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"I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe that it is
'cool' to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. Don't obscure your talent by
allowing yourself to be pimped, whether it's the music business or yourself doing the pimping.
The music business doesn't give a shit about you, or any artist. They will prostitute you and
make you think it's what YOU wanted... and when you end up in rehab as a result, 'they'
will be sunning themselves on their yachts off Antiqua and you will find yourself very alone."
-- Sinead O'Conner's open letter to Miley Cyrus
I'm no Sinead O'Conner fan, but she's right. Hollywood can be like Halliburton:
they want MORE money and they don't care who gets hurt or dies as a result.
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A.C.A.? GOP thought of it First
Now they hate it 'cause the Black guy likes it
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An irony of Obamacare is that one of its key provisions, the individual insurance mandate,
has conservative origins. In Congress, the requirement that individuals to purchase health
insurance first emerged in Republican health care reform bills introduced in 1993 as alternatives
to the Clinton plan. The mandate was also a prominent feature Romneycare in 2006.
Romney, said ‘We got the idea of an individual mandate from Gingrich, and he got it from
the Heritage Foundation and they got the idea from f-ing Hitler!’”
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Subject: Disgusted beyond belief
Who needs enemies when America has the Tea Party shutting down the government?
The world is laughing at us. We used to be a great country but now we look like a country of morons.
I am disgusted beyond belief!
Marc Perkel
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Seals Ice al-Shabaab Leader
He's the guy who shot up that Kenyan Mill
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A U.S. Navy SEAL team is believed to have killed a senior leader of the al Shabaab militant group
in a raid on his seaside villa in Somalia on Saturday in response to a deadly attack on a Nairobi
shopping mall last month, the New York Whore Times reported.
The unidentified target was believed to have been killed in a predawn firefight after the SEAL team
landed in the Somali town of Barawe by sea, but the commandos were forced to withdraw before
that could be confirmed, a report on the newspaper's website quoted a senior U.S. official as saying.
"The Barawe raid was planned a week and a half ago," said an unnamed U.S. security official.
Witnesses said the firefight lasted more than an hour, with helicopters called in for air support.
I know, I know, "Violence is always wrong,"
but I like a story where the mass murderer meets justice.
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Subject: Mission Accomplished
The Republicans have succeeded in the government shutdown.
They have successfully guaranteed they will lose the House in 2014
They have successfully guaranteed the Democrats will retain control of the Senate in 2014
They have successfully shown America what boneheads they truly are.
And they have assured a landslide victory for Hillary in 2016.
And just like Michelle Bachmann, "I couldn't be happier."
Mr. Speaker, time to crawl back into your bottle of bourbon.
Steven B
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Yes, in 1999 the biggest problems America faced were
1. The Monica "problem"
2. The surplus "problem"
I remember Dr. Laura saying, "What good is a roaring economy
if the President of the United States is having sex?"
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Seniors Sour on Republicans
Besides rich white men, they got nobody
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WThere’s something going on with seniors: It is now strikingly clear that they have
turned sharply against the GOP. This is apparent in seniors’ party affiliation and vote
intention, in their views on the Republican Party and its leaders, and in their surprising
positions on jobs, health care, retirement security, investment economics, and the other
big issues that will likely define the 2014 midterm elections.
We first noticed a shift among seniors early in the summer of 2011, as Paul Ryan’s plan
to privatize Medicare became widely known (and despised) among those at or nearing
retirement. Since then, the Republican Party has come to be defined by much more than
its desire to dismantle Medicare. To voters from the center right to the far left, the GOP is
now defined by resistance, intolerance, intransigence, and economics that would make even
the Robber Barons blush. We have seen other voters pull back from the GOP, but among
no group has this shift been as sharp as it is among senior citizens:
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Subject: John Boehner - Admitted Liar
From today's NYT (p. A15):
"The speaker acknowledged that in July he had gone to the Harry Reid and offered to have the House
pass a clean financing resolution. His proposal would have set spending levels $70 billion lower than
Democrats wanted, but would have had no contentious add-ons like changing the health care law.
Democrats accepted, but Boehner then reneged under pressure from Tea Party conservatives.
'I and my members decided the threat of Obamacare' was so great, Mr. Boehner said,
'that it was time for us to take a stand. And we took a stand.'"
The inmates are running the asylum and this drunk is more afraid of losing his cushy Speaker job
than he is of destroying the full faith and credit of the United States of America. This is treason,
pure and simple. He should be arrested immediately, or at the very least impeached.
Why - stupid question to follow - don't the Democrats do a better job of exposing this whole fiasco
for the well-financed and premeditated act of treason that it is?
Oh that's right - it's because we're pussies!
Randy E
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Embassy Bomber Snatched
Have Justice, Will Travel, Scumbag
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American commandoes seized an al-Qaeda leader connected to the 1998 embassy bombings in
Africa and wanted by the U.S. for more than a decade outside his house Saturday in the Libyan
capital, his relatives said. His capture, if confirmed, would be the latest blow to al-Qaida, which
has seen its leadership consistently targeted since the death of Osama bin Laden.
Nazih al-Ruqai, known by his alias Anas al-Libi, is believed to have returned to Libya during the
2011 civil war that led to the ouster and killing of dictator Moammar Gadhafi.
His brother, Nabih, said the murderer was parking outside his house early Saturday when three
vehicles encircled him, smashed the car's window and grabbed his ass before fleeing. The brother
said el-Libi's wife saw the kidnapping and described the abductors as foreign-looking commandos."
Our Seals go where the bad guys are and they deliver justice.
They could've killed him but someone decided he'd be worth more alive.
Maybe you shouldn't have married a man who bombs embassies.
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Subject: how are you doing
Hi Bart!!!! You forgot to call people criticizing Obama racists. You are slipping up.
Keep on hammering away everyone's freedom. What a sorry sight your website has become..
Matt
Matt, no spelling errors!
Congrats.
So, you're saying I forgot to do the wrong thing?
And you're reminding me because...
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GOP Blamed for Shutdown
Will it make them lose the House?
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Senator Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) is taking the blame for the government shutdown, with Obamacare
and the spending bill at its heart. It’s therefore more than understandable that Cruz might be
defensive when faced with discord and dissatisfaction within his own party. Just two days ago,
the ass described the attack of fellow Republicans on Cruz saying, “It just started a lynch mob.”
I agree, Republicans love using a rope on their victims.
Cruz insists that in rallying fellow Tea Party members and Republicans into the present situation
he had not damaged his party — “Not remotely,” said Cruz. “I also think far too many people
are worried about politics” Cruz, referring to “nasty partisan jabs from Democrats.”
So, it's the Republicans' fault, it's the Democrats' fault - everyone but Cruz is to blame.
Though Cruz believes his efforts haven’t left the Republican party with a black eye,
the numbers don’t stand behind Cruz’s claims. Based on recent polls, the shutdown
is not treating the Republican party well in terms of public opinion.
Can we hold the election early, like in England?
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Quotes
"I decided that I had an embarrassment of riches and that there were too many children in the
world without parents in the world without parents or families to love them. I didn't know that
trying to adopt a child was going to land me in another shitstorm. But it did. I was accused of
kidnapping, child trafficking, using my celebrity muscle to jump ahead in line, bribing government
officials, witchcraft - you name it. Certainly I had done something illegal."
-- Madonna, on the hardon the American whore press has to destroy her,
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Today's OMG! Don't Look Down Picture
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GOP's Version of Suicide Bombings
Shame on those nasty suicide bombers
ostroyreport.com
A person walks into a foreign cafe, a disco or a bus with explosives strapped to his or her body.
In a flash there's horrific carnage and, soon after, a proud claim of responsibility by a fanatical group
...all in the name of a heated cause which the violence is designed to further. But in the end this
irrational, delusional, self-destructive act typically leaves a dead suicide bomber, innocent people
killed and wounded, and a worsening, not a fix, of the root problem. That's what House Republicans,
in particular the radical Tea Party faction, have done by shutting down the United States government.
It's political terrorism at its worst.
All because they hate Obamacare, more than they hate the president himself. And they hate their
view of the 'welfare state,' a stomach-turning landscape where their hard-earned money is being used,
or more so abused, to subsidize the needs of a lazy, shiftless mostly minority poor and middle class.
So they refuse to pass an appropriations bill, threaten not to raise the debt-ceiling by the October 17th
deadline, and in effect close the country. The collateral damage from this unconscionable behavior is
being felt by everyone from the 800,000 furloughed government workers, to the National Guard and
Reserves, and to the children who cannot get cancer treatment at the National Institute of Health.
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Subject: re: Judd Legum tweet (last issue)
Bart,
I'd swear that Rep. Mike Doyle (D-Pennsylvania) reads bartcop.com!
Mike95
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Subject: question for republicans/tea party:
Let's say that the senate adds immigration reform (or gun contril) to the next
continuing resolution, and then shuts down the government rather than remove it.
I guess the republicans/tea party would be ok with that?
I really don't get what the difference would be to what the republicans in the house
have done, other than suddenly it would be wrong.
The republicans attached de-funding an existing law (along with other demands) to
an otherwise straight forward (and required) procedural vote. I don't see how the
government shutdown is anything other than their doing. I wish NPR, etc would
start pointing this out every time someone says 'both sides refuse to negotiate'.
Also, did you see that fox is calling it a 'slim down'? as if it's healthy for the country.
Leo
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Name the Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1953 Jaguar XK 120.
I think it's the most beautiful car ever made.
It really does look like a leaping cat with those sweeping fenders.
It was fast for its time too. Just try to buy one today. Six figures,
Scott Davis
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Today's Wildlife Photo
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Subject: Radical Liberals
Hello Bartcop,
Hell hath seen no fury like a radical Liberal scorned.
Case in point: Al Gore is no different than George W. Bush so let's vote for a guy (Ralph Nader)
who has a snowball's chance in hell of winning which took away votes from Gore giving W the presidency.
The 2010 midterm elections: Obama isn't doing what he promised so let's sit this one out resulting in
the ascendecy of the Teabaggers. If you all sit out the 2014 midterms, my prediction is the ascendency
of a Theocracy and women should be afraid, very afraid. If you all could set aside your differences and
get out to vote in droves in 2014 we can finally send the Rethugs out to the wilderness for at least a
generation (this should have happened at least a decade ago.) As you say Bartcop, they live close
by Central Park and want a pony.
Keep swinging that almighty hammer,
bobbytheburner
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Today's Mystery
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that''s Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing) post-nose job that
pretty much cost her a career (can you believe that?)
~ Tony in Phill
What's up with that?
Is this a Jewish thing?
I think post-Jennifer is hotter than pre-Jennifer.
Guys wouldn't care if she looked hotter - is it the girls who turned on her?
On Wikipedia it says "her career suffered," but no mention of why.
Jennifer said, ""I went in the operating room a celebrity – and came out anonymous.
It was like being in a witness protection program or being invisible."[
So what does that tell us?
Does everyone understand it but me?
Is she saying she was suddenly unrecognizable and unknown, and would have to
go to auditions to compete for parts that previously would've gone to her before?
So why didn't she audition for those parts?
I'll bet it's those Jews...
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that''s Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing) post-nose job that
pretty much cost her a career (can you believe that?)
~ Tony in Phill
What's up with that?
Is this a Jewish thing?
I think post-Jennifer is hotter than pre-Jennifer.
Guys wouldn't care if she looked hotter - is it the girls who turned on her?
On Wikipedia it says "her career suffered," but no mention of why.
Jennifer said, ""I went in the operating room a celebrity – and came out anonymous.
It was like being in a witness protection program or being invisible."[
So what does that tell us?
Does everyone understand it but me?
Is she saying she was suddenly unrecognizable and unknown, and would have to
go to auditions to compete for parts that previously would've gone to her before?
So why didn't she audition for those parts?
I'll bet it's those Jews...
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart, it's the Santa Fe neighborhood of the Alvaro Obregon borough of Mexico City.
It's a new-ish business district built on old landfills.
redlake
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, from left to right, that's Robert Baden-Powell, who founded the Boy Scouts,
President William Howard Taft, and Sir James Bryce, the British ambassador, at the
White House in February of 1912, reviewing a Boy Scout parade.
Cropped out of this picture was Major Archibald Butt, who had served as
Teddy Roosevelt's military aide, who died on the Titanic two months later.
RCB in Wyoming
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