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"You're against abortion AND birth control coverage. Then I'm not going to ask your opinion on chastity belts." -- LOLGOP in a tweet Send e-mail to Bart Crooked Christie's Poll Numbers Dive Can anything stop Crooked Chris Christie's free-fall? Crooked Chris Christie: "I am not fat!" Link A longstanding cornerstone of crooked Chris Christie's popularity (and why national GOP strategists are drawn to him) has been his cross-party appeal. But a major traffic scandal has diminished crooked Chris Christie's luster in the eyes of Democrats -- and fast. Crooked Chris Christie's favorability has plunged 19 percentage points since last November, according to a new poll. Among Democratics, it's down 26. His job approval rating has dipped a whopping 22 points among Democrats, driving the overall drop from 68 percent to 53 percent. Crooked Chris Christie's approval rating among New Jersey Democrats dipped from 47 percent to 38. Just 36 percent of New Jersey Democratic voters said they approved of the job crooked Chris Christie was doing, compared to 55 percent who disapproved. That's a 180 degree turnaround since early 2013. Nationally, crooked Chris Christie's unfavorable rating rose sharply among independents (+18) and even quicker among Democrats (+25), which means it's time to stick a fork in crooked Chris Christie. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Are you going to publish this one? by The Brew, the hot-headed litigator Link Snowden fans will love this, the other half will be put to sleep from boredom. end e-mail to Bart Beck: Impeach the Black Guy Remember yesterday? He apologized for being a divisive dick and today he's more devisive than ever "I'm a divisive dick..." Link Glenn Beck is fed up with this President, and he wants him out of office. Yesterday on his hate show, Beck called for the impeachment of President Obama. Beck said, “On this President. I have said before, ‘That’s impeachable.’ I am calling to impeach President Obama. This is impeachable.” And what, exactly, has Obama done that is impeachable? Beck says Obama should be impeached because he is willing to arm the Syrian rebels. “He is arming known terrorists,” Beck said, “and people like John McCain should be impeached as well.” John McCain should be impeached? We didn’t see that one coming. Hey Glenn, if you think arming terrorists is impeachable, then we need to dig up Saint Reagan and impeach him for Iran-Contra. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Does anybody have any idea what they're saying? Bart, you wrote: >So, they like Snowden but they want to see him arrested? >Does anybody have any idea what they're saying? I know what they're saying, and I think this gets at the crux of the matter. I see the endless back-and-forth on your site about Snowden, and it reminds me of the endless back-and-forth about the torture issue I used to see on Bartcop. Both issues come down to the same question. Do you think the laws of the US should be changed to make what Snowden did legal? No. Snowden stole a million or more documents. He didn't do that to "save us" from our government. If he stole THREE secrets and stayed to face the music, he might've been a hero. I certainly don't think so, but I do think that sometimes the law needs to be broken in order to save lives. After the lives are saved, the decision to break the law can be defended in court. If you don't think the law should be changed to allow the theft of massive amounts of data from government agencies, are you going to argue that the Obama administration should not prosecute lawbreakers? Excellent point. It's either legal to steal our national security secrets and give them away or it's not. God help us (just kidding) if our idiot Supreme Court Court says what Snowden did was legal. In my opinion, this is where the pro-Snowden argument tends to break down. And this is why, referring to your old torture question, the guy should be tortured to stop the bomb in Times Square, but the law should not be changed to allow torture. Keep being great. Nathan Send e-mail to Bar Dozens will see it! Advertise with Bartcop.com, Two days just $35 One week just $70 America is coming back Get back in business! Advertise on bartcop.com Chicago Priests and Sex Abuse The files are open - fasten your seat belts Documents show decades of child rape and violence Link The documents tell one heartbreaking story after another - 6,000 pages detailing not just how children and adult victims were abused by trusted priests, but also how church officials often bungled their responses, failing to turn sexual predators over to criminal authorities and often shuttling the offending priests from parish to parish, where they abused again. Excuse me, they didn't "bungle" anything. They didn't accidentally rape and sodomize 10,000 kids. Every goddamn crime was intentional. Even now, they continue to make excuses and minimize their terrible crimes. BTW, where were the prosecutors when this decades-long rape spree was going on? The documents tell a tale that has been long-standing. The deception came from the cardinal on down. And he says not only were the victims and their families deceived, but so too were parishioners where offending priests were transferred, as well as the police and the public at large. In one case in 1979, a priest raped a 13-year old boy and later warned him at gunpoint not to tell anyone. The documents show the boy's parents were assured that the priest would get treatment and would be kept away from minors, but he wasn't. Within a year, that priest was returned to ministry in another parish where he abused again. I've been talking about this for at least 12 years and they've done NOTHING about it. I wonder how many thousands of children were raped in the last 12 years? Maybe this new Pope means business. "Why can't you just leave it alone, Bart?" You're lucky that there's no Hell, Benny. If there was a God, think what he'd do to you, you monster. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Snowden Bart, I don't understand why some think that Snowden did something good by 'alerting' us to NSA eavesdropping. We've known about that since the Patriot Act. He is a traitor.... a stupid traitor but a traitor, nonetheless. God only knows what else he has leaked. He is a man without a country, now. Maybe his motivation was altruistic and maybe it was notoriety. Whatever it was, it was and is wrong to spill the beans on his country's secrets. There was a time when it was supposed to be TMI to post a withdrawal date for removing troops from Iraq. This deed of Snowden's goes way beyond that.Secrets should remain so for a reason. Lord knows I've watched enough Jack Ryan movies to know that. Snowden can stay in Russia until he rots. But, I don't think he'll last long. He's a liability to the Russians. Nobody really wants him. I would not be surprised to read that he has 'disappeared' one day. My main concern, now, is for the safety of the participants in Sochi. Snowden is beyond help from anyone. Mrs. Larry Williams in San Mateo, CA. The Russians might want him dead, too. The last thing Pootie needs is Snowden telling the world what secrets he leaked to Russia. Send e-mail to Bar
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Mystery Quotes “I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America,” Which racist Republican said that? Gee, calling Obama a "subhuman mongrel" is considered racist even in Florida and Texas. BTW, as far as "weaseled his way into power," Obama won the popular vote and electoral vote - twice. Don't you wish Der Monkey Fuhrer could say the same thing? Send e-mail to Bart What's worse? Pot or Booze? Their hands are tied - what can they say? Link Both alcohol and and pot can take a toll on the body, showing short- and long-term health effects, though alcohol has been linked to some 88,000 deaths per year, while for a number of reasons deaths associated with marijuana use are harder to come by. ha ha You mean because there are none? This is funny reading - they're trying not to lie, but they're also trying their very best to make you think pot is terribly harmful, as in this case: For marijuana, much of the concern is with young people who use the drug, because the drug interferes with the development of the brain while it is still maturing, What spectacular bullshit, playing the "What about the children?" card. Well, what about the children getting into Dad's liquor cabinet? If you're not against that, why the jihad on pot? Nobody thinks kids should be getting high, but they always go there because they have nowhere else to go - they have no valid points so they're stuck with invaild points. Let's see - we have 88,000 alcohol deaths each year and we have 440,000 cigarette deaths each year and ZERO pot deaths each year ...and there's debate over which is more harmful? Remember what that idiot Nancy Grace said recently? "I sure don't want my surgeon stoned on pot, or my bus driver," as if surgeons and bus drivers currently have no access to alcohol - what a f-ing joke. But that's OK, the good guys are winning the argument. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama and pot
Dear Bart, Pot would be legal tomorrow if we just pointed out to the right wing nutjobs what makes it illegal. The law says that no marijuana can be sold without a federal tax stamp. The tax stamps were never issued. So if Obama struck down that tax by executive order what could the right wingers say? After all it would be a tax cut. Anne Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Neil's letter Bart — Please stop accusing every one who disagrees with you of screaming insults and name calling. It isn’t only untrue, it’s down right Republican in nature… Stew You need to check your facts, Stewy. Crazy Neil called me a liar - you think I'm going to let that go? What am I, some turn-the-other-cheek Democrat? And blow me on that Republican crack. I'm the one being calm and nice. Send e-mail to Bart Unemployed?
Or need a different/better job? Maybe you need a resume written by a professional. Contact Dick Blust Jr at rcblust@live.com Want to talk to a Traitor? Edward Snowden is taking questions LIVE this afternoon, at 3 PM Eastern Link Thanks to Snowden fan Fidel for the heads up. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: pot is stronger than when Obama smoked it? Bart, I am not so sure about that statement. Rremember he was probably smoking some good Kona bud or Maui Wowwie, that was pretty damn strong even in the old days. Tom Send e-mail to Bart Perry Sanders has Plans for 2014 Colorado Springs businessman stays busy Link More than a year after Perry Sanders announced plans to spread his New Orleans-themed brand throughout local, regional and national markets, he says it’s all coming together. Sanders, owner of The Mining Exchange and adjacent Springs Orleans restaurant, said that he is working on two downtown renovation and expansion projects, a new restaurant in Castle Rock and a partnership in Los Angeles, all of which he expects to iron out this year. A year after he partnered with “Dog the Bounty Hunter” star Bobby Brown (ha ha) to develop a property in Castle Rock, Colorado. Sanders says his new restaurant will be open by summertime. The duo purchased the building with plans to open Sanders’ second Springs Orleans restaurant, while Brown’s new bail bonds office will occupy the third floor. (ha ha) For the two, the move signified the first step to gaining footholds in larger markets. Sanders is undertaking another project as co-restaurateur in a location in Los Angeles. “It is an existing restaurant that I think is in the best location in Los Angeles,” he said of the eatery, which he described as a 7,000-square-foot fine dining establishment. Sanders plans to help the restaurant find a theme similar to that of the New Orleans style he strings through his spaces. I gotta get back to Colorado real soon... Send e-mail to Bart Florida GOPer: "Hang Obama" Afraid to use the word "lynch" are we? Link You know you've fucked up when Florida Republicans think you've crossed the line. That's been a well-known litmus test for line crossing for some time now, but Republican candidate Joshua Black, running for a seat in the Florida House, was so eager to prove that he is more conservative than thou that he sailed past it on Twitter like an explorer seeking a new and better Batshit Crazy Land. Really? A Black guy named Black says we should hang our Black president? Even fellow Republicans called him out on this one, leading to a bit of a Twitter fight, but Black, who can easily be diagnosed as absotutely batshit insane, wasn't going to have any of it. So like any good patriot, by which I mean like Sarah Palin on one of her non-speech-giving days, he took to Facebook to explain. His reasons for hanging the president are certainly surprising ones. Send e-mail to Bart .
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Link Send e-mail to Bart Super Bowl Odds Bartcop, I thought these Super Bowl odds may be of interest to you. They’re courtesy of Bovada, (www.Bovada.lv, Twitter: @BovadaLV) Jimmy Shapiro Sports Publicist Props PR Entertainment Odds and Ends SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will it snow during the game? Yes +300 (3/1) No -500 (1/5) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - What will be the temperature at Kickoff? Over/Under 34 degrees Fahrenheit SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Renee Fleming wear gloves when she starts singing the US National Anthem? Yes -200 (1/2) No +150 (3/2) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Knowshon Moreno cry during the singing of the National Anthem? Yes +400 (4/1) No -700 (1/7) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - How many times will Peyton Manning say "Omaha" during the game? Over/Under 27½ SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will the announcers say the word "Marijuana" during the game? Yes +550 (11/2) No -900 (1/9) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers play a song on stage at the same time? Yes -200 (1/2) No +150 (3/2) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - What will Bruno Mars be wearing on his head at the start of his Half Time performance? Fedora 2/3 No hat 2/1 Fur Hat 5/1 Tuque 8/1 SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will any member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers be shirtless during their performance Yes EVEN (1/1) No -140 (5/7) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Richard Sherman be interviewed on field after the game by Erin Andrews on the live FOX broadcast and shown on TV? Yes -110 No -110 Longest Touchdown in the Game Over/Under 42½ Shortest Touchdown in the Game Over/Under 1½ Total Touchdowns in the game Over/Under 5½ Will there be a defensive or special teams TD scored in the game? Yes +160 (8/5) No -200 (1/2) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will any player receive a penalty for excessive celebration? Yes +300 (3/1) No -500 (1/5) Will there be a Lead Change in the Second Half? Yes (Lead Change in 2nd Half) +140 (7/5) No (Lead Change in 2nd Half) -160 (5/8) Will the game go to overtime? Yes (Overtime) +600 (6/1) No (Overtime) -1000 (1/10) Will there be a scoreless quarter in the game? Yes (Scoreless Quarter) +225 (9/4) No (Scoreless Quarter) -280 (5/14) Will either team successfully convert a 4th down attempt? Yes (4th Down Converted) -200 (1/2) No (4th Down Converted) +160 (8/5) PLAYER PROPS SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Peyton Manning throw a pick 6? Yes +400 (4/1) No -700 (1/7) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Richard Sherman receive a taunting penalty in the game? Yes +400 (4/1) No -700 (1/7) SUPER BOWL XLVIII SPECIALS - Will Richard Sherman receive an unnecessary roughness penalty in the game? Yes +550 (11/2) No -900 (1/9) Will Richard Sherman (SEA) record an interception? Yes +200 (2/1) No -260 (5/13) Total Passing Yards - Peyton Manning (DEN) Over/Under 290½ Total TD Passes - Peyton Manning (DEN) Over/Under 2½ Peyton Manning (DEN) - What will he do first? Throw a TD Pass -275 (4/11) Throw an Interception +220 (11/5) Note: I only ran a few of these - there are dozens or hundreds more at www.Bovada.lv Send e-mail to Bart
and went on to win four Pulitzer Prizes and the Presidential Medal of Freedom during his 55 years at the Washington Post. For the better part of the 20th century, his cartoons were a must read. The film features Ted Koppel, Tom Brokaw, Jules Feiffer, Lewis Black and Jon Stewart, who describes Block as a “touchstone” for political comics and satirists today. on HBO starting Monday Subject: Snowden I agree with you about Snowden in that I suspect he is not what he claims to be. What it is he actually is doing remains to be seen, and anyone trumpeting him as a 'hero' is jumping on a bandwagon. Here's my theory: Snowden is working for the Obama administration as a way to get NSA surveillance declared illegal without Obama having to be the one to do it. By having someone leak info that details the scope of the NSA surveillance, Obama won't look soft on defense when he decides to end it. Sure, it makes him look bad that it was happening on his watch... but as USA TODAY reported back in 2006, this has been going on since W was in office. Obama should be used to being blamed for things W did by now. But one thing this administration is good at is getting things done indirectly. A good example is Obama's stance on gay marriage: Biden just happened to open his big mouth on the topic, forcing Obama to take a position. If he had done it on his own, the fallout would be tremendous. But having Biden open the door makes it look like damage control. I think the same thing is happening here: if Obama ended the NSA on his own, the right would use it against him. By having Snowden leak the info and getting the public upset, the only thing Obama gets blamed for is defending the nation too zealously. I'd rather be blamed for being too hard on terrorism than being too lax, if I were a black President that is, James L So maybe Snowden's a hero after all :) Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo
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