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even though in our hearts we felt he was guilty,”
-- Zippy Juror B-29 Link
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Ethics Committee vs Bachmann
Is that why she agreed not to run again?
Link
Allegations surrounding Michele Bachmann and her brief presidential campaign are getting further examination
from the House Ethics Committee.
The panel said in a brief statement Friday it is extending until at least September a review of Bachmann's case,
which was referred to it by the Office of Congressional Ethics, an independent investigative body. T.
William McGinley, a lawyer for Bachmann, acknowledged the OCE investigation in March, saying it was tied to her
presidential bid and that she was cooperating with the investigation. Bachmann has denied any wrongdoing but
announced in May she would not seek re-election.
In January, a former Bachmann aide sent a letter to the FEC alleging that Bachmann made improper payments to
an Iowa state senator who served as her state chairman.
Earlier this month, Javier Sanchez, a former top aide to Bachmann, was arrested and charged with thefts that
took place in a House office building. Sanchez has left Bachmann's office and is charged with petty theft.
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Subject: Now the Feds want our password
It's like there's no end to it.
It's like they are doing it just to show their dominance.
Now the Feds are demanding our passwords to everything we log into.
How is that going to stop terrorists? What's going to happen is some NSA contractor
is going to steal those passwords and sell them to people who are going to break into
millions of bank accounts and clean you out.
Why try to break into secure bank computers when you can get it all in one place by
breaking into government computers? Edward Snowden proved to us that they aren't secure.
Marc Perkel
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Pigboy Fired by Distibutor
Hannity's getting the ax, too, they say
Link
Politico reports that America's No. 2 radio network is dropping Pigboy Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.
Rush Limbaugh and Cumulus Media, the company that distributes the fat bastard's hate show in some
40 major markets, are headed for divorce, says Dylan Byers at Politico.
Citing "an industry source," Byers says that Cumulus — the No. 2 radio network behind Clear Channel
— won't renew either the contract of Limbaugh or fellow Nazi pig Sean Hannity at the end of the year.
This is "a major shakeup for the radio industry," Byers adds, and it's hard to argue with that. Limbaugh
and Hannity have the biggest and second-biggest talk radio shows, respectively, in the country. By a lot.
That also makes Limbaugh and Hannity very expensive, and this reported move by Cumulus to dump
the two stars is about money. They are represented by Premiere Networks and Premiere reportedly
wants more money than Cumulus thinks Limbaugh and Hannity are worth.
Is this the end of hate radio?
The radio waves are constipated with Pigboy-wannabes, it's all radio has had to offer for decades.
And with hate radio dying, can the GOP be far behind?
To survive, they hate to give up the hate.
They refuse to give up the hate, thus they will die.
A shot of Chinaco for the inevitable death of the GOP.
Subject: Zippy the Hero
Hey, Bart. Do you know what Zimmerman did to "rescue" that family?
He called 9-1-1, just like a dozen other motorists did that day. This is being blown way out of proportion.
Zimmerman actually stayed in his vehicle while watching others rescue the family. FOX lied. What's new?
He finally learned to stay in his vehicle...
The people who really rescued that family should be getting the media attention.
I am guessing this is why the family does not want to talk the media.
If they tell the truth, Zimmerman might kill them...
Pat
ha ha
We know one thing: If Zippy should end up killing that family that snubbed him
"it would be God's will."
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Chevy Impala named Top Sedan
CR: Detroit gets a rare win for quality
Link
In a rare move, Consumer Reports has rated a large sedan from a United States automaker as the
best in its category. It's the first time in more than 20 years the auto editors at Consumer Reports
have rated a domestic model as the best sedan in the market.
The car is the new, 2014 Chevy Impala.
Consumer Reports rated the car at 95 out of 100, calling it "excellent."
"The Impala's performance is one more indicator of an emerging domestic renaissance," said Jake Fisher,
director of Consumer Reports automotive testing. A score of 95 makes the new Impala among the
highest rated vehicles CR has ever reviewed.
Last year, Consumer Reports rated the previous version of the Impala a mediocre 63 out of 100.
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Subject: "Snowden honored his oath?"
Bart:
Maybe the oath he honoured was the implicit one that every US citizen is supposed to honour - To uphold your constitution.
(lost the name)
So why even bother to take the NSA oath if one's personal interpretation of the Constitution
is ALWAYS going trump that punk-ass NSA oath?
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Holder: No More Pot Raids
That was 2009 - what changed, Eric?
Link
In response to a question at a Wednesday news conference, US Attorney General
Eric Holder said the Justice Department will no longer raid medical marijuana
dispensaries in states where they are legal under state law.
The announcement marks the fulfillment of a President Obama campaign promise,
and it marks the end of 13 years of stubborn federal resistance to state medical
marijuana programs.
Obama turned out to be worse than Bush - at least on this one subject.
Bush knew how to f-ing chill - I'm so old I remember when Obama knew, too.
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Subject: The North Pole
Bart, the North Pole always melts a little in the Summer.
It's because the get almost 24 hours of sunlight per day in the Summer.
I noticed the ice build up on the South Pole is not mentioned.
A little fear-mongering never hurt the cause now did it?
Chuck the climate change denier
So, you and Jim Inhofe are think-alikes, eh?
I saw something on CBS the other day.
They said most of Southern Florida is six feet above sea level.
They said in 40 years, that six feet will be under water because of melting ice.
So if you're 20 years old, you're going to see Florida get swallowed up.
But yeah, don't you just hate climate-change fear-mongering?
PS. Don't ask for proof, I didn't research it, I just heard what I heard on CBS.
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Subject: God likes pot
Bart, you wrote:
...God says pot is bad and we must make God happy,
no matter how many kids die each month from drug violence.
Psalm 104:14 HE causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man...
Keep hammerin,
Randall
heh heh
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Pigboy Fired by Distibutor
Hannity's getting the ax, too, they say
Link
Politico reports that America's No. 2 radio network is dropping Pigboy Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.
Rush Limbaugh and Cumulus Media, the company that distributes the fat bastard's hate show in some
40 major markets, are headed for divorce, says Dylan Byers at Politico.
Citing "an industry source," Byers says that Cumulus — the No. 2 radio network behind Clear Channel
— won't renew either the contract of Limbaugh or fellow Nazi pig Sean Hannity at the end of the year.
This is "a major shakeup for the radio industry," Byers adds, and it's hard to argue with that. Limbaugh
and Hannity have the biggest and second-biggest talk radio shows, respectively, in the country. By a lot.
That also makes Limbaugh and Hannity very expensive, and this reported move by Cumulus to dump
the two stars is about money. They are represented by Premiere Networks and Premiere reportedly
wants more money than Cumulus thinks Limbaugh and Hannity are worth.
Is this the end of hate radio?
The radio waves are constipated with Pigboy-wannabes, it's all radio has had to offer for decades.
And with hate radio dying, can the GOP be far behind?
To survive, they hate to give up the hate.
They refuse to give up the hate, thus they will die.
A shot of Chinaco for the inevitable death of the GOP.
Subject: Zippy the Hero
Hey, Bart. Do you know what Zimmerman did to "rescue" that family?
He called 9-1-1, just like a dozen other motorists did that day. This is being blown way out of proportion.
Zimmerman actually stayed in his vehicle while watching others rescue the family. FOX lied. What's new?
He finally learned to stay in his vehicle...
The people who really rescued that family should be getting the media attention.
I am guessing this is why the family does not want to talk the media.
If they tell the truth, Zimmerman might kill them...
Pat
ha ha
We know one thing: If Zippy should end up killing that family that snubbed him
"it would be God's will."
Send e-mail to Bart
Chevy Impala named Top Sedan
CR: Detroit gets a rare win for quality
Link
In a rare move, Consumer Reports has rated a large sedan from a United States automaker as the
best in its category. It's the first time in more than 20 years the auto editors at Consumer Reports
have rated a domestic model as the best sedan in the market.
The car is the new, 2014 Chevy Impala.
Consumer Reports rated the car at 95 out of 100, calling it "excellent."
"The Impala's performance is one more indicator of an emerging domestic renaissance," said Jake Fisher,
director of Consumer Reports automotive testing. A score of 95 makes the new Impala among the
highest rated vehicles CR has ever reviewed.
Last year, Consumer Reports rated the previous version of the Impala a mediocre 63 out of 100.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: "Snowden honored his oath?"
Bart:
Maybe the oath he honoured was the implicit one that every US citizen is supposed to honour - To uphold your constitution.
(lost the name)
So why even bother to take the NSA oath if one's personal interpretation of the Constitution
is ALWAYS going trump that punk-ass NSA oath?
Send e-mail to Bart
Holder: No More Pot Raids
That was 2009 - what changed, Eric?
Link
In response to a question at a Wednesday news conference, US Attorney General
Eric Holder said the Justice Department will no longer raid medical marijuana
dispensaries in states where they are legal under state law.
The announcement marks the fulfillment of a President Obama campaign promise,
and it marks the end of 13 years of stubborn federal resistance to state medical
marijuana programs.
Obama turned out to be worse than Bush - at least on this one subject.
Bush knew how to f-ing chill - I'm so old I remember when Obama knew, too.
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: The North Pole
Bart, the North Pole always melts a little in the Summer.
It's because the get almost 24 hours of sunlight per day in the Summer.
I noticed the ice build up on the South Pole is not mentioned.
A little fear-mongering never hurt the cause now did it?
Chuck the climate change denier
So, you and Jim Inhofe are think-alikes, eh?
I saw something on CBS the other day.
They said most of Southern Florida is six feet above sea level.
They said in 40 years, that six feet will be under water because of melting ice.
So if you're 20 years old, you're going to see Florida get swallowed up.
But yeah, don't you just hate climate-change fear-mongering?
PS. Don't ask for proof, I didn't research it, I just heard what I heard on CBS.
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Subject: God likes pot
Bart, you wrote:
...God says pot is bad and we must make God happy,
no matter how many kids die each month from drug violence.
Psalm 104:14 HE causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man...
Keep hammerin,
Randall
heh heh
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Subject: My trip to Lowe's
Hey Bart,
Thought you might enjoy this collage I compiled of my yesterday's activities.
I saw this sticker on a car parked next to me at Lowe's so I wrote him a note:
Here's what the note said:
All the best,
Max
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Dean: "Dress Like Aunt Jemima"
That's what she told her Black employees?
Link
The Paula Deen racism scandal just got reignited thanks to a New York Times story Thursday
that claims Deen asked black employees to dress like Aunt Jemima.
The profile of Deen's cook Dora Charles overflows with allegations of racist behavior.
Deen allegedly paid black employees less than white ones and used racial slurs.
But it is Deen's idea of Confederate-tinged dinner theater that may be the most unseemly element of the story.
Charles tells the Times that she refused Deen's requests to ring a dinner bell in front of Dean's restaurant and,
in the words of the paper, holler for "people to come and get it."
"I said, 'I'm not ringing no bell,'" Charles told the paper. "That's a symbol to me of what we used to do back in the day."
Deen finally found an African-American employee willing to perform this throwback to plantation life in
Charles' friend and colleague Ineata Jones, who the Times reports is nicknamed Jellyroll. The paper says
that postcards of Jones ringing a dinner bell are for sale at her stores (pictured).
Jones drew the line at dressing like Aunt Jemima. ha ha
I didn't know ringing a bell and yelling "Come and get it" was racist.
Seems like I've seen that in a hundred westerns.
But the Aunt Jamima is going a little too far.
Does that make Colonel Sanders racist?
Funny how food is so wrapped up in racism.
Fried chicken, watermelon, chitlins, ham hocks and collard greens...
Those are all racist foods, right?
Weeks ago on Big Brother, Aaryn (not Aryan) the racist Republican
told an Asian-looking woman that she should "Go cook some rice."
I get that she was trying to be racist, but that seems more dumb than racist.
What if you say to a Mexican, "Go cook some tacos?" Is that racist?
What if you tell an American, "Go cook a hamburger?"
What if you tell a Frenchman, "Go cook some snails?"
What if you tell an Italian, "Go cook a pizza?"
Food can be so racist.
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Subject: Snowden
I’m with you on the Snowden thing, Bart.
Snowden fled to Russia, a gangster run oiligarchy.
He keeps threatening, through Greenwald, more leaks to embarrass the U.S.
That’s impossible, ‘cause we invade countries and kill people all over the planet
and we don’t much care who knows.
Good point.
Some US official even expose our own CIA agents for personal revenge.
If Snowden really wants to help out us peasants, maybe he could tell us how much
drug/terrorist money the banks are laundering, or what happened to the billions “lost” in Iraq.
Or where all the opium in Afghanistan goes, etc.
So far, nothing but a lot of international posing and vague threats.
IOW, the enemy of my enemy may be an asshole.
KMG
Great point about what Snowden is revealing.
He could be helping the 99 percent.
He could be exposing the biggest bank frauds in the world.
He could tell us who made the most profit on 9-11, but nooooooooooooo.
He maybe could tell us where Bush's $350M stolen every day went in Iraq.
Of all the smoking guns in the world, he exposes our terror-watch program
and then threatens "to bring America to her knees."
I don't get why 53% of Democrats trust Snowden over Obama.
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Subject: marijuana laws
I live in a state that just legalized marijuana and has had medical marijuana for years.
I am happy about this because I have a family member who needs it very much for
pain relief and for hitting herself. She is severely retarded. It works great!!!
No chemical drug has ever helped her like this.
However there is one thing I am very unhappy about. When my neighbor smokes cigarettes outside,
the smoke comes into my house, into my lungs and gives me a headache. There is someone in the
neighborhood who likes to burn a wood fire in an outdoor fire pit on most nice summer evenings.
The smoke comes into my house and stinks it up and many nights wakes me up in the wee hours.
I usually wake with a cough on those mornings.
Since our vote to legalize MJ, our city government has decided they do not want marijuana sold
in our city, so they have made zoning laws to prevent it. The thing that really ticks me off is that
they would not lift a finger to keep my house and my lungs free from others' cigarette smoke or
wood smoke. Both are encouraged. Tobacco is sold everywhere, and almost every house is built
with a fireplace, and fire pits are sold at many stores. But MMJ which is usually eaten and relieves
pain cannot be sold even when it is legal.
I would love to have five minutes with President Obama,
I think I could change his mind.
janet
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Subject: More answers (last issue)
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Subject: Snowden Debate
By stubbornly repeating, “I don't like him. I have plenty of experience with scumbags and hustlers,”
you seem to be crying out: “There’s no reasoning with ME, so don’t waste your time.”
The situation is this:
You love the guy, he's your hero and I disagree with you.
That makes you very angry and I can't help that.
I don’t have time to waste on the willfully obtuse, so I’ll be bidding you adieu.
Too bad, because you came so very close to getting that $50 donation I was gonna send.
Dave in Delaware
ha ha
That's always been my favorite "goodbye" line.
I WAS going to send a donation, but I waited and waited until you said something I didn't like
and as a result, you're not getting that BIG donation I was on the very verge of sending.
I'm sorry I can't agree with every reader on every subject.
Do you realize how easy it would be for me to wait and see which way the wind was blowing
on every controversy and then jump out in front of the parade and agree with everybody?
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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Who's Holding the Bartcop Sticker?
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Subject: Last issue's Bartcop Sticker holder Link
Bart, that is Joe Conason.
-- steve in San Diego
Hey Bart,
that's the truly great columnist and author Joe Conason
Chuck from Oceanside
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Subject: Last issue's Bartcop Sticker holder Link
Bart, that is Joe Conason.
-- steve in San Diego
Hey Bart,
that's the truly great columnist and author Joe Conason
Chuck from Oceanside
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Susan Oliver. You are correct, she was on TV
regularly in the 60's, including the original Star Trek pilot.
Pete C
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Susan Oliver. You are correct, she was on TV
regularly in the 60's, including the original Star Trek pilot.
Pete C
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, I’m gonna throw out Des Moines, IA.
Not sure though cause it would be looking west
and I don’t go to the east side too much.
Just a wild guess.
Adrian in KC, MO
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that is a 1973 Lincoln Continental Mark IV.
Paul in VA
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's a very young Ernest Hemingway.
He was pretty good looking wasn’t he?
MAG
Bart, that's Ernest Hemingway circa 1918 or so.
I was at his house last December in Key West.
Descendents of his six toed cats still live there today.
BSmasher
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