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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Quotes "The big problem is that President Obama refuses to behave like an American president,” -- Gingrich, reminding voters why the GOP can't win national elections, Link Send e-mail to Bart The Republican Shutdown Bitter in-fighting rocks racist GOP Link Bitter infighting between centrists and die-hard conservatives has shaken the GOP to its core, leading to a bruising battle that played a critical role in the government shutdown. Da Boner was sparring with Obama's Democrats over a path forward on funding government, but he was also fending off a Teabagger challenge hell-bent on killing health care for the poor. With Democrats holding the White House and the Senate, many conservatives concluded they needed to hold their ground in the GOP-controlled House, or risk getting steamrolled by Obama's agenda. In recent weeks, as the clock ticked toward the end of the fiscal year on September 30, die-hard Baggers made their stand: defund or delay so-called "Obamacare," at virtually any cost. Baggers include 50-odd House conservatives who have largely thumbed their nose at Da Boner and camped out on the far right of party doctrine. But behind closed doors they swing a big stick, leaning heavily on party leaders. They are often in opposition to mainstream Republicans on key votes. It's the perfect storm of Teabagger stupidity: "Follow us off Suicide Cliff or we'll primary your DINO ass." Send e-mail to Bart The Reign of Morons is Here There's a poison in the GOP... by Charles P. Pierce Link We have elected an ungovernable collection of snake-handlers, Bible-bangers, ignorami, bagmen and outright frauds, a collection so ungovernable that it insists the nation be ungovernable, too. We have elected people to govern us who do not believe in government. We have elected a national legislature in which Louie Gohmert and Michele Bachmann have more power than does the Speaker of the House of Representatives, who has been made a piteous spectacle in the eyes of the country and doesn't seem to mind that at all. We have elected a national legislature in which the true power resides in a cabal of vandals, a nihilistic brigade that believes that its opposition to Obamacare is the equivalent of standing up the the Nazis. This is what they came to Washington to do -- to break the US government. It doesn't matter whether they're doing it out of pure crackpot ideology, or at the behest of the Koch Brothers, or their Bagger base. It may be any one of those reasons oe all of them. These people have broken the governmentt deliberately. A shot of Chinaco for the plain-spoken truth. Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Subject: The Republican Shut-down The only way to deal with a bully is to stand up to a bully. It’s now or never for the Obama Administration and the Democratic Party. Terry K They say Obama grew up on the means streets of South Chicago. How is it he has no idea how to handle a bully? Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Can Wendy Davis win in Tejas? She'd bring sanity back to Governor's Mansion Link Democrat Wendy Davis, who catapulted to national prominence this summer with a successfil filibuster over access to abortion, is running for Texas governor. Democrats told The Whore AP that Davis would announce her candidacy next week. Last Thursday Davis Tweeted, "A week from today, I'm announcing something big. Can you chip in now to show the strength of our grassroots network?" Texas Nazi Greg Abbott is considered the early favorite to succeed Gov. Rick Perry, who was judged incompetent and placed an Austin home for the mentally insane. No other Democrat had the balls to stand up for women on abortion rights and nobody else had the balls to run for governor in Texas, where a Democrat hasn't won a statewide office in 20 years. This will be the dirtiest campaign every waged in Texas. Remember, they made Ann Richards into a lesbian to defeat her - but times have changed. Are there enough sane Texans to elect a sane governor? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Is doing nothing enough? Bart, I disagree with your statement that Obama can win the shutdown fight by doing nothing. You're going about this the wrong way. You're supposed to scream "You f-ing moron" at me in all caps. What are you, some kind of adult? The conservatives have such a handle on the media, more and more people are blaming Obama and the Senate Democrats for the shutdown, in the teeth of all the evidence. There are two things Obama needs to do to win, both of which Clinton did last time we had a shutdown: 1. Keep doing your job. As far as your work is concerned, today is no different from last week. 2. Remind people, frequently and on live TV, that all the House needs to do is send you a clean budget that funds the entire government, and the shutdown will be over. I recommend two other things as well: 1. Remind people that on October 1, the Republicans shut down national parks and veterans' benefits, while the Democrats gave health care to millions of Americans. 2. Keep pointing out that Congress needs to avoid defaulting on the spending that they themselves authorized. (It wouldn't hurt to point out that the budget resolution the Senate sent over--the one rejected by the House --already cut programs MORE than the Ryan budget the House approved earlier this year.) Russ Russ, you are correct, my words were poorly chosen. By "do nothing," I really meant "Don't cave in, don't accept a deal, don't settle for less than 100%." Obama can't allow the precedent to be set that, if 80 handjob congressmen don't like some law, they can blackmail the president into changing it. If Obama caves, what will their next demand be? "Women can no longer vote?" Send e-mail to Bart Free Math Tutoring
I currently teach high school math in California of 25 plus years. I have uploaded over 300 of my lessons in Pre-Algebra, Algebra 1, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, and AP Statistics. I started doing this for my absent students, or any student who needed to hear the lesson(s) again. Just visit www.youtube.com/mrmathblog, scroll down to “Playlist,” to find the subject you need. Today's OMG! Don't Look Down Picture Link This one has to be faked, right? OMG! Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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always has good stuff. Charlie Daniels, "Rock icon?" Don't you have to be in rock to be a rock icon? Link A conservative group turned to southern rock icon Charlie Daniels to write a new song in opposition to the poor getting health care, telling the legend ( ha ha ) that his “God given talents are needed at this important moment in American history.” The aging racist had a couple of minor hits forty years ago. That hardly makes him a "legend" to anyone but the most racist Teabaggers. The Patriot Journalist Network launched a Twitter campaign recently asking Daniels to “please help unite grass roots patriots opposing the poor having health care.” “Your song will be our battle cry as we unite to oppose the poor getting health care,” wrote one racist. “We pledge to rally behind you.” I'm sure he will - God doesn't want his poorest children to do without health care? ha ha Because the Teabaggers are led by f-ing morons? ha ha Think how tough this is for today's racist Teabaggers. Because Obama won two elections, the poor are getting f-ing health care? Can you believe what that N.i.t.W.H. has done to our once great country? Hey, Charlie! When the last time you sang. "It's Be Kind to Biggers Week" on your bus? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your anti-Catholic bigotry Bart, you have an anti-Catholic bigotry not equaled since the early 19th century in America! Sceala First, I'm so Catholic, I have God's private phone number (Et cum spiritu tuo.) Second, what I'm hearing is "I'm going to continue sending them money and I don't care HOW many thousands of little boys they rape this year." Why are you financing Catholic rape sprees? What percent of each dollar you send them goes to pay off 6-year old with a torn rectum? But hey, this new Pope is a breath of fresh air. My Catholic insulting MIGHT lessen if Pope Francis keeps his word. Send e-mail to Bart Pope Francis Rocks Church Again Time to air out this cesspool of rape and corruption Link Here are some highlights of their conversation: On his plans to reform the church: “The first thing I decided was to appoint a group of eight cardinals to be my advisers. This is the beginning of a Church with an organization that is not just top-down but also horizontal.” On the Vatican bureaucracy: “It sees and looks after the interests of the Vatican, which are still, for the most part, temporal interests. This Vatican-centric view neglects the world around us. I do not share this view and I’ll do everything I can to change it. The Church is or should go back to being a community of God’s people, and priests, pastors and bishops, who have the care of souls, are at the service of the people of God.” On the obstacles he faces: “The real trouble is that those most affected by (narcissism) — which is actually a kind of mental disorder — are people who have a lot of power. Often bosses are narcissists. … Heads of the Church have often been narcissists, flattered and thrilled by their courtiers. The court is the leprosy of the papacy.” This is a new kind of Pope. He's nothing like Benny the Rat, the Vatican's Cheney-like enforcer who was in charge of investigating priests' sexual crimes, butt covered them up, instead. There's nothing Francis could say that could make me believe in the Tooth Fairy again, but I'll be a lot less critical of the Catholics if he's the real deal like he seems to be. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Consequences of the Debt Ceiling Fight I just saw on the news that 38% of the people think failing to pass an increase in the national debt is a good idea, which means that 38% of the people are financially illiterate. In round figues, the national debt is 16 Trillion, the interest on that debt is 400 billion or 2%. The deficit this year is $600 billion. So, let's imagine that a default caused interest rates on government debt to spike to 40% from 2%. That would make our deficit 8 trillion dollars, or half the total output of the country. Try living on half the pay you have now and imagine the country in the same shape. Could you avoid bankruptcy? Think 40% is too high? That was the rate of Greece at the height of its crisis. Today Greece is at 10%, so we'd be talking about only 2 trillion up from $400 billion. And if you think we have to do something drastic now to avoid Greece's fate, the deficit is dropping now at the fastest pace in the last 60 years because tax revenues are increasing and the stimulus has ended. It is reaching sustainability. No, refusing to raise the debt ceiling would destroy America as a prosperous country. I can only hope that a majority of Congress is smarter than its constituents. Scott at Home I agree - this is how stupid most people are. It's so crazy for pundits to have such strong opinions on Obamacare when it's not started yet. Shouldn't you SEE a movie before you write your review? Send e-mail to Bart Reminder:
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the donation money comes from them, not you. Subject: End of GOP Wall Street Money? While some on Wall Street may be philosophically aligned with the more libertarian/wacko bird wing of the GOP, to a man (and woman!), none of them wants the government shut down and certainly none of them want a default (although undoubtedly many players are taking positions to profit from this should it happen - that's only being realistic and smart, no?). The point here is that today's GOP (yesterday's John Birch Society) is a Frankenstein monster created by rich coporate America, but one that is too stupid to understand that they are only supposed to reduce taxes on rich people and benefits for the middle class and poor people, not burn down the whole fucking castle. My prediction is that more Wall Street money will flow into Democrat coffers in 2014 and 2016 as a result. At the end of the day, money people like politicians who act rationally and are controllable, and believe me, that no longer describes the majority of the GOP but sadly (at least as to the "controllable" part), does describe most Democrats (with the possible exception of Sarah Warren). Keep the faith. When Texas turns blue (in my lifetime for sure), we'll be remembering the Tea Party in the same way that we remember the passenger pigeon. Randy E Send e-mail to Bart Hey now! Cybil Sheperd plays Zippy Ripped from yesterday's headlines... Send e-mail to Bart Name the Mystery Car Link A very bad-ass car. Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's Edsel Ford's 1934 Model 40 Special Speedster. Mike95 Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link You'll like this little guy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Shutdown like buying a car to GOP Bart, Not sure if anyone's ever compared the Tea Party stupidity over this shutdown as clearly as this: You buy a new car from a dealer, drive it for two years, then go back to the dealer to negotiate the purchase price. How F'ing stupid is that? That, in a nutshell are they "Enemies from Within" Tea Partiers. Jim O Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery
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