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Beck's speaking gig at Handjob University
Excerpt:
Those lucky kids at Liberty University are in
for a treat on graduation day this year. The Hanjob institution
has announced that Glenn Beck will be their commencement
speaker. That should excite the student body.
What an inspiration it will be to have an alcoholic,
drug-abusing, rodeo clown, college dropout up on stage
advising these students on how to succeed in
life by making goofy faces on TV while lying about your political
adversaries. They will surely benefit from his
lectures mangling history and accusing liberals of being fascists
and the President of being a racist. Not to mention
that Beck has just announced that God has spoken to him
and revealed His plan for America. How many commencement
speakers have a direct line to Heaven?
I forget her name, but a couple of years ago,
some Falwell University woman was charged
with helping the Bush bastads commit a series
of monstrous crimes.
The Dems, to their everlasting shame, chose not
to pursue the charges, but when she was charged,
she didn't get a fellow lawyer from Liberty,
no, she got a REAL lawyer, one that actually had a brain.
How do these fake universities get accreditied?
Did Falwell say, "I know the president"
and was thusly rewarded?
Are the lawyers then stuck with only representing Christians suing Christians?
Who would intentionally hire a religiuously insane lawyer?
And yes, Beck is the perfect speaker for the religiosuly insane wannabes,
...assuming Sarah Palin had a more lucrative speaking engagement than
day..