Beverly
Hills Teabaggers
Starring Pat Boone and Andrew Brietbart
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A sweltering sun did not stop these
nutty Teabaggers from gathering in Beverly Gardens Park on Sunday
afternoon,
cheering, waving misspelled signs and passing out literature as aging
fossil Pat Boone, lying whore Andrew Breitbart,
Congressional hopefuls and toothless "patriots" rallied more than four
hundred supporters of the Beverly Hills Tea Party.
Four hundred people?
In Los Angeles, where 25 million people are in driving range?
How'd you guys find 400 loons in Bevery Hills?
Or did you bus them in from Barstow?
A marching band with drums, flutes
and handjobs in three-corner hats began with a Patrick Henry
impersonator
reciting an abridged version of the “give me liberty or give me death”
speech made famous by Henry in 1775.
"There is no longer any room for hope," 'Henry' said. "If we mean to
preserve inviolate those inestimable
privileges for which we have been so long contending--we must fight! I
repeat it, sir, we must fight!"
Translation:
"There's
a nigger in the White House and we must fight!"
The cartoonish oratory was followed
by host Boone, who spoke about the group’s message, calling the Obama
administration socialist and vilifying the same mainstream media that
covered the event. Boone, a self proclaimed
"rootin', tootin', flag waving American," lied "This is not a
republican thing or democrat thing, this is a citizen thing."
As Boone prepared for his new song "I Am An American," technical
difficulties sparked him to say
'I knew we’d be sabotaged today in Beverly Hills, are you kidding?'"
Well, longtime readers know we
can't allow Pat Boone to show his ass without showing something else.
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