The Rapture come to Arkansas

 ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was  killed yesterday
 after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during  an incident best
 described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of  eye witnesses.

 Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted
 from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently
 convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people
 floating up into the air,and then passed a man on the side of the road
 who she claimed was Jesus.

 "She started screaming 'He's back, He's back' and climbed right out of
 the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams,
 husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

 "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams  said.

 She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was
 gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

 "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
 said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

 Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he
 was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when
 the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released
 twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

 Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his
 friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into
 the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams'
 car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
 people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband,
 who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

 When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied
 "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

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