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Wednesday, Oct 16, 2013 Vol 3139 - Carnival Cruz
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"Formal announcement of a Senate deal to reopen the government and avoid a possible
U.S. default will come at noon on the Senate floor, a Republican Senate aide told CNN.
Stocks rallied on the news.
Earlier, GOP Sen. Kelly Ayotte said Senate leaders had worked out a deal.
"I understand that they've come to an agreement but I'm going to let the leader announce that," Ayotte said.
I don't think this is real.
I don't see Ted Cruz surrendering.
Reid & The Bitch can make any "deal" they want, but until Cruz says "Uncle,"
he can hold things up until the cows come home, whenever that is.
Do they think a senate vote will change the House vote?
Or are they going to spend money without the House? (never been done - unconstitutional)
I don't buy it.
Update Quotes
"I never had any intention of slowing down the vote to reopen the government."
-- Ted Cruz, admitting he lied about "doing all I can to stop Obamacare"
Can The Tejas Loon be trusted?
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Palin: Obama Flirts w/ Impeachment
Nobody need publicity more than Sarah Palin
Link
Obama is risking “impeachable” offenses with the way he is handling the debt limit debate,
former swimsuit model Sarah Palin said Monday.
“Defaulting on our national debt is an impeachable offense, and any attempt by President Obama
to unilaterally raise the debt limit without Congress is also an impeachable offense,” Palin lied.
Palin also accused the president of “scaremongering” on the debt ceiling. “It’s shameful to see him
scaremongering the markets with his talk of default. There is no way we can default if we follow
the Constitution,” she said, also adding that the president was trying to “furlough reality” when
talking about the debt limit.
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Subject: Obamacare web site problems are NOTHING compared to Rockstar's
or an agent in your area who is (getting) certified to sell on the exchange (like ME), and for the same price
have them sign you up, and they become your Insurance Sherpa who can help you with plans, explain the
claim hoops, or help calling and yelling at the carrier to pay your claims (you're welcome.)
You don't get a (licensed) Sherpa if you sign up by yourself.
that had BILLION$ more money behind it.
tally
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Quotes
"The Ted Cruziest move ever would be to now give a 21-hour speech
about why the United States shouldn't default."
-- LOLGOP in a tweet
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Subject: James Woods
Dear Bart:
Woods had a recurring minor role on Showtime’s Ray Donovan, which just finished its first season.
In the season finale he was killed by a character that was played by an even bigger asshole, Jon Voight. ha ha
For all their complaining about being discriminated against, conservatives actually get more work in
the arts than their talent would justify. Take Harry Connick Jr., for instance. He has my vote for
Most Success with Least Talent. (George W. Bush comes in second.) Great careers in music and
acting for no apparent reason. (His father, a Prosecutor in New Orleans, ordered the destruction of
evidence that proved conspiracy in the JFK assassination. Later, when it was discovered that the
person charged with the destruction had instead preserved the evidence, Harry Connick Sr. made
sure the evidence did not see the light of day. It seems the son’s career is the payment for services
rendered by the father.)
Jim W
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Some days this page writes itself
"I'm just what the GOP needs!"
Link
State Republican leaders in New York are pushing for Donald Trump to run for governor.
“There is only one prospective candidate who could run on the GOP line and win against
Cuomo in 2014 — Donald Trump,” a memo circulated by a GOP assemblyman read.
The memo was circulated to other Republican leaders by Assemblyman Bill Nojay and aims
to make the case for a Trump bid, calling him an “iconic figure.”
“In many respects, Trump is not considered a Republican — he is his own brand, an almost iconic
figure of Rockefellerian proportions,” the memo said. “This will benefit him because many people
who could never bring themselves to vote for a Republican would vote for Trump as Trump.”
ha ha
He just said, "Since nobody will vote Republican in 2014,
we gotta look outside the party or we're dead for f-ing sure."
He's right - Trump might be their best option - ha ha
Now's a great time to not be a Republican.
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Subject: Whats the next excuse...
I told you so. Obama and crew are the most inept, incompetent batch ever.
Obamacare roll out, joke.
630 million bucks for what a pvt sector can do for 1/4 the money and 100 times better.....
So you say thats just this.
Next excuses will be over application of the dumb thing. No doctors, etc.....
Impeach OBAMA NOW!
Mcg
Is you is or is you ain't a gambler?
I got money that says by Election Day 2014, Obamacare will be a great success.
We'll use seats gained/lost in the House and Senate as the yardstick.
Since you're a Republican who hates the idea of the poor having health care, you must have money.
So, how much would you like to wager?
Well, do you feel lucky, Punk?
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Crazy Cruz Wins Value Voter Poll
Remember when Santorum won Iowa? It's like that
"I agree to be your King!"
Link
Sen. Ted Cruz won the Values Voter Summit’s presidential straw poll on Saturday with a plurality
of votes against big-name conservatives in the mix for 2016.
The Texas handjob pulled in 42 percent at the annual conference for social conservatives.
In second place with 13 percent was Dr. Ben Carson, the Black conservative crazy neurosurgeon
who drew widespread media coverage for comparing Obamacare to slavery in his speech at the summit.
Frothing Rick Santorum nearly tied Carson. Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and Paul Ryan sucked hind tit,
each pulling in single-digit percentages in the poll.
That's a little scary - the sane Republicans are nowhere to be found, unless you count Rubio.
Wouldn't we have to say as of now, Ted Cruz has a 50-50 chance of being the GOP nominee?
And anyone who doesn't like it gets primaried - ha ha
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Subject: re: Janet Yellen
Bart,
I hate to burst 'Richard T's bubble, (last issue) but Janet Yellen is a Jewish woman
born in Brooklyn! Not to mention a summa cum laude graduate of Brown and Yale,
in other words, the smartest man or woman in the room.
Mike95
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Shutdown Hurts GOP in 2014
They KNEW it would, and they did it anyway
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With the government shutdown nearing the two-week mark, the GOP's brand and its 2014 prospects
are taking a hit, according to a new national survey commissioned by a Democratic firm.
A new poll found that voters blame the GOP more than Dems for the shutdown by a 43 percent
to 27 percent margin. It said just 26 percent view the GOP favorably, 52 percent unfavorably.
The polling firm said, “the voting public is fed up with just about everyone in Washington,
but Republicans are clearly bearing much more of the anger and it is damaging their prospects for 2014.”
The GOP is in so much f-ing trouble, we might need to start worrying about their end game.
They're clearly suicidal, which is OK with me, but what if they get apocalyptic about it?
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Subject: computer baseball
Bart, those little electronic diagrams of balls and strikes are NOT dependable.
They DO NOT record where the ball is when it crosses the plate.
They record where it is when it hits the catchers glove.
But it's not a strike or ball based on where it is when the catcher receives it.
It's a ball or strike based on its location as it passes the plate.
With all of the breaking balls that break left, right, or down,
you cannot look at the catchers glove to determine balls and strikes.
The umps aren't going anywhere, thank Koresh.
By the way, I'm not arguing that calls aren't missed.
YOU KNOW ALL THOSE UMPS ARE JEWISH DON'T YOU! Ha ha!
Dirt
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Subject: Re: Janet Yellen comments
Hi Bartcop:
Good job at smart ass retort, and just reminded of where I worked this past weekend.
Just worked (not a member) the first time at an AIPAC convention.
It's still sinking in how totally committed in supporting Israel, and the smarts, education,
innovation and creativity, any Jewish person has to give.
With all the oppression, and the Holocaust in WW2, these people are totally committed
to making this a better world. "Never again", and there is no way in hell, they are going
to waste one second of time on this earth.
Just my 2 cents.
Take care,
Lauren
Quotes
"I call upon all of you to wage a second American non-violent revolution, to use civil
disobedience, and to demand that this president leave town, to get up, to put the Quran down,
to get up off his knees, and to figuratively come out with his hands up,"
-- Larry Klayman, getting the Teabaggers all worked up with his nonsense, Link
Larry Klayman is another reason the Democrats can't lose in 2014 and 2016.
People look at Klayman and they say, "I may not like Obama a lot, but there's
no way in hell I can be on the same side as that f-ing loon, Larry Klayman."
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Marty always has good stuff.
Hillary Gets a
Parking Ticket
In London, British
Press "goes wild"
Link
It didn't matter to one
London parking enforcement officer that some think Hillary Clinton
could be a future American president -- illegal parking is illegal
parking.
So despite protests from Clinton's security detail, the traffic warden
slapped Clinton's car with
a $127.00 ticket while the former
secretary of state was being honored for her diplomatic work.
Greg Brennan, the photographer who witnessed the scene, also reported
that at least one of Clinton’s
security agents was seen “angrily waving his arms” and showing the
attendant his badge.
Still, the fine was issued.
“Despite our traffic marshal being questioned by the secret service for
just doing his job, he was in the right,”
said a local city council member. “The former US Secretary of State was
parked for nearly 45 minutes without
paying. I’m sure she will understand that we have to be fair to
everyone, regardless of their status on the world stage.”
While the confrontation played out in the parking lot, Clinton was busy
chatting with other dignitaries
about Iran and the ongoing conflict in Syria as she was honored with
the Chatham House Prize.
Subject: Living in America
You’re a
grand old flag, you’re a high-flying flag
And forever in “peace” may you wave.
I’m a victim of, the land I love
The home of the have-nots and haves.
Ev’ry heart beats true
With enough revenue
Where there’s never a gray issue.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the grand old flag.
You’re a grand old flag, you’re a high-flying flag
And forever in “peace” may you wave.
I’m the victim of, the land I love
The home of the have-nots and haves.
Ev’ry heart beats true
With enough revenue
Where there’s never a gray issue.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the grand old flag.
(withheld)
As America moves forward, Oklahoma moves backwards.
There's a new law in Oklahoma.
If you get pulled over and a cops thinks you MIGHT have been smoking weed,
they can force the driver to give blood, saliva, urine and hair samples.
If it comes back positive, you can be charged with DWI,
even if you smoked legally in another state weeks ago.
We gotta get out of Oklahoma!
Gene Lyons on America's First Teabagger.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Jill Ireland, who was married to Charles Bronson – she was also married
to David McCallum of The Man From UNCLE and today, NCIS.'
He was a handsome bastard.
The Star Trek episode pictured is a classic for 60’s hippies – Kirk and Spock find a colony
where everybody is zonked out on drugs, including an old flame of Spock, Jill. That is, if
Vulcans can have old flames. Everyone from the Enterprise except Kirk is affected,
including Spock, who finds his inner emotions through chemistry.
Of course the moral of the episode is that drugs may be enjoyable at the time, but you also
don’t accomplish anything in life because you’re always blissed out. It wasn’t heavy-handed,
but it was a definite anti-drug message. And it’s not really true; if you handle drugs correctly,
you can be as productive as you want. Abuse/overuse is when it starts to screw things up.
Keep on swinging that HUGE hammer!
Marty in London
Marty, they were more than just blissed out - they lived in f-ing Paradise.
Nobody got sick, or even aged. Food was plentiful and there was no pollution.
They just got high and stayed happy and healthy all the time.
...the kind of thing the GOP would outlaw in the name of freedom.
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Today's Mystery City
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link
Bart – Looks like Caracas, Venezuela – advertising is big, big, big on the city’s rooftops…
Tony Mac
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Name the Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Yesterday's Mystery Car was a a 1957 Simca concept car.
Thanks to Michael Capper
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What is today's History Mystery?
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link
Bart, that's the Marx Brothers with Lou Gherig (in 1933 at Yankees Stadium?)
~ Tony in Philly
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