. ...and yes, I hate all white people. Send e-mail to Bart Yesterday's OMG! Don't Look Down Picture Link Link was bad . Send e-mail to Bart New Texas Motto: We're five times more fucked than Oklahoma. Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Snowden Dear Bart; There is a big difference between what Snowden has leaked so far and, say, leaking the identity of an undercover US Intelligence agent, like Cheney and Libby did. With all due respect, we have NO IDEA what secrets Snowden stole. We also have no idea what secrets he's given to China and Russia. So far, Snowden has merely been filling in for a dysfunctional media by telling us when the government is lying to us. If our media was doing its job, Snowden would be an unknown confirming what was common knowledge to a non-existing audience. As long as he limits his disclosures this way, I’m for him, as I would be for any news organization that started serving the public interest by telling us the truth. It sounds like you're saying EVERY national security secret needs to be exposed. Surely that's not what you meant to say. If he goes traitor, like Cheney or Libby, and starts giving up identities of undercover US agents, then I would have to say his motive was treason all along. IF he goes traitor? What do you call giving four computers of NSA secrets to Russia? If, on the other hand, he has information about secret agent identities and he does not release it, that would seem to prove that treason was not his motive. Warm regards, Jim W He has no say over what he releases and doesn't release. Putin owns him now - you can't dispute that. Snowden left the "tyranny" of the United States to go to fucking Russia. Who knows what secrets he'd giving to Putin right now? We could conceivably go to war over these leaks and Russia's aggressive courting of Snowden. Snowden is no hero. Send e-mail to Bart Best toon I've seen this year I could live in a 49-state USA Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, I am guessing that this is a pic of a young Beyonce. Rosemary in Columbus Rosemary, you did good - very few people got that. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Snowden Bart: It appears that Vlad the KGB Impaler Putin has “taken the measure” of President Obama, and found him lacking. I seem to remember another Russian Premier 50 years ago who took the measure of another young Democratic President, and found him lacking, and then challenged him by moving nuclear missiles to Cuba. That young President showed his wisdom and foresight and defused that situation with some extraordinary chess moves. I also remember that the Kennedy family supported Obama over Hillary Clinton in 2008, believing that Obama embodied the character and fitness of JFK, and was better suited to carry out his legacy. For our sake, I sure hope that they were right. Rob in Chicago Subject: Snowden Snowden exposed the NSA. The NSA is not our country Bart. The NSA is a very powerful branch of the Intelligence Industrial Complex that is way out of control. Snowden is a very brave and well intentioned American citizen. He’s trying to tell us that our secret government programs are destroying our personal rights of privacy. Think Bart, Think. Hugo Snowden gave four NSA computers to Russia - you're OK with that? I wish I was as smart as you. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Nobody got Seoul, South Korea. Send e-mail to Bart 73 seconds, SFW
Can you imagine getting that phone call? Name the Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that is a 1960 Plymouth Fury which came with an optional dashboard record player. Link michaelgy Send e-mail to Bart What is today's History Mystery? Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Hey Bart, "Oh, the humanity..." That's the Hindenburg on its way to Lakehurst, NJ to a horrific, fiery end in 1937. You're the voice of reason, Bart. Keep fighting the good fight. Stef FOX
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Subject: donations Hey Bart, I like it when I disagree with you - and I hugely appreciate your site. I've been reading now for more than a decade. Always enjoyable. Perhaps especially so when I think you're off your rocker. Keep Swingin, Dude. All the Best, DT DT, thanks for that. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com seems to be my best bet to stay on the Tubes ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Harry Potter's Emma Watson Check out over 900 sexy and tasteful photos of Emma Watson Do me a favor if you peruse the hotties - if you see the slightest hint of nudity - any hint at all - tell me. More hot babes in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties... Send Your Hottie Suggestions to Bart Use
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