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The Bobby Riggs Story Rule: Don't gamble with mobsters Link On Thursday night, Sept. 20, 1973, 50 million Americans, fatigued by Vietnam and Watergate, tuned in to see whether a woman could defeat a man on a tennis court. Dubbed "The Battle of the Sexes," the match pitted Billie Jean King, the 29-year-old champion of that summer's Wimbledon and a crusader for the women's liberation movement, against Bobby Riggs, the 55-year-old gambler, hustler and long-ago tennis champ who had willingly become America's bespectacled caricature of male chauvinism. Before 30,472 at the Houston Astrodome, still the largest crowd to watch tennis in the United States, the spectacle felt like a cross between a heavyweight championship bout and an old-time tent revival. All of the vaudevillian hoopla made it easy to forget the enormous stakes and the far-reaching social consequences. King was playing not just for public acceptance of the women's game but also an opportunity to prove her gender's equality at a time when women could still not obtain a credit card without a man's signature. If she were to defeat Bobby Riggs, the triumph would be shared by every woman who knew she deserved equal pay, opportunities and respect. Equally sweet, King would cram shut the mouth of a male chauvinist clown who had chortled that a woman belonged in the bedroom and the kitchen but certainly not in the same arena competing against a man. Really? Forty years ago a women couldn't get credit card without a man's signature? Free Math Tutoring
I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300 of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics. I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again. Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog, scroll down to “Playlist,” to find the subject you need. Building Support for Pot If only Obama wasn't such a Herbert Link It no longer seems like a matter of if, but a matter of when the federal U.S. government will recognize legitimate medical uses for marijuana. Cannabidiol (‘CBD’), a less psychoactive chemical found in the marijuana plant, helps with epilepsy, multiple sclerosis, anxiety, schizophrenia, nausea, and seizures, and has even been used to inhibit the growth of cancer cells. Tetrahydrocannabinol (‘THC’), CBD’s psychoactive big brother, has also been used to address medical conditions such as neuropathic and chronic pain. Don't forget the miracles it can work with PSTD patients, of which we have thousands. Don't forget the miracles it can work with heroin addicts, of which we have thousands. ProCon.org — an independent, nonpartisan, nonprofit organization – estimates that there are at least 2.4 million medical marijuana patients in the United States. This estimate, extrapolated based off of the number of patients currently in the system, likely understates the true number of people who could use cannabis for a legitimate medical reason. Under the Controlled Substances Act), cannabis and cannabis resin are Schedule I drugs, putting them in league with LSD, MDMA (aka ecstasy), heroin, and psilocybin. That's just too stupid to be true - but it is. This fact has hamstringed the medical marijuana movement. Patients, doctors, and researchers have been dissuaded from pursuing cannabis as a viable prescription for the myriad maladies and sicknesses that it can help treat because of federal laws and social stigma inspired by misinformation. Yes, that's how we do things in America - we take something relatively harmless and make it illegal and then make testing and studying of that drug illegal, too. Why should Americans be allowed to grow something that will actually make their lives better when Wall Street can sell us something that's not only harmful, but addictive, instead? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: We always have money for war What I find amazing is that whenever the Government wants to get involved in a war no one asks the question, "How are we going to pay for it?" There's always an unlimited budget when it comes to going to war. We don't even bother to try to figure out if we are on the right side. For example in Egypt we helped overthrow the government just to elect the Muslim Brotherhood which turned out to be worse than their former dictator. We invaded Iraq for no reason at all. And we're in the middle of Afghanistan where both sides are the bad guys and bin Laden was in Pakistan. Now Obama wants to get involved in Syria because nerve gas is being used. And we're going to go in and overthrow the government and give it to who? Do we really need yet another war just for the sake of looking like we're involved? Maybe we need to take the time to think things through this time rather than do something just for the sake of looking tough. Marc Perkel Opinion: I don't think Obama will send troops to Syria. BTW, when we were in California we stopped by Perkel's place. I tried to straighten him out on Snowden but Marc still thinks he's a hero. Full Trip Report tomorrow? Send e-mail to Bart Miley Outshocks Gaga at VMAs and she borrowed Shirley's hair to do it Link With Lady Gaga set to open the MTV Video Music Awards, the audience braced themselves for a dose of patented Gaga shock treatment. For half a decade plus now, Gaga has served as the reliable producer of those jaw-dropping moments that dominate water cooler talk the next day. Gaga, looking for a bit of a comeback after some time out of the spotlight, needed to hit the stage hard. On the red carpet before the show, Gaga was asked how she planned to stun the crowd. The expectations were high. But after coming out standing in a milk carton, a few retrospective wig changes, smearing some paint on her face, the big moment? A quick spin to flash the singer's teeny tiny thong. Just when people began to relax after Gaga's not-so-weird performance, the real sucker punch of the night came: when Miley Cyrus hit the stage. "Miley better get a pregnancy test after all that twerkin', " joked Kevin Hart. It did seem a little much for a "family" show. Maybe Miley needs to leak a sex tape and then just stick to the music when she's on stage? But why does MTV even have a video awards show? MTV doesn't play videos anymore - do they even make videos these days? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: health troubles Dear Bart, I’m so very sorry to hear your health problems have risen up again. You are doing the right thing – having as much fun as you can. I, for one, would not mind if you want to share with us what you’re going through but that’s a difficult choice for you, I know. My thoughts and prayers (in spite of what Mark Perkel says) are with you and Mrs. Bart. You are too wonderful to have this happen to you. Debbie from Milwaukee Debbie, thanks for that. I might have not mentioned it, but they say I'll be too weak to type some days and I didn't want people to think I was getting lazy in my old age :) Send e-mail to Bart Check us out on Facebook Security will be handled by my good friend Anthony Burnside One needs security when battling the religiously insane. Bartcop's Computer Repair
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Eldrick Loses Again but he has an excuse - his back hurt Link Send e-mail to Bart Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama lying about NSA? Hi Bart. You and I are in fundamental disagreement about the Snowden affair. But you asked a pertinent question: is anybody accusing Obama of lying? The answer to that question is now a qualified yes. David Sirota, writing for Salon, states that Obama is [my synopsis] either lying or incompetent (and that lying is the least worrying option). Paul A I say David Sirota doesn't count. He's Obama's jilted lover and he's about as impartial at the vulgar Pigboy. In 2008, Sirota was ready to drink Obama's dirty bathwater. Now he wants him boiled in oil and one must wonder about Sirota's stability but gee, he sure looks good on MSNBC when he's trashing his president. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers Link Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart A zoo in China has an amazing “African lion” on exhibit. But it’s actually a dog. The hoax was exposed when the dog, a Tibetan mastiff, started barking. Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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