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Lord Jesus
Christ hit by car
Cops confirm that's his legal name
20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police
Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ
in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong
Avenue, police said.
Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.
Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley
Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries
following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated
at the hospital and then released.
Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car struck Christ.
Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.
Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification
at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name
I'm guessing that once you've been crucified on a cross
getting knocked down by a car is no big deal.