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CNN Breaking News Pope Francis said religion has the right to express its opinions but not to "interfere spiritually" in the lives of gays and lesbians, expanding on explosive comments he made in July about not judging homosexuals. That's outrageous! In a wide-ranging interview published today by Jesuit magazines, the pope also said that women must play a key role in church decisions That's outrageous! and brushed off critics who say he should advocate more vocally against abortion and gay marriage. That's outrageous! If Catholic leaders fail to find a "new balance" between their spiritual and political missions, the pope warned, the church's moral foundation will "fall like a house of cards." That's outrageous! Send e-mail to Bart by Rebecca Bartlett In 1855, a young lady’s most precious possession is her reputation. Unfortunately, sixteen-year-old Georgia Marsh has lost hers and faces a grim future with no prospects of marriage. Her fortune changes when a mysterious stranger asks her to wear an ancient pendant for a week —a pendant which grants great power, but only for those able to carry it. Most young women would buckle under the burden of such an object, but Georgia has a pure heart. She becomes the pendant's new bearer and the keeper of the awesome power it contains. But a pure heart is little protection against magic transferred through an act of trickery. Tied to an object that won’t obey her and won’t let her pass it on, Georgia must explore the history of the pendant and unlock the secret of its creation if she is to save herself. Amazon Kindle Print version Nook Link Check us out on Facebook Security will be handled by my good friend Anthony Burnside One needs security when battling the religiously insane. Bartcop's Computer Repair
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Subject: Last Issue's Hollywood Gossip answers Link Send e-mail to Bart Miss America - Too Dark to be Miss India? Link The crowning of first Indian-American Miss America Nina Davuluri may have highlighted some American xenophobia, but comparing her to Indian pageant winners has others discussing Indian prejudices. "What's interesting is Miss America Nina Davuluri would never win pageants in South Asia because she'd be too dark to be considered beautiful," journalist Anna John tweeted. Davuluri looks "too 'Indian' to ever be Miss India," Lakshmi Chaudhry wrote in First Post. India's skin-color obsession drives a whitening-cream market valued at $432M in 2010. Beauty queens appear in skin-whitening advertisements; the pursuit of fair skin is pervasive, particularly in pageants. Chaudhry points to cultural anthropologist Susan Runkle, who followed contestants preparing for the 2003 Miss India pageant. Skin-lightening was part of the regimen. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Twitter IPO Odds and Ends Bartcop, I thought these odds may be of interest to you. They’re courtesy of Bovada, (www.Bovada.lv, Twitter: @BovadaLV). Twitter IPO - Which exchange will Twitter be listed under? NYSE -150 (2/3) NASDAQ +120 (6/5) Twitter IPO - When will Twitter trade publicly? Before Dec 1st, 2013 -150 (2/3) After Dec 1st, 2013 +120 (6/5) Twitter IPO - IPO Price Over/Under 35.5 Twitter IPO - Opening Price on 1st day of trading Over/Under 39.5 Twitter IPO - Closing Price on first day of trading Over/Under 55.5 Twitter IPO - Ticker Symbol TWTR 5/6 TWIT 3/1 TWT 9/1 TWR 9/1 BIRD 35/1 EGG 50/1 Regards, Jimmy Shapiro Sports Publicist Send e-mail to Bart <> Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: An American in Paris Bart, I believe the great painter Matisse has an uncredited cameo in An American in Paris. Gene Kelly runs up some steps and sees an old person painting with brushes on long sticks. Kelly pauses and does a doubletake, then runs on. Never have been able to verify that is really is Matisse. Does anyone know? Sue Send e-mail to Bart Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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